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精彩章节

第一章

gonggongbuzhidaocongnaerdaihuilaileyigelaotaitai，manzhewohelaogongzhouchenjiuzhijielinglezheng，

suiranxinyoubuyue，danwomenzuizhonghaishisongshanglezhufu。

kemeixiangdao，laotaitaiyoujiangzijidepiaoliangnverdaihuilejia，

kanzhetazhengtianchuanzheqingliangdeduilaogongsaoshounongzi，

youkanzhelaotaitaiduiwotoulaidetiaoxinyanshen，

wozhongyuyishidaoleshenme，danwokebingbushigerenrennaniederuanshizi......

1

wodegonggongzhoudinggangzaihunle，

qishianlishuolaolaibansuanshigehaoshier，bijingnianjidaderennanmianjuedegudan，

dangonggongquexianzhanhouzou，manzhewohelaogongzhouchenxianlinglejiehunzheng。

haijidebangeyueqianwohezhouchengangdaojia，

jiukanjianyigemoshengdelaotaitaizhengdayaodabaidibantangzaiketingdeshafashang，yibiankanzhedianshiyibiankeqileguazi。

wobeiyanqiandeyimujingdelengzhule，

jimiaozhonghouwocaifanyingguolai，zhengdangwoxiangshangqianzhiwentayigemoshengrenzenmehuichuxianzaiwojiashi，

gonggongquezaizheishihoupaolechulai。

“xiaofang，xiangnijieshaoyixiazheishiwodeerziheerxifu，jiajia，xiaochen，hailengzheganshenme，kuaidianjiaoma。”

gonggongdemihuofayandunshirangwodengdaleyanjing，

xianbushuowohezhouchendoumeiyoujianguozheigenvren，zaishuopopoyebuguocaigangguoshiyinianeryi，womenyoubushibudongshierdejisuihaizi，youzenmenengpingbaiwugudisuisuibianbianjiuduibierenjiaomani？

buyoudewohezhouchenmianmianxiangqu，xiangguwuyan，changmianyeyinciyiduxianruleganga，

buzhidaojiuzheimejiangchileduojiu，gonggongcailvxianyibafuqileneigemingjiaoxiaofangdenvren，ranhoujiangtahongjinlewoshi。

2

“nimenliangshishenmeyisi，chengxinrangwoxiabulaitaishima?”

gonggonggangcongwoshilizouchulai，jiuduiwohezhouchenfaqilepiqi，

“ba，zheidaodishizenmeyihuishi?”

wokanzhezhouchenyouxietieqingdelianse，jiangwomenxinzhongdeyihuowenlechulai，

zhitingwohuayingangluo，gonggong“pa”diyishengjiujianglianggehongbenbenshuaizailechajishang，

dingjingyikan，zhijianshangmianxiezhesangedazi“jiehunzheng”。

“woheliufangyijingjiehunle，jinhoutajiushinimendema，nimenduitabuzunjingneijiushiduiwobuzunjing。”

wobeiyanqiandeyimujingdaile，tingzhegonggongzhandingjietieburongjujuedehua，wobuzhidaoyinggaishuoshenmecaihao，

“ba，womabuguocaiqushiyinian，nijiuyoujiehunle?”

zhouchenwuzhezijidexinkou，yilianbukezhixindikanxianglegonggong，

erwoyezaicikezhuaqileneiliangbenjiehunzheng，fanfuquerenzheiyiqiedoushizhenshidehou，woyoukanlekanlingzhengdeshijian，shangmianheranxianshizhederiqijingranjiushijintian。

“rensirudengmie，nimayijingzoule，zongbunengranghuozhederenzheimegudandeguowanxiabanbeiziba，wohaoburongyiyushanglegeheyanyuande，nanbuchengnimenhaixiangchaisanwomen?”

gonggonglizhiqizhuangdizhiwenqilewohezhouchen，yanqiandeyimuduiwodechongjilishizaitaida，

jiuzaiwobuzhidaogaizuohehuiyingshi，naohaizhongturanxiangqilepopohaizaishishixinlaocaochizheigejiadehuamian。

yushizaiminleminchunhou，wozhongyuguqiyongqiduishanglegonggongdeyanshen，

“ba，huasuiranshizheimeshuo，danshinijiehunzheimedadeshiqingyeyinggaitiqiangenwohezhouchenshuoyixiaba，xianbushuonilianzhaohudoubudadejiubarendaihuijia，niyishanglaijiurangwomenhantama，menxinziwen，buguanshisheidoushijiaobuchulaideba。”

3

woyigunaoerdijiangxinlidehuaquandoushuolechulai，

“dui，jiajiashuodeyezhengshiwoxiangshuode。”

zhouchenyibazuanzhulewodeshou，zhanzailewodeshenpang，

gonggongkanzhewomenliangzhanzaitadeduilimian，zizhilikuidetabuzaishuohua，ershiduizhewomenhengleyishengjiuyouhuilewoshi。

jiuzheiyangguolejitian，wohezhouchenzuihouhaishixuanzeletuoxie，heliufanghepinggongchuleqilai，

yuanyinwuta，bijinggonggongshilaogongdefuqin，shitaxianzaizaizheigeshijieshangzuiqinjinderen。

danduiyuhanliufangmazheijianshiqing，queshiwohelaogongdedixian，

haozaigonggongkanchulezheidian，yemeiyouzaiqiangqiuwohezhouchenshenme，womenbicixinzhaobuxuan，riziyejiuzheiyangjixupingjingdiguozhe。

zhishizaikanzhegonggongyinweiliufangdedaolai，erzhengrijingshendousoudemoyang，

woxinlinanmianhuiyongchuyisiweipopogandaobuzhideqingxu，wodepopozhaolingshiyigehenhaoderen，

haijidezaiwodiyicibaifangtamendeshihou，popojiuduiwoshifenreqing，

mianduigonggongdexiamaweiheshibushiduiwodediaonan，popoyehuishishidiweiwokaijie，shenzhizaiwolinzoushihaidandufuzaiwodeerbianrangwobiejieyi。

jiuzheiyang，wocongyikaishijiuduipopoyoulehenhaodeyinxiang，

yezhengyinweiyouzheiyangyigemingshilidepopo，kaolvdaohunhoubuhuichuxianpoximaodun，suoyizaidangchuyegengjiajiandinglewojiajizhouchendejuexin。

4

hezhouchenjiehunhou，wohepopoxiangchudejiugengweirongqiale，

womenshichangyiqitantianshuodi，youshuoyouxiao，kanzhegenbenjiubuxiangpoxi，fanergengxiangshiwangnianjiaodecunzai。

zhidaowoshengxiaerzizhouzhouhou，popoduiwodezhaogujiugengshixizhiruweile，

zhiyaotazaideshihou，conglaibuyongwoshenshouzuorenhejiawu，

manghuowanjiashierhouhaihuihewoyiqizhaokanhaizi。

popoduiwomendefuchuwokanzaiyanli，jizaixinli，

danmeidangwojitamaidianshenmedongxishi，taquezongshituituozhejujue，shuozijiyongbuzhe，rangwobaqianyongzaizijideshenshang，

neishidewoshichangduizijideqinpenghaoyouxuanyaozhezijiyougehaopopo。

zheiyangmingmeiderizichixulehenduonian，yizhidaozhouzhouliusuideshihou，

neitianzhenghaoshiyuedi，yinweiwotizaowanchenglezheigeyuedeyeji，suoyizaozaodijiuxialeban。

youyutianre，yilushangwochulehenduohan，zhannidehanzhubuduandishunzhewodeejiaoshenchu，

suoyiyidaojia，wolimajiurengxialeshoulilinzhededabaoxiaobao，ranhoujiuzhizhidichongjinweishengjianzhunbeihaohaoxishuyifan。

qingliangdeshuizhuhuaguowodemeiyicunjifu，tongshiyesaoqulewoxinlidefanzao，

zhengdangwoyilianqingshuangdizhunbeizouchuweishengjianshi，yuguangqueyixiazipiedaoleyipangdematongshangmianjingrandaizhesisixueji。

weilequebaozijimeiyoukancuo，wohaiteyiyouzhehuibangeyijingtanchuqudeshenzi，pazaimatongpangkaishixixidaliangleqilai，

zhidaoquedinglezheijiushixuejishi，wodunshibeijingdimaoleyishenlenghan，yinweizheimoxuejizhiyoukenengshiwomenjializheijigerende。

5

wohezhouchenyidazaojiuganqushangbanle，zhouzhouyequshangxuele，suoyizheijuebushitamenliangde，

ergonggongzezhengtianzaiwaimianbushidapaijiushixiaxiangqi，suoyizheiyiqiehaoxiangdouzaicikezhixiangleyigeren。

wolaibujizaixixiang，zhijieyibatuikailepopodefangmen，

quebuxiangyingruwoyanliandezhengshipoposhifentongkudiwuzheduzizaichuangshangdagundehuamian。

wobeiyanqiandeyimuhedaole，fanyingguolaihoujiulikechongdaolepoposhenqian，

“ma，nizenmele?nabushufu?zanmenxianzaiquyiyuan！！！”

woyibianxunwenzhepopoqingkuangyibianfanzhaoqileshoujizhunbeibodajijiudianhua，danpopoquezaicikeyibalanzhulewo。

“jiajia，mameishier，zheishilaomaobingle，nixianquketingdechoutilijimazhaoliangpianzhitengpian。”

tingdaoshilaomaobing，woxuanzhedexindunshifanglexialai，

danbuguoyishun，youbeitileshangqu，yinweijiehunzheimeduonianwokeconglaimeiyoutingsheishuoguopopoyoushenmelaomaobingdeshier。

buguocikewohaishianzhepopodeyaoqiu，zhaochulelianglizhitengpian，ranhouyoudaoleyibeiwenshuididaoletashoubian，

dagaiguolebanxiaoshizuoyou，kanzhepoponeizhujianpingjingxialaidelianse，wocaizhongyuzhangzhangdihuleyikouqi。

“ma，weishengjiandexueshinitude?”

wofushangpopodejianbang，yilianguanqiedixunwenqilepopo，

quezaiduishangpopodeyanjingshikanjianletaneishanduodeyanshen，wozhidaotazheishibuxiangchengren，haixiangjixuyinman。

yushiwoqiangyingdibaiguotadejianbang，

jinhudaizheaiqiudeyuqidao:“ma，daodifashengshenmeshiqingle?womenshiyijiaren，niyoushenmeshibukeyigaosuwode?”

6

wojinliangbaochizheqingxudepingjing，danzaishuohuashihaishizhibuzhushengyindezhandou，

wodeyugangaosuwozheiyiqiebingmeiyouzheimejiandan。

popozaikandaowoxumanleihuadeyanjingshi，zhongyushihuangleshen，

pailepaiwodebeilianliananfuqilewo，zuihoujianwoshitielexindeyaogaoqingchuqingkuang，popowunaiditanlekouqi，ranhouhuanhuanduiwoshuoqiletadeshentiqingkuang。

yuanlaizaozaihenduonianqian，popojiushichanghuiganjuedaoweiteng，

danneishidetabingmeiyoubazheijianshiqingfangzaixinshang，zhijuedeshiyixiexiaobingxiaozai，chidianzhitengpianjiuhuihao，suoyiyegengmeiyouhejialirentouluguozheigeqingkuang。

zhidaojinliangnian，youqishizuijinzheiyilianggeyue，tameitiandouhuijuedeweitong，bingqiehaihuibansuizhetuxue，

meiyicidourangtajuedetongbuyusheng，napashichizhitengpian，yebuzaixiangcongqianneibanyoutaixianzhudexiaoguole。

tingwanpopodehua，wojuedezijidexueyedouzaicikeningguzhule，

yigebuhaodexiangfayedunshichuxianzailewodenaohaidangzhong，

wozhidaotaobijiejuebulerenhewenti，yushizaizhendinghou，wojiulikeguahaoleshizhongxindeyiyuan。

ranhoujiuyinglazhepopo，kaicheqianwangyiyuanzuojiancha，

jinguanyilushangwohaianweizhepopoyiqieyouwo，danwonengqingchudeganjuedaozijiwozhefangxiangpandeshoudouzaizhandou。

jianchajieguohenkuaijiuchulaile，suiranyijingyouleyixiexinlizhunbei，

danshizaitingdaopopoyijingfazhandaoweiaiwanqi，wufazaizuorenhebujiudeshihou，wohaishikongzhibuzhudidakuleqilai。

7

henkuai，dezhizheigexiaoxidelaogonghegonggongyeluxugandaoleyiyuan，

womenyijiarendoulongzhaozaiyigunongliedebeishangdangzhong，

danmingmingzuigaitongkudepopoquefanguolaianweiqilewomen。

yinweibingqingyijingfazhandaowanqi，zaijiashangpoponiansuiyigao，jingbuqishoushuhehualiaodezheteng，

suoyizhiyongleduanduansangeyue，popojiulikailerenshi，zhidaoxianzaiwodounengqingchudejide，neitianpopodingzhulewohaoduohaoduodehua，

erwozeyidukudaoxiuke。suiranwojieshoulegonggongzaihundexiaoxi，danwoqueyizhixiangbutongtaweishenmehuizheimekuaijiuzouchulebeishang，duizhelingwaiyigenvrenxuhanwennuanleqilai，

xiangdangchu，taduipopokeconglaimeizheimeyouguonaixin，bijingruguotazhendebapopofangzaixinli，tamenchaoxixiangchu，youzenmehuilundaowozheigeerxifulvxianfaxianpopodebing?

suoyiziconggonggongzaihunhou，woyeyiduzhiyiqiletaderenpin，

duidaineigeliufang，yegengshiwulunzenyangdouxihuanbuqilai。

turanyizhendianhualingxiangqi，anxialejietongjianhou，wocaifaxianzheishigonggongdalaidedianhua，

haibudengwokaikouxunwen，gonggongjiulvxianshuoqilehua，

“jiajia，nixiabanhuilaihouqucaishichangmaidianyuxiazhileidehaixian，jintianwanshangduozuojigecai。”

tingzhegonggongneidaizhexiaoyideshuanglangshengyin，

suiranwobuzhidaotahululimaidedaodishishenmeyao，danhaishiyinglexialai。

henkuaijiudaolexiabandeshijian，zaishoushihaogongweihou，

wojiuanzhegonggongdeyaoqiuqufujindeshichangmailehenduoxinxiandehaixian，ranhoucailinzhedabaoxiaobaocongcongwanghuilejia。

8

sheizhidaowogangyijinmen，jiukanjianyigeshencaiaotudenianqingnvrenzhenghegonggongyoushuoyouxiaodiliaozhetian，

zhidaokandaowomanshiyihuodeyanshenhou，gonggongzheicaiqishenlaidaolewoshenqian，

“jiajiaa，zheiweishiniliuayidenver，liunana，jintiangangzuohuocheguolaitoubenniliuayi。”

haibudengwokaikoushuoxieshenme，

yipangdeliunanajiuluchuleyigeruhuabandexiaorong，tiantiandixiangwodaqilezhaohu。

bingzheshenshoubudaxiaolianrendedaoli，wobingmeiyouzaiduoshuoshenme，

ershiduitaweiweihanshouhou，jiuduzilaidaochufangzuoqilejintiandewancan，

zhishizaizuofanshi，wodeyuguangouerhaihuipiexiangzhengzuozaiketinglideliufangheliunana，yizhongchuyunvrendezhijuegaosuwo，zheiduimunvbingbujiandan。

henkuai，wojiujiangzuohaodecaiduanshanglezhuozishang，

kanzhezheiyizhuozidemeiweijiayao，zaikankancanzhuoshangdemunverren，woyixiazijiumeiyouleweikou。

jiuzaidajiaananjingjingchifandeshihou，gonggongquezaicishituranzhanqileshen，

zhikantakesouleliangsheng，qingleqingsangzi，ranhoucaihuanhuanzhangkailezui，

“jiajia，xiaochen，niliuyiyijinggenlewo，neijiusuanshizanmenjiaderenle，tadenverneiyejiushiwodenver，

rujinnanazhishenyirenqianlaitoubenwomen，womenmeiyouganrenjiazoudedaoli，zheijianshiqingwojiuzuozhule，jinhounanajiuxianzaizanmenjiadekefangzhuxiale。”

haibudengwobiaotai，yipangdeliunanajiulikejieguolehuacha，

zaixixiaoyankaidiganxielegonggongyifanhou，haigonggongjingjingdiweitazhenleyibeijiu。