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“guoneidekongqizhenshiyuelaiyuechale。”
suruizhanzaijichangdemenkou，shenshendexileyikoushoudoudekongqi，yanyuzhizhongsuiranzaibishi，danshilianshangqueluchulesishimianhuaisishimanzudexiaorong。
yijinghenjiumeiyouhuidaohuaxiale，zhayihuilai，jiulianzheidaizhedandanwumaidekongqidourangrenganjuedaowubideqinqie。
tahenxiangchezhesangzihanyisheng“wohuilaile”，buguoaiyuzhouweiderentaiduole，suruikebuxiangbeirendangchengshazikandai，haishirenzhulefaxieyixiadexiangfa。
“zheicihuilai，jiubuzhejizouleba？shaoshuoyededaishangyilianggeyue，shibushi？”suruiduizhekongqiwenleyiju，danshiquemeiyourennenggouhuidata。
zheicaigangdaowuyuezhongxun，tianqijiuyijingreleqilai，meinvmenpobujidaidekaishihuanshangletamenzaojiuyijingzhunbeihaodexiazhuang，youqishilvkeliuliangjidadeninghaijichang，youmeiyoubaidedatuiyijingkaishihuangrenyanjing。
suruichuanzheyijianhongsedegezichenshan，chenshanxiabaizhazaihetidexiuxiankuzhong，xianchutingbadeshencai。tadeyoushoulinzheyigekanqilaizhidijiweibucuodeyinseshoutixiang，yanranyifuchenggongrenshidedaban。
keshi，yuzheifudabanbutongdeshi，tazhengyi**zuozaijichangchukoudetaijieshang，yibianhezhekuangquanshui，yibianxiaomimidedaliangzhelailaiwangwangdemeinvmen。fanzhengzheihuangyandedatuiyebuyaoqian，bukanbaibukan。
zaixifangdaidetaijiule，zhenggerendouyinanlebushao，rujinzhonghuiguonei，ziranxuyaohaohaodefangsongyixia，diaozhengdiaozhengxinqing。
suruiwanquanbuguxingxiangdezuozaitaijieshang，yibiankanzhemeinv，yibiantaochushouji，boleyigekanqilaihenqiguaidehaoma——yinweizheihaomazuzuyouershiweishuzi！
“wei，woyijingdaoleninghai，nihaibubazheicirenwudejutineironggaosuwome？”suruihenbumandishuodao，pingjiexianzaideshenfen，yijinghenshaoyourennenggouqingdedongtale，ruguobushiyinweicengjingxuledianhuaneiduandenanrenyigechengnuo，shuozhiyaoduifangyudaokunnan，zijiyidinghuihaobuyouyudechushouxiangbang，fouzesuruicaibuhuiwanlitiaotiaodecongxifanghuidaohuaxia。
erzuirangrenxinlibupinghengdeshi，zheicirenwu——juranshimianfeide。
“woguoranmeikancuo，nizhendehuilaile，nimeibian，haishidangchudeneigesurui……”dianhuaneiduandeshengyinxiandeyouxiejidong。
“shaotamadezaizheilishanqing，laozihenimenyidianguanxidoumeiyou，ranglaozimianfeidongshou，zheihaishidiyici！wogaosuni，bangwanzheicimang，jueduibuhuiyouxiacile！”suruibazuilidekouxiangtangehenhenditudaolelajitongli，kanqilaiyouxiebunaifan：“kuaishuo，daodishenmeshi！”
pangbianluguodeyigejichanganbaozhijiekandaile，yinweisuruizheiyixia，suiranbakouxiangtangjingzhunwuwuditudaolelajitongzhong，danneiqueshimaluduimiandelajitong，zhongjianhaigezheshilaimidejuli！
“wozhiyaonibangwoweiyigerenjiejueyixiemafan。”
“bangrenjiejuemafan？shei？”suruicuoqizuichun，duizheshenbianjingguodemeinvlaleyigekoushao，zhiyaoshixianlichuxianmeinv，tadeqingxuzongshihuifudehenkuai。
suruizaiwenhuadeshihou，zhishibazhongdianfangzaibangzhuduixiangshang，quehulveleduifangsuoshuode“yixiemafan”。
“bikangyaoyejituandongshizhanglinfuzhang，bu，gengqueqiedeshuo，shilinfuzhangdedushengnv，linaoxue。”
“weishenmebangzhuta，jigeliyou，woshenzhidoubuzhidaotazhangshenmeyang。”
“linaoxueshishoudoudaxuegaofenzizhuanyeheguanlikexuezhuanyeshuangliaoshuoshibiye，muqianrenbikangjituanzhixingzongcaijianyanfabuzongjian，lianggeyuezhiqianzaiquanweikexuezazhi《ziran》shangfabiaoyipianlunwen，yinqiguoneiwaihongdong。”
“haishigexuebaa，tafabiaodeshenmelunwen？”suruitiaoletiaomei。
“liyonggaofenzishouduanzaiweiguanshanghechengsancuoanlun。”
“sancuoanlun？wozhidao，zheishijingshenbingyaopindezhuyaochengfen，hengui。”
duimiandenanshenggengjiadichen：“keshinibuzhidao，linaoxueyebuzhidao，zheizhongsancuoanlunzhiyaozaijinxingyicijiandandehuaxuehecheng，jiugouchengle‘x-one’dezhuyaoyuanliao。”
“x-one？”suruidemeitouzhouqi：“shineizhongfengmioumeidexinxingdupin？”
“bucuo！linaoxuedezheizhonghechengfangfa，bioumeixianyoudetilianfangfagengjiadejianjie，chengbendilewubeibuzhi！wulunshiguojiyaoqihaishidixiaduxiao，doubalinaoxuedezhuanliquandangchenglezhizaibidededongxi！”
“linfuzhangyeyishidaozheipianlunwendefabiaojitanverderenshenanquandailailejidadeyinhuan，zheicaizhaodaowobangmang，wohetadangnianyouguomingdejiaoqing……”
“yejiushishuo，xifangheianshijiedingshanglezheidongxi？”
suruishengyindichendewenleyiju，ba“xifangheianshijie”zheiliugeziyaodehenzhong！
yinwei，taganggangcongneilihuilai！
“yekeyizheiyangrenwei，wozhidao，niduitamenbijiaoshuxi……”
“haoba，biefeihuale，wohaiyouyigewenti。”suruidemeitoutiaoletiao：“zheicirenwudeqixianshiduojiu？yigeyue？haishilianggeyue？niyaozhidao，wozaiguowaihenmangde。”
dianhuaneiduandenanrenbuhaoyisidexiaolexiao：“zheige……zanshihaibuzhidaoqixian。”
“weishenmezheigexiaoxixianzaicaigaosuwo？”
“wopazaogaosuni，nijiubulaile。”
“**，laozichedibeinikengle！”suruiyitingmeiyouqixian，zhijiebadianhuaguadiao！guowaihaiyouyiduishiqingyaochuli，zheibianjuranshuorenwumeiyouqixian！
suruiyuexiangyueshengqi，zheigejiaolinaoxuedenvren，meishifabiaoshenmelaoshenzilunwen，jizijireleneimedademafanhaibuzizhi！xifangheianshijie，neishikaiwanxiaodema？
tazuozaitaijieshang，yishuaixigai，xiangyaobakuangquanshuipingtidaomaluduimiandelajitongli。
keshi，zheikuangquanshuipingbingmeiyouruyuanfeidaolajitongzhong，fanerzaikongzhonghuachuyidaoyoumeidepaowuxian，jizhongleyimingmeinvdecetun！
zheimeinvkanqilaiyejiushiershijisuideyangzi，gezigaotiao，jifuxuebai，chuanzheyishenboximiyazhangqun，xiongqiandegaosongjiweixiyinyanqiu，rangrenrenbuzhuxiangyaoshenshouqutiyanyixianeizhanzhanweiweideshougan。bitadeshencaigengliangyandeshitaderongmao，jihumeidewuxiekeji，sanbailiushiduwusijiao，jingzhidaolejidian。
tazouzaijichangqiandelushang，jihujiheleqianhouzuoyousuoyoudemuguang，henshijingyan。
beikuangquanshuipingjizhongzhihou，zheimingmeinvbennengdefachuyishengjingjiao，wuleyixiacetun，ranhoulenglengdekanlesuruiyiyan。
suruizheiyijiaokebusuanqing，gumozhebeijizhongdedifangyinggaiyijingchuxianlehongzhong。
tayemeixiangdaohuifashengzheizhongqingkuang，lengleyixia。
dangran，zheilengshendezhuyaoyuanyin，haishiyouyuzheigeguniangzhangdeshizaishitaipiaoliangle，yishenbingshanqizhijiweidetebie，jibiancishilenglengdingzherenkan，douhuirangrennanyinuokaimuguang。
beimeinvzheiyangnumuershi，suruilengshenzhihou，xiaomimidebailebaishou，wanquanmeiyourenhedaoqiandejuewu：“hai，meinv，niwoxiangjianjishiyouyuan，wolvedongzhanbu，guanniyintangfaheitoudingxiongzhao，ruguoniyoushijiandehua，keyitingwojieshiyixia。”
wenyan，meinvsongkaiwuzhucetundeshou，lengbingbingdewendao：“nishuosheitoudingxiongzhao？”
zhengchangrentingsuruizheihua，douyiweishizaizhouziji，jiusuanpiqizaihaoyehuibugaoxing，genghekuanghaishibeitileyijiaodeqiantixia，keshizheibingmeirenyouzenmehuizhidao，suruidehuayulibaohanlelingwaiyicengyisi，yintongyibutong，huaxiayuyanjiushibodajingshen。
suruideyanguangcongmeinvdexiongqiansaoguo：“dangranshinia，zanmenxiangfengjishiyouyuan，zheiyigekuangquanshuiping，jiushiniwozhijiandehongxian。yaobuzanmenzhaogedifangzuozuoliaoliaotian？wojinisuansuanruhejiechuxiongzhao，bu，xiongzhao……”
meinvdemuguangyufabingleng。
suruiheiheiyixiao：“jiusuanbuliaotianyexing，zanmenhuliugetongxunfangshiba。”
tatishangleziji，haiganyaolianxifangshi？zheiweimeinvduibuyaoliandesuruiyijingrenwukerenle：“ruguonizaiduoshuoyijuhua，wojiurangrenbanidiudaoningjiangliweiyu！”
meinvlengbingbingdijinggaodao，shubuzhitazheiyangdemianwubiaoqingluozaisuruideyanzhonggengshibiejuyifanfengqing。
“lameizia，wogengxihuanle！”duiyumeinvdejinggao，suruixiaomimide，sihaobuyiweiyi，aimeizhixinrenjieyouzhima，zijizhibuguoshiduoshuolejijuhua，youbushifanleshenmelebudededacuo。
suruigangshuowan，jiuganjuedaolianshangchuanlaileyizhenbingliang，yuanlaineibingshanmeinvyijingningkaishouzhongdekuangquanshuiping，jiangshengxiadeshuijinshushuaidaolesuruideshenshang，ranhouzhuanshenjiuzou！
“zhenshitaiguofenle！”suruimoleyibalianshangdeshui，calecashiluludetoufa，duizhemeinvdebeiyingfenfenbupingdeshuodao：
“bujiushituizhangleyidian，xiongbudaleyidian，zhangdepiaoliangleyidianma，youshenmelebuqide，zheiyangjiukeyisuibianyongshuiporenma？youbenshinizailaipoyici，wobaozhengbubanidequnzizhuaidiao……”suruishilinlindezuozaitaijieshangsuisuinian，kanqilaiyuannianwuxian。
bingshanmeinvxianrantingdaolesuruineibudayueerdehua，jiaobutingdunleyixia，bianjixuxiangqianzouqu。
zaijichangdechukou，yijingyouyiliangheisedelaosilaisihuanyingzhengdengzheta，yijiandaomeinvguolai，liangmingshenzheheisexizhuang、daizhemojing，kanqilaishibaobiaomoyangdenanrenlianmanglakaichemen，gonggongjingjingdebazheiweibingshanmeinvqingjinqu。
“aiyou，kanqilaishifuhaorenjiadedaxiaojiema，laosilaisihuanying，zuishaoyedezhiqibaiduowan。”suruizabazhezuicongdishangzhanqishenlai，nalihaiyoubandianyuanniandemoyang。
“xianzhemeishidiaoxidiaoxiguniang，maosizheijiexialaideshenghuoyetingbucuode。”suruixiaomimide，shenshoulanleyiliangchuzuche，zuanjinqushuodao：“shifu，qubikangyaoye。”
“xiaohuozi，kannixiangshigehaiguimoyang，qubikangjituangongzuoma？neikeshininghaiyoumingdedaqiyea，jushuobaoanyigeyuedegongzidounengnadaobaqianduo。”wulunshizaihuaxiaderenheyigedifang，chuzuchesijidoushizuinengkandexingye，meiyouzhiyi。
“neimegao？”suruiyouxienanyizhixin。
“neishidangranle，jushuobaoandoushiqiantiaowanxuan，erqieyaoyougongfudizi，niyiweisuisuibianbianyigerenjiunengjinbikangyaoyejituangongzuoma？”chuzuchesijiyitiqibikang，ganjuehenshijiaoao，bijingshininghaibentujueqideyaoqidae，bendirendouhenzihao。
“woxiang，woyinggaishiquyingpindeba。”suruisikaoleyixia，youxiebuquedingdeshuodao。
“yingpinjiushiyingpin，shenmejiaoyinggaishiquyingpin？lianzheidiandiqihezixindoumeiyou，zenmenengjinbikangjituan？”chuzuchesijihentiebuchenggangdishuodao。
suruixiaolexiao，sihaobuyiweiyi，yebuzaishuohua，sihushixiangqileshenmewangshi。
chezizaibikangguangchangqiantingxia，suruizouxiache，kanzheneigaosongruyundebikangzongbudashahekuanguangdelouqianguangchang，bujingankaileyiju：“zhenshigoudahua！”
shuoba，tabianmaibuzoujindashazhong。
“xianshengninhao，qingwenninyoushenmeshima？”
youyumeiyougongzuozheng，suruiyijindatingjiubeilianggeqiantaixiaojielanlexialai。
suruiqihuhudishuodao：“wozhaolinfuzhang。”
“linfuzhang？zheimingzihaoshuxia。”yigeqiantaixiaojieyunyunhuhudeshuodao，haimeiyoufanyingguolai。
“linfuzhangshiwomendedongshizhang！”lingyigeqiantaijinghudao。
yenanguai，duiyubikangyaoyezheizhongchaodaxingyaoqi，dongshizhangdoushigaogaozaishangdeyuhuangdadi，zheixieputongdegongzuorenyuanziranshinandeyijiande。
“wozhaodejiushinimendedongshizhang！”
“qingwenxianshengninguixing？”
“woxingsu。”mianduilianggezhangxiangtianmeideguniang，suruiziranbuhaozaijixufaxiebuman。
qiantaixunsudefankanzhedongshizhangdexingchenganpai，danshiquemeifaxianyigexingsudexianshengyouyuyue。
“xiansheng，duibuqi，dongshizhangjintiandexingchengyijinganpaimanle，bingmeiyounindeyuyue，ninbunengjinqu。”lianggeqiantaixiaojiekandaosuruiqishixiongxiongdeguolai，haiyiweitagendongshizhangshijiuxiangshini，meixiangdaogenbenmeiyouyuyue，xianranshipianrende。
“aiyo，zhenshixinxianle，zhaowolaibangtajiejuewenti，queliandamendouburangwojinqu。”suruilengxiaoleyixia，ranhouduiqiantaixiaojieshuo：“nimenzuihaojilinfuzhangdagedianhua，rangtaqinzilaijiewo，fouzesancuoanlundeshiqingwojiubuzhunbeibangmangle。”
“sancuoanlunshishenme？”lianggeqiantaixiaojieduishileyixia，xianrantingbumingbaisuruidehua，shuodao：“buhaoyisi，womenshizaimeiyouquanxianzhijiejidongshizhanghuibao，ninhaishilikaiba。”
“suanle，nimenbudadianhuayexing，shihuagaosunimenba，woshinimendongshizhangqindiandenvxu，nimenburangwoshangqu，youkaolvguohouguoma？”suruihaibuzhidaoneigelinaoxueshimeishichouni，weilebangzheigemang，tazhenshihuochuqule。
“dongshizhangdenvxu？yejiushizongcaidenanpengyou……zhei……zheizenmekeneng？”lianggeqiantaixiaoguniangmingxianmeijianguoshenmeshimian，sanxialiangxiajiubeisuruijihuzhule。
yaozhidao，linaoxuekeshihaochengninghaishangjiediyimeinv，buzhidaoyouduoshaohuangjindanshenhanxiangyaoqudaozheigejueshimeinv，chengweibikangjituandechenglongkuaixu，yidaoqingrenjieqixishenmede，tashoudaodexianhuadoudeyongkachelaizhuang！danshilinaoxueyixinpuzaiqiyeshang，duirenduishidoulengbingbingde，genbenmeiyouxinsigaogerenganqing！
“zenmebukenenga，wogenlinaoxuezaiandilihaolehenduonianle！”suruixiaomimideshuodao。
zheigeshihou，congdatingdemenkouchuanlaileyijubinglengzhijidehuayu。
“nishuosheigennihaolehenduonian？”
tingdaozheishengyin，liangmingqiantaixiaomeilijijinruohanchan，suruiganjuedaoshengyinyouxieshuxi，lianmangzhuanguolian，quefaxianshuozheihuadebushibieren，zhengshizhiqianzijishuorenjia“toudingxiongzhao”demeinv。
zheimeinvzhanzaizheili，haosizhenggedatingdouyinweitaderongyanerminglianglejifen。
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