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第4章
“偷梁换柱。”
lengyechendeshengyinqinglengdelingrenbuhanerli，mianwubiaoqingdekanxiangzichengshitaxinhunqizidenvren。
“嗯？”
sitangyishunjianmeifanyingguolai，yihuodekanxianglengyechen。
“nimenzhijianbingbuxiang，nishijiade。”
lengyechenshengpingzuihenqipian，qiangdadeqichangyadesitangyouxiechuanbushangqi。
“niquedingninengfenbian？”
sitangchayikanxianglengyechen，bijingsirouyebusuanqingguoqingcheng，liangrenweiyiyicijianmianyeshicongcongjieshu，tajingranguoleneimejiuhaijide。
“gaosuwonidezhenshishenfen。”
lengyechenhaobulianxiangxiyudeyibazhuazhusitangdehaowan，mengdiyonglijiangtazhuaiqilai。
“aiyou，nihaoyeman！wohaoteng！haoteng！”
sitangshizhendegandaotengtongnanren，zheigenanrenjingranyongzheimedadeshoujing。
“a！wu......niqifuren！”
shangyimiaodahuxiaojiaodesitang，xiayimiaoyanleikongzhibuzhudeliuchulai，yifushizuxiaohaizishouleweiqudemoyang。
budongshengsedeshihouhaitingzhengchangdenvhai，jingranmiaobianjisuihaitongcaihuizuochudefanying，lengyechenlenglengkanleyanta，touyebuhuidezhuanshenlikai。
......
老宅某僻静的地方。
“yongzuikuaidesuduchaqingchutijianvrendeshenfenhesuoyouziliao，shiwujuxishangbaojiwo。”
lengyechenmianduishouxialenglengkaikou，lianseshifennankan。
“明白。”
shouxiabuzhidaojutifashengleshenme，jianlengyechenyifurutongdiyuzouchudesadanmoyang，hedeshengyindouzaidahanzhan。
shouxianazhelengyechenjiaojitadefuyinjiangongjinghanshou，lianmangtuixia。
lengyechenshuangshoujinzuan，guanjiefachugezhigezhidexiangsheng，sijiashibuxianghuomingle，jingrandanganzhaorenmaomingdingtixinniangrenxuan。
“lengshaoninyaochadedouyijingchaqingle。”
shouxiaguolebangexiaoshizaicihuidaodaodifang，gongjinghanshou，jinliangjiangdizijicunzaigan，meiganduoyanjingtingfenfu。
“说。”
“jiehuilaidexinniangdequeshisijiaderen，genninjianguoyimiandeshisihaonandeqinshengnver，cishizaihunfangdeshisihaonanqingegedeyishuang，yejiushitadezhinv，zhibuguo......”
shengxiadehuashouxiajiujiebantianyemeigankaikou。
“交代清楚。”
lengyechendeshengyindaizhesenlenghebunaifan。
“sitangxiaojieta......tayinweiyicifashao，shaochengleshazi......”
shouxiadeshengyinyuelaiyuexiao，shengpalengyechennuhuobujianshangjiwugu。
“烧成了傻子？”
lengyechenwenyanpoganyiwai，weiweitiaomeizhuanshenkanxiangshouxia，meizaishuoshenme。
sijiaruyisuanpandadetingxiang，nonggetijianvguolai，jimeishixinyulengjia，youdafadiaoshaochuwentideyigu，danzibuxiao。
rensonglaijiumeiyousonghuiqudedaoli，zhiyugentajianguomianderen，yebiexiangruyisuanpandajin。
“qingninbuyaozaishuile。”
yunfuguanjiafengminglaiqingxindashaonainaidaocantingyongshan，sheizhiyijinhunfangjiukanjianxinniangzibaozheyizhimaorongbeijixiongdaotouhuhudashui，xingxiangquanwu。
yinweizhiqiangenlengyechenkunaoguo，budanlianshanghaiyouleihen，lianxinniangzhuangdouhuademeifajianrenle，chunjiaorenbuzhuchoudonglexia。
xinlizhenweidashaoyebaobuping，suirantabunengxingfuqizhili，pingzhezheimeyouxiuwuketiaotidetiaojianzenmejiu......
zenmejiuquhuizheimeyiweimeixinmeifei，kanqilaibutaihehuchanglidedashaonainai......
renshizuzhangqinzitiaoxuande，tabuguoshiguanjiazhiyi，zhuzirenkederenjiarulengjiajiushimingzhengyanshundedashaonainai，buguantashenmexingxiang，tadouyaogongjingduidai。
“dashaonainai？dashaonainaininxingxing，gaiyongshanle......da......”
lianjiaolehaojisheng，tangzaichuangshangdesitangdoumeifanying。
zuihouneishengdashaonainaihaimeishuowan，sitangbianmengranqishen，jiyunfuguanjiazheshiheleyitiao。
“......”
yunfuguanjiayoukushuobuchu，zhihaoyingzhetoupiguiquan。
“daoyongshanshijianle，ninzuihaozhongxinshuxidabanyifan，jintianlengjiazhongyaodezhangbeimenhezuzhangdouzai。”
“嗯。”
sitangtuozhezhangyin，jiweibuqingyuandemocenglebantiancaiqishen，yizhongyongrenlianmanglunfansihoushuxidaban。
餐厅。
sitangyidianburenshengshenzhibizaisijiabiaoxiandegengjiahaoshuang，meiyouyidianmingmenshunvdemoyang，ziguzidelangtunhuyanqilai，buzhidaodehaiyiweitaelehaojitiandoumeichiguofanyiban，lingrenyiyannanjin。
“nin......zhangbeimenhaiyoudashaoyedouhaimeidongwankuaini......”
yunfuguanjiamianduihaoshuangdexindashaonainai，yigetoubianchenglianggeda。
“e，nimenbuyongbuhaoyisi，fancaizhenhaochi，woyijingchibaobaole。”
sitangyifunimenbuyaotaikeqidemoyang，xianqizhuoqizhijiezaishangmiancalecashou，buguzhongrenmuguangqishenjiuwangmenkoufangxiangzouqu。
“dashaonainaineishitongwangchaifangzawujiandemen！”
yunfuguanjiakuaiyaobeitabifeng，jiantazhijiewangchaifangzawujianfangxiangzouqu，ganmangzhuiguoqulanzhu。
“damenzaixiangfanfangxiang......”
“nimenjigehailengzaineilizuoshenme！meikanjiandashaonainaiburenshiluma！”
yunfuguanjiajianjimingyongrenchayidetingzaimenkou，hechidao。
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