zhujiaoshiwumingdushadeshumingjiao《huangquanshentan》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshiqinghulangqingxinchuangzuodeyibenxuanyilingyifenggedexiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：woyeyexuanbutuixiuneinian，shenglidarenwudoulaile……...
wangpangziyaotouhuangnao，“wuming！nimeitinghuangxianrenshuoma，zandujuhexiaofengdoubuxing！niqusongrentouquma？”
dushayehenbulijie，**mayaochumeitou，“pangzishuodemeicuo，wuming，nibieyiqiyongshi。”
tamengangshuowanmeiduojiu，huangsanguyansudao：“zheigeshia，haizhenjiudetaqua！”
huangsangushouneimeyizhi，wangpangzizuibadoukuailiedaohounaoshaoqule。
dushayetongyanggandaoyouxiekunhuo，“sangu，ninquedingshuodeshizheigerenma，tapashimeiyouneiyangdenengliba？”
huangsanguxinyuechengfudiyixiao，“wohaibuzhiyulaoyanhunhuadaokanbuchusheiyounenglidefen，tadeqiantubukegulianga。”
huangsanguzheiyidunshencaozuo，piankezhijianjiubadushajinonglingluanle。zaitayanli，wokeyizhidoushiyiwushichude，zenmejiudedaolezheimegaodezanyuleni？
huangsangubiranbuhuimingshuo，jiuyi“tianjibukexielu”zheiyangdeshuociliaocaojieshuletanhua。
henkuai，dushajiuyouzhaowodandutanhuale。
woyiweitahuixiangzhiqianyiyangwenwoshibushiyinmanletashenme，ranhoutoulaixiexuzhenjing，huoshixinshangdemuguang。dantazhishiqingmiaodanxiedishuoleyiju，“suanmingdeyebunengyongyuandouhenzhunqueba，huangsangukenengsuancuole，wuming，nibiewangxinliqu。”
woyitinglele，shenmejiaowobiewangxinliqu，wogaoxinghailaibujini，ganmabuwangxinliqu？
meiyihuier，dushashuochutadedanxin，yuanlai，tazhishipawoyouweixian，“wojuedezheijianshihaishijinshendianhao，wobufangxinnimaoxian。”
呦呵？
woxinliyoushiyizhenchunnuanhuakai，zheimezaihuwo，nanbuchengshixihuanshangwole？
wodadudao，“ruguowochenggongleni？”
dushabiandidao，“wumingnishenmebenshinixinlimeishuma，zheibushigainichengnengdeshihou！”
“haiyou，nibieyiweiwohenidengjijiuhuiaishangni，wodushazheibeizizhixihuanmeishouyi。”
shuowan，dushajiuqichongchongzoule。
dangtianyeli，huangsangujiubaqingfujianheyulingdangjiaodaowoshouzhong，youchuanshoulezhaohundeyaoling。danwojuedewoyigerenqutaigudanjimo，wanyigualeyemeigedianbeide，jiugenhuangsanguyaoleyigeren。
“sangua，pangzishizhaoyintiba，nirangtagenwoyiqiqu，wojuedehuigengyouxiaoguonishuoni？”
wangpangzizhitingdangchangpaizhuozifanlian，“wuming，nizheishigongbaosichou，xianglawojinizuodianbeimeimen。”
kejiabuzhuhuangsangutongyia。
pangzigangshuowan，huangsangujiudianletou，“wojuedewumingdeyaoqiubusuanguofen，yehenyoudaoli，erqieninalingdangzhaohun，queshiyaobiwuminggengheshiyixie。”
wangpangzikelianxixidikankandusha，youkankanxiaofeng。kehuangsangudoutongyile，tamenyebuhaoshuoshenme，zhinengmoren。
jiuci，pangzishiwannianjumie。
“吴鸣，你大爷！”
woxiaohehebayulingdangwangpangzishouliyisai，“pangge，kannibiaoxian，shunbianrangwojianshijianshishenmejiaonanren，heihei。”
jiaohunzheishi，buyonghuangsangushuowoyesuanmenqing，bijing《yinjuan》lidouyoujizai。
laohuajiang，sanbuyiyaoling，jiubuyijiaoting，zhizouyinyanglu，kuzhonglaofenmu。
yisishishuo，ruoxiangjiaohunchenggong，jiuyaowangyinqihuijuzhichuzou，pirushanlu、fenquanzizhileide。meizousanbu，jiuyaoyaolingyixia，yaolingsancihou，yaojiaoyijiaomingzi。
shenmeshihouyulingdangbuxiangle，caiyushizhejiaohunchenggong。
我和胖子都照做了。
womenqudeshishilibaxiangguaitanzuiduodewuliyinfen，zhisuoyijiaozheigemingzi，shiyinweizhouweiyidaiderendouzangzaizheili，mianjidadawuli，jiuerjiuzhijiuyoulezheiyangyigemingzi。
dangshiwomenlianggerenbeiduizheyueguang，qianmiandelubaimangmangyipian，eryuanchuheidexiangshiyigeshenbujiandidedong。
congdaolezheiyihoupangzijiuyizhizaidou，yeyizhiwenwo，wuming，zanmenlaideshihoushijigeren？
woxinxiangpangzizheishihehutulema，lianggea！
tingwohuidahou，pangzidoudegenglihaile，wuming，neiweishenmedishangyousandaorenyingni？
三道？
ditouyikan，woyeshimaogusongran。
zaipangzidepangbian，heranhaiyouyidaoyingzi，jiuhaoxiangyoushenmedongxijiugenzaiwomenhoumian。
pangzixianghuitou，beiwozuzhizhu。
shengengbanye，huangshanyeling，chulewoliangge，haiyounagehuorenganlai？
suoyineiyingzibachengbushishenmehaodongxi。
erqie……，wotixingpangzi，rangtazixikankanqingchu，neigenbenjiubushisandao，ershiliangdaoban！
yinweineidongxizhiyoubanjieshenzi！
pangzizhijiehedemayaleyisheng，shenzhigezhejuliwodounengqingchuganshoudaotaxinzangdejuliebodong。
huangsanguyouyanzaixian，jiaohunguochengyouweikongbu，jiexialaikenenghaihuiyudaogengkongbudeshi，woshuopangzi，ruguopale，nikeyixianhuiqu。
bulunruhe，wodoudebaanzijipole。
danhuiqudelushangnihuibuhuiyudaodianshenme，wojiubutaiganbaozhengle。
yitingzheihua，pangzidangshijiusongle，zhinengyingzhetoupiwangxiazou，zhidaozheitiaohunanxiaoludejintou，tacairushizhongfudisonglekouqi，wuming！wuming！yulingdanghaoxiangbuxiangle！
laideshihouhuangsangujiaodaidehenxiangxi，ruoyulingdangbuxiang，shuomingyinhunchenggong，zheishizhixudianranyigenxiang，zailingdangshangraoyirao，daixiangranjinqianbayulingdangdaidaoneiweilaorendeshenbianjike。
erhuabushuo，wodianranshixianzhunbeihaodexiang，keqiguaideshiqingfashengle，neixiangranshaodesudukuaideyouxielipu，jiuhaoxiangyoushenmedongxizhanzaiwopangbianshijingchuitayiyang。
ertongshi，wofaxian，yuanbengenzaipangzishenhoudeneidaocanying，buzhishenmeshihouchuxianzailewodebeihou。
胖子！
wojiaoleyisheng，ranhoubaxiangsaidaotashouli。
“bishangyanjingdaotuiershibu，ranhoupao，youduokuaijiupaoduokuai，zaixiangranjinqianpaohuifudongcun！”
pangzizhaozuole，yiliuyanjiuxiaoshizailecengcengyemuli。
erworengjiuzhuliuzaikongkuangyinsendewuliyinfendeshenchu，kanzhebeiyueguangyinzaidimiandeneiyidaocanying，huanhuanjianglianduizhunbeihou。
chaneijian，woxinliangbanjie。
yinweichuxianzaiwomianqiandeneizhanglian，fenmingjiushilaojunmiaolidehuangdaxian……
cishi，huangdaxianfachuzhenzhencierdeshenxiao，heiheiheihei，heiheihei，“woxiangqinggaorenbangwokankan，kanwoxiangrenhaishibuxiangren……”
看你妹！
yinhunbusandelaodongxi，zhenghaochenzhewurenbangshenzhiji，songnishouqinzhengzhong，shengderihouzaizhaohuangquanfenjudemafan！
woerhuabushuo，zuoshouhongsan，youshoulinglong，dahanyisheng，“hongsanyikaibailingju，linglongyichuqianshiju！”yishijian，shanlidedalingmao，huli，xiongxiazigailaidelaile，zhanmanfentou，baishousihou！
woyebaochuyeyedeminghao，wonaimeishichuanren，meisanzhidusunmeishouyi！
woyemeixiangdaowomeishideminghaozheimelihai，huangdaxianyitingjiusongle，dangchangquansuochengleyituan，bianchengleyizhiyimizhangdehuangshulang，bicunlisideneizhimuhuangyouhaidajifen！
ranhouxiangshiyigerenyibansanguijiukou，“woshuoni，sheinengzhaojubailing，yuanlaishimeidaren，meidarenraoming，raoming……”
jiuzaizheishi，buyuanchuchuxianlexingxingdiandiandedenghuo，zhidaodenghuolajinwocaikanqing，juranshidusha！
tayinggaishidanxin，caipaolaizhaowo，“wuming？！wuming……”
wogenbenlaibujifanying，yingbangbangzhanzaiyuandi，ercishihuangdaxianzhengpinmingdichaowoketouzuoyi。
kandaozheiyimu，dushazhijiemengle，yizhanglianshangxiemanzhenhan。
“weishenmehuangshulangjinikoutou，wuming，nidaodishishei？！”
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