婚前玩笑，他用悔婚教我“分寸”番茄小卡拉米-著

小说简介

《hunqianwanxiao，tayonghuihunjiaowo“fencun”》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youfanqiexiaokalamijingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaotanjianshenwujingtanlinwanwanmianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian，zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。“youshishei！pobujidaidifajiletanjianshendezhuli？！”meiyigezhiwen，douxiangyijixiangliangdeerguang，henhenchouzailinwanwanlianshang。tadeqishishunjianailexiaqu，yan……。

精彩章节

danshenpaiduiwanfengle，guimimenqihongrangwujingtanyongjiaozhijiqianrenfafuheduanxin。

“pashenme？tanjianshenyoubuhuizhidao！”linwanwanbashoujisaijintajiaozhifeng。

shipinchuandaotanjianshenshoujishi，tazhengyunzhemingtianyaochuandelifu。

huamianliwujingtandejiaohuaibeiguimizuanzhe，jiaozhibenzhuodichuozhepingmu：“haoxiangni……”

tanjianshenguandiaoshipin，botongdiyigedianhua：“hunliquxiao。”

dangwujingtanchuanzhehunshazaikongdanglitangdengdaotianhei，tanjianshenfalaiduanxin：“jiaozhidazitinglinghuo，quzhaoniqianrenba。”

zheneryulongdedianziyinlexiangwuxingdequantou，yixiaxiazazai“meise”jiubavipbaoxianghouzhongdeqiangbishang。kongqilihunzazheangguidexiangshuiwei、jiujingdexinla，haiyouyisiruoyouruowude、shuyufangzongdetianniqixi。shuijingdiaodengxuanzhuanzhe，jiangguangguailulideguangbantoushezaijimanlerendejudahuanxingshafashang。

wujingtanbeiweizaizhengzhongyang，shenshangneijianteyiweidanshenpaiduizhunbeideyinseliangpianxiaolifu，cikebeijiuyejianshanglejikuaishensedewuzi。talianshangdaizhebeijiujingxunranchudehongyun，yanshenyouxiemili，zuijiaonulixiangshangwanzhe，yinghezhezhouweizhentiandexuannao。mingtian，tajiuyaochengweitanjianshendexinniang。zheigeniantoubengairangtaxingfudexuanyun，kecike，zaizheiqunkangfendeguimizhongjian，yizhongmomingde、beiguoxiedepibeiganqiaoqiaopaleshanglai。

“jingtan！fashenmedaini！”jianlidenvshengchuantouyinle，shilinwanwan。tajinwanshijueduidezhujiao，yishenhuohongdejinshenqun，nongzhuangyanmo，shoulijuzhejihuyichulaidexiangbinbei，zhenggerensanfazheyizhongzhangkongquanchangdekangfen，“jinwannishinvwang！nvwangdongma？buhaidaoduanpian，jiushikanbuqiwomenjiemei！”

“jiushijiushi！”pangbiandejiangweilikefuhe，tadanzixiao，xiguanxingdiduozailinwanwandeqiangshihoumian，shengyindaizhedianqieshengshengdetaohao，“jingtanjie，yibeizijiuzheiyici，fangkaidianma！”

“fangkai？”zuozaiwujingtanlingyicedesunachixiaoyisheng，tahuangzhebeizhongdehuposeyeti，yanshendaizheguanyoudekeboheshenshi，shangxiadaliangzhewujingtan，“wokantashipatajianeiweitandazongcaizhidaoba？ze，haimeijinmenni，jiubeiguandesisidele？jingtan，nizheifuguanyandemaobing，dezhi！”

“suna！”wujingtanlianshangyouxieguabuzhu，chenguaidihanleyisheng，shengyinquebeigengdadehongxiaoshengyanmei。

“pashenme！”linwanwanmengdiyipaizhuozi，beidieluanzhan，taqingshenguolai，daizhenongzhongjiuqidehuxipenzaiwujingtanlianshang，yanshenliangdejingren，shanshuozheyizhongjinhucanrendexingfen，“tanjianshen？tazheihuierzhibudingzainagewenrouxianglizuoxinlangguandemeimengni！zaishuole，tianzhidizhi，nizhiwomenzhi！jiemeimen，shibushi？”

“shi！”baoxianglixiangqiyipianjianjiaoshenghekoushaosheng。

“suoyi！”linwanwandeshengyindouranbagao，daizheyizhongburongzhiyideshandongxing，“weileqingzhuwomenjingtantuolikuhai，maixiang‘fenmu’qiandezuihouyiye，bixuwandian**de！laoguiju，zhenxinhuadamaoxian，shengjiban！ganbugan？”

“gan！”“youshenmebugan！”“wanwanjiekuaishuo！”qihongshenglangyibogaoguoyibo。

wujingtandexinmengdiyichen。tatailejielinwanwanle，tazuilide“**”he“shengjiban”，jueduibushishenmehaoshi。taxiayishidixiangwanghousuo，shoubeiquebeilinwanwanhejiangweiyizuoyiyoujinjinzhuazhu。

“wo…woyoudianzuile，yaobu……”wujingtanshituzhengzha，shengyindaizhekenqiu。

“zuishenmezui！zheicainadaona！”linwanwanbuyoufenshuodidaduanta，lingyizhishouyijingzhuaqilewujingtanfangzaichajishangdeshouji，qiangxingyongtadezhiwenjielesuo。pingmuliangqi，bizhishitahetanjianshenzaixiyangxiadeheying，liangrenxiaodetianmi。linwanwanpieleyiyan，zuijiaogouqiyimobuxiedehudu，shouzhifeikuaidihualazhetongxunlu。

“rangwokankan…yo，zheigebeizhu‘da**’deshishei？chenfeng？nineigeaidesiquhuolaiyoubanishuailedeqiannanyou？”linwanwandeshengyinchongmanleeyidediaokan，yindezhouweiyoushiyizhenhongxiao。

wujingtandelianshunjianxuesetunjin，biandecanbai：“wanwan！bienao！bashoujihaiwo！”tazhendehuangle，shenshouquqiang。

“jishenme！”linwanwanlinghuodiduokai，bashoujigaogaojuqi，xiangzhanshizhanlipin，lianshangshizhangkongyiqiededeyixiaorong，“youxiguizehenjiandan！womenjingtannvwang，yongtagaoguide——jiaozhitou！jizheiwei‘da**’chenfengxiansheng，fayitiaoshenqingkuankuandefuheduanxin！neirongma…jiu‘feng，wohaoxiangni，womenzhongxinkaishihaobuhao？’zenmeyang？goubugoujingbao？goubugouchengyi？”

“wa——！！！”baoxianglishunjianzhakaileguo。koushaosheng、jianjiaosheng、paizhuozideshengyinjihuyaobawudingxianfan。suoyourendoubeizheigelipudaojidiandetiyidianranle，xingfendemanliantonghong。

“linwanwan！nifengle！”wujingtanshishengjianjiao，judadekongjujuezhuleta，tapinmingzhengzha，xiangcongshafashangzhanqilai，“zheitaiguofenle！jueduibuxing！bashoujijiwo！”

“guofen？naliguofenle？”sunaliangliangdichahua，tafangxiajiubei，haozhengyixiadinachuzijideshouji，diaodaoleluxiangmoshi，jingtouduizhunlewujingtan，“wanwaneryima，youbuhuishaokuairou。tanjianshenhainengzuandaonishoujilikanbucheng？jingtan，biesaoxinga，dajiakedoudengzhekanni！”

“jiushijiushi！jingtanjie，kuaima！jiuyitiaoduanxin！”jiangweiyezaiyipangxiaoshengcuicu，lianshangdaizhekanrenaodexingfen，wanquanwanglezijigangcaideqienuo。

“nimen…nimen……”wujingtankanzhezhouweiyizhangzhangbeijiujinghelieqixinliniuqudelian，gandaoyizhenzhixibandejuewang。taguliwuyuan。

“anzhuta！”linwanwanyishenglingxia，jigepingshihaisuanjiaohaodenvhaixixiaozhepushanglai，qishoubajiaodianzhulewujingtandejianbangheshoubei，batasisididingzaishafali。

“fangkaiwo！linwanwan！ni**！”wujingtantulaodiniudongzheshenti，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan。

linwanwanduitadejiaomachongerbuwen。talianshangdaizheyizhongjinhucanrendexingfenxiaorong，danxiguizaishafaqiandeditanshang，yishounazhewujingtandeshouji，pingmuyijingdiaodaolehechenfengdeduanxinbianjijiemian，guangbiaozaikongbaichushanshuo。lingyizhishou，zemengdizhuazhulewujingtanxianxidejiaohuai！

“a！”bingliangdechuganheturuqilaidelidaorangwujingtanjingjiaochusheng。tachuanzheluzhideliangxie，jiaozhiyinweijinzhanghekongjuweiweiquansuozhe。

“biedong！”linwanwanminglingdao，liqidadejingren。taqiangxingbaikaiwujingtandejiaozhi，bugutadetonghu，yingshengshengdibaneibubinglengdeshoujisaijinletadedajiaozhiheerjiaozhizhijiandefengxili。shoujiluodeshengteng。

“lai，dazi！”linwanwandeshengyindaizhekangfendezhandou，tajinjinzuanzhewujingtandejiaohuai，qiangpotadejiaoxuanzaishoujipingmushangfang，“yongnidejiaozhitou，yigeziyigezi，dachulai！‘feng，wohaoxiangni’！kuai！”

“buyao…qiunilewanwan…buyaozheiyang……”wujingtandeshengyindaizhekuqiang，chongmanlequruhekongju。tanengganjuedaozhouweiwushudaomuguangxiangzhenyiyangzhazaitashenshang，neixieshoujijingtougengshixiangheidongdongdeqiangkouduizhunleta。sunadeshoujijihuyaoduidaotadejiaoshang。

“da！”linwanwanlishenghedao，shoushangyoujialejifenli，wujingtandejiaohuaibeiniedeshengteng，pifushangshunjianfuxianchuhongsedezhiyin。

judadexiuchiganhebeixiepodewuliganxiangchaoshuibanyanmeilewujingtan。zaizheneryulongdeqihongshenghewushujingtoudebipoxia，tadexinlifangxianchedibengkuile。yanleizhongyuduokuangerchu，shunzhelianjiahualuo。tarenmingbandibishangleyanjing，shentiyinweichouqierweiweizhandou。jiaozhizaibinglengdeshoujipingmushangbenzhuodi、jiqihuanmandinuodongzhe，yixia，youyixia，chuozhexunijianpan。

“feng……”yigezimuyigezimudijiannanshuru。

“逗号……”

“我……”

“好……”

“想……”

“你……”

meiyigezideshuru，doubansuizhezhouweigengjiafengkuangdejianjiaohekoushao。shanguangdengbutingdiliangqi，jiluxiatacikezuibukan、zuiqurudezitai——jiaohuaibeisisizuanzhu，jiaozhibenzhuodichuozhepingmu，lianshangleishuizongheng。

“fasong！”dangzuihouyigezijiannandidawan，linwanwanpobujidaidijianjiaozhe，zhuazhewujingtandejiaohuai，yongtadejiaozhihenhenchuoxiangleneigelvsedefasongjian！

“xiu——”duanxinfasongchenggongdetishiyin，zaiwujingtantinglai，rutongsangzhong。

“ye——！！！”baoxianglibaofachushenglibandekuanghou。linwanwandeyididaxiaozhe，songkailewujingtandejiaohuai，xiangdiukaiyijianwannidewanju。wujingtanlikequansuoqishenti，baneizhibeiroulinguodejiaozangdaoshenxia，shuangshouwuzhelian，jianbangjuliedisongdong，wushengditongku。

“wanmei！taijingcaile！”sunaxinmanyizuditingzhiluxiang，shouzhifeikuaidizaipingmushangcaozuozhe，“duleleburuzhonglele，zheime‘jingdian’dehuamian，bixufenxiangchuqu！faqunli！rangmeilaidejiemeiyekaikaiyan！”tazhideshitamenneigemingwei“mingyuanxiawucha”deguimixiaoqun。

“duiduidui！kuaifakuaifa！”jiangweiyexingfendicouguoqukan，wanquanmeizhuyidaowujingtandebengkui。

linwanwanzenaqizijideshouji，lianshangdaizheezuojudechengdeeliexiaorong，shouzhifanfei。tameiyoufadaoxiaoqun，ershizhijiediankaileyigebeizhuwei“zhouxiao（tanzongzhuli）”delianxiren，jiangsunaganggangluzhide、jiaoduqingxi、jujiaozaiwujingtanjiaozhiheshoujipingmushangdewanzhengshipin，liantongjizhangzhuapaidetexiezhaopian（youqishiwujingtanliuleidelianhebeizuanchuhonghendejiaohuai），yigunaodifasongleguoqu。fudaidewenzichongmanlexingzailehuo：

“zhouzhuli，fenxiangdian‘jingxi’！kankannijiaweilailaobannianghunqianzuihouyiyede‘zhenqingliulu’！tebie‘xiangnian’jiuqingrenni！[huaixiao][huaixiao]jide‘shishi’zhuandajitanzonge，biegufulejingtande‘yipianchixin’！”

fasongchenggong。linwanwankanzhepingmushangxianshide“yisongda”，zuijiaoliekaiyigebinglengerchangkuaidehudu。taduanqijiubei，yiyinerjin，fangfowanchengleyijianlebuqidedashi。baoxianglidekuanghuanhaizaijixu，yinlezhentian，xiaoshengcier，meiyourenzaiqukanjiaoluolineigequansuozhe、wushengkuqidezhunxinniang。kongqizhongmimande，shihuimiedeqixi。