henduowangyouxihuanlingluochuangzuode《hanmenyixu》，shiyibenbudebukandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，yueduzheibenxiaoshuodeshihouyinggaixixipinwei，yaoburanrongyicuoguolingluojiduzheliuxiadexijie，《hanmenyixu》jiangdeshi：dengtahuidaobingfangdeshihou，kanjianmiaomiaotangzaineili，bingchuangbianshanghaizhanzheyinanyinv，nvrenmingxianjiushizijidelaopozhangmeng。……
“neihaoba，xiaozizhiyougongjingburucongmingle！”
xushaoantingwanweiguorongdehua，gonggongjingjingdejiangbieshudeyaochishouxia。
“zongsuanyeshizaihuangshixianyoulezhenzhengshuyuzijidefangzile，yihoudaizhemiaomiaohuijia，jiukeyizhijiezhudaobieshulimianle。”
徐少安在心里想道。
“fangshenyi，niyoushenmeyaogenxiaoxuxianshengshuodema？”
weiguorongturanxiangdaoganggangfangshilingkeshihexushaoandadu，likeweixiaozhekanxiangfangshilingshuodao。
“我……我……”
fangshilingcishiyijingmudengkoudai，bantianyijuhuayeshuobuchulai。
tazhishizaiyibengujishangkandaoguolingjicaokeyizhiliaoweiguorongdebingzheng，danshiquebuzhidaolingjicaodehuabaobunengruyao，chadianhaileweiguorongdexingming。
“weilao，duibuqi，shilinggaisi，chadianwuleweilao！”
fangshilinglikeguizaiweiguorongmianqianqiurao。
“qilaiba，womeiyouneimexiaodujichang，wozhidaoniyeshiweilejiwozhibing！”
“zhuyaoshinizhiqianhexiaoxuxianshengdadedu，zheishinimenliangrendeshiqing，wojiubucanyule！”
weiguorongkanxiangfangshilingxiaozheshuodao。
“meiguanxi，ganggangzhibuguoshiwanxiaohuaeryi，woconglaimeiyoudangzhen！”
xushaoanzhijieqingmiaodanxiedegaileguoqu，tayemeiyoudasuanshenjiufangshilingdezeren。
“duoxiexiaoxuxianshengbujiqianxian！”
“meixiangdaowofangshilingxueyizheimeduonian，hexiaoxuxianshengbiqilai，shizaishitaicankuile！”
“wofangshilingyuanbaixiaoxuxianshengweishi，qingxiaoxuxianshengshouxiawo！”
fangshilingtingwanxushaoandehua，zhijieputongyisheng，guidaozailexushaoandemianqian。
ganggangdadujiushiyaoguixiaketou，jiranshixushaoanyingle，fangshilingyebushineizhongshuohuabuzuoshuderen，likejiuguixia，kanxiangxushaoanqiudao。
“你要拜我为师！”
“wanwanbuke，nikeshijiangbeishishenyi，wobuguoshigeshanyecunfueryi，bunengdancidarena！”
徐少安立刻推辞道。
“xiaoxuxianshengyaoshibudaying，neiwojiuzhangguibuqi！”
fangshilingzhijiekaikoudao，tayijingtielexinyaogenzhexushaoanxuexizhongyi，buguanxushaoanzuohexuanze，fangshilingdouhuiyiziruanmoyingpao，zhidaoxushaoandayingweizhi。
“fangshenyi，wozhenmeiyouduoshaodongxikeyijiaonide，bingqiewohenqiong，wohaiyougenverdelezhongbing，xuyaohenmingguideyaocaozhibing，woyemeiyoushijianjiaonirenhedongxi！”
徐少安无奈的说道。
“xiaoxuxiansheng，niganggangshuonidenverdelezhongbing，xuyaomingguideyaocao？”
“yaoshiwonenggoutininongdaozheixieyaocao，nikebukeyishouwoweitu？”
fangshilingtingwanxushaoandehua，likelingjiyidong，jixushuodao。
“这个……”
“ruguonizhendekeyinongdaozheixieyaocao，wojiushouniweitu！”
xushaoanxianglexiang，zhijiedayinglexialai。
talaiweijia，benjiushiweilezheixiezhenxiyaocai，xianzaifangshilingshuozijinengnongdao，xushaoanziranshilejianqicheng，kuangqieshoufangshilingweitudi，benjiubushishenmediaojiadeshiqing。
haodaifangshilingyeshihuabeishideshenyi。
“xiaoxuxiansheng，neikeshuohaole，ninbunengfanhui！”
“jintianxiawusidian，jiangbeishikaibindajiudian，youyichangyaocaipaimaihui，zheigeyaocaipaimaihuimeiniandouhuijuban，meicipaimaideyaocaidoufeichangxiyou，limianyinggaiyouxiaoxuxianshengxuyaodeyaocai！”
“wozhenghaoyouruchangquan，denghuiwozhijiedaixiaoxuxianshengqu，ruguoyouxiaoxuxianshengkanshangdeyaocai，woyidingjininpaixialai！”
fangshilingkanxiangxushaoanlikeshuodao。
“那行！”
“weilao，wojiuxiangaocile，zanmenhouhuiyouqi！”
xushaoantingwanfangshilingdehua，xinliyijingdadingzhuyi，hefangshilingquyaocaipaimaihuishangqukankan。
“xiaoxuxiansheng，houhuiyouqile，ruguoyourenhexuyaoweijiabangmangdehua，zhijiekaikoujiuxing！”
weiguorongkanxiangxushaoanxiaozheshuodao。
“yeye，niweishenmeduizheigexiaozizheimekeqi？tabujiushirenshijizhiyaocaieryima！”
daixushaoanhefangshilinglikaihou，weishaozhenduzhexiaozui，yilianbumandewendao。
“shahaizi，nikezhixiaoxuxianshengcaiduoda？ershijisui？shouduanhenengliyijingzaifangshilingzhishangle，weilaidechengjiubuke**a！”
“**，yiyufengyunbianhualonga！”
“niyinggaizhidaofangshilingzaizanmenjiangbeishidediwei，liantadouduixiaoxuxianshengrucizunjing，shangganziyaobaishi，jiuzhidaozheiweixiaoxuxianshengqiantubukegulianga！”
“yihouzheiweixiaoxuxianshengdechengjiu，jueduibuzaizanmenweijiazhixia，zanmenxianzaiyaozuode，jiushijiejiaohaozheiweixiaoxuxiansheng，yihoujueduiyouyongdeshangdedifang！”
“niya，buyaozaizheimerenxingle，fouzechizaoshiyaochikuide！”
weiguorongrenlaochengjing，zaojiuyijingzaiweiweijiadeqiantupulu。
“yeye，wozhidaole，woyihouyehuiduixu……xiaoxuxianshengzunjingde！”
weishaozhentingwanweiguorongdehua，likediantoushuodao。
……
xiawusidian，fangshilingyijingdaizhexushaoanlaidaolejiangbeishidajiudian，cishizaijiangbeishidajiudianmenkouyijingtingmanlehaoche，meiyiliangdoushibudiyubaiwandehaoche。
erfangshilingziranyebuqiong，tadezuojiashiyilianggaizhuangdeaodia8，jiazhiyibaibashiwan！
“xiaoxuxiansheng，zheilibianshijiangbeishidajiudian，paimaihuijiuzaisanlou，zanmenxianzaijinquba！”
fangshilingkanxiangxushaoangongjingdeshuodao。
“嗯！”
xushaoandianlediantou，zhijiehefangshilingzoulejinqu。
zhijianzaiyigezuzuyouwuliubaipingfangdedatinglimian，yijingzuomanleren。
fangshilingdaizhexushaoanzhijiechaozheqianmiandezuoweizouqu，suodaozhichu，suoyoudefuhaokanjianfangshilingdoubuzhudediantouwenhao。
“方神医好！”
“方神医来了！”
“幸会，方神医！”
“……”
fangshilingzhishidianlediantou，bingmeiyoukaikou，zhidaozoudaolediyipai，gonggongjingjingdeanpaixushaoanzuoxiazhihou，tacailuozuo。
suoyourenkandaozheiyimu，dourenbuzhujiangyanjingdengda，yigegefenfenzaicaixiangxushaoandeshenfen。
daodishishenmeqingnian，keyirangfangshilingrucizunjing？
zhishihaimeiyoudengtamenxiangdao，zhuchirenyijingzoushanglezhuxitai，xuanbubenciyaocaipaimaihuidekaishi。
“bencizhanchudeyaocaiyigongyoushizhong，doushicongquanguogedisoujilaidezhenxiyaocai，youshifenshenqideliaoxiao，xiwangdajiayongyuejingpai！”
zhuchirenshuowanzhihou，likejiuzhanchulejintianpaimaihuidediyijianyaocai。
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