lishichuanjixiaoshuo《haomen：wodelaopopingpingwuqi》youyimingkuqinglichuangzuo。zhuyaojiangshuleguxilinxinzailishishiqideshengpinghefendoujingli，tongguoduilishishijiandemiaoxiehejiedu，zhanshilezhujiaodezhihuiyuyongqi。zheibenshubujinjuyouhengaodelishijiazhi，haijiduzhedailaileshenrusikao。guxizhuanshenzoudaochuangbian，zaichuangbianzuoxia，zaichishuetoushangluoxiayiwen，chongnidao，“laogongqushangbanle，zhongwuhuilaijinizuotangcupaigu。”……
gezhebobodebuliao，nanrenzhiredexiongtangtieshanglai，bashangshenjihu**denvrenlongzhaojinhuaili。
bojingturanyouxiesaoyang，nanrenshiredewenluozainvrenxingganbaixidejingwochu，jifuxiangtie，jiaojingqinmi，nvrenshenshangbuliaojishao，shencai**，ernanrendechenyihaizhazaipidaili，siwenjinyu，fangjianlichongchizheaimeiqifen。
“laopo，wowennigeshier。”nanrenroushengwendao，shuangshouhuanzhunvrendeyaozhi。
doushilaofulaoqile，bizheihaiyaoxiangyandechangmianduolequle，chishuweicibingbuxiuse，shenzhidandingdijiekailerekudekukou。
nvrenyibiantuoxiashidiaodereku，haiyibianhuidao，“shenmeshierya？”
jiantatuowanle，shenhoudenanrenzhijiedanshouchuanguonvrenxiwo，jiujiangnvrenbaoleqilai。
guxiturandedongzuo，rangchishucuobujifangdijingyaleyisheng，shuangshouhenkuaihuanzhulenanrenbojing。
“denghuierzaishuo。”guxiyishoubaozhenvren，yishounaguonvrenzhunbeixizaodeyifu，jiuchaoyushizouqu，
haimeidengchishufanyingguolai，nanrenyijingbaozhetazoujinleyushi，bingdaishangleyushidemen。
两个小时以后。
“吱呀吱呀！”
muzhichuangbanfachujiezouqingxidemocashengtingxiahou，gangjieshutianmijiechudefuqiliangrenyoujinleyushi，zheiciyoushinanrenbaozhenvrenjinqude。
yushimengangbeinanrenhoujiaodaishang，meiguanjindewoshifangmenwai，yizhixiaohuazhuazikouzhefangmen，maorongrongdexiaonaodaizhijiecongfengxilijijinlai。
“喵～喵～”
xiaofeilihuamaozhengzheyuanyuandedayanjing，tantoutannaodemoyang，haoxiangzaichaolimianshuo，“mamawojinlaila～”
yushilichuifengjideshengyinyiting，chishujiuyijingkundebuxingle，dakaiyushidamenjizhetuoxiewangchuangshangpiaoqu。
bizheyanbarenzhenggeshuaijinrouruandeximengsili，zangzaibeiwolidexiaobai“miao”leyisheng，jiuchaonvrendehuailigong。
huailiduolegemaorongrongdexiaofeimao，chishuyanjingdoumeizhengkai，xiangyemeixiangjiubaxiaobaibaozaihuaili。
dengguxicongyushichulai，kandaodejiushizheiyimu。
tazoudaochuangbianxiankaibobeicetangshangqu，ranhoushenchuzuiedeshoubaxiaobaihenvrenwennuandehuaibaofenkai。
xiaobaicaibizheyanmeiduojiudoumeishuizhe，momingqimiaojiuhemamawennuandehuaibaofenkaile，xiaomaopazaichuangshangmengbijile。
kandaoshiguxi，xiaofeimaolimazhanqilai，qiaozheweibachaonanren“miao”leliangsheng。
男人！你太过分了！
chishutingdaoshengyin，henkuaijiuxingleguolai，nvrendalelianggehaqian，shenhouaizhenanren，qianmianshinuqichongchongdexiaobai，buyongxiangdouzhidaofashengleshenme。
nvrenqingxiaochusheng，xiankaihuailidebeiwo，duizhexiaobaizhangkaishou，“xiaobaiguolai。”
“喵～”
dedaomamadeyunxu，xiaofeilihuashilimayaozheweibapaodaolenvrenhuaili。
kanzhemamashenhoudenanrenchenzhelian，yilianchibiemoyang，xiaofeilihuaqiaoqiledechengdechunjiao。
shenhoudenanrenshenshoubaozhunvrenxianxideyaozhi，junlianmaizainvrenjingjian，kanzhenvrenhuailideyiyangyangdexiaobai，yanlishanguoyimozhuonongdexiaoyi。
xiuzhangdeshouzhizaidixiawangqianyichuo，xiaobaijiubeipowangwaiyi，youshiyindexiaobaikongsudichaoguxijiaoleliangsheng。
chishujuedewuyu，xianxideshoupaikainanrenzuoededashou，ceguolian，yangzhuangnudao，“nibuxuqifuwomenxiaobai！”
jiannvrenjinggaodeyanshen，guxixingxingdishouhuishou，zainvrenrounendelianjiashangqinleliangkou，hairoushenghongdao，“ng，buqifutale。”
dixia，zaichishukanbudaodedifang，guxiyoushenshouzaixiaobaimaorongrongdenaodaishangrouleliangba，zheicaizuobai。
beiroudelingluandexiaobai：mamanikanta！
…
chuangshang，chishudouzhexiaobai，tingdaoguxiwenlouxiaxindezuhudeshier，suikoudadao。
“duia，zuchuqule。”
guxibaozhenvren，chenjingdeheimoushanguoyisiyinyi，zheishangyinweishenmehaiyaoliuzaizheili？
jianzijialaogonglianseshenchendemoyang，chishuwendao，“zenmele？shiyoushenmewentima？”
“meishenme，zhishiwotingshuoneirenshizhiqiansongdaozhensuodeneigebingren，kantachuanzhe，buxiangshiputongren，zenmejiuturanxiangdaozheilizufanglaile。”
zheihuashuode，jiuchameibashangyinbushigehaodongxibaichishumianqianle。
nvrensilvpianke，lianseyebianlebian，yiliankonghuangdanyoudao，“aiya！laogongnizheiyishuowocaixiangqilai，neirenhaizhenshizhiqianneige，nishuotashangcineiyangdoubukenquyiyuan，huibuhuishibeichoujiazhuishaa？neizheiyangwomenhuibuhuiyouweixiana？”
jiannvrenshenseyouxiehuangzhang，guxidemudedadaole，anweidao，“tashihelinxinyiqide，zenmeyebuhuilianleidaowomenshenshang，fangxinba！”
chishuhaishiyouxiehoupadisuojinnanrenhuaili，wendao，“neilaogong，zheifangzidaodiyaobuyaozujirenjiaa？”
takebushihaipashangyindechoujialai，tashihaipazheifangzujiuzheiyangmeile！
guxixiangzhuangsilvlehuier，shuodao，“yaobu，rangtazhugebineidong，yaoshitawenqilai，jiushuowulouneihuzhiqianyijingbeirenyudingle。”
“keshi…”chishujiujiedao，yuding？！taqunaerzhaogeyudingdewuloude？！
“zhenghaowoyougepengyoucongguowaihuilai，beidiaorendaolesucheng，qianzhenzihaiwenwonengbunengzhaoninagetejia，zheiliangtianmashangjiuyaodaosuchengle。”nanrenyoushuodao。
xindezuhu？！chishuyitingzheigekelailexingzhi，zuoqishenlianmangduizijialaogongshuodao，“ai！zheigehao！neiwomingtianjirenjiashangliangshangliang！”
nvrenyouwojinnanrenhuaili，jiaoqiaodao，“laogongnishenmepengyoua？yigerennengzhudexiazheimedadefangzima？”
qiaotazheijianqianyankaidemoyang，nanrenzhiwenhexiaoxiao，huidao，“yigejiaoqinghaisuanhaodeputongpengyou，tingshuoshihetanvpengyouyiqihuilaide。”
“zheia！neilaogongnikebiewangletixingnipengyoutizaozaiguanwangshangdinghaofang。”
“嗯。”
nanrenditouqinlekounvrenrounendechun，shunshouguandiaolechuangtoudeng，dengwoshilizhishengxiahei，liangrendetanhuashengdouhaimeiting。
yemujianglin，xingfujiayuantoudingfanxingbianbu，mingtianyoushiyigedaqingtian，jigechilewanfanliuwandedayedamazuozaihuayuantingzili，liaozhejiazhangliduan。
yizhibaisesamoyeyibengyibengdiwangdamenkoupaoqu，liushenzizaihoumianladoulabuzhu。
erbaoanshimenpangzhengshuanzheyitoutixingjudadequanlei，kandaochaozijipaolaidesamoye，manxinhuanxidichaosamoyeyaozheweiba。
