《haixiaoshi,qiziweibaiyueguangbuguwosihuo》zheibuxiaoshuokandehenshushi,youyizhongyuekanyuexiangkandeganjue,tianzhoubixiazheibuxiaoshuoyouyizhongshenmisecai,haiyouxiaoshuohaiyouhenduoxiaodianlingrenkandebufawei.feichangbucuodeyibuxiaoshuo!zhuyaojiangshudeshi:“bushimashangjiuyouchuanlaijiewomenle?fanzhengzheishuibuyongyeshilangfei,nalaixizaoyouruhe?”“womenshidejiule,kewanyiyihouhaiyouqitadexingcunzhelaidaozheigebi……
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lulingfengyeshenqingkuankuandao:
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真是可笑至极!
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kejiuzaichenyuanlazhelulingfengyexianggenzheyiqishangchuanshi,quebeishibinglanlexialai:
“nimendezhengjianmafanchushiyixia。”
chenyuanlianshangdexiaorongshunjianninggu:
“womenshigentamenyiqide。”
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“baoqian,meiyouzhengjianwoshibukeyirangnimenshangchuande!”
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