zuozhe“shaonianbuer”jinqishangxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，shi《heqianqilihunhou，beixiaoyizilaishangle》，zheibenxiaoshuozhongdeguanjianjiaoseshisuluolinxiaowan，jingcaineirongjieshao：tongshi，erpanxiangqilelingrenxuemaipenzhangdeyinqinghongmingsheng，taganjuezijidexueliusuduzaibiaosheng。zhenggerenzaizheiyishunjian，fangfojinruleyigefeichangqimiaodezhuangtai……
liuyunlongzheiyishenjianzirouhaishihenhurende，yizhanqilai，manmandeyapogan。
erqie，zheijiahuokebushihehurenneimejiandan，daxueshikemeishaoyinweidajiaaichufen。
suoyi，tazheiyihechi，neixiejiliguludetongxue，dunshiyipianyaran。
shoudangqichongdezhaodehailianshangluchulegangazhise。
“laoliu，woyeshiyipianhaochima。”
liuyunlong：“haoxin**，liuqiangongzi，maitaisheini？”
“保洁都这个价。”
“baojienidaye，ganjingun，buranwozouni。”
zhaodehaiheyitiao，huiliuliudizoule。
liuyunlongzhuantou，pailepaisuluodejianbang，anweidao。
“laosu，bieguantamen，womingtianjiuxiangdalaobantuijianni，nizheimeyouxiu，kendinghuibeixuanshangde。”
kandaohaogemenzheibanhuzheziji，suluoxinlipoweigandong，zheibeizinengjiaodaozheimegepengyou，yeshizhile。
“谢了哥们。”
liuyunlongbailebaishou：“xiemaoxiana，rouma。”
erlingyibian，zhaodehaijirencoudaoleyikuai，xiaoshengdigudao。
“neiliuyunlong，douduodanianjile，haizhengtiandadashashade，zhenshicubi。”
“disecusumeibanfa，yihoulitayuandianba。”
“haiyouneisuluo，zhenshigoubuyaoliande，dangneimeduonianquanzhinaibale，jingranhaiganzaizheichui，hanjiayueyaoqingtajinruyunhaiziben，zhendangwomenshishazini，tazheiyangderen，womengongsidoubuyao。”
“daihuihanjiayuelai，womenzaihanjiayuemianqiantiyizui，kantazenmeyuanchang。”
“hahaha……jiuzheimegan，wodaoyaokankan，tahaiyoumeiyouliandaizaizheili。”
说曹操，曹操到。
tamengangshuowanmeiduojiu，hanjiayuebianzoulejinlai。
hanjiayuejintianshenzhemibaisexiushenxizhuang，jiangtajiaohaodeshencaiwanmeigoulechulai，xiandejiganlianyouxinggan。
bufayouyacongrong，jushoutouzujian，chongmanlezhixingdeqizhi。
kandaotajinlai，yibangtongxuedunshiyingleshangqu。
tebieshizhaodehai，xiandetebiedejiji。
xianzaisheidouzhidao，hanjiayuehaidanzhe，erqiecongweitanguolianai，haiweikaifengguo，erqie，jialibeijingneimedehao。
zheiyaoshinengnaxia，neijianzhizhuanfanle。
suoyi，tahaishibusixin，xiangzaishishi。
liuyunlongkanletamenyiyan，buxiedishuodao。
“qie，zheibangren，biyezheixienian，biedemeixuehui，ayufengchengxuededaoshiyigeliu。”
suluoxiaodao：“zouba，womenyequyingjieyixiahandameinv。”
hanjiayuezenmeshuoyesuanshihaopengyou，renjialaile，zijigengedayezaizheizuozhe，yeshuobuguoqu。
suihou，liangrenyeqishen，yingleshangqu。
neixietongxuezoudaolehanjiayuedemianqianhou，jiushiyiduncaihongpishuchu。
“banzhang，biyehouzhenshiyuelaiyuepiaoliangle。”
“qizhiyebiandehenhao，zhenrangrenxianmua。”
“gengniudehaishibanzhangdenengli，nianjiqingqing，jiuchuangbanleyijiadatouxing，zheidengnengli，sheinengbia。”
tamenzheibanzuo，bingbusheqiuhanjiayuenengduitamenqinglai，ruoshinengjihanjiayueliugehaoyinxiang，yihounengdaoyunhaizibenshangban，zheimapiyesuanpaidezhile。
erzhaodehaizeshinaguoleyipingkuangquanshui，ningkaipinggai，dijilehanjiayue。
“yueyue，yiluganlaikoukeleba，heshui。”
hanjiayuedeyanshenliweibukechadishanguoleyisibuyue，xiaodao：
“wobuke，xiexie，haiyoua，yihouhaishihanwomingziba，yueyue，tingqilaiguaiguaide，wojiarendoubuzheimejiaowo。”
qitatongxuewenyan，manlianxixuedikanxiangzhaodehai。
erzhaodehaidelianseyejiangzhule。
suiranhanjiayueshuodehenweiwan，danchengnianrendeshijietinghuatingyin。
hanjiayuedeyisihenmingxian，wojiarendoumeizheimechenghuwo，nisuanlaozia，zheimehan？
hanjiayueyemeiyoulihuita，duiqitarenshuodao：
“gangcaiyougehui，laichilea，shizaishibaoqian。”
其他同学纷纷说道。
“meishi，womenyeshigangdaomeiduojiu。”
“zanmenjiushitongxuejuhui，zhudadejiushifangsong，buaishi。”
zheishi，yigelaotongxuekaikoushuodao：
“banzhanghaishiheyiqianyiyangshanlianga，womengangcaitingsuluoshuole，tazuijinchulaizhaogongzuo，nidezhihoujiuxiangyaoyaoqingtaquyunhaiziben，nizheimezhaogulaotongxue，zhenshirangwomenhengandonga。”
zheihuashuodeshushiyinsun，kansizaipenghanjiayue，shizeshijianggangcaisuluo“chuixu”deshiqing，yiwuyishidishuojihanjiayueting。
qitarenwenyan，doufenfenkanxianglesuluo，yifudengzhekansuluoxiaohuadebiaoqing。
jiulianyuanbenxiaorongjiangyingdezhaodehai，yeyilianxixuedikanxiangsuluo，qidaizhesuluobeihanjiayuedalian。
erdangkandaosuluoyiliandandingdeshihou，tamendexinlibuyoudigantandao。
zhenshigoubuyaoliande，daihuikannizenmeshouchang。
hanjiayuexiaodao：“talaizhaogongzuo，zheizenmekeneng，bietingtaxiashuo。”
tingdaozheihua，qitadetongxuedourenbuzhuxiaoleqilai，fenfenduisuluochaoxiaodao。
“yo，suluo，nibushishuobanzhangyaoqingniquyunhaizibenma？zenmebanzhangzijidoubuzhidaoni？”
“suluoa，dangquanzhinaibazheimexienian，lianpizenmebiandezheimehoule？zheizhonghuanidoushuodechukou，wodoutinisaodehuang。”
“suluo，zuorenzuizhongyaodeshijiaotashidi，yunhaizibenshihenhao，dajiadouhenlijienixiangqudexinqing，danrenbunenghuozaimenglia，nibijingheshehuituojiezheimeduonianle，deyibuyibulai。”
“jiushia，yunhaiziben，womendouxiangjinqu，kenengliyouxian，banzhangkanbushanga，nijiugengmeixiwangle。”
zhaodehaiyegenzheshuodao：“suluoa，yunhaizibennijiubiexiangle，yaobulaiwogongsiba，baojie，yigeyueliuqian，jueduishiheni。”
“哈哈哈……”
dajiatingdaotazheimesundehua，zaidurenbuzhuxiaoleqilai。
hanjiayuejianzhuang，meitouweiweicuqi，shuodao。
“nimenwuhuiwodeyisile，wozuotianqueshiyaoqingsuluolaiwogongsishangbanlaizhe。”
“啊？”
zheihuayichu，zhijiejiangyuanbenchaoxiaosuluoderenjiganmengle，lianshangdexiaorongdoujiangzhule。
“bushi，banzhang，nigangcaibushishuo，taxiashuoma？”
hanjiayuexiaodao：“woxiashuodeyisishi，tagenbenjiumeizhaogongzuo，wozuotianzaijinrongjiejiandaota，wuyiweitashilaizhaogongzuode，suoyijiuyaoqingleta，houlaizhidaotadeshenfenhou，wolianshangdouyoudiansaodehuangle。”
“duile，nimenbuzhidaosuluoxianzaishiganmadema？suluo，nihaimeigenzheixielaotongxueshuoni？”
苏洛微微摇了摇头。
erneijigelaotongxuezeshigengmengle，zenmehailundaohanjiayuesaodehuangle？
“banzhang，suluobushiquanzhinaibama？haiyoushenmeshenfen？”
hanjiayue：“nimenhaizhenbuzhidao，suluohaishigeshouzude，xianzaizhengtiaojiangchengjinrongjiedoushitade，guangzujin，yigejidudezujinjiugaodasanshiduoyi，biwoyouqianduole，wohaiyaoqingtalaiyunhai，nimenshuowogaibugaihaisao？”
“a？zhengtiaojinrongjiedoushitade？”
neixielaotongxuedoubeizheigexiaoxijiganmengle，kanxiangsuluodeyanshenchongmanlezhenjingzhise。
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