
《huoyedemengqichaoxiongde》shizuijinfeichangremendeyibenhaomenzongcaixiaoshuo,zuozheshiqiansui,zhurengongjiaojiangsuisuihuolinxi,xiamianyiqilaikanxiashuodezhuyaoneirongshi:jiangjiabeiguaizoudezhenqianjinhuilaile,quebeiyangjieansuan,shiqushuangyan,lunweixiaobing,zhidaotagoudashangjingchengbazhu……huoye:“wolaoporouruojiaoqi,nimenbuzhunqifuta!”zhongren:“neigeganfanliangtiaojie,ranglongtoulaodakuzhehanzuzongderenshishei??!”huoye:“wolaopocongxiangxialaide,shenmedoubudong,nimendouderangzheta!”zhongren:“yixuejiaoshou,keyantaidou,guojidadaodouzainijiamenkouguizheqiujiantani!”*yuye,tazhuangjinhuoyedehuaili,quanzhutadebojing。“quwo,woyouwangfuming。”zhihou,jingchengshengchuan,pianzhihenlidehuoyeyanglegeyounaiyouxiongdexiaojiaoqi,henbudebaxintaojita。huoyeshubuzhi,tabajianlaidexiaoyemao,yangchenglemanjidalao。...
huolinximeidalibaiye,tadixiatou,duannizhezuozaitatuishangdenvhai。
长得,还算过得去。
“jiaoshenmemingzi?”huolinxiwenta。
“岁岁,姜岁岁。”
huolinximoranlengliedeshixian,congjiangsuisuishenshangsaoguo,nanrenqingzeleyisheng,“taixiaole。”
zuozaitatuishangdenvhai,xianggendouyacai。
baiyeqingxiaoyisheng:“huoyeyangyangjiudale。”
nanrenxiuzhangshouzhiqiazhunvhaidexiaba,zixiduanxiangtadeyanjing。
“怎么瞎的?”
“yanjiaomojiwojiejiele。”jiangsuisuishuo,“yishengshuowojiejiedeyanjingxiale,xuyaoyizhiyanjiaomo,babamamaqiuzhewo,bayanjiaomoyizhijiwojiejie。”
jiangsuisuiwaizhenaodai,pingjingdexushudao:
“shoushuneitian,jiejiegaosuwo,tadeyanjinggenbenmeiyouxia,zhishitufaxingshimingeryi,jitianjiuhuifule。
ketahaishirangyishengquxiawodeyanjiaomo,bawodeyanjiaomochongmatongli。”
huolinxiduannizhenvhaizhinendexiaolian,damuzhihequqideshizhi,zaitadelianjiashangnieleyounie。
手感很好。
“nineishenhunshashizenmehuishi?”
nanrengujiefenmingdeshouzhi,hualuodaojiangsuisuixianxidebojingshang。
tayaoshiganyouyijujiahua,huolinxihuihaobukeqide,nieduantadebojing!
jiangsuisuibeipoyangqilian,wuheideyanmoumeiyoujiaodian。
“jialidegongsizijinchuwentile,babamamajiubawojimaile。
maijiyigedatuhao,neigetuhaodouwushisuile,tadeerzibiwohaida,wocaibuyaojirendangxiaoma。”
jiangsuisuishuode,jibenyuhuolinxichadaodexiangfu。
jiangsuisuicongxiaoshenghuozaixiangxia,sangeyueqian,caizhidao,zijishihaichengjiangjiadezhenqianjin。
dangchu,yougehushizaiyingerfangli,kandaojiangsuisuizhangdebingxuekeai,jiubatajibaozoule,yongyigeqiyingdingtiletadeweizhi。
hushibajiangsuisuimaijirenfanzi,jijingzhuanshou,jiangsuisuibeixiangxiayiduimeiyouzinvdelaorenhuazhongjinmaixia。
xianzai,tabeijiehuijiangjia,gaixingjiang,erbeijiangjiayanglehenduoniandejiaqianjin,yinweizhaobudaozijideqinshengfumu,meiyoubeisongzou。
qinshengfumuhejiaqianjinganqingshenhou,jiangsuisuizaijiangjiajiuxianggewairen。
yinweitacongxiaoshenghuozaixiangxia,tazongshibeiqinshengfumuxianqi,lianjiaqianjinyanjingshimingle,qinshengfumudouxiwangtanengjuanchuyanjiaomo。
“xixishimingxing,yanjingshiming,tadexingtujiuhuile!”
“xixigangqinshiji,takanbujianjiumeifazaidangangqinle。”
“suisui,nichengjimeiyouxixihao,xixiyihoukeshiyaokaojinghuadaxuede,nijiubayanjiaomojitaba。”
tatianzhendeyiwei,bayanjiaomojilejiangxixi,babamamanengduizijihaoyidian。
kemeiguoduojiu,suanmingxianshengshuotayouwangfuming,tabeijiangjiayongrenqiangzhitaoshanghunsha,saijinhuncheli,jiangjiayaobatajiajiyige50duosuidelaotou。
tazuozaihuolinxidatuishang,suirankanbujianzheigenanren,quenengxiudaonanrenshenshang,youlengdexuesongxiang。
“huolinxi,nihuishouliuwoma?”
nvhainaishengnaiqidejiaotadequanming,huolinximoulideqingxuanchen。
“我不养闲人。”
“wobushixianren!wokeyizuonidenvren!”jiangsuisuihenrenzhendeshuo,ketahenkuaiyishidao,zijixianzaihaishikexiaodouyacai。
xinendexiaoshouzhuazhenanrendeyibai,jiangsuisuiyaozhefenchunwenta:
“zhiyaonikenshouliuwo,wojiaonibabadouxing!”
tahuayinweiluo,nanrendedashougaizaizijilianshang,zhangxinfengyinzhujiangsuisuiluanlaidezui。
yipangdebaiyebiexiaodehenxinku。
huolinxishengyindichenanya:“jiaohuoye。”
jiangsuisuiguzhesaibangzi,rouruandezuichunchujinanrendezhangxin。
huolinximeitouweicu,jiangwuzaijiangsuisuizuishangdeshoushouhui,jiutingnvhaiguzhesaibangzidunangzhe:
“nijiaowosuisui,wojiujiaonilinlinba~dengniyihouduiwojiaolaopole,wozaigaikou,jiaonilaogong!”
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