《hunseyini，huozongtahurantiantianhuijia》shiyibulingrenjingxidehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo，youzuojiajiangyuezhizhichuangzuo。gushiweiraozhezhujiaowenshuyihuojinxingdechengzhangheqihuanmaoxianzhankai，duzhejiangbeidairuyigechongmanmofahejingxiandeshijie。wenshuyibishangyanjing，zhunbeiyunniangshuiyi，taqishishiyouxierenchuangde，danyebuzhidaoweishenme，bishangyanjingmeiyihuierjingranjiukunyixilai。……。
liangrenlikaiwenjia，shangchehouhuojinxingcaikaikou：“nigennifuqinguanxibuhao。”
bushiwenju，kendingyuqi。
wenshuyikoulekoushouzhi，shihuashishuo：“shia。niyekandaolewojiadeqingkuang，wozaijialitingbushouchongde，buranyebuhuibeituichulaigenrenlianyin。wozhaoshangnijiushijuedeniyounengli，wohaixiangliyongnizuodianshiqing……wojialiqingkuangtingfuzade，nibuhuihouhuigenwojiehunleba？”
suirannanrenmianshangbuxian，danzheishiertaqueshizuodebudidao，suoyixianzailimahuagui，xiwangkeyidedaohuojinxingdeyuanlianghelijie。
huojinxing：“gennijiehunshiwokaolvbugouzhouquan，danshimuyichengzhou，xianzaishuozheixiemeiyiyi，niyijingshihuotaitaile。”
“suoyinibuhuigenwolihundeduiba？”
wenshuyishuozheihuadeshihouyoudiantante，yaoshihuojinxingzhongzhihetadehunyue，tahoumiandeshiqingjiuyoudiannanbanle。
“不会。”
huojinxingkanletayiyandao。
jiantayingxia，wenshuyixinliyikeshitouzheicaichediluolexialai。
buguohuojinxingshijienaleta，buzhidaotajialideqingkuangruhe。
chezishiruyitiaozhuanmendedaolu，luliangpangshigaodadeyinxingshu，daoleqiutian，zheitiaodaoluxiangbihuifeichangpiaoliang。
jintoujiushihuozhai，zhongshitingyuan，yijinmenjiushijiashanliushui，tingtailougeshifenpiaoliang，yilushangdouyouxiarenzhaohuwenhao。
wenshuyijingenzhehuojinxing，jinmenyongrendijiwenshuyiyishuangzhanxinnvtuo，tahuanshangxiezi，liangrenbingjianqianwangketing。
ketingjirenzhengjinweizuo，liansedousuanshichenzhong，wenshuyizhanzaihuojinxingshence，daqidoubuganchuyisheng。
liangrengangdaoketing，yiyangdongxijiufeileguolai，huojinxingyanjishoukuaijiangwenshuyiladaoshenhou，jiezheshidongxizadaorenshenshang，suihougunluozaidi‘paca’desuiliesheng。
wenshuyinuodongyibu，kanjiannanrenbozilianzhesuoguchuhongleyipian，chabeilimiandereshuishiguntangde，gangcairuobushihuojinxingbatahuzaishenhou，xiangbixianzaibeitanghongdeyeyoutadelianle。
tagangxiangshuoshenme，huojinxingyijingzhongxinlazhetadeshouwan，shenxingbizhizhanzaiketingzhongyang，xiangtajieshaoketingdejiren。
“gangzadongxideshilaoyezi，pangbianshiwofuqinhuosongting，zheishiwomuqinningqingwan，zheishiwoxiaoguhuomingyue。”
wenshuyidiandiantou，kanzhejirenquebuganchusheng。
huolaoyezikanmoyangjiubeiqidebuqing，zhongxindaolebeichaquemeiheyikou，youshizaichajishangzhongzhongyifang，“huojinxing！nizhendeshinengnaile！jiehunzheimezhongyaodeshiqing，genjialidoubuzhihuiyisheng？”
huojinxing：“buzhihuinimenbuyediyishijianzhidaole？”
huolaoyeziqidechucuqi，huosongtinggenningqingwanyechenzhelianbushuohua。
wenshuyizhijuedezijixiangshibeijiazaihuoshangkao，xiaoguhuomingyuezheishihoukanlewenshuyiyiyan：“nijiaowenshuyishiba？biehaipa，bushichongni。”
tazhilezhitashencedehuojinxing，yisishichunchongta。
huolaoyezihuanlehaoyihuierqicaishunguolai，huosongtingzheishihouqishen，kanlehuojinxingyiyan，zhuanshenchaoloushangzouqu。
“上来。”
huojinxingkanlewenshuyiyiyan，wenshuyichaotachegexiao：“niquba。”
huojinxingkanlezheibianyiyan，zhihuanlaihuolaoyezilenghengyisheng。
tazhidegenhuosongtingshanglou，wenshuyizhanzaiyuandi，yishijiangengweijucu。
huolaoyezizheicaichusheng，zhilezhiduimiandeshafa：“xingle，xianzuoxia。”
“谢谢爷爷。”
wenshuyizuoxia，liangtuibinglong，shuangshougezaixigaishang。
huolaoyezimuguangluozaiwenshuyilianshang：“wodangchugenniyeyeyesuanshihaoyou，buguotaqushidezao，zheixienianliangjiaguanxidanbobushao，zuijinwojijinxingxunmixiangqinduixiang，yourenbianjiangnidexinxidileshanglai，nixiaoshihouwoyeshijianguode，suoyijiutongyinigenjinxingxiangqin。”
“buguonimendejinduqueshichurenyiliao，jinxingconglaibushiyigezuoshijizaoderen，danshiyizhici，woyebuzaizhuijiu。danshiwenyatou，jiranjiehunleneinijiushiwomenhuojiaderen，nifuqinneibiangaibangchendewomenhuibangchen，dannirujinyijingshijinxingdetaitai，gaizuoshenmebugaizuoshenme，zijixinliyaoyoushu。”
“haole，wohuajiushuozheimeduo，mingyue，tuiwochuquzouzou，rangtamenpoxiliangshuohuierhua。”
“是。”
huomingyuewanzhelaoyezichuqu，liuxialiangrenmianduimianzuozhe，ningqingwanconggangcaimuguangjiuyizhiluozaiwenshuyilianshang，jiangtadalianglegechedi。
moyangqueshishishengdebucuode，zhengtilaikansuanshiwenrouduanzhuang，jiushiyishuangyanjingyoudianyaoliyaoqide，gouren。
ningqingwanjiwenshuyidaolebeicha，tuiguoqu，erhouhuanhuankaikou：“wenshuyi，nanchengmeishuxueyuanbiye，huajia，renjiguanxijiandan，qingshiganjing，chulewenjiarujinyouzouxiapoludequshi，nimianqiangsuanshifuhewoduierxidebiaozhun。”
“wojijinxingtiaoxuandejiehunduixianglingyouqiren，meixiangdaobeinijiehu。tingshuonimenzaoshangshizhijiecongjiudianqudeminzhengju……nidaoshicongming，youleshentiguanxi，zailinglejiehunzheng，lihundeshiqingwomenhuojiayejiubuhaotile。”
wenshuyimeixiangdaozheimeduandeshijian，huojiajiuyijinglianzheixiedoudiaochaqingchule，tayishijianyouxiewudizirong。
koulekouzhijia，yingzhetoupidao：“zheizhongshiqing，niqingwoyuande……”
“没避孕吧？”
“啊？”
wenshuyichadianmeifanyingguolai，ningqingwanminlekoucha，youwen：“woshuo，zuowannimenmeibiyunba？”
“zheixienianwojitajieshaodenvrenyebushao，tameiyigejianmiancishuchaoguosanci，qianshoujiewenzheizhongshiqinggengshimeiyou，shenzhiyourengenwotucao，shuotashibushixihuannanren。duiciwodanxinbuyi，buguoyanxiakanlaishiwoxiangduole。”
“nimensuiranyijinglingzhengle，danjinhuojiademenshinixuyierwei，zongyaofuchudianshenme。laoyezinianjidale，jinxingnianjiyebuxiaole，jinnianzhineinihuaishanggehaizi，zheishiqingjiuzheimesuanle。”
wenshuyimeixiangdaohuatihuizhuanchengzheiyang，danshenghaizishishuoshengjiushengdema？
wenshuyi：“huibuhuitaikuaile？”
ningqingwanxianqiyanpikantayiyan：“youxieqingkuangxiangaozhini，huosongtingyigeyueqianlinghuilaiyigesishengzi，laoyezideyisishirangqirenzuguizong，gongsishiwuyerangtacanyu。laoyezijuedeneihaizikelian，tayihuijiajiuzengsonglebaifenzhisandegongsigufen，zhichayidianjiuganchaolejinxingde……suoyi，woyaonizaorigenjinxingshengxiahaizi，daoshihoulaoyeziziranyehuijihaizizengsongyifendali，zheiyang，woyebupagongsiluodaoneigesishengzideshouli。”
huojiasishengzidexiaoxiwenshuyishibandianfengshengyemeitingdao，haomensishengziweizhengjichengquan，mingzhengandouhuiduojiliebuyongxiangyezhidao，wenshuyizheicaijuedezheichanghunshimeiyoutaxiangxiangdeneimejiandan。
guaibudehuojinxingzhidaotajialineixieposhier，yemeiyougentajishizhisundeyisini，yuanlaitajialideqingkuanggengweifuza。
wenshuyibuyoudexianruchensi。
ningqingwanmuguangluozaiwenshuyideduzishang，mouseshenleshen：“suoyi，nizheiduzizuihaojiwozhengqiyixie，yaoshinengliangnianbaoliang，neijiugenghaole。”
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