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henanshiyouhezuqijianfashengdeyiwaiyiqiyinrenrushengdegushiqingjiehejingcaiderenwusuzaoerwenming，youwangwenbaileijingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong，linyuesuranjinglileyiduanyixiangbudaodemaoxian，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixinshenchudeliliang。linyuesurantongguoyongqi、zhihuiheyili，zuizhongkefulekunnanbingshixianlezijidemubiao。zoujinchufangmangliuqilai。buyihuier，chufanglijiupiaochulefancaidexiangwei。linyuezoujinchufang，kandaosuranzaichufanglimangliudeshenying，xinzhongbujinfan……jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigeqihuanyouzhenshideshijie。

精彩章节

1hezudeyiwaixiehoulinyuechuanzheyishenlvexianlianjiadezhiyetaozhuang，

gaogenxiedexiegenzailaojiujuminloudeshuinidishangqiaochujicudeshengxiang。tagangconggongsijiabanhuilai，

manxinpibei，quezaidakaichuzuwumendeshunjian，

beifangdongneizhanglengmodelianheyijubinglengde“xiageyuefangzufanbei”zadetouyunmuxuan。“fanbei？wangyi，

ninzheibushikaiwanxiaoba？wozheiganggongzuobujiu，shizaifudanbuqia！”linyuedengdaleyanjing，

yanzhongmanshijiaojiyuwuzhu。fangdongwangyishuangshoubaoxiong，yilianbunaifan：“xiaoguniang，zheifujinfangzudouzhangle，

wozheihaisuanshibianyideni。niyaoshijuedegui，jiuganjinzhaobiededifangba。”shuowan，taniuzheyongzhongdeshenqu，

“dongdongdong”dixialelou。linyuetanzuozaineizhangpojiudeshafashang，leishuizaiyankuanglidazhuan。

tawangzhezheigexiaxiaozaluandefangjian，xinliwuweizachen。zaizheigefanhuadechengshili，

xiangyaoyongyouyigeanshenzhisuo，zenmejiuzheimenanni？wunaizhixia，linyuezhinengzaiwangshangfengkuangdisousuozufangxinxi。

shouzhizaishubiaoshangbutingdidianji，yanjingkuaisusaoguoyitiaotiaofangyuanjieshao。turan，

yitiaohezuguanggaoxiyinletadezhuyi。fangziweiyushizhongxin，jiaotongbianli，zujinyezaitadechengshoufanweinei，

weiyiyaoqiushihezuduixiangweinvxing。linyuefangfozhuazhulejiumingdaocao，likelianxifangdong，yuedingdiertiankanfang。

diertian，linyuejingxindabanleyifan，chuanshangleneijiantazuiaidebaiselianyiqun，

xiwangnengjixinfangdongliuxiahaoyinxiang。taanzhaodizhilaidaoleneidonglvexianchenjiudegongyulouqian。anxiangmenlinghou，

menhuanhuandakai，yigedaizheheikuangyanjing，chuanzhekuansonggezichenshanhepojiuniuzikudenanshengchuxianzaimenkou。

linyuelengleleng，yihuodiwen：“woshilaikanhezufangzide，guanggaoshangbushishuozhizhaonvshenghezuma？

”nanshengtuiletuiyanjing，luchuqianyidexiaorong，naolenaotoushuo：“shizaibuhaoyisia，

woshiyoulinshiyoushihuilaojiale，duanshijianneibuhuihuilai，fangzikongzheyeshilangfei，

wojiuxiangzhexianzhaogerenhezufendanxiafangzu，duixingbieyejiumeineimezaiyile。niyaoshibujieyidehua，

keyixianjinlaikankanfangzi。”shuowan，taceshenranglinyuejinmen。linyueyouyuleyixia，

haishigenzhenanshengzoujinwunei。yijinketing，tajiubeiyanqiandejingxiangxiyinzhule。

ketingbuzhidejiandanquehenwenxin，mibaisedeshafashangbaifangzhejigesecaixianyandebaozhen，

qiangbishangguazhejifuchouxianghua，chuangtaishanghaibaifangzhejipenshengjibobodelvzhi。yangguangtouguochuanghusazaidibanshang，

xingchengyipianpianjinsedeguangban。nanshengxiaozheshuo：“wojiaosuran，shigechengxuyuan，pingshigongzuomang，

yinggaibuhuijinidailaitaiduokunrao。”linyuekanzhezheigechongmanshenghuoqixideketing，

youxiangdaozijineijijiangshiqudexiaowo，sisuopiankehou，yaoyaoyashuo：“xingba，neiwozule。

buguozanmendeyuefasanzhang。diyi，gonggongquyuyaobaochiganjingzhengjie；dier，

bunengsuiyidaimoshengrenhuijia；disan，wanshangshidianzhihoujinliangbaochianjing。”suranlianmangdiantou：“meiwenti，

wodoutongyi。nifangxin，wozheirenshenghuoxiguantinghaode。”2richangdexiaomocayuxiaotianmilinyuebanjinlaihou，

zuichujitian，tahesurandexiangchupingdanrushui。suranmeitianzaochuwangui，chenjinzaidaimadeshijieli，

erlinyueyezaiguanggaocehuadegongzuozhongmangdejiaotoulane。zhidaoyouyigezhoumo，linyuehaoburongyiyoulexiuxishijian，

dasuanhaohaoshuigelanjue。raner，yidazaojiubeiyizhencaozadeyinleshengchaoxing。tafennudicongchuangshangpaqilai，

chuanzhekeaidexiaoxiongshuiyi，toufaluanpengpengdichongdaoketing，faxiansuranzhengdaizheerji，genzheyinleyaobai，

zaidiannaoqianmangliuzhe。linyuemeihaoqidishuo：“suran，nizheiyidazaojiuzhizaozaoyin，hairangburangrenshuijuele？

”suranzheicaifaxianlinyue，jimangzhaixiaerji，yilianqianyi：“shizaibuhaoyisia，wozaiganyigexiangmu，

tingyinlenengrangwogengyoulinggan，womeixiangdaohuichaodaoni。”shuozhe，tazhanqishen，zoudaolinyuemianqian，

naolenaotou，luchuyigetaohaodexiaorong。linyuekanzhesuranneifushoumangjiaoluandeyangzi，

renbuzhu“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai：“suanlesuanle，nixiacizhuyidianjiuxing。

nizheidaodizaimangshenmexiangmua，zheimezheji？”suranjianlinyuebushengqile，songleyikouqi，

xingzhibobodijilinyuejieshaoqitadexiangmulai。linyuetingzheneixiefuzadedaimahechengxu，suiranbutaidong，

dankanzhesuranyanzhongshanshuodeguangmang，tayebeineifenreqingsuoganran。congneiyihou，

liangrenzhijiandejiaoliujianjianduoleqilai。linyuefaxian，suransuiranyoushihouyouxiecuxindayi，danweirenhenshanliang，

yehenyoushangjinxin。ersuranyejuedelinyuewaibiaokansirouruo，neixinqueshifenjianqiang，duigongzuochongmanreqing。

yitianwanshang，linyuexiabanhuilai，pibeiditanzaishafashang。surancongfangjianlizouchulai，kandaolinyuedeyangzi，

wendao：“zenmele，gongzuohenleima？”linyueyouqiwulididiandiantou：“ng，

jintiankehutilehaoduoqipayaoqiu，gailehaojibancehuaan，haishibumanyi。”suranzoudaolinyueshenbian，

qingqingpailepaitadejianbang：“bietaizheji，kehuyoushihoujiushizheiyang，nikeyihuangejiaoduxiangxiangtamendexuqiu，

shuobudingnengzhaodaotupokou。yaobuwojinizuodianchide，chibaolecaiyouliqixiangbanfama。”linyuetaiqitou，

kanzhesuranguanqiedeyanshen，xinzhongyongqiyigunuanliu：“haoa，neijiumafannile。”suranxishangweiqun，

zoujinchufangmangliuqilai。buyihuier，chufanglijiupiaochulefancaidexiangwei。linyuezoujinchufang，

kandaosuranzaichufanglimangliudeshenying，xinzhongbujinfanqiyisiyiyangdeganjue。

3xindongdeqiaoranjianglinyigexiaridebangwan，xiyangdeyuhuijiangtiankongranchenglechenghongse，

zhenggechengshifangfobeilongzhaozaiyipianjinsedeshamanzhong。linyuexiabanhuijia，gangzoudaomenkou，

jiuwendaoyiguyourendefancaixiang。tadakaimen，kandaosuranxizheyitiaoyinzhexiaoxiongtuandeweiqun，

zaichufanglimangliuzhe。canzhuoshangyijingbaimanlejidaocai，youhongshaorou、qingchaoshishuhexihongshijidantang。

surankandaota，xiaozheshuo：“jintianxiangmutiqianwanchengle，xinqinghao，jiuxiangzuodunfankaolaoxiaziji，

shunbianyejinizhunbeileyifen。kuailaichangchangwodeshouyi。”linyueyouxiejingya，zoujinchufang，kanzhemanzhuodecaiyao，

xinzhongyongqiyigunuanliu。taxiaozheshuo：“wa，meixiangdaonihaihuizuofan，kanqilaihaoyoushiyu。

”liangrenzuozaicanzhuoqian，yibianchizhefan，yibianfenxiangzhegongzuozhongdequshi。

linyuemeifeisewudijiangzhegongsitongshinaodexiaohua，suranzeraoyouxingquditingzhe，shibushibeidoudehahadaxiao。

bujingyijian，liangrendemuguangjiaohui，neiyike，fangfoshijiandoutingzhile，

yizhongweimiaodeqingsuzaikongqizhongqiaoranmanyan。linyueganjuezijidexintiaoturanjiakuai，lianjiayeweiweifanhong。

tajimangdixiatou，jiazhuangzhuanzhuyuchifan，danzuijiaoquerenbuzhushangyang。wanfanhou，liangrenyiqishoushiwanwankuai。

linyuezoudaoketingdechuangbian，kanzhewaimianfanhuadejiedao，suranyegenzhezouleguolai。liangrenbingjianzhanzaichuangqian，

sheidoumeiyoushuohua，danneizhongaimeidefenweiqueyufanonglie。turan，yizhenweifengchuiguo，

qingqingfudongzhelinyuedefasi。suranrenbuzhushenshou，banglinyuejiangyilvtoufabiedaoerhou。

zheigebujingyidedongzuo，rangliangrendejulishunjianlajin，bicidounengganshoudaoduifangdehuxi。linyuetaiqitou，

kanzhesurandeyanjing，yanzhongmanshixiuseyuxindong。suranningshizhelinyue，huanhuankaojin，

jiuzailiangrendezuichunkuaiyaochupengzaiyiqideshihou，linyueturanjinzhangdizhuanguotou，dapolezheiaimeidefenwei。

4wuhuideyinmailongzhaoraner，meihaodeshiguangzongshiduanzande。yitian，linyuezaiketingkandianshi，

suranzaifangjianlijiedianhua。linyuewuyijiantingdaosuranzaidianhualiheyigenvshengliaodehuore，yuqiqinni，

haishibushichuanlaixiaosheng。linyuedexinyixiazichenlexiaqu，yizhongmomingdecuyiyongshangxintou。

dengsurandawandianhuachulai，linyuerenbuzhuzhiwen：“gangcaineigenvshengshisheia？tingnimenliaodetingkaixindema。

”linyueshuangshoubaoxiong，meitoujinzhou，yanshenzhongtouluchuyisibuman。suranlengleyixia，

jieshidao：“tashiwodaxuetongxue，zuijinyudaoledianganqingwenti，zhaowoqingsuni，nibieduoxiang。”shuozhe，

tashitulalinyuedeshou，danlinyuequeyixiazishuaikaile。linyuelenghengyisheng：“ganqingwenti？

youshenmeganqingwentixuyaoliaozheimejiu，haixiaodeneimekaixin？nizhiqianzenmeconglaimeigenwotiqiguozheigetongxue？

”linyuedeshengyinyouxiezhandou，yanzhongshanshuozheleihua。suranyouxiewunaidishuo：“yueyue，

wozhendehetameishenme，jiushiputongtongxue。womeigennishuoguo，shiyinweiwojuedezheimeishenmehaoshuode，

womeixiangdaohuirangniwuhui。”danlinyuexinlihaishijuedebushufu，juedesuranheneigenvshengdeguanxibuyiban，

erqietazhiqianconglaimeigenzijitiqiguozheigetongxue。liangrenweicifashenglejiliedezhengchao，linyueyiqizhixia，

shoushilejijianyifu，jiupaoquleguimijia。5zhenxiangdeshuguangchuxianzaiguimijia，

linyuexinqingdiluodixiangguimiqingsuleshiqingdejingguo。guimitinghou，quantayaolengjing，shuobudingzhendeshiwuhui。

linyuejingxiaxinlai，zixixiangxiang，juedezijikenengqueshiyouxiechongdongle。

dantayoulabuxialianzhudonghuiquzhaosuran。jiuzaizheishi，suranjitafalaileyitiaozhangzhangdexinxi，

xiangxijieshiletaheneigedaxuetongxuedeguanxi。yuanlai，neigenvshengshitamendaxueshiqidebanhua，xinggekailang，

hebanshanghenduotongxueguanxidouhenhao。zuijintahenanpengyounaofenshou，xinqinghenzaogao，jiuzhaosuranqingsu。

suranzhishichuyutongxuezhijiandeguanxin，anweiletajiju。suranhaizaixinxilishuo，

taxinlizishizhizhongzhiyoulinyueyigeren，xiwangtanengxiangxinziji。linyuekanwanxinxi，xinzhongdejiemanmanjiekai，

juedinghuiquhesuranhaohaotanyitan。danglinyuehuidaohezudegongyushi，tianyijingheile。

loudaolidedengguangyouxiehunan，taqingqingdidakaimen，kandaoketingliliangzheyizhanxiaodeng，

suranzhengyilianqiaocuidizuozaishafashang，yanjingdingzheshouji，sihuzaidengdaizheshenme。kandaotahuilai，

suranyanzhongshanguojingxi。tajimangzoudaolinyuemianqian，jinjinwozhutadeshoushuo：“yueyue，

wozhendehenhaipashiquni，wozhidaozheicishiwobuhao，meikaolvdaonideganshou。

”linyuekanzhesuranzhenchengdeyanjing，yankuanghongle，qingshengshuo：“woyeyoucuo，bugaizheimechongdong，

womenyihoudouduoyixiexinren，haoma？”liangrenxiangyongerqi，wuhuizhongyuyanxiaoyunsan。

6shenqingdechengnuoyuzhanwangjingguozheiciwuhui，linyuehesurandeganqingyufashenhou，tamengengjiazhenxibici。

surankaishizhudongcanyulinyuedeshenghuo，peitayiqiguangjie、kandianying；linyueyehuizaisuranjiabanshi，

weitazhunbeiyifenwennuandeyexiao。jigeyuehou，linyuedeshengridaole。suranjingxincehualeyichangshengripaidui，

yaoqingletamengongtongdepengyou。tatiqianjiangketingbuzhidemeilunmeihuan，tianhuabanshangguamanlecaisedeqiqiu，

qiangbishangtiemanlelinyuedezhaopian，canzhuoshangbaimanlexianhuahejingmeidedangao。

danglinyuebeiguimimengzheyanjingdaidaoketingshi，suranqingqingzhaixiatadeyanzhao，xiaozheshuo：“yueyue，shengrikuaile！

”linyuekanzhemanwuzidejingxi，gandongdereleiyingkuang。zheishi，suranshoupengzhexianhuahejiezhi，danxiguidi，

shenqingdikanzhelinyueshuo：“yueyue，congwomenhezudeneitianqi，wojiuzhidao，nishiwoshengmingzhongzuitebiedecunzai。

woxiangpeinizouguomeiyigechunxiaqiudong，niyuanyijiajiwoma？”linyuehanzhelei，