feichangchusededoushishenghuogushi,《hutishiba》deqingjiexinibusutao,zhuxianmingxian,renwuhuolinghuoxian,zhendehenzhide。zhujiaoshimunianhaolujunhao,xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:shafashangzuozheyiduishaoyexiaojie,gujidoushicongxiaohelujunhaowandaodade,yilianbuxiedeshangxiadaliangzhewo。yougeduanzhejiubeidenvshenggengshicongbikongli「chi」leyisheng……
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「haoge!goufugui,wuxiangwang!dixiongmendengni!」
wowuyudechechezuijiao,bilegeokdeshoushi。
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wowusuoweidekanzhetamen,qishixinlibingmeiyoutai**dong。
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「didi,woshilujunhao,nide,gege…….duibuqi,doushiwoqiangzoulenishiqinianderensheng……」
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「zheiwei,elushaoye,ninengbiekulema?
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wolandelitamen,chuimoukanxiangchuangwaidefengjing。
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banshang,wodehaomuqinxiankailekou。
「nianhao,duibuqi,dannigegebushiguyide。tataishanliangle,rongyiduochoushangan。dantazhendezhishiduinihenkuijiu。」
fuqinzaiyipangfuhezhediantou。
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「nianhao,xiaohaotazhishiyouxiehaipanihuilailewomenhuibuyaota,biequguaitahaoma?
erqie,huiquhouniyidingyaohaohaogaigainizhiqiandeyangzi。niqiaoqiaonizheichuandeyangzi,xianggexiaohunhun,erqiezenmehaichouyanni?haohaizizenmenengzuochuzheixiexingweini?
xiangxiaohaozheiyangshanliangyouli,caishihaohaizigaiyoudeyangzi。」
suishuoshihaoyanxiangquan,keyuqizhongquedaizheyisiminglingdeyiwei。
dagaishishuochulailujiarencikedexinlihua,wodefumubuzhudediantou。
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