huayu：congxingeshengkaishidedingliujiangshulewangziqitianxiweizaiyanjuxiaodoubaojingxingoujiandeshijiezhongdemaoxiangushi。wangziqitianxiweimianduizhewushudetiaozhanhekaoyan，zhanxianchujianqiangdeyizhiheguorendezhihui。tongguoyuhuobanmendehezuoyunuli，wangziqitianxiweizhujianchengzhangweiyiweizhenzhengdeyingxiong。wangziqifaxianzijideshentizhengzaihuanmandehuifu，yijingbuxianggangkaishineimexuruole。ng……zheikenengjiushichuanyueguolaidejinshouzhiba，gaishuobushuo，youdianlow。……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihecijideqihuanshijie。
shijianhenkuailaidao4yue1ri。
wangziqicishizhengzaimodouyinlexueyuanzhurenbangongshimenkou。
“咚咚咚！”
“进。”
tingjianshengyinwangziqilinzhedongxituimenerru。
“小七，你来了。”
yiweidaizheyanjingdelaozhezhengzuozaibangongzhuoqian，kanjianwangziqihouluchuheaidexiaorong。
zhaoweiping，qianshendeyanjiushengdaoshi，tongshihaishimodouyinlexueyuandeyinlexuexizhurenyijizhongriyinlewenhuayanjiuzhongxinzhuren。
“老爷子。”
wangziqidaizheyangguangkailangdexiaorongdaleshengzhaohu，kaojinhoubashoulilinzhededongxifangdaolezhuozishang：“zhidaoninlaoaihecha，teyijinindaileliangguanguolai。”
“xiaoqi，nizheishiganma？”
zhaoweipingkanzhezhuozishangdeliangguanchayeyuqiyouxiezeguai：“laoshizenmenengshounidedongxi，kuainahuiqu！”
“laoyezi，ninjiushouxiaba，wojiushixiangganxieyixianinyizhiyilaiduiwodezhaogu。”
zhaoweipinghaishibutongyishouxia：“danglaoshizhaoguxueshengshiyinggaide，ninahuiquba，wobuyao。”
“laoyezi，ninjiudangshiwozheigexiaobeixiaojingnindehaibuxingma。”
“nizheihaizi，jiuzheiyicia，xiabuweili。”
wangziqiheiheidexiaodao：“tingninde，tingninde。”
“laoyezi，zheishiwocansaiyaoyongdezuopin，ninbushirangwodaiguolaijinintingtingma。”
shuozhebayoupandileguoqu。
zhaoweipingjieguoyoupan，chazaibijibendiannaoshang，dakaibofangqidaoruwenjian，dianjibofang。
wufenzhonghou，zhengshouyinlebofangwan。
zhaoweipingmanyidedianlediantou，suihoukanxiangzijizheiweiaitu，haobulinsedezanyangdao：“xiaoqia，nizheishougexiedefeichanghao，ciqudoubucuo。”
wangziqiganmangfengshangcaihongpi：“doushilaoyezininjiaodehao，zheiyiqiedoulibukainindexixinjiaodao。”
zhaoweipingdianlediantaxiaomadao：“chouxiaozi，hewohailaizheitao。”
“heihei，laoyezi，woshuodedoushizhenxinhua。”
“xingle，nigexiaohuatou，woyaoqucanjiajiangzuole，bisaideshihouhaohaobiaoxian，biejiwodiuliana。”
“fangxinba，laoyezi，wodeshilininhaibuzhidaoma，noproblem！”
laoyezijintianyeshichoukonglaibangtajianchayixiacansaiyongdegequ，quedingmeiwentihoujiuganqucanjiajiangzuole。
likaibangongshi，huidaocheshang，wangziqihuanhuantuchuyikouqi。
qianyuegongsishibaihou，tazuizhongxuanzequcanjiayinlexuanxiu。
ermuqian，jiaodeshangmingzibingqieyouredudeyinlezongyizhiyou《mingrizhizi》，《mengmianchangjiang》，《**youxiha》，《**xingeshengdierji》。
《mingrizhizi》xiangyaochenggongchudaoxuyaoqianyuewajijiwa，xiangxiangmaobuyiqianyuehoudecanzhuangwangziqiguoduanpass。
《mengmianchangjiang》yaoqingdedoushiyijingchudaodemingxing，zijijiushigesuren，xiangcanjiayecanjiabule。
《**youxiha》jiugengbuyongshuole，xihaquanyouduoluanneishizhongsuozhouzhide。
suoyi《**xingeshengdierji》jiuchengletamuqianzuihaodexuanze。
erqie《**xingesheng》zheigejiemudereduyeshifeichangbucuo，bijingdaoshiliyouyigerenjiaozhoujielun。
yinweicanjiazheigejiemudeluzhixuyaoqingjia，suoyibaominghoutagaosulezijideyanjiushengdaoshi，tongshiyeshizijibenkeshihoudedaoshi，zhaoweipinglaoyezi。
laoyezizhidaohou，zhijiedongyongzijiderenmai，rangtatiaoguolehaixuan，keyizhijiecanjiamangxuandeluzhi。
zuizhuyaodeshi，hendachengdushangbangtadujuelejubenheheimu，suoyitashizhendedaxinliganxielaoyeziduitadebangzhu。
huidaojia，dakaimen，yizhikeaideyinjiancengchuxianzaimenkou。
yigerenzhuzhezheimedadefangziyoudiangudu，wangziqimaileyizhixiaomaopeizheziji，dangchuzaichongwudianxuanchongwudeshihouzheizhixiaomaozhudongshenchuzhuaziduitabiaoshiqinni。
wangziqisuoxingjiuhuale6000kuaiqianbatamailehuilai，qimingnuomi。
jinuomiweileyizhimaotiao，youweileyiguanmaoguantou，wangziqikaishizhuomozijidewancan。
buxiangzuofandetanachushouji，youdianxuanzekunnanzhengdetayouyulebantiandianlefenzhujiaofan。
然后……
王者农药，启动。
gangshangxian，jiuyouyigenvhaoyaoqingta，wangziqiguoduanjujue，duimianzaiyaoqing，tazaijujue。
zhongfulesancihouduimianjiuzhijiefalaileyitiaoweixin。
“zenmeyizhijujuewo？”
wangziqidazihuifu：“buxiangheniwan，nitaicaile。”
duimianzheicizhijiefaleyuyinguolai，yuqihenjidong：“shenmejiaowotaicaile？wodadezenmele？bujiushizuotianshulejibama？”
wangziqiyefaleyuyin：“neishijibama？zuzushuleyiye，shujiusuanle，nihaiyizhikoutufenfang，nigeyaliguai！”
“niyigedanande，zenmezheimejinjinjijiaoa！”
“dianzijingjibufennannv。”
“ni……”duimianyouxieqijibaihuai：“niyiweiniwandeyouduohaoa？”
wangziqiyidianbuguanzheta：“he，zijiqukanzhanji，haiyou，niwangedaye，manshijiemengyou，zadi，niyaozaixiagulilvyoua？”
dianzijingji，caijiushiyuanzui，wangziqikebuhuiyinweiduifangshigenvde，haishigemingxingjiuguanzheta。
xianzaibeitapendeyouxiezibidenvshengzhengshibeichengzuorenjianbabidechengxiao。
lianggerenzhiqianjielianhaojicipipeidaotongyichangyouxi，dangshihaishizuanshiju，chengxiaowandehaibucuo。
jieshuduijuhouchengxiaofalailehaoyoushenqing，lianggerenyiqiduanduanxuxudedaleyigeduoyue。
ranhouweilefangbianyiqikaihei，jiujialeweixinhaoyou。
yinweichengxiaoyoushihouxuyaopaoxingcheng，suoyiduanweizhiyouxingyao，wangziqizijiyijingdadaolewangzhe。
zuotianchengxiaopaowanxingcheng，yaoqingtadayouxi，zhijiejitadadehuaiyirensheng，yebuzhidaotashizenmehaoyisishuozijishiyewangde……
chengxiaoyezhidaozijilikui，fayuyinsajiaodao：“neiwozheicibudayele，wojinifuzhu，woxianzaihaowuliao，nipeiwowanyihuima~”
wangziqijuedingzaijitayicijihui：“xing，niyaoshizaikengwo，wojiuzhijiejinilahei。”
“yaoqingnile，jieshou，jieshou！”
qiehuiyouxi，zheicitajieshoulechengxiaodeyaoqing，paiweikaishi，taxuanzelexibeichuiwangzhongwuyan，chengxiaoxuanzedonghuangtaiyi。
zheibawandejiuhenshufu，shiduofenzhongqingqingsongsongsutuiduimian。
wangziqizaiduimailidesedao：“xuezhedian，zheicaijiaodaye。”
“haohaohao，nizuilihai，zheixiabuyonglaheiwoleba？”
yingleyouxiwangziqixinqingdahao，xiaodao：“kannizheibabiaoxianhaixing，zanshibulaheini。”
chengxiaodeyidao：“neibixude，wofuzhujishuganggangde，jixujixu，xiayiju。”
qingqingsongsongzaiyicinaxiashengli，jiesuandeshihouganghaowaimaiyuandalaidianhua。
“waimaidaole，woyaochifanle，buwanle。”
“行吧。”
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