《huanyinglaidaolianaiyouxi:xueseqiangwei》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo,youyimingjingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaobojuexiakekemianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian,zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。xiuzheanjinseqiangweidewenluzaibijianhuangyou——zheichugan,zheizuogong,biwoshuangshiyimaidezhensishuiyihaishufu。……。
wozhengkaiyanshi,zhengtangzaidiaohuaguancaili。tianerongneichencengdelianjiafayang,
xiuzheanjinseqiangweidewenluzaibijianhuangyou——zheichugan,zheizuogong,biwoshuangshiyimaidezhensishuiyihaishufu。
toudingchuanlaishenfudeyinchang,ladingwendedaocixiangcuimianqu,
weiyintuodelaozhang:“……yishengfu、shengzi、shenglingzhiming,yuanxinniangyufujunyongjietong……”“!!!
”womengdizuoqilai,guancaigai“kuangdang”zazaidishang,muxiefeijian。yanqiandegeteshijiaotangli,
chuanheipaodenpcmenjitizhuantou,shizijiashangdeyesuxiangfangfodouzaizhenjing——zheichangjing,zheifenwei,
zheishenfushoulipengzhedetangjinzhengshu(suiranfengmianzhanlediananhongsewuzi,xiangjilewozuowandafandecaomeiguojiang),
bujiushiwoaoyetongguandeyiyou《lianaixunhuan:xueseqiangwei》dejiehunjiejuma?!“xinniang,ninxingdezhenzhunshi。
”shenfutuiletuiyanjing,jingpianfanshezheguiyidehongguang,“anzhaoliucheng,xianzaigaijiaohuan‘shiyuezhixue’le。
”lailelaile!yiyoujingdiantaolu!nanzhumenweilezhengduohenvzhude“yonghengqiyue”,
huizaihunlixianchangzhankaixiuluochang,zuihounvzhuyongtezhibishouhuaposhouzhi,hexinyinanzhudixuerenqin——abu,
shiqiandingqiyue。wojideshanglibaiwanrifushi,haiweilexixueguibojueheguanjiasheixiandijiezhichaodaolingchensandian!
woxingfendicuoshoushou,sichuzhangwangxunzhaokegonglveduixiang:yinyinglineigeyinfahongmoudexixueguibojue,
doupengbianyuanxiuzhejinxianqiangwei,
zhijianniezheyiduokuweideheimeigui(yiyounanzhubiaopei“bingjiaomeixue”);guancaipangbiandaijinsiyanjingdeguanjia,
baishoutaoyuntiedemeiyouyisizhezhou,zhengyongshoupacashiwogangcaizachulaidemuxie(qinglengxinanshen,
shanzhang“momoshouhu”geng);dengdeng,
neigehunshenchanmanbengdai、zhiluyizhixinghongyanjingdeshenmiren……juranshiguanwangshangdoumeigongbudeyinzangkuannpc?
!“neige……shiyuezhixueshibushiyaoyongneibaxianghongbaoshidebishou?”wozhixiangshenfushenhoudetuopan,
neilitangzhebazaoxinghualideduandao,daorenshanghaizhanzheyisiqiaokelijiangdezhanchouwu(yiyoulide“xuejiang”daoju,
shangciwohaitucaozheiyansetaixiangcaomeijiang)。shenfudezuijiaochouchuleyixia,xiangshizaijiliweichiweixiao:“shide,
dananzhao《shengxuefadian》di3.14tiao,ninxuyaoxian……”“xianrangsuoyounanzhuzhanshichengyiduibudui?!
”woqiangda,yibaqiangguobishouzhanqilai,duizheyinyinglideyinfashuaigepaolegemeiyan,“bojuedaren,
shibushigaibiaoyangetushoupiguancaile?haishishuoguanjiaxianshengzhunbeileshenmelangmanjingxi?
biruyongbengdaibawobangqilaishenmede——aiyataoyan,yiyouguoranhuiwan!”jiaotanglisiyibandejijing。
sanmiaohou,bengdainanturanfachu“hehe”deguaixiang,wuzheyanjingzhuanshenkuangben,zhuangfanlesangezhutai,
huoguangzhaoliangtabengdaixialuchudepifu——juranyoufenghexian?!(yiyouxinpifu“kexueguairenkuan”?
cehuataidongle!)guanjiafulefuyanjing,jingpian“kaca”lieledaofeng,
luchudeyanjinglishanguoyisijingkong(aojiaoshuxingjuexing!);lianshenfudouwanghoutuilebanbu,
shoulidezhengshu“pada”diaozaidishang,
luchubeimiandeyixingxiaozi:【《kongbuyouxi:xuesehunli》xinshoujiaocheng:wanjiaxuzai10fenzhongneitaolijiaotang,
fouzejiangbei“shiyuezhixue”tonghua】wo:“!!!”dengdeng,zheiqingjiebuduia!womingmingwandeshiyiyou,
zenmehuichuxian“kongbuyouxi”ziyang?nandaoshidlc?!“neige……”wojuqibishou,shituwanhuijumian,
“qishiwoshixiangshuo,zheibishounengbunengyonglai……qiedangao?birubojuedarendeheisenlindangao,
guanjiaxianshengdetilamisu……”shenfuturancongheipaolitaochuyigejishiqi,
hongseshuzikaishitiaodong:“9fen59miao。”“!!!”zheiciwotingmingbaile!
yiyoulide“xianshixindongtiaozhan”!bixuzaidaojishijieshuqianrangnanzhumenweiwozhengfengchicu,
fouzejiuhuichufa“aojiaonanzhujitiheihua”jieju!wolikeduizheyinyingdahan:“bojuedaren!
kuaiyongnidexuemofabajishiqidongzhua!guanjiaxiansheng!nidehuaibiaoshibushinengzantingshijian?bengdaishuaige!
nizaibuchulaiwojiuqinshenfulee——”“peng!”jiaotangdamenturanbeizhuangkai,
yigechuanzhepolanhunshadenvguipiaolejinlai,qunbaixialuchubaigujiaohuai,shoulihaitizhekedixuederentou。
takandaowoshoulidebishou,fachucierdejianjiao:“wodeshiyuezhixue!niweishenmenazheshuyuwodedongxi?!
”wo:“!!!”yiyouguoranmeirangwoshiwang!liannvguidoushi“qingdixingnvpei”!
wojidongdijuqibishou:“laia!xiuluochang!jintianbushinisijiushiwo……hebojuedarenjiehun!
”nvgui:“……”tasihubeiwodereqingyezhule,tizherentoulengzaiyuandi。chenzheigongfu,
woyibazhuazhupangbianguanjiadelingdai:“kuai!daiwoquzhaoqitananzhu!yiyounanzhubunengmeiyouxiuluochang!
”guanjia:“……”tachenmoditaochuyigenmasheng,bawokunlegejiejieshishi,kangzaijianshangwangwaizou。
luguobojueshi,wotingjianyinyinglichuanlaiyishengdixiao,
daizhebinglengdechaofeng:“youquderenlei……bishangcineigekuzheqiuraodewanjia,haowanduole。”wo:“!!!
”guoranshiaojiao!zuishangshuohaowan,xinlikendingzaixiang“nvren,nichenggongyinqilewodezhuyi”!
beikangchujiaotangshi,wohaizaixingfendiniudong:“guanjiaxiansheng!
womenxianzaishiyaoqu‘mimihuayuan’chufa‘kunbangplay’qingjiema?wogennishuowochaohui……”“bizui。
”guanjiadeshengyindiyicidaishanglezhandou,“zaishuohua,wojiubanirengji‘hunshaxinniang’。
”“e~”wolikeguaiqiaodiantou,xinliquelekailehua——yiyounanzhude“weixie”doushiaia!
guanjiabawokangchujiaotangshi,wohaizaixingfendiniudong:“guanjiaxiansheng!
womenxianzaishiyaoqu‘mimihuayuan’chufa‘kunbangplay’qingjiema?wogennishuowochaohui……”“bizui。
”tadeshengyindiyicidaishanglezhandou,baishoutaoledewoshouwanfateng,“zaishuohua,
wojiubanirengji‘hunshaxinniang’。”“e~”wolikeguaiqiaodiantou,
xinliquelekailehua——yiyounanzhude“weixie”doushiaia!nikantaergendouhongle!
zhuangyuanbiyouxicglihaizhuangguan。geteshijiandingcipoqianhuisedetiankong,pamanchangchuntengdeshiqiangshang,
meiyipianyezidouxiangcuiledudebishou。zoulangliangcedekuijiapailiezhengqi,
shoulidezhangjianzaihunandezhuguangxiashanzhehanguang——woshuleshu,yigongshierju,
zhenghaoduiyingyiyoulide“shierqishishouhu”sheding!“guanjiaxiansheng,
zheixiekuijiashibushihuizaimanyuezhiyebianchengshuaige?”wocoudaozuijindeyijukuijiaqian,chuolechuotadexiongjia,
“gonglveshangshuo‘dangqishikuijiafachuyixiangshi,
qinwenzuojiandeqiangweiwenzhangjikejiesuozhongquanqishixian’……”huayinweiluo,kuijiaturan“kada”yishengzhuantou,
kongdongdeyankuanglishechuliangdaohongguang,zhigougoudidingzhewo。wo:“!!!”(xingxingyan)“wa!
huidongdekuijia!shiguanjiaxianshengdezhuanshushouhulingma?haoku!”kuijia:“……”tamomodibatouzhuanlehuiqu,
jianbangquezaiqingweizhandou,xiangshizaijilirennaishenme。guanjiashenxiyikouqi,
congkoudailitaochugexiaobenzihebi:“**,weilefangbiannin‘gonglve’,qingxianhuidajigewenti。
”“fangmaguolai!wokeshiyiyouquanzhumingde‘qingjiebaike’!”“nindemingzi?”“linyouyou!
kejin9999kuaimaile‘qiangweixinniang’xiandingpifudenvren!”“nianling?”“yongyuan18sui!
yiyounvzhudehuangjinnianling!”“ninjuede……zheilishinali?”wotingxiongtaitou,
jiaoaodixuanbu:“《lianaixunhuan:xueseqiangwei》dezuizhonghuanxiangpian!wokeshiaoyetongguanlesuoyoujiejude!
”guanjiadebi“pa”diduanchengliangjie。tachenmodiconghuailitaochuyibenfengmianxiezhe《zhuangyuanshengcunshouce》deshu,
fankaidiyiye,zhijianshangmianyonghongsedezixiezhe:【jinggao:benyouxisiwanglv100%,bucunzailianaijieju,
suoyounpcjunhuizhudonggongjiwanjia……】“wa!yiyouxintaolu!‘fanxianglianai’sheding!
”wojidongdipaidatui,“guyixiedezheimeherenzengjia**ganduibudui?cehuahaohuiwan!
nikanzheige‘gongjiwanjia’,kendingshi‘qiangzhiai’qingjie!wojiuzhidaozheigebengdaishuaigeshibingjiaokuan!
”guanjia:“……”taturanzhuazhuwodeshouwan,bawozhuaidaozoulangjintoudeyouhuaqian。
huakuanglishifu《yuexialangren》,yinhuisedelangrenshenpiyueguang,liaoyashangdizhexue,
yanshenxionghendexiangyaopuchulai——danzaiwoyanli,zheifenmingshi“aojiaolangrendengdaizhenaijiushu”dejingdianlihui!
“nikan,”wozhizheyouhuayouxiajiaodeqiangweihuawen,“gonglveshangshuo‘danglangrenpaoxiaoshi,
fumozheilijiunengchufayinzangqingjie’……”shouzhigangpengdaohuabu,youhuaturan“huala”yishengdiaoxialai,
luchuhoumiandeanmen。anmenlishenchuyizhicanbaideshou,
zhijiafenglihaizhanzhenitu——wojidongdezhuazhuneizhishoumengyao:“!!!dixiaqingrenxiannanzhu?!
ninshibeiguanzaizheililema?shibushixuyaowojiuninchuquranhouninjiuhuiduiwoyijianzhongqing?!
”neizhishou:“……”tajiangyingdisuolehuiqu,anmen“peng”diguanshang,haiconglimianchashanglechaxiao。
touguomenfeng,woyinyuetingjianlimianchuanlaizhuangqiangdeshengyin,xiangshizai……bengkui?“takendingshitaigandongle!
”wozhuantouduiguanjiashuo,“yiyounanerdouzheiyang,mingmingxihuandeyaosi,pianyaozhuanggaoleng!”guanjiashenxiyikouqi,
turanwuzhulian,jianbangjuliezhandouqilai。woyiweitazaiku(beiwodeshenqingdadongle!),
lianmangpaitadebei:“biekubieku!suirannishi‘wenrounaner’,danzhiyaonuli,
woyekeyijinifendianai……”“womeiku。”tamengdifangxiashou,jingpianhoudeyanjingtonghong,zuijiaoquezaichouchu,
“wozhishizaixiang……zenmecainengrangnixiangxin,zheilizhendeshikongbuyouxi。”“buxinbuxin!”wotaochushouji,
dakailixianhuancundegonglve,“nikan,zheilixiezhe‘guanjiadeyinzangshenfenshixixueguilieren,
tajiejinnvzhushiweileliyongtadexueyefengyinbojue’——biaozhunde‘xiangaixiangsha’sheding!wodong!
”jiuzaizheishi,zoulangjintouchuanlai“dong、dong、dong”dejiaobusheng,chenzhongdexiangyourentuozhetielian。
guanjiadelianseshunjiancanbai:“zaole,‘wutouqishi’xunluoshijiandaole!kuaiduoqilai!”“wutouqishi?!
”woyanjingyiliang,shuaikaitadeshoujiuwangjiaobushengfangxiangpao,
“shineigexuyaoshouji‘qiketoulu’cainenggonglvedeyinzangbossma?dengdengwo!
wokeyibangnijiantou……”“huilai!”guanjiazaiwoshenhounuhou,shengyinlidaizheqiansuoweiyoudejingkong。
danwoyijingpaodaolezoulangguaijiao——neilizhanzheyigeqishi,hunshenyuxue,shoulitizhezijidetoulu,
kongdongdebojingchubuduanyongchuheixue,dizaidishangfachu“zizi”deshengxiang。kandaowo,tamengdijuqitoulu,
yankuangliranqiyoulandehuoyan:“zhaodaonile……wodexinniang……”wo:“!!!
”(taochushoujiluxiang)“lailelaile!‘duantouqishideqiuhun’qingjie!yiyouguoranmeirangwoshiwang!
guanjiaxianshengkuailaikan!tashoulidetouhaihuifaguang……”qishi:“……”tasihubeiwodereqingyezhule,
juzhetoululengzaiyuandi。chenzheigongfu,guanjiayibajiangwozhuaijinpangbiandefangjian,“peng”diguanshangmen,
beikaozhemenbandakouchuanqi。fangjianliqiheiyipian,zhiyouyueguangcongbaiyechuangdefengxizhaojinlai,
zaidishangtouxiaguiyidetiaowen。womosuozhedakaishoujishanguangdeng,zhaoliangleqiangshangdedongxi——bushiyouhua,
ershiyizhangzhangfanhuangdebaozhi,biaotichumujingxin:【1925nian,jingjizhuangyuanmiemencanan,
shierqishiquanyuancansi,xinniangshizong】【1950nian,tanxianduichuangruzhuangyuan,quanyuanwuyishenghai,
xianchangfaxiansisuidehunsha】【2023nian,
《kongbuyouxi:xuesehunli》neicewanjiafankui:npcguoyu“reqing”,
bufenwanjiachuxianjingshenyichang】“zhei……”wolengzhule,
“yiyoubeijinggushihaitingxiangxidema……”guanjiaturanzhuazhuwodejianbang,yongliyaohuang:“kanqingchu!
zheibushiyouxi!neixiekuijia、youhua、qishi……quandoushidangniancansidewanghun!nisuoweide‘gonglveduixiang’,
quandoushisharenbuzhayandeguaiwu!”tadeshengyinsiya,jingpianhoudeyanjinglibumanxuesi:“shangciyougewanjia,
heniyiyangyiweishiyiyou,duizhe‘hunshaxinniang’shuo‘woyuanyi’,jieguobeibalepizuochengxindehunsha!
nishoulidegonglve,shixitongguyijinide‘siwangzhinan’!”wochenmodikanzheta,
turanxiaole:“guanjiaxiansheng,niyanjizhenhao!”“shenme?”“‘yongkongbuqingjiekaoyannvzhuzhenxin’detaolu,
wozaojiuwanguole!”wopailepaitadejianbang,“fangxin,wobuhuibeihedaode!bijing……”wojuqishouji,
shanguangdengzhaolianglefangjianjiaoluoliderenying——neishigehunshenchanmanbengdaidenanren,zhengduozaiyijupang,
yongweiyiluchulaideyanjingjingkongdikanzhewomen。“bijing,”woduizhebengdainanpaolegemeiyan,
“wohaiyaogonglveyinzangkuannanzhuni~”bengdainan:“……”tamengdiwuzhuyanjing,zhuanshenzhuangkaichuanghutiaolechuqu,
xiaoshizaimangmangyesezhong。guanjia:“……”tajuewangdihuazuozaidi,kanzhewoshoulide《yiyougonglvedaquan》,
turanfachuyishengbengkuideaihao:“woweishenmeyaojiezheigerenwua——!”guanjiabawotuijindixiashishi,
dian“yijiesuonanzhu”:aojiaoxixueguibojue、qinglengfuheiguanjia、beiqingbengdainan、duantouqishi……“zheipeizhi,
jianzhishiyiyouwanjiadetiantang!”dixiashidemen“peng”diguanshang,
nongyudexiangshuiweipumianerlai——bushiwoxiangxiangzhongde“gubaomeiwei”,ershitiannidemeiguixiang,
hunzazheyisiruoyouruowude……xuexingwei?(yiyou“bingjiaoxiangshui”sheding!xijiekongkuangxi!)“jiemeimen!
wozhaodaoxindeyiyounanzhule!”yigechuanluolitaqundenvshengpuguolai,lianshanghuazhegeteshinongzhuang,
yanjiaotiezhexiaoliangpian,huailibaozhegequegebodetuziwanou。
takandaowobozishangdelangyaxianglian(bojuejide“quguifu”),yanjingshunjianliangle,“wa!
nichoudaolexixueguixiandexiandingdaoju?!woshixiakeke,yiyouquanzhuming‘qingjieyucedashi’!”“linyouyou,
kejin9999kuaidegandi!”woliangjidongdiwoshou,wanquanmeizhuyidaojiaoluolisuozhegedaiyanjingdenansheng,
tabaozhexigaisesefadou,xiaofukutuihaizhanzheni,kanqilaixianggangcongnagekongbupianpianchangtaochulaide。
“ni、nimennengbunengxiaoshengdian……”nanshengdeshengyindaizhekuqiang,
“gangcaineigekuijiaguaijiuzaimenwai……”“biepadidi!
”xiakekepaizhetadejianbang——tuziwanoudegebo“pada”diaozailedishang,
luchulimiandemianhuaheyigenyisirenleizhigudedongxi——“zaiyiyouli,
suoyouguaiwudoushinanzhudecutanzibiande!nikantahedefadou,kendingshiyinweiwomenmeilita!
”nansheng:“……”(kudegengdashengle)zheishi,dixiashidemenbeituikai,yinfabojuehebengdainanzoulejinlai。
bojuededoupengshangzhanzhexue(yiyou“zhandouhoudemeihuo”pifu!),bengdainandebengdaiyoubengkailelianggen,
luchudepifushangyongxuexiezheyixingzi——【jiuming!tagangcaixiangqinwo!】“bojuedaren!”wolikechongguoqu,
taochushoujidakai**moshi,“womenshibushigaipaizhanghezhaole?
gonglveshangshuo‘yuxixueguidediyizhang**’nengjia100haogandu!”bojuehoutuibanbu,
yinsedetongkonglidiyicichuxianlemingwei“jingkong”deqingxu:“ni……”“wozhidaowozhidao!
”wodianqijiaojiancoujintadelian,“nixiangshuo‘nvren,nichenggongyinqilewodezhuyi’duibudui?jingdiantaici!
kuaishuokuaishuo!”“peng!”bojuemengdizhuanshenzhuangzaiqiangshang,liuxiayigerenxingaoxian。tawuzheetou,
shengyinlidaizheyisibuyichajuedezhandou:“guanjia,jita……zhaoben《zhuangyuanshengcunshouce》。
laiyibenfengmianxiezhe《kongbuyouxishengcunzhinan》deshu——fengmianshangdekuloutouzhengzaidixue——wofankaidiyiye,
zhijianshangmianyonghongsemoshuixiezhejiacudejinggao:【jinggao:benyouxisiwanglv100%!bucunzailianaijieju!
suoyounpcjunhuizhudonggongjiwanjia!
duinpcshuoqinghua;2.chupengrenhedaiqiangweihuawenshidewupin;3……】xiakekecouguolaikanleyiyan,
xingfendipaishou:“meicuomeicuo!yiyouxintaolu!‘fanxianglianai’sheding!guyixiedezheimeherenzengjia**gan!
cehuahaohuiwan!zheige‘siwangflag’kendingshi‘aojiaonanzhudekoushixinfei’,
biruniyueshuoqinghuatayuelianhong,qishihaogandutoutouzhangmanle!”woshenyiweiran,
zhizhedisantiao“jueduibuyaochichushizuoderenheshiwu”,xiaodeqianyanghouhe:“hahaha!‘heianliaoli’geng!
shangciwowan《bingjiaochushi》,nanzhubaduyaozuochengmakalong,jieguonvzhuchilefanerjiesuo‘baidubuqin’jineng!
zheigechushikendingshi‘dushezhongquan’kuan!”jiaoluolidenanshengturantiaoqilai,
zhizhewodebizijianjiao:“nimendaodiyoumeiyouzaitingwoshuohuaa!
gangcaichufangyougemeilianchushinazhecaidaozhuiwoa!tabawodeshubaokanchengliangbanlea!”“shubao?
”xiakekeyanjingyiliang,“shibushiheisede?shangmianxiuzhexingxing?neishi‘xiaoyuanchunaixian’nanzhudexinwua!
yiyouli‘nanzhupohuainvzhuwupin’=‘xiangyinqizhuyi’=‘haogandu+50’!nizhuanleadidi!
”nansheng:“……”tajuewangdidunzaidishang,yongtouzhuangqiang:“wuwa——woyaohuijia!
wozaiyebuwankongbuyouxile!”“kongbuyouxi?”wohexiakekeyikoutongshengdilengzhu,suijibaofachudaxiao,
“didinitairuxila!zheimingmingshi《lianaixunhuan:xueseqiangwei》de‘kongbumeixuedlc’!
nikanzheigebengdaishuaige,”wochuolechuopangbiansuozaiyinyinglidebengdainan,
“tashenshangdexuezishibushihenyou‘bingjiaowenxue’gan?‘jiuming!tagangcaixiangqinwo!’——zezeze,
koushixinfeidejiahuo!”bengdainan:“……”tamengditiaoqi,xiangzhishoujingdetuzizhuangkaidixiashidetongfengkou,
zuanlejinqu,zhiliuxiabengdaisuipianzaikongzhongpiao。bojue:“……”taconghuaizhongtaochuyigeshuijingping,
yangtouguanxialimiandehongseyeti——wocaishi“xixueguidezhenzanghongjiu”(yiyoudaoju“bojuedechongai”),
jieguotahewanhou,liansegengbaile,meitoujinsuo:“guanjia,bataliangbangqilai。”“haode。
”guanjiamianwubiaoqingditaochumasheng,wohexiakekelikexingfendijushou:“woyaofensedeshengzi!
”“woyaoqiangweihuawende!”guanjia:“……”tashoulidemasheng“pa”diduanle。jiuzaizheishi,
dixiashidementuranbeizhuangkai,yigechuanzhepolanhunshadenvguipiaolejinlai,qunbaixiashenchuwushuzhishou,
zhigougoudidingzhewobozishangdelangyaxianglian:“wode……shiyuezhixue……”nansheng:“wuwa——guia!
”(baotoudunfang)xiakeke:“!!!qingdichuxian!yiyoujingdianxiuluochang!”wo:“bojuedarenkuaibaohuwo!
zheishi‘nvzhubeinvpeibangjiananzhuyingxiongjiumei’qingjie!”bojue:“……”taturanwuzhuyanjing,
daizheyisibengkui:“woweishenmeyaodayingneigefengzikaifazheigeyouxi……”nvgui:“……”tapiaozaiyuandi,
sihuzaisikaorensheng。dixiashili,jianjiaosheng、xingfendetaolunsheng、bojuedetanxishengjiaozhizaiyiqi,
zhiyouguanjiamomodicongkoudailitaochugeersaidaishang,
yanshenkongdongdiwangzhetianhuaban——【xitongtishi:npcguanjiajingshenzhi-50,
jijiangjinru“baozou”zhuangtai】chufangdexuexingweibixiangxiangzhonggengnong,hunzhetiexiuhefulanshucaideqixi,
danzaiwohexiakekeyanli,
zheifenmingshiyiyou“anheixichushi”debiaozhixingchangjing——bijingshangciwan《bingjiaoliaoliren》shi,
nanzhudechufanglihaiguazherenpiweiqunni!“zhaodaole!”xiakekezhizhezaotaiqiandeshenying,
neirenchuanzhezhanxuedechushifu,toushangtaozheheisesuliaodai,shouliliangbacaidaowudehuhushengfeng,
anbanshang“dongdongdong”deduoroushengxiangzaidajiepai。(yiyou“chushide**chuangzuo”cg!)“chushixiansheng!
”woshenxiyikouqi,baichugonglveshoucelide“tianmeixiaoronggongshi”,“ninzaizuoshenmeya?
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”xiakekejidongditaochushoujiluxiang,“wojiuzhidao!takendingshixiangyongnanchideliaoliyinqiwomenzhuyi!
shangciwan《aojiaozhuchu》shi,nanzhuhaiwangtanglijiajiemoni!”chushi:“……”taturanjuqicaidao,
chaozheanbanhenhenduoxiaqu——anbanliekai,luchulimianqianzhedebanjieshouzhigu。(yiyou“kuazhangdaoju”!
zheigutouzuodetaibizhenle,lianzhijiafenglidenidouyou!)wo:“!!!
”(xingxingyan)“chushixianshenghaolihai!zheishi‘daogongzhanshi’qingjiema?
shibushiyaowomencaizheigenshouzhishinagenanzhude?wodushibojuedarende!
tazuotiandengwodeshihoushouzhiguanjiedouzaixiang!”chushishoulidecaidao“kuangdang”diaozaidishang。
heisesuliaodaixiade“lian”zhuanxiangwo,chenmolezuzuwumiao,turanzhuaqipangbiandemianfendai,
chaozhewomenpitougailiansaguolai:“gun——!!!”“aiya!shi‘mianfendazhan’!
”wolazhexiakekeduokai,xingfendizhuaqiyibamianfenrenghuiqu,“yiyouguoranhuiwanlangman!
chushixianshengnishibushilianhongle?suirannidaizhesuliaodaikanbujian……”hunluanzhong,
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diaochulaiyizhangfanhuangdezhaopian——shangmianshigechuanweiqundenanren,baozheyigexiaonvhai,
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tamanmantaiqitou,suliaodaishangdedongduizhezhaopian,jianbangkaishiqingweidizhandou。
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denghuierzaihuilaijinizuo‘aixinbiandang’e!”chushi:“……”(momobazhaopiansaijinhuaili,
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faxianchushizhengduizhebingxiangmenshangdebianlitiefadai,
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lianseyoudianbai:“youyou……nibujuedeneigezhaopianshangdexiaonvhai……hewoyoudianxiangma?”“xiangcaihaoa!
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wanoudeyanjingshiliangkeheiseniukou,zaizoulanghunandezhuguangxia,haoxiangzaidingzhewokan。
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