《hushameishi,yinyanghehe》limiandeneirongzheibenxiaoshuoshiliuliualiuliuchude,zhujiaoshihushaerwayinyuanguo,zhuyaojiangshudeshi:kanzhepanghuzhujianyaohuadelian,womayeganjueyouxiejishou。zhongyu,tayinzheliandaheyisheng:「doujiwobizui!……
01cunzhangjiadeshaerziduiwomaxiaolexiao,jiaobuxufudicongwojieguifanglikai。suihou,womazoujinwunei,
kanzhewojiebaixiruningzhibandedongti,yilianguanxindiwendao:“yatou,ganjuehaodianlema?
”wojiebuhaoyisidixiaolexiao,gandongdao:「haoduole,xiexiema。」womalianshangyisong:「hai!woshinima,
genwohaikeqisha?」02yuanben,woyeyiweiwomaduiwojiedeguanxinshizhende。zhidaoneitian,
wojiezaiheqitananrenbanshideshihou,wotoutingdaowomahewobadetanhua。「yatouzuijinzenmeyangle?」
womamaqidaidishuodao:「fangxinba,taxianzaiyitianliangsangenanrendoumanzubule,**yijingyuelaiyuenongyule。
」wodunshiyijing。**?zheishishenmedongxi?wojiezheibingnandaohaiyoushenmexiqiaobucheng?
wobasonglekouqi:「zheiyangjiuhao,cunlinanrendeyangyuanyedoubeicaidechabuduole,suansuanshijian,
**yinggaikuainengningjuchengyinyuanle。」「shia!dengyinyangheheguochengshu,
zanmenjiunengzhongxinzhaohuiqingchun、yanshoubainianla!」“heiheiheihei~”liangrendexiaoshengtingzheyouxieyinsen。
02kanzhelikaiwojieguifangdenanren,wozoujinwunei,jiaowojiequchifan。wojiechuanshangyifu,
jiangxiongqiande**hebainizangzaiculoudemabuyixia,meiyanrusidikanlewoyiyan,lianshangdechunyihaiweixiaotui。
taxiulexiukongqilichuanlaidexiangwei,yilianxingfudidao:「mamajintianyouzuoshancantujitangle?」womomodiantou。
「mashuoshancanzhongzheng,xingwen,zuiyibuqi,diaoliyinyang。」
wojielianshangluchukuailedexiaorong;「mamaduiwozhenhao。」woyouyupianke,zhongyurenbuzhudao:「jie,
nizuijinyoumeiyouganjueshentiyoushenmeyiyang?」「wu?shiyoudian。」「zheiduanshijian,
zongganjuexiongkouhulenghurede,danhaozaibuaishi,guoyihuier,yejiuhaole。」womengditaitou。
xinxiang:「zheinandaojiushisuoweidediaoliyinyang?」wogangxiangzaishuoshenme,
waimianturanchuanlaiwomadeshengyin:「yatou,nimenliangzaiganmani?kuaidianchulai,tanglengleyaoxiaojiuchale!」
wojiedayingyisheng,lazhewochuqu。03chiwanfan,wojiehuiwuxiuxi,womaqueturanjiangwoliuxia。“peng!
”taguanshangfangmen,muguangguiyidikanzhewo。shengyinyouyou:「erwa,darendeshi,xiaohaizibuyaochanhe。」
wohuorantaitou。xinliyouxiehaipa:「ma,nishuoshenmebuyaochanhe?」womadingdingdikanzhewo,
turandao:「nijieshiwomenjianlaide,wairendeshengsi,zhongguiburuzijiarenzhongyao。」woyanjingmengdidengda。
wojieta,shijianlaide!?kanwozhenjingdemoyang,womadebiaoqingjianjianbianderouhe,tacoudaowodeerbian,
wenshengxiyu:“erwaguai,tingmamadehua,youhaochu,mamaziranbuhuiwangjinide。”haochu?
nandaoshitamenshangcitidaodeyinyangheheguo?wobengjindeshentihuanhuanfangsong。ruguowojiebushizhendewojie,
nei......wodezuijiaoqiaorangouqiyimohudu。04yesejianshen,
jintiandezuihouyigenanrencongwojiefangzhongchulai。wodunzaimenkou,kanzhetaliqudebeiying,
youkanlekanwojiedeguifang,turanyouxieqidai。“erwa!”zheishi,
yidaoshuxideshengyindididicongyuanziwaimianchuanlai。wolianmangxiangneibianzouqu。huanwoderen,
shicongxiaojiangwochongdaodadewaipo。yueguangxia,waipodelianseyouxieshabai:「erwa,nijieta,
shibushikuaiyaoningjuyinyuanle?」woyilianzhenjing。zheishi......waipoyezhidao?
waipoxiaoxindikanleyiyanyuannei,jinshendijiangwoladaoyibian,tanqidao:「erwa,nijieneishier,
danfandongdianshushude,douzhidaobuduijing。」「nixiang,tiandixianayouzheimeqiguaidebing?」「danshierwa,
youxieshiqingshizuobudede,zuoleyaozaotianqiande!」waipolianshangluchulianminzhise:「nijiemingku,
nibamayoubeimilexinqiao,meifaquan。」「danniyaojizhu,tamensharenlianguodeshihou,niqianwanbiecanyu!」
「yinwei,nijieshentizhongzangzhexiongxian!」「zheijianshi,meineimerongyide!」woquanshenyizhen,zuibaweiweizhangda。
wojieshentizhongzangzhexiongxian?shenmeyangdexiongxian?wogangxiangwenqingchu,waipoquepailepaiwodenaodai,dao:「haole,
nikuaihuiquba,biebeinibamafaxian。」「jizhu,zheijianshiqianwanbuyaohebierenjiang,
bierenshuoshenmeniyebuyaoxin。」「tingwaipodehua,waipoquanbudongnibama,danyidinghuixiangbanfabaozhunideming!
」meidengwozaiwen,shuowan,waipobianjicongcongdizoule。05diertian,
woshizaiyizhensixinliefeidechaonaoshengzhongbeijingxingde。yuanzhong,buzhishenmeshihouyijingjiaqileyikoudaweng。wengxia,
shiyonghuangtuxinqidezaotai。wojiechishenluotidibeifankunzheguizaiwengzhong,yibianjingkongdejianjiao,
yibianxiangwomaqiujiu。yuanzhong,weimanleren。qizhongdabufendoushihewojieshangguochuangdenanren。zheixierenjiaobuxufu,
mianseyouxiecangbai,liangzhiyanjinggengshiweiweifanqing。dantamendeshuangyan,quetanlandidingzaiwojieshenshang。
panghushiqizhongshencaizuiweizhuangshuode,taxingfendiduiwomashuo:「liangyi,anzhaoshixianshuohaode,womengongxianyuanyang,
daixianguochengshuzhihou,womenyeyaonayifende。」womayilianxiaorong:「fangxin,buhuishaonimende。」
wojiehujiudeshengyinjiaranerzhi,yilianbukezhixindiwangzhepingrijianduitazuihaodemuqin。
wobajibukenaididahoudao:「fangshui,dianhuo!」“hualala”,
jigewudasancudenanrenjiangdatongdatongdeqingshuicongwojietoushangjiaojinqu,dawengyihuierbianyingmanqilai。
womayibajiangwolaguolai,shuo:「erwa,jintianbianshishouhuoderizi,nilaidianhuo!」
wowangzhejiejiejuewangyuandudelian,songranyijing,turanxiangqiwaipoduiwoshuodehua。woshentiyidou,
diuxiawomadijiwodehuochai,xiangcesuopaoqu:「ma,woduziteng!」womacongdishangjianqihuochai,yibiandianhuo,
yibiandama:「meiyongdedongxi!」hong!dahuoxiongxiong,zaizhongrendehuanhuzhong,wojieqilidejiaoshengxiangchetiandi。
06turan,tiandisebian。tianshangdebaiyunshunjianzhuanhei,yaoyidezihongseleidianzaiyuncengzhongzhaxiang。
womamengditaitou,jingyibuding:“yinleinuhou,zheishizenmehuishi?”jiezhe,cunzizhouweideshanshang,
zhayanjianpaochujibaizhihuli,jiangwojiadexiaoyuantuantuanweileqilai,butingdiciyasihou。heide,baide,hongde,
huangde,dajiazheibeizidoumeijianguozheimeduohuli!wobashuangtuiyiruan,chadianbeihaideyi**zuozaidishang。
「wo、womenshibushizaotianqianle?」womalianseyinchen,bishangshuangyan,kouzhongniannianyouci,sihuzaijisuanshenme。
banshang,tacaizhengkaishuangyan,huchuyikouqi:「meishi,xiaoyiwaibale,ququjizhiyehuli,
yewangxiangyurenzhengdou?」tawangxiangzhouweidenanren:「nashangnongju,qiaosizheixiebuzhisihuodeyehuli!」
panghulianpiyidou,zhandouzhewen:「liangyi,zhenyaoda?」womayinhendao:「buda,
yaoshizheixiechushengwuranleyinyuan,jiebuchuxianguo,nimendeyangyuanjiuquanbaifeile!」「daoshihou,
bielaizhaowokuhan!」cihuayichu,zhongrenlianshangdeweijushunjianxiaoshi,bianchengfennu,
haoxiangzijiadecaichanbeisheiqinhaileside。tamenchaoqiyuanjiaodenongju,wusuoweijudixiangzhouweidehulizouqu。
“jiujiujiu——”hulidetonghoushengciqibifu。wojiezaifeishuizhongpikairouzhan,xianxueranhonglezhenggedaweng。
07huquntuiqu,zhongrenhuanhushengsiqi。wowenzhekongqizhongmimandexuexingwei,zhiyuzuoou,lianmangxiangyuanwaipaoqu。
gangchuyuanmen,jiubeiwaipoyibachedaopangbian。tayuanyuandiwangleyiyanyuanzhongneigedaweng,liansecanbai。
wojieyaomeidelianpiyijingbeifeishuitangdiao,luchubaigu。waipozhuazhewodiaotoujiupao。yilushang,
wohaichenjinzaigangcaineifengkuangxuexingdeyimuzhong,naohaizhongyipianjianghu。laidaowaipojia,tabaworengzaidatang,
jiangwuneidemenchuangquanbuguanbi,youconggongfengshenxiangdexiangluzhongzhuaqiliangbaxianghui,zaigegemenchuangqiansachuyidaohuixian,
caizhongyusonglekouqi。「gangcaiyouhuyaozaianzhonggensui,jiexialaiwohenishuodeshijuebunengrangtamentingdao。」
「erwa,nibagangcaifashengdeshicongtoudaoweigenwoshuoyibian。」wojinghunweiding,
zhongfuleyibianjiazhongfashengdebiangu。waipoyoujingyounu:「nizi!nizia!yinleihengkong,yehubiandi,
jingranhaiganqiangxingpengsha!zheishiyaohaisizhenggecunziderena!」woquanshenyizhen,jinghuangdao:「haisizhenggecunzi?
ke、kewomashuozheizhishigexiaoyiwaia。」waipodeliansejiweinankan:「ai,nibudong,
chuxianlezheimedadeyixiang,zenmekenengzhishixiaoyiwai?」waipolianshangyinqingbuding,
taquxiashenxiangshouzhongdefozhudijiwo,zhengzhongdao:「erwa,zheichuanfozhuniyidingyaosuishitieshenshouhao,
tanengbaozhunideming。」「wozhiqianjiuhenishuoguo,nijietineizangzhexiongxian。」「rujin,
tazaiyinleizhanfangzhishibeipengsha,gengyouwushuyehudeyuanqijiachi,tineishaqibeiyindong,biranhuibianchengyaogui,
huilaisuoming!」「wodechuquyitang,xianggefazilaijiejuezheiyaogui。」「waipogubulecunlineimeduoren,
zhinengbaohunimianzaoyaoguishahai,zheichuanfozhu,niqianwanbierangrenherenkandao,zhiyaoyoutazai,
nijiunenganranwuyang!」「jizhu!yaoguihuorenxin,congxianzaikaishi,nisheidehuadoubunengxiangxin!」
waipoyanzhongyouguangshanshuo,dingdewoshentiweiweizhanli。wolianmangjieguofozhu,tieshenzanghao,yonglidiantou:「waipo,
wojizhule!」08dengwohuiqudeshihou,zhiqianshaohuodezaotaizaoyibeichanping,zhiliuxiaquheidedimian。
dawengyeyijingbeixinxiandenitutianman。danbuzhizende,wokanneinitudeyanse,jingshixianyanderuxueyiban。
womakandaowohuilai,pitougailiandimadao:「xiaotuzaizi,gangcaipaonaerqule?」
wonierudao:「wo、wopawojieta......」womazoudaowomianqian,dingdingdikanlewoyihuier,
lianshangdeshenqingturanbianderouheqilai:「buyongpa,magennishuole,tazhishiwomentedizhaolaipeiyuxianguode,
bushiniqinjie。」shuozhe,womademuguangluoxiangdaweng,yanzhongshanshuozheqidaideguangcai。「zuihousantian,
yanglezheimeduonian,zongsuanyaodaoshouhuodeshihoula!」wangzhewomayanzhongdelvguang,worenbuzhuxinliyihan。zhongwu,
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yilianjinghuang。wodingjingyikan,faxianbeikunzhede,jingranshipanghu!cishi,panghuyishuangyanjingbumanxuesi。
zuibatuchu,quanchijianli,lianshangmanshixianxue,haizhanzhejigenjimao,jiuxianghuliside。
tashenpangdezhongniannanrenjinghuangdao:“saozi,nikuailaikankan,panghuta,shibushibeihuyaofushenle?
”womachulaiyikan,lianshangyinqingbuding。「buzhishipanghu,wojianeiwayebianchengzheiyangle,genhuliside,
yigejingerdisiyaojialideshengchu,liantamadouchadianbeitayaole!」「ai!wojiadezaiyeshia!」
「zheikezenmeban?saozi,zhiqianshinirangwomendashaneixieyehulide,rujinchulezheimexiemendeshiqing,
nidexiangbanfajiejuea!」wodunshiyijing,lianmangpaohuiwulinaqijingziyikan。「hu——」
kandaozijiyiqiezhengchang,wocaisongleyikouqi。yuanliderenyuejuyueduo,dajiadouqizuibashedimaiyuanqiwomalai。
kanzhepanghuzhujianyaohuadelian,womayeganjueyouxiejishou。zhongyu,tayinzheliandaheyisheng:「doujiwobizui!
yiqundananren,pidadeshihuangchengzheiyang!meiyongdefeiwu!」womazuoweizheijianshiqingdezhudaozhe,
dajiahuoduitahaishiyouxiejupa。jianwomafahuo,dajiaheleyitiao,yilunshengzhujianpingxi。
kanleyiyanpanghulianshangzhujianzhangchulaidehumao,womayiyaoya,xiangwaimianzouqu。「batamenkunhaodengzhe,
woquchenglizhaogedaoxinggaoshendedashiwenwen。」wangzhewomazhujianyuanqudebeiying,dajiazhongyusonglekouqi。
09xiawu,womazhongyuhuilaile,houmianhaigenzhegemantouyinfadelaodaogu。
womazhizhelaodaogujidajiajieshao:「zheiweishishanshenmiaodemiaozhu,huxiangu,taxiudaoduonian,daoxinggaoshen,
ziranyoubanfajiejuezheixiezuosuideyaonie。」tingwomazheimeshuo,dajialianmangkeqidixianghuxianguxingli。
huxiangudemuguangluodaoyuanzizhongxindeneikoudawengshang,cumeidao:「haozhongdeshaqi。」
takanleyiyanlianshanghumaoyuelaiyuewangshengdepanghu,wen:「nimenzhaorelehuyao?」budengzhongrenhuida,
tajiezhedao:「bu,budui,bushiputongdehuyao,zheishihusha!nimenjiujingzuoleshenme?!」
zhongrenmobuzuosheng,kanxiangwoma。womapeixiaodao:「meishenme,jiushidashaleyixiechongjincunlideyehu。」
「zhishiruci?」huxiangushenshendikanlewomayiyan。womajiandingdao:「zhishiruci!」huxianguchenmopianke,
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jitamenxizao,zinengkezhihusha。」zhongrenyiting,lianliandaoxiehougezisanqu。10zhongrenlikaihou,
womayeraoyouxingqudigenzhepanghutabaquchakanqingkuang。wogangxianggenshangqu,quebeihuxianguyibalazhu。
tashangxiazixidalianglewoyiyan,wen:「niweishenmemeiyoubeihushaqinti?nandao,
nishenshangdaizheshenmekezhitadelingwu?」kezhihushadelingwu?wolikexiangqiwaipojiwodeneichuanfozhu。
wogangxiangkaikou,huadaozuibianqueturanninggu。bu,waiposhuoguo,bunengxiangxinrenheren!
woyaoyaotou:「shenmelingwu?wobuzhidaoa。」huxiangukanzhewolengxiaoliangsheng,quemeiyouzaijixuzhuiwen,
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