yiwanjiededoushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《huaxiagongjiangzhidaguozhonggongqinming》shi“yiming”deqingxinzhizuo，shuzhongzhurengongshiqinming，xiaoshuogushijianshushi：peilufangxiatuozhesaideshou，qunatajishangdiezilifangdezhenzi，shuodao：“wobuxihuanta，nijiaowozenmejiata？”……
xianghuiyuanbenhaidasuanjixushuoxieshenme，xialingzhujianzhuang，limalanzhuleta。
tajiangxianghuiladaorenxingdaoshang，ranhoulianxilebaoxiangongsi。
duifanghaimeijietingshi，xialingzhuyizhizaixinlixiangzheshaohouzijiyaoruheshuo。
zijishizuotiancaijiaodebaoxian，chezijintianjiufashengleshigu。
baoxiangongsikendingjuedezijiteshaba。
……
“ninhao，xiaxiaojie，wenxinbaoxianweininfuwu，qingwenwoyoushenmenengbangdaonindema?”
duifangjietinghou，limafeichangyoulimaodewenta。
xialingzhudejiazuzailongchengyesuanshihenyoumingqidedajiazu。
baoxiangongsiyebatadehaomajibaocunle，yetebiezuolebiaozhu。
bingqie，youzhuanshufuwujinglifuzejiedaita，yinwei，xialingzhujueduisuanshitamengongsidevipkehu。
……
“nihao，shizheiyangde，woxianzaichezizhuangshanglebierendeche，qingnimenganjinlaikankanqingkuang。”
“shizhuanglebierenma?qingwennin，duifangdechezishishenmeleixingde?”
xialingzhutingdaohou，limazhuanguotoukanzheqinmingwendao。
“qingwen，nizheigechezijiaozuoshenme?”
“suanshidakacheyileide”
qinmingbuzhidaoyaozenmeshuo，suikouhuidao。
tingdaohou，xialingzhulimadiantou，ranhouduidianhualimiandekefurenyuanshuodao。
“shishuyuyunshudeneizhongdaxinghuochema?”
baoxiangongsidefuwujinglilengleyixiahou，zaiciquerendao。
“genyibandehuochebuyiyang，youdayouzhang，shilvsede!”
“xiaxiaojie，genjunindemiaomiaoshu，yinggaishineizhongxinxingzhatucheba?”
“xinxingzhatuchezhenghaoshilvsede。”
……
xialingzhutingdaohou，zaicizhuanguotouqukanzheqinming，youxiedanqiedezaiciwendao。
“wozaiwenyiju，nidechezishijiaozuoxinxingzhatuchema?”
liangrenzhandehenjin，qinmingqishiyijingtingjiancongdianhualimianchuanchudeshengyin。
tawunaidekanlekanxialingzhu，baibaitouhuidao。
“不是的。”
xialingzhulengleyixia，jucudezhanglezhangzui，youbuzhidaogaizenmewenxiaqu。
zhidaotabudong，qinmingzhihaojixujieshidao。
“nigaosuta，wodechezijiaozuomaz-79221chaozhongxingzaizhongdaodanche。”
xialingzhujiannandemomofushuleyibian：“yuanlaiquanmingjiaozuozheige。”
“duifangshuole，quanmingjiaozuomaz-79221chaozhongxingzaizhongdaodanche。”
xialingzhuanzhaoqinmingdeyuanhuazhuanshuwanhou，tazhijieshayanle。
tajinguanmeijianguoqinmingzheizhongche。
danshi，gangcaitashuoleshenme……daodanche?
tingshangqujiujuedehenheren……
zheishihou，baoxiangongsidefuwujingliyijingchedishuobuchuhuale。
maz-79221chaozhongxingzaizhongdaodanche?
zheishizainazijixunkaixinma?
“xiaxiaojie，ningangcaiqueshimeizaishuoxiaoba?”
“ninfangcaishuodeneigechemingjinguanwoyebudong，ketingqilaishishuyujunfangzhuanyoudechea?zenmehuichuxianzailushangni?”
……
“wozhenmeigennishuoxiao，duifangjiushizheimegaosuwode。”
xialingzhucishiyekaishijile，keshi，tahenkending，zijishibukenenglianzhuanshudoushuocuo。
“xiaxiaojie，ninkeyiquedingmeishuocuoma?”
baoxiangongsicishiduizijigandaozhiyi，xialingzhuwunaidezaicizhuanguotoukanzheqinming，zaicigenduifangqueren。
“baoqian，qingni……zaishuoyicinizheigechedequanming……maz-79221chaozhongxingzaizhongdaodanche，woshifouyoushuocuo?”
xialingzhuyilianmengdekanzheqinming，feichangdejinzhang。
qinmingweiweidiantou，feichangkendingdehuidao。
“yigezidoumeiyoushuocuo。”
……
qinmingfeichangkending，keshibaoxiangongsiderencishitingdaohouzenmedouwufaxiangxin。
maz-79221chaozhongxingzaizhongdaodanche，shouxian，zheigechemingyetaizhangle，tamenduizheizhongchewanquanbudong，keshi，zheigemingziyitingjiunenglejietadeyongtu，jueduibushiputongchezi!
zhishaojueduibuhuizailushangkandaozheiyangdeche。
zheizhongshifashengdegailvbiyushangwaixingrendouxiao!
bingqie，tadekehuxianzaijingranzhuangshangleta，zheiyetaiqiaoleba!
yaomeshiduifangqifuzijikehubudongluanshuo，yaomeshixianzaixialingzhuzheigedaxiaojiezaixinongta。
danshimianduixialingzhuzheizhongyouzhivipkehu，tayezhinengpeizhexiaolianwenheyoulideyingduizhe。
yinci，jishitawanquanbuxin。
jingliyiranwenqingchulexialingzhucishishenchudejutiweizhi。
haiduitashuoqingtadengyixia，zijilimadaishangrenganguoqu。
gualedianhuazhihou，xialingzhuduiqinmingshuolebaoxiangongsideanpai，ranhou，tamenjiujixudenghouzhe。
……
cishi，zaibaoxiangongsilimian。
“maz-79221chaozhongxingzaizhongdaodanche?”
“zheibushizaidouwowanma!”
“nandaoshinaozizhuangchumaobingle?”
baoxianjingligualedianhuahoulimakaishifengkuangdetucao。
taduigangcaixialingzhusuoshuodehuaquandoubuxin，yigezidoubuxin。
“jingli，shenme……zaizhong……，zenmehaishuodaodaodanchele?”
“nandaogongsidoukaizhanzheimegaoduandeyewule?”
“zheiyangdegaokejicheyekaishishejile?”
jimingxiaoyuangongfangcaitinglegedagai，fenfenhaoqidedating。
……
jinglilimazhouqimeitoudengzhetamen。
“meiyouxinyewu，zhishizhuangcheleeryi。”
“nimenneimexian，ganghao，jiugenwoguoqukankahaole。”
“shenme，jingli，keshiwomenhaiyao……”
“ganjin，buyaoluosuo!”
shuowan，baoxianjinglilimadaishangjirenganguoquzhaoxialingzhu。
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