linfeilinwan《huainanren！wohaoxihuana》shiyoudashenzuozhexiangcaikuangxiedeyibenbaokuanxiaoshuo，huainanren！wohaoxihuanaxiaoshuojingcaijiexuanxiayishun，duifangturanhuazuoyidaobaiguang，haibudengtafanying，bianhetarongweiyiti！hong！bansuiyishengjuxiang，tianbengdilie，linfeideyishi……
“xianshuozheitiannanxing，wubaikedezhengchangshijiazaisishizuoyou，nimenpingshaganmaiwubai？”
“zaishuozheirencan，pingshaganmaiwuqianyike？”
“shengyudewojiubuyiyichanshule，zongeryanzhi，suoyouyaocaijiagegaodelipu，zhendangwobushihuoma？”
ganggangdejiedainvchixiaoyisheng：
“niyaodezheitiannanxingkeshishinianyishangdelaozhu！zheirencanyeshiershinianyishangdelaoshancan，yaocaijiangjiuyikuangyijia，maibuqijiushuomaibuqi，shaozaizheibudongzhuangdong！”
“我不懂装懂？”
linfeibeiqixiaole，qiebushuotaxianzaiyishuchaofan，jiusuanshiliangnianqian，tabianrenzheixieyaocaiyebuzaihuaxia。
zaixuexiaohuodedegezhongjiangxiang，juefeilangdexuming！
“wodaoyaowennimen，dongtiannanxingzenmebianrennianfenma？ruguozheizhudenianfenbudaoshinianzenmeban？”
“haiyouzheirencan，niquedingshiershinianyishangdelaoshancan？ruguobushiyouzenmeban？”
jiedainvbenhaizhigaoqiang，turanbeilinfeizheimeyiwen，dunshixinxuqilai，bijingtazhishigemaihuode，yiqieyijudoulaiyuanyubierenjiangshu，nahuibianren？
cuiyunzhuozhouzhoumei，jieguohuacha：“nianqingren，jirannizheiyangxinxinmanman，neinigaosuwo，zheixieyaocaishishenmenianfenni？youzhiduoshaoqianni？”
linfeihaobuyouyu，xinshounianlai：“wuzhongyaocai，nianfenjunmeiyouchaoguowuniande，jiaqilaizuiduozhisanqian！”
ciyanyichu，shunjianyinqihongtangdaxiao。
cuiyunzhuotongyangluchujixiao：“benhaiyiweinizhendong，xianzaikanlainichunshuhushuobadao！”
“yiguansuoyouyaocaidoushiwojingoude，suibuganbaozhengnianfengegejingzhun，danyebuhuiyouzheimedadepiancha！”
“shiyizhici，woyebuxianghenifeihuale！laiwanghuanzhezheimeduo，nidehunaoyishijiyiguanzaochengyingxiang。”
“wobingbuxiangweinanni，zhiyaonibazheixieyaocaimaizou，binghaohaodaoqian，zheijianshijiusuanwanle！”
linfeiguoduanhuiying：“bukeneng！”
cuiyunzhuomianseyichen：“xiaohuozi，nikebiejingjiubuchichifajiu，zhenyaobashiqingnaodale，chikuidezhihuishini。”
linfeiluchuyisilengxiao：“benlaijiushinimendecuo，quehaiweixiewo，nijuedewohuipama？”
shuangfangduishi，qifenshunjianyayiqilai，sihuxiayimiaojiuhuidadachushou。
“吵什么吵？”
jiuzaizheiguanjianzhishi，yilaozhezhuzheguaizhangzoujinmen。
tabaifacangcang，manlianzhouwen，shenchuanposuzhanggua，touzheyishenzhengqi！
cirenzhengshiyiguanchuangshiren，cuijingming！
tajinmenzhihou，muguangsaoshisizhou，meitouweizhou，yiguweiyansanfaerchu：
“yiguannaishianjingzhidi，chaochaonaonaochenghetitong，yunzhuo，nijiwogejieshi！”
cuiyunzhuomianseyihuang，jimangyingshangqianchanfu：“ba，ninlaidezhenghao！zheixiaoziwumieyiguanshiheidian！qieyouyanbujin，wozhengyaojiaoxuntani！”
cuijingmingzixidalianglinfei，sihuxiangqileshenme，yanjingyiliang：
“xiaohuozi，kanniyouxiemianshu，zanmenshibushizainajianguo？”
“qianbeininhao。”linfeizunjingdezhaohuyisheng，ranhoudao：“wojiaolinfei，biyeyushilizhongyixueyuan，biyeqiannincengqujiwomenjiangguoke。”
cuijingmingtingdaozheigemingzi，shunjianhuiyiqilai：
“linfei！yuanlaishini，nimenneiyijie，nikeshizuiyouxiudexuesheng，houlaiwotingshuonichuchehuoshuangtuizhican，zheishihuifule？”
“shide。”linfeidiandiantou。
cuijingmingxiaozhedao：“hao，huifujiuhao，yinidecaihua，rihouyidingnengchengweimingshenghehedeyisheng！”
linfeiqianxuhuidao：“qianbeiguojiangle，wohainianqing，chadeyuanni。”
“bujiaobuzao，bucuo！”cuijingmingzaicikuazan，ranhoukanxiangcuiyunzhuo：“daodizenmehuishi？zheihaizihenyoucaihua，buhuiwuyuanwuguzhaochade。”
cuiyunzhuojimangbajingguowanwanzhengzhengxushuleyibian。
dezhiyuanyou，cuijingmingzoudaojutaichu，nachuyaocaiqinzijianchaqilai，weilegongzheng，tabuganmahu，meigexijiedoukandeshifenzixi。
zhongrenlikebaochianjing，shengpadaraodaota。
kanzhecuijingmingmiansezhujianyinchen，cuiyunzhuoxinzhongsuizhitanteqilai，anzisicun，nanbuchengzhenshizijikanzouyanle？
jifenzhonghou，cuijingmingfangxiashouzhongyaocai，nuchidao：“cuiyunzhuo！wobayiguanjiaoyounidali，nijiushizheimejingyingde！？”
cuiyunzhuohedequanshenyidou：“ba，zenmelea？”
“nihaiyoulianwen？”cuijingmingdengledengyanjing：“linfeishuodebucuo，zheixieyaocainianfenbugou，genbenbuzhizheigejia，nishizenmejindehuo！”
“zenmekeneng？”cuiyunzhuodangranbuxin，ganmangnaqiyaocaiguancha。
cuijingmingnuhengyisheng：“zenmebukeneng？heng！laofuyizhidingzhuniyaorenzhenxuexi，youqishizaibianbiefangmian，nizhenshibawodehuadoudangchengleerpangfeng！”
“zheixieyaocaibiaomiankanqilaimeiwenti，kexijiefangmianzugoushuomingyiqie！”
“nigaojiashougousunshiqiancaishixiao，huileyiguanmingyucaishida，xinghaolinfeifaxianwenti，yaoburanyiguanchizaohuihuizainishouli！”
cuiyunzhuotingdezhimaohan，kepingtadebenshi，fanfuchakanyemeifaxianshenmeduanni。
“ba，ninquedingkanzixile？zaiwokanlai，zheiyaocaimeiwentia。”
“混账！！”
cuijingmingshuangquanjinwo，hentiebuchenggangdemadao：“buzhixuxinqingjiao，jinghaizhiyiwo！wozhenshibuzhidaonipingshidouzaiganxieshenme！”
huayingangluo，cuijingmingnuhuogongxin，shuangyanyiheidaolexiaqu！
轰！
医馆顿时大乱！
“老爷子，小心！”
zhongrenzhizhong，linfeifanyingzuikuai，shangqianyibu，xunsufuzhucuijingming。
cuiyunzhuodajingshise：“ba！ba！ninzenmele？biehewoa！jiuhuche！kuaijiaojiuhuche！”
“zhei，zheishizenmele？！”
“huaile，laoyeziqimengle！！”
dianneizhongrenhuishen，yequandoujinghuangbuyi。
bieshuocuilaoyezibushiyibanren，jiusuanshigeputongrenzheimeturanhundao，yegouherende，tamenqinengbuhuang？！
不过。
jiuzaizheishi，linfeimeihaoqidao：
“cuixiansheng，kuinihaishiyizhe，kanbuchucuilaozheishitufaxinzangzhouting？jiaojiuhuchehailaidejima？”
hualuo，linfeijiangcuijingmingpingfangzaidishang，naqizhenjiubaojiuyaozhankaijiuzhi。
“dengdeng！niyaoganshenme？zhushou！”
cuiyunzhuojimangzulan，zaitakanlai，linfeijianbieyaocailihai，bingbudaibiaoyishuyelihai。
erqie，tongguoxianqianduihuapanduan，linfeiyinggaishigangbiyedeyixuesheng，lianyidianshijianjingyandoumeiyou，jiuyaojilaoyezizhibing，taqinengtongyi？！
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