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第8章他是上门女婿
xiaonvhaidemuqinmanlianshilei：“yisheng，nikanwonverdaodizenmele，zenmeliandoubai，zuichunqueheilele？”
zhensuonei，jiweiyishengjieshishushouwuce：“kantadezhengzhuangyinggaishizhongdule，tayoumeiyoubeishenmedongxiyaole，huozhechileshenmeyoududedongxi？”
“wobuzhidaoa，yigexiaoshiqiantahaizailaojiawanzhe，woganggangdaichulaitajiuhunmiguoqule！”
muqinkudeshengleijuxia：“yisheng，wonverhuibuhuisia，tacaiwusui，bunengrangtasilea！”
jimingyishengmianmianxiangqu，liansedoufeichangningzhong：“xianzaibuzhidaotazhongleshenmedu，womenzheilishebeiyouxian，yemeiyouxueqing，bunengmaoranjitaxiayaodazhen，zhidedengjiuhuchelaile！”
zhouweirexindequnzhongrangrangdao：“ganggangwobao120le，buguoxianzaishichifanshijian，waimiangujiyaoduchea！”
“堵车？”
wulunshimuqinhaishijimingyisheng，xinzangdunshibaliangbaliangdede：“zheibingqingtuobude，huisirende！”
qunzhongmenkanzhehunmibuxingdexiaonvhai，fenfentanxi：“neimekeaidexiaonvwazhenyaozheiyangmeile，neideduokexia。yishengmen，xiangyixiangbanfaba！”
muqinyishiyouxieqingxushikong，zhijiejiyishengmenguixiaketou：“yisheng，woqiuninmendafacibei，jiujiuwoguinv，woqiuninmenle！”
“aiyou，nibiezheiyang。”
yishengmenhenshiweinan，tamenbushibuxiangjiu，neizhenshimeitiaojianmeibanfabushi！
qunzhongmenkandaozheiyuefabeijudeyimu，doutebiedejiuxin，youxieyanjiaodouyichuleihualai。
zhenshikeliantianxiafumuxin，erneixiaonvwanianjiqingqingjiuyaoyaozhe，yeshikebeia。
bailangjianzhuang，meitouqingzhou，gubudetinghaopolanzixingche，kuaibuzoulai：“rangwoqiaoqiao！”
suoyourenkandaobailangchuanzhexifurucishuaiqi，dunshijingxi：“ni，nishiyishengma？”
zuoweiyimingmingtangxiangchehuaxia，chenfuyishujiedeshenyi，bailangguoduandiantou：“woshiyisheng。”
zhongrentingyan，fenfenjidong：“kantazheitaoangguidexifujiuzhidaotashidayishengle！zheicixiaonvwayoujiule！”
muqinyilianleishui，panzhexiaonvwanengxinglai：“guinvnichengzhe，youyishengnengjiunile！”
kaishizhensuojimingyishengqueyouxiedanyou：“neimezheiweixiansheng，nengfouchushiyixianideyishengzhizhao？xingyijiurenshizerendashi，womenzhensuobunengrangmeizhengdesuibianjiuren。”
bailangmeigudeshangtuoxiaxifu，ershizhijiejuanqixifuyixiujiuyaoxiashou：“womingbainimensuoshuo，keshiwojintianchulaichifan，wangdaizhengjianle。”
keshiyourenhanhuale：“zheigenanrenwozaicaishichangjianguo，tazhangmuniangshuotashishangmennvxumeidianyongchu，tacaibushiyisheng！”
“shenme，shangmennvxu？”
zhongrendachiyijing：“bushiyishengjiushenmeren，neibushiwannongshengmingma？taiguofenle！”
“tazhenyaoyoubenshi，haiyongdezhezuoshangmennvxu，ganjinjiaotazou，bierangtahairen！”
jigeyishenglanzhubailang，yuqimingxiandaizhefennu：“nizhushou，nimeichushizhengjianwomenbunengrangnizhiren，yinweinihenyoukenenghaisirende，womendengjiuhuchelaiba！”
xiaonvhaimuqindexindunshijiuzhu，meixiangdaopanlaidexiwang，queshiyigeshangmennanren！
bailangyiranzhending，keshiyuqiquedaizheyiguweiyan：“geweiyisheng，woshishangmennvxu，kezheibufangaiwohuiyishu！xianzaiqingkuangweiji，shenweiyishengbixusuijiyingbian，xianrangwobarenjiule！”
“nimenhezaichangdequnzhongdoukeyizuozheng，yiqiehouguoyouwolaichengdan，rensilejiurangwolaichangming！zaibujiuxiaonvwa，tajiuyaodufagongxinle！”
cihuayichu，qunzhongmendefennudouyaxialaile，meixiangdaozheigeshangmennvxu，danzihaizhenda。
xiaonvwamuqinkudao：“xianzaidoumeiyourenyoubanfa，nizhenyaoshijuedekeyi，jiuzhirenba！”
“嗯。”
bailangdiantou，duiyushenyibailanglaishuo，jiusifushang，naishishimingsuoran，zewupangdai，wusuoweiju！
jimingyishengmianmianxiangqu，zhongyusongkailanzhubailangdeshuangshou：“neixing，niyidingyaoxiaoxin。buguonijizhu，chuleshinishitaobudiaode。”
“放心吧。”
bailangmeiyongduoshuo，dunxiaqumochusuishenxiedaideyinzhen，zheirangyishengmenhenshichijing：“nishizhongyi？”
“woshizhongxijiehede，zhibuguozheilimeiyouxueqing，wozhideyongzhongyiyinzhen，badusubichuxiaonvhaitinei。”
bailanghuidazhe，yinzhenyishikuaierjingzhundizharuxiaonvhaixinzangfujindejichudaxue，huzhexinmaiburangdusugongxin！
xiaonvhaishenzizhanleyixia，huxikaishijicu，dajiadouchileyijing：“shibushichushile！”
“biepa，woxiadezhenhaobiqiangxinzhen，bingrenhuxijicu，zheishizhengchangfanying。”
bailangshuohuaxinpingqihe，xiazhenquekuairushandian，zaiweibuheshidaodefujin，zhalebazhen！
meijixiaxiaonvhaijiukaishimenglieoutu，yidakouwuheidezhanchoudongxijiutulechulai！
xingchouerqieexin，rangzhouweidequnzhongfenfenwuzhubizi，keshibailangjiuhaoxiangwenbudaoside，bandianmeiyoutuisuo。
rangrenjingyideshi，xiaonvhaituchuzangdongxizhihou，juranxingle！
“哇！”
suoyourenjidongwubi，meixiangdaozheigeshangmennvxuzhendeyoubenshi，yishengmenmianmianxiangqu：“haolihaidezhenfa。”
xiaonvwamuqinaoaokudao：“guinv！”
keshibailangquedaduan：“tuchuduwuzhishidiyibu，youxiedusujinruletadexibao，bujishiqingchuhuirangtabiancanfeihejixingde。”
jimingyishengdiantourentong：“shuodedui，dusuyaoshicanliuzaixibao，huizaochengyanzhonghouguo。”
huayinweiluo，bailangyoulianxiasanzhen，cuihualexiaonvhaidepaihanxitong，doudadehanshui，henkuaijiucongxiaonvwashenshangmaochu。
hepingshitoumingdehanshuibutongdeshi，tadehanshuimingxiandaizheyisihunzhuo，erqiehaizhanchou。
xiaonvhaiquanshendoushihan，keshizuichunbuheile，lianseyecongbaisebianweihongrun。
bailangxiaolexiao：“keyile。”
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