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第5章
“nimen......”
tawanwanmeiyouliaodao，zheilianggexiaohaizijingranzheimeguijing，baxianchangshipindoupaixialaile。
guxiaoxikanzhetalianshangyizhenqingyizhenbaideyangzi，xiaodeyilianchunliang：“laoyaopo，niquedingbugenwomamidaoqianma?”
“......”
lumannidefeidouyaoqizhale。
keshiqueaiyutamenshoushangwozhedeshipin，budebudixialetou：“duibuqi。”
guxiaoxiguyicezheerduo，dashengdishuodao：“nishuoshenmea?zheimexiaosheng，womenzenmetingdedao?”
陆曼妮简直气死了。
keweilenverdeqiantu，zhinengyaoyarenle。
tahuochuqule，dashenghandao：
“woshuoduibuqi!shiwogulouguawenle，xixi，wobuzhidaonizaijiuren。xiexienijiulewodenver，wanfenganxie!”
lumannishuozheifanhuadeshihou，biaoqingzhenzhi。
jiulianguxixidourenbuzhujingtan，nanguaidangniantaneigezhadieguchangmingbeimidewumisandao。
演技派啊!
“xiangyaoganxiewo，bubijizaiyishi，yihouwomenhaiyouhenduojihuijianmian。”
guxixishenshendekanletayiyan，zuijiaoyigou。
lingzhelianggehaizizhuanshenjiuzoule。
该死的丧门星!
kandaoguxixineiniubihonghongdemoyang，lumanniqidezhiyaoya。
“ma......wozheishizenmele?”
kandaonverqingxingleguolai，lumannibugandanwushijian，lianmangfuzhetashangleche。
cheshang，lumannijianggangcaifashengdeshiqingfeikuaidegaosuleguxinyan。
“guxixineige**haidewodiuledaiyan，haiqidewochadiansangming，woshizaiyanbuxiazheikouqi!mami，niyidingyaotiwobaochoua!”
yixiangdaogangcaizijizheitiaoxiaomingshibeiguxixijiuhuilaide，guxinyangengshixinyouyuji。
lumanniyeshiyouxinchongchong：“wozongjuedeneigesangmenxingzheicihuilaishiyoumudede，huiquwomenjiubazheijianshigaosunidiediba，bijingdangchutacaishizheijianshidezhumou。naleneimeduoqian，zongbunengzhirangwomendanjingshoupa!”
“嗯，有道理。”
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晚上九点。
“gege，womenjintianyijingtimamichuguoqile。jiexialai，shibushijiukeyizhaodiedile?”
guxiaonuobaozheyigebabiwawa，juezhexiaozuizuozaichuangbian，bumandeshuaizhexiaoduantui。
jiangegebudaliziji，tagengjiabuleyile：“gege，nibushishuowomenzheicihuilaijiushilaizhaodiedidema?nandaonixianzaiwanyouxijiunenggouzhaodaodiedima?”
chuangshang，guxiaoxizhengpantuizuozhe。
huaili，shiyigeyinsedepingbandiannao。
neipanghuhudexiaozhitouyichanglinghuodezaijianpanshangyouzou，qiaoxialeyichuanyouyichuandaima。
guxiaoxixiaopengyousuiranzhiyousisui，queshiyigetianshengdejisuanjigaoshou。
zheiyidian，jiulianguxixidoubuzhidao。
“nigexiaopihaidongshenme?”guxiaoximeigenmeimeijieshi。
zheijitian，meidaowanshangtajiuzaifangjianmanghuo，jiushiweileheirujiyinku。
tadaoyaokankan，daodishinagebufuzerendezhanan，zaimamineigebendanduzilimianzhonglelianggehaizijiutaopaole。
要是被他查到是谁。
“henghengheng，guxixihaore，woguxiaoxikemeineimehaore——”
guxiaonuobugaoxingdehengjidingzui：“woyijingmansisuile，buzaishisansuidexiaopihaile，heng!”
guxiaoximubuzhuanjingdedingzhepingmu，kanzhejiyinkubeipojiedaobaifenzhijiushijiu。
zaidengjimiaozhong，zhananjiuyaoxianxingle!
“wei，xianzaidouyijingjiudianle，nimenlianggexiaojiahuodaodihaiyaobuyaoshuijue?”
fangjiandebeidakaiyitiaofeng，guxixishenjinlaibankenaodai。
“呀!”
guxiaonuojianjiaoyisheng，lianmangfanshenzuanjinbeiwo。
guxiaoxiyefeikuaidejiangpingbanzangjinbeiwo。
kandaolianggexiaoemoguaiguaitangxia，bishangleyanjing，guxixizoulejinlai，qingqingditixiaojiahuoyehaobeijiao。
guxiaonuohenkuaijiuchenchenshuiqu。
zuili，haininanzhe“diedi”......
kanzhenveryouzhidanchundexiaolian，guxixiwushengdeqingtanleyikouqi。
“baobeimen，bushimamiburangnimenquzhaodiedi。shizaishi......”
guxixibuxiangzaihuiyiguowangdebukan，qingtanyishengzhihou，zhuanshenzoulechuqu。
房间里面的灯灭了。
keguxiaoxibeiwolimianqueliangle。
“怎么会没有?”
guxiaoxikanzhepingmushangxianshide“wupipeijieguo”jigezi，shayanle。
andaolishuo，zhiyaoneigezhananyoushenfenxinxi，ruguoguojiajiyinku，jiunengyongzijidednapipeichulaidecaiduia!
keshi，weishenmehuimeiyouni?
nanbuchengneigerengenbenjiubucunzai?
lingyibian，guxixiqianjiaocaiganggangmaijinwoshidefangmen，shoujijiuzhendongleyixia。
taditousaoleyiyanpingmu。
shiyigemoshenghaomafalaideduanxin。
“guxixi，mingtianxiawuliangdianban，banineigeduanmingguimadeyiwucongjialibanchuqu。yaoshiniganbulaidehua，jiudengzhewobaneixiepodongxidourengdiaoba!”
meiyoushuming，danshikanzhezheijiaozongzhangkuangdeyuqi，guxixijiuzhidaoyidingshiguxinyanmeicuole。
粉拳骤然紧握。
guxixiyanshenbiandebingleng：sheiyaoshigandongmamadeyiwu，tajuebushouruan!
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