hanmen：wokaoquqizoushangdianfengzheishimuqiankandezuihaokandeyibenxiaoshuole，juqingfeichangdexinying，meiyouneimeqianpianyilv，feichanghaokan。jingcaineirongtuijian：“ng？”baiyantingjianjiangchendehua，weiweiyizheng。dankandaojiangchenneihuoredeyanshen，queshihaixiudidixialetou。“zhei……zheidabaitiande…………
“小心！”
baiyankandaozheiyimu，hedehunfeiposan，jinghuangshicuodihanleqilai！
zhouweidecunminmenyeshikanshale！
neimenshuancishimanlianshayi！
简直是骇人啊！
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“砰！”
suizheyidaomenxiang，neihaobazhizhididazailemenshuandeyoubeizhishang！
“啊！！！”
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“这……！？”
周围村民惊呆了！
tamenwanwanmeixiangdao，jiangchenjuranganchushou！？
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jiuzaizheishihou，yidaojinghushengzairenqunzhizhongxiangleqilai！
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rujinmenshuanbeitadale，duifangcaizhanchulai！
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“我和你拼了！”
……
zhouwangshijiandaomenshuanbeida，nuhouzheyaochongxiangjiangchen！
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“jiang……jiangchen，nizheigehundan！juranguangtianhuarizhixiadaren！”
“nihaiyoumeiyouwangfale！”
“dajiajiwomenzheiguerguamuzuozhua！”
“women……womenhuobulelea！”
“jiangchenqifuguerguamua！”
“呜呜呜……”
zhouwangshizuozaidishangsapodagunqilai。
qincuihuayeshiyankuanghanlei，kelianxixidikanxiangjiangchen：“jiangchen，wo……wopingridainibubo，ni……niweishenmeduiwoniang，haiyouwodehaierxiadushou？”
“呜呜呜……”
shuozhe，qincuihuaneibuzhiqiandeyanleixiongyongdiliulechulai。
zhouweirenkandaoqincuihuadeyangzi，yigegedouduizhejiangchenzhizhidiandianqilai。
“zheijiangchendequeguofenle！”
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“duia，jiusuanyoucuo，yebunengchuzheimezhongdeshoua！”
“erqiepaokaishishibutan，jiangchenjiumeiyoucuoma？”
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haizhenshineijuhua，nigenliumangdongshou，liumangjiuhenijianglile！
danjiuzaijiangchendasuankaikoudeshihou，renqunzhiwaichuanlaileyidaocanglaodeshengyin：“rang……ranglai……”
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yinweizheilairenbushibieren，zhengshizhoucunzhang！
……
“cunzhang！nin……ninkesuanlaile！”
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“这……”
zhoucunzhangkandaojiangchenjiayuanzilimiandeqingkuang，zhenggerendoulengzhule。
ganggangbushishuo，jiangchenbeizhouwangshiezhama？
zenmezheiqingkuang……haoxiangbuyiyanglea！
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“zhei……zheifashengshenmeshiqingle……”zhoucunzhangdaidaidiwendao。
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“nikeyaojiwozuozhua！”
zhouwangshierenxiangaozhuang，jimangshuodao。
“什么！？”
tingjianzhouwangshidehua，yimingshencaijingzhuangdehanzilikechonglechulai！
zheihanzishencaigaodajingzhuang，pifuyouhei，kanqilaijiuhenyouliqi！
“jiangchen！nijurangandamenshuan！”
“menshuanneihaiziduolaoshia！”
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hanzizhizhejiangchennuchiqilai。
danjiangchenkandaozheihanzi，queshilengxiaobuzhi！
zheigehanzi，yeshicunlideshouyiren，shicunlidatiede。
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buguo，zhouwangshibuyunxuqincuihuagaijia，daozhizheihanziyizhimeiyoudecheng！
……
“hehe，zhoutiechui，wojiusuanshidalemenshuanyouruhe？”
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erjiangchenzheihuayichukou，zhouwangshikanxiangzhoutiechuideyanshen，shunjianchongmanleyuandu！
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danjiangchenquelenglengshuodao：“niyoushenmezigelujianbuping！”
“nisuanshenmedongxi！？”
“zaishuole，zheilishiwojiayuanzi，womeiyouqingnijinlai，nipingshenmejinlai！”
“genjudajingdelvfa，shanchuangtarentingyuan，keyishiweifeitu，tingyuanzhurenjiusuanshishalechuangruderen，yebuxuyaochangming！”
“你要试试吗！？”
jiangchenshuozhe，zuanjinleshouzhongdehaoba！
“我……我……”
zhoutiechuibeijiangchendeqishihedao，jimanghoutui。
erneixiekanrenaodecunminyeshiheshale。
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“村长！”
“zheizhouwangshihemenshuanchuaikaiwojiadamen，jinlaiyaoqiangjiewojiadedunjibushuo，menshuanneigetuzaizihaiyaoyongdaotongwo！”
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jiangchenkanxiangcunzhang，gaoshengwendao。
“这……这……”
cunzhangyouyuleyixia，zheicaishuodao：“jiangchen，ruguozhendeshinishuodezheiyang，nikendingmeicuo……”
“hao！dajiadoutingjianle！”
“cunzhangshuole，womeicuo！”
jiangchenbudengcunzhangshuowan，zhijiedaduanlecunzhang！
zheiyixia，cunzhangyeshiwunaile。
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