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linxiyanhechenjiamianmianxiangqu。
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“唔,好臭!”
“yetian,nishibushifangpiwo?”
dunshi,lianggeguniangdouwuzhulebizi。
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zheihuayichu,lianggeguniangdoukuaikule。
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“wae!youtuzichile!”chenjiagaoxingdepaishou。
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linxiyanhechenjiamianmianxiangqu,tamenpingshilianyizhizhanglangdoubugancai,xianzaiqueyaojiyizhigangsidetuzibopi,qinglineizang?zheijianzhibicanjiagaokao,haiyaojiannan!
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“nimenyaojiqingchuzijideshenfen,womensangerenshiyigezuhe,erfeiwodaizhelianggegenban。renzhinengzijiu,ruobunulichuilianziji,jiuwufahuozhezouchuzheihuangdao。”yetianqingtanyisheng,kaidaodao。
ruoshilianggegunianglianyizhisiqudetuzidouchulibule,neitamenhainengzuoshenmeni?zhihuichengweileizhui。zaishengsijuezemianqian,yetianxuanzedaishangzheiliangren,shichuyuzijideliangxin。dantongshi,liangrenyebixuyaoziqiang。
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