《hunqizaiji，quebeitufeitouzibangshangshan》shiyibukourenxinxiandegudaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youdamaiqinglichuangzuo。gushiyilihuaiyanyuezhijunweizhongxinzhankai，jieshileyigelingrenshenwangdeshijie。suizhejuqingdetuijin，lihuaiyanyuezhijunbuduanmianlintiaozhanhekaoyan，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindezhenzhengliliang。zheibulingrenjingtande“woyoumeiyoujinger，nihaibuzhidaoma？”yuezhijunjinghuyisheng，shenshouqudalihuaiyan，danshibeilihuaiyanzuanzheshuangshoujuzaitoudingshang，“lihuaiyan，nigedaliumang。”……jiangrangnichenjinqizhong，wufaziba。
liangrenzhidaochiwanfandeshihou，yemeiyoucongfangjianlizouchulai。
yuezhijuncetangkanzhegangxiwanzaocongerfangzouchulaidelihuaiyan，henhendedengletayiyan。
“worangniqinziqudashui！nizenmeshihuanxiarenzuoni？”
“bierenyitingjiuzhidaozanmenganshenmele？”
xiangdaobierenhuizaibeihouyilunzijihelihuaiyanbairizuozheishi，yuezhijunjiurenbuzhulianhong。
suirantaxianzaiyijingbupaichihelihuaiyanzuozheizhongshiqingle，shenzhihaiyouxiexihuan……
danshibeibierenyilun，tahaishihuibuhaoyiside。
lihuaiyan“ze”leyisheng，juedeyuezhijuntairongyihaixiule，youxiebuzantongtadexingwei，dadalieliedao:“neiyouzenyang？”
“zanmenlianggeshifuqi！fuqi！fuqi！”
重要的事情说三遍。
“womenzuozheizhongshiqingbushitianjingdiyima？”
“干嘛要害羞？”
yuezhijunjuedezijiyaobeilihuaiyanshuofule，“dan……danxianzaishibaitian……”
lihuaiyanxianjiyuezhijunxiganjing，yejizijichongxileyibian，xianzailiangrenshenshangyouzhexiangtongdezaodouwei，talouzheyuezhijun，youqinleyikou，haidaizhexiangsheng。
“meirenguidingbaitianbukeyia。”
yuezhijunxianqidecalecalian，“nongwoyiliankoushui。”
李怀砚:“……”
“douchiguoduoshaocile，haizaiyizheixie。”
yuezhijunjianzhiwuyu，shenshouquwulihuaiyandezui，danshibeilihuaiyanzhuazhushuangshoubunengdongdan。
lihuaiyanjiezhe“jiaoyu”yuezhijun，biezhexiao，“zaishuole，gangcaizhijunbushitingxihuandema？baowobaodetingjinde。”
“nijiushiguohechaiqiaodexiao**，yongwanwojiumawo。”
岳芷君:“……”
“nicaishixiao**！womeiyou！”
“你别这样说我。”
yuezhijunbuleyitingzheihua，xiangyaobeiduilihuaiyan，danshibeilihuaiyanjinjinlouzhebunengdongdan，dengletayiyan，weixiedao:“nizaishuowo，yihoujiubiezuole。”
zheijuhuakeshinaniezhuyuelihuaiyandemingmaile，likerencuo，“zhijun，wocuole。”
岳芷君:“哼！”
bubitanachushashoujiankanlaishibuchengle。
“给我跪着。”
yuezhijunpantuizuoqilai，zhizhezijiqianmiandekongdi，tiaoletiaomei，“guixia。”
lihuaiyanxianshiyileng，suihouzuijiaoshangyang，dongzuoxunsudeguizaiyuezhijunmianqian，bingbazijidetoudixialaimaizaiyuezhijundetuishang，“furen，xiaodecuole。”
“jiuyuanliangxiaodezheiyiciba。”
yuezhijunshenshouqutuilihuaiyan，jianta“taidulianghao”yexiaole，“wokuanhongdaliangjiuraonizheiyici。”
yuezhijungangshuowanzheijuhua，jiutingjianlihuaiyanjiezhedao:“xiaorenzhicuo，danxiacihaigan。”
yuezhijundengdayanjing，“lihuaiyan！niyoupianwo。”
yuezhijunshenshouquqialihuaiyandebozi，bingshijingdehuangzheta，naoxiuchengnu，qihonglelian，“lihuaiyan，niyouqifuwo。”
“woyihouburangnipengle。”
lihuaiyanjiezheyuezhijundelidaozailechuangshang，shundaihailouzheyuezhijundeyao，batapazaizaizijidehuaili，“nikankanxianzaishisheiqifusheia？”
“nishouhaizaiwobozishang，wozhewodemingni；xiao**youerenxiangaozhuang。”
“kuaisongshou，woyaobeiniqiasile。”
yuezhijunzheidianliqizennengshangzhelihuaiyan？
“wobusongshou，wojiuyaoqiasini。”
lihuaiyanxiaozhekeleliangsheng，“qiasiwo，nijiuchengguafule。”
yuezhijun:“wozaizhaogebininianqing，biniyingjunde。”
lihuaiyanzheixiazichedibugaoxingle，liandouheile，“yuezhijun！nibuxu！niyaoshizhenganzhao，wobani……banisuoqilai。”
lihuaiyansilaixiangqu，zainaozilixiangleyigezuiyanlidechengfa，bingyizijirenweizuihendeyuqikaikou，danshibeiyuezhijunbuxiede“qi”leyisheng。
“我就要找！”
“你不许！”
“就找！”
“不许！”
“……”
liangrenjiuyinweizheijuhua，chaolehaojiu，zuihouliangrenhandesangzidouyale。
yuezhijunleidetangzaichuangshang，shenshoutuiletuilihuaiyan，“wokouke，niqujiwozuoxuelitang。”
lihuaiyanhaizaishengqi，liansenankan，yeshenshoutuiletuiyuezhijun，“wobuqu！”
“fanletianleni，lihuaiyannijuranbuqu。”
yuezhijunyeyouxieqilihuaiyan，dangengduodeshijuedelihuaiyanzheirenbushidou，xiaoqidehen。
“wozhaobierenjiwozuo。”
yuezhijunxiankaibeizixiachuang，chuanzhexiejiuyaowangwaizou。
lihuaiyanyikanyuezhijunzhenzoule，youxiejile，lianmangzhuishangquqianzheyuezhijundeshou，“zhaosheijinizuo？zhenggezhaizizuiyingjundenanzijiushiwo。”
yuezhijunfanlegebaiyanrenjunbujin，“wopei！haizhenhaoyisikuaziji。”
“zuoxuelitangyaokanzhangxiangma？shouyihaobujiuxingle？”
lihuaiyanyoubuleyile，“ze～wozenmebuhaoyisi？woshuodeshishihuaa。”
“lingwai，biepeiwo，yaoqinwo。”
“qinwoyikou，wojiujinizuoxuelitang。”
yuezhijunshuaikailihuaiyandeshou，chaowaizou，“wobuyongnijiwozuo，yingchunyehui。”
“我找迎春去。”
jianyuezhijunzhenyaonaole，lihuaiyancailianmanggaikou，“wozuo，wozuo。”
“还想吃什么啊？”
“yingjunxiaosadewo，nichibuchia？”
岳芷君:“……”
“你滚开！”
……
lianggerenchiwanfanzhihou，zuozaiyuanzilitaitoukanyueliang。
yuezhijunshifenzirandekaozailihuaiyandejianbangshang，chizhetianjinjindegaodian，“yiqianwozaijiashi，niangzongshibaozhewokanyueliang，haijiwojianggushi。”
zainiangdeyanli，tayongyuandoushihaizi。
lihuaiyanxiaoleyisheng，“neiwoyejinijianggushi。”
“讲讲我的故事。”
yuezhijunzhidaolihuaiyanshiyaoxiangzijituluzhenqingle，xiangdaozhiqiandecaixiangyouxiexintengta，shenshouqianzhelihuaiyandeshou。
lihuaiyanchuitoukanzheliangrenjiaodiedeshou，goulegouchun，shenchulingyizhishoulouzheyuezhijundejianbang，kaishijiangshutadegushi。
“woqueshibushigulanyindeerzi，woshilixiaodiyigenvrenshengdehaizi。”
yuezhijundexinturanbeijiuleqilai。
“zaiwoshiersuideshihou，lijiabeichaojiamiezu，lixiaojiudaizheyidajiazitaowang。”
“zaitaowangdelushang，gulanyinbawohewoniangdiuzailushang，weizaochubeizhuibingzhuishadejixiang；danshijishangshipaitadexinfulaichusiwohewoniang。”
“tayizhidoujiduwoniangdelixiaodechongai，yeshiwoweiyanzhongding，pawodangletaerzidelu，zhiyinweiwoshilixiaodediyigeerzi。”
“woniangweilejiuwosile。”
lihuaiyanyongjiqipingdandeyuqishuochuzheijuhua，yuezhijunqueqibuchengsheng。
“wodieluoxuanya，beishuichongzou，yujianleyigehaoxinren，tarangtadenupubawosongquyiguan，jianwoshangshitaizhong，caidaowoshoudaoleshanghai，jiwoyidabiqian，haijiwobaoleguan。”
“zheigehaoxinrenjiushinia。”
“是我的芷君。”
lihuaiyankanzheyuezhijundeyanjingliyexumanleleishui。
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