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第5章恶心的婶婶
raner,xianzaishuoshenmedouwanle,zhiyaosunianyitianhaidaizaineigeweizhishang,jiumeiyourenganxiaoquta。
shunjian,bushaogudonglikegaibianyuqi。
“suzongguoranyounengli,bukuinianjiqingqing、danqiaopimajiunengzuoshangxiangmuzongguandeweizhi。”
“jiushi,suzongjiatingmingmingzheimebushun,haiyaoyangzheyigezhihuichiruanfandelaogong,pingrilibuxinfanjiusuanle,nengzuodaoxianzaizheizhongchengdu,shiweibuyi。”
“gongxisuzong,jinnianxiangmupixialai,nikongpayounenggaoshengle,jishilaozumuyouxiepianjian,danzheiciyebudebuzhongshini。”
tingzhezheixiegongweidehua,zuozaiweishangdesuzihaohehuanghuatianliansetieqing,gangcaiyouduozide,xianzaijiuyouduonanao。
tamenzaiyerenshoubule,xianghuduishiyiyan,hengleyisheng,zhanqilai,congcongdelikai。
zheihuiyi,ziranjiukaibuxiaqule。
zaimangwangongsideshiqinghou,suniancaituozhepibeideshenqucongdaloulizouchulai。
genyiqunshangyedalaohunzaiyiqi,bujinshenlei,xingenglei。
tongshi,tayezaiyihuoyigewenti,zheiyiqianwanshisheidaguolaide?danshijiandanchaleyixia,sikaolebantian,yedebudaoyigedaan。
zheishihou,tafaxianlintianjuranhaizaimenkou,qizhediandongchezhuanyou。
talianseyileng,kuaibuzouguoqu:“lintian,nizenmehaimeizou?”
lintianluchuyigetaohaodeweixiao:“laopo,zheibushidanxinnicaolaoguodu,suoyigancuizaizheidengni,haojienihuiqu。”
sunianxinyiruan,sushijituandelouxiafengtebieda,lintiannengzaizheilidengdaixujiu,yeshiyijianburongyideshiqing。
buguo,tahaishibanqileliandao:“niguanhaonizijijiuxing,wodeshiqing,buyongnilaicaoxin。”
lintiantoutoudaliangleyiyanlaopodelian,faxiantasuiranyijiuyouxiepibei,danyijingmeiyoulezhiqianneizhongdanyouhechouxu,fanerguazheyisinandedefengcai,jiuzhidaoshenshangdezhongdanyijingxiexiale。
这样的老婆真美!
yishijian,lintiandouyouxiekandaile。
sunianjianzhuang,yebumianlianseyihong。
tebieshixiangqizaoshangyiqizuozaidiandongcheshang,xianghuzhijieshentijintieyoumocadeyiyangganjue,tajiuyouxiexiuse。
“hailengzhegansha,jiranshilaijiewode,jiukuaixiehuiqu。”
lintianxinlishifenkaixin,suiranlaopodehuahaishihenzhong,danbizhiqianduanshijian,yijingyoulejidadegaishan。
tadenglaopofuzhetazuowenhou,jiulehedao:“sunian,nidemafan,jiejuele?”
sunianyouxiexiuyuzheizhongliangrenzaicijintiedexianzhuang,danweilezuowen,youbudebubaozhelintiandeshenzi。
yiwangzheizhongwenti,taziranbukenshuo,danxianzaishiqingjiejuele,taxinliyekaixin。
“en,jiejuele,yebuzhidaoshishei,jiwodaleyiqianwan,dengniandinadaofenhong,woyidingyaohaohaoganxieta。”
lintianxinliyixi,guyishuodao:“yexudaqianderengenbenbuzaiyini?tahuoxuzhishixiangbangzhuni。”
sunianhengleyisheng:“zheikeshizhengzhengyiqianwan,bushishenmexiaoshumu,zenmekenengyourenbuzaiyini?”
lintianxinlilezizide,nengbangshanglaopodemang,tabishenmedoukaixin。
buguo,zheijianshiqingtayebudianpo,zaizhelaopojiuhuidaobieshu。
gangganghuilai,tamenjiufaxian,jialilaikerenle。
laideshiwangchunmeideerjie,suniandeshenshen。
lintianlianyouxiehei,zheigezhangmuniangdeerjie,jianzhibizhangmuniangbenrenhaibudaijianta。
guoran,kanjianliangrenyiqihuilai,suniandeshenshenyouxiechayi,chaofengdao:“yo,taiyangdaxibianchulaile,nimenliangjuranyiqihuilai?”
wangchunmeifeichangxianqidekanzhelintian:“haibushiwojiaotaqujiesongsunian,burantanengyouzheigexin?”
shenshendianlediantou,kelekouguazi,buxiedao:“wozaoshuoguotajiushigechetoucheweidefeiwu,ai,dangnianlaosuyebujianchiyixia,yaoshitajianjuebutongyi,napashiweinilesujialaozumu,zheigefeiwuyemeikenengruzhui。”
wangchunmeitanlekouqi:“ai,sheizhidaolaojianxingzizheimeruan,zumuyijuhua,taliangepidoubuganfang,wojiaguolaisujia,benlaiyiweishilaiguohaorizide,naxiangtabuzhengqi,jinrangwoshouku。”
“haozaiwoshenglegehaonver,danmeixiangdao,jiushiyinweitaruanruo,bawonverdeyishengyedajinqule,woshizhangmaiyuanta,dantayijingbingshi,hainengshuoshenmeni?”
shenshendianlediantou:“hao,bushuonijialaosule,tahaodaihaishisujiadeshaoye,xingziruanxieyejiusuanle,danmeixiangdao,sujiananrenyidaiburuyidai,daolinfengzheili,gancuichengleqiongsuanxiaozi,feiwudejin,buchengrenyang。”
wangchunmeidianlediantou,zhengyaofuhe,sunianyijingzoulejinlai:“ma,leileyitian,wohelinfengxianhuifangxiuxile。”
raner,shenshenquezhoumeidao:“ganshenme,meikanjianzhangbeilaileme?yijuhuabushuojiuhuifang,lishuqunaerle?”
“sunian,suiranwoyizhizaishuolinfeng,danjintian,woyebudebuhaohaoshuoshuoni,zheilaogongbuzhengqi,jiuyaoguanjiaohao,guanjiaobuhao,jiushinidewenti,nikanwojialaoli,zaiwodeguanjiaoxia,fufutietie,pidoubuganfangyige。”
sunianlikelenglianxialai:“shenshen,lintianshiwozhangfu,zenmexiangchuyeshiwomenzhijiandeshiqing,tabuzhengqi,yeyoubudenilaishuodao。”
shenshenlianseyihei,buleyile:“nizheixiaoyatoupianzi,yiweizijiyoudianziben,jiuganbujingzhangbei?nidieshizenmejiaonide?”
“zaishuole,nihaidangnidaquanzaiwo?xianzaibuguoshigeshishidebianjiaoliaorenwu,jiuganzaishenshenmianqianbailianse,heng,zenmenimenxingsudedoushiyigedexing,exin。”
sunianlianfeichanghei,danshidangzhemuqindemian,shenshenbijingshizhangbei,tayezhinengrennai。
buguo,lintiankanbuxiaqule,tabuzaihubierenwuruta,danshitabunengrenshoubierenwurutalaopo!
“wangshen,nipingrilixiangzhijiaoaodekongque,duibierendejiawushizhishouhuajiao,danxianzaiyebujiannibibierenjiugaorenyideng,niyoulianshuobierendeshihou,nengbunengxiansapaoniaozhaozhaozijizhangshenmemoyang?”
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