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《hongyiliguiyaokaobianshangan》shiyibuqihuanmofaleideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，youmoshuibanjituijingxinchuangzuo。gushizhuyaoweiraozhechenmoxuanmingzizhangqingyuanzhankai，yigeyiwaideshikongchuansongjiangqidaidaoleyishijie，chengweileguangmingshiliyuheianshilizhijiandeguanjianrenwu。chenmoxuanmingzizhangqingyuanbixuxuehuizhangwozijidemofanengli，bingzhaodaotongwanghuiguixianshishijiedefangfa。youbianhuileneigesongbaoyangzi，zhuazhechenmodexiuzikusuzijichadianjiu“yingongxunzhi”le。chenmohezhangqingyuanduishiyiyan，doukandaoleduifangyanzhongdeningzhong。“fangcainei……chongmanleshenmihemofadefenwei，jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigelingrenjingtandeqihuanshijie。

精彩章节

01yiguanjuhuadongfenju，shenye。zhihuizhongxinhongdengkuangshan，cierdejingbaoshengjihuyaoxianfanwuding。“chendui！

mubiaonengliangfanyingtupoyuzhi！dingweiwancheng——shizhongxin，daxuecheng，meishijie，laowangshaokaotan！

”jishuyuandeshengyindaizhekuqiang。chenmo，yiguanjuwangpaixingdongzuzhang，yishenheisezhanshufuchendetashenzibiting，

yanshenlengdexiangxiboliyadedongtu。tayibazhuaqizhuoshangdetezhinengliangshouqiang，shengyinmeiyouyisibolan。

“yidui、erdui，genwozou。feibiyaobukaihuo，womendemubiaoshishourong，bushihuimie。”shifenzhonghou，

shuliangheisesuvyiyigemanhengdezitaibaoweileyanhuoliaoraodeshaokaotan。shikemenzuoniaoshousan，

laobanhedesuozaikaojiahou。chenmodaiduituru，qiangkoushunjiansuodingmubiao。

zhijianyigechuanzhexianyanhongyifu、liansecangbaideshaonian，zhengyijiaocaizaisuliaobandengshang，yishouzhuazhejichuankaoyaozi，

chidemanzuiliuyou。zhengshitouhaoweixianmubiao——daihao“hongyinanhai”delihongyi。takandaoheidongdongdeqiangkou，

bujinmeipa，faneryanjingyiliang，yongliyanxiazuiliderou，yongnazhekaochuandeshouzhixiangchenmo，

duilaobandashengrangrang：“kandaomei！guojiaderen！xizhuangbaotu！zhuanmenlaiqingwochushande！”taniutou，

duichenmonulijichuyigeziyiweixiemeikuangjuandexiaorong，“nvren，wozhuyinihenjiule。jinigejihui，

bawohezheixiekaochuan，yiqidabaodaihuidanwei！yihou，wozhaozheni！”chenmoshenhoudeduiyuanmenzuijiaochouchu，

chadianmeibengzhu。chenmomianwubiaoqing，shangqianyibu，juqileyigedongxi——bushiwuqi，

ershiyigeshoukuanerweima。“xing。”tashengyinlengdan，“xianbafanqianjiele，yigongyibaiwushiba。

danweibubaoxiao。”lihongyilianshangdekuangaoshunjianninggu，jiaocongbandengshanghualexialai，

shengyindoudilebadu：“……neng、nengkaifapiaoma？”huidaoyiguanju，shenxunshi（jiaqiangfanghuban）。

lihongyibeianpaizuozaitezhidenengliangjushuyishang，haoqididongzhangxiwang。

chenmohejiweizhuanjiazaidanxiangbolihouguancha。“kaishinengliangcengjijiance。”yiweilaozhuanjiaxialing。

yiqitantouduizhunlihongyi，shuzhikaishitiaodong，ranhou……yilubiaosheng，pingmushangdequxianxiangzuolehuojian！

“jinggao！nengliangchaochuceliangfanwei！jinggao……”“peng！”yishengmenxiang，

neitaijiazhibufeidejingmiyiqidingduanmaochuleyilvqingyan，cheditanhuan。quanchangsiji。laozhuanjiafulefuyanjing，

shengyinganse：“zhei……zheibukeneng！jiusuanshibainianligui，yebukeneng……”yizhichenmoguanchadezhangjuzhang，

huanhuanzoudaodanxiangboliqian，muguangruilidexiangying，sisidingzheyilianwugudelihongyi。

“tongzhilonghushandeneiweiguolai。”tadishengduizhushoushuo，suijizhuanxiangchenmo，yuqiningzhong，“chenmo，

zaitashenshang，wokandaodebushiputongdeyuanqi。tadelinghunshenchu，

maizangzhemouzhong……liantazijikenengdoubuzhidaode‘dongxi’。”“chubupanduan，fengxiandengji：weizhi。

”02yiguanju，teshupinggushi。lihongyizuozaiyizhangputongdeyizishang（yinweijushuyikenengbugoutazhade），

duimianshizhangjuzhang、chenmo、jiweixinlizhuanjia，

yijiyiweigangganggandao、chuanzheqingsedaopao、mianronglengjundenianqingnanzi——longhushanzhengtongchuanren，zhangqingyuan。

“neime，lihongyi，”yiweixinlixuejiajinliangrangzijideshengyinwenhe，“niweishenmexiangjiaruwomen？

”lihongyishuangtuibinglong，shoufangzaixigaishang，doudexiangzhuanglemada，zuishangquexiangmolemi：“wei、weirenminfuwu！

wokannimenzheihuoer，ting、ting**de！zhuyaoshiyoubianzhi，wending，

hainengjiaowuxianyijin……”zhangqingyuanlenghengyisheng，shengyinbuda，querangshineidewenduzhoujiangjifen。

“nenglizhanshihuanjie。”chenmogongshigongbanditishi。“ee！”lihongyizhanqilai，biezulejing，xiaoliantonghong。

piankehou，tazaizhongrenmianqian，juxianghuachuyigejuda、shanshuo、daizheqicaipaomadengxiaoguode——“song”zi。

zhuanjiamen：“……”chenmofue。zhangqingyuanquemengdizhanqishen，beihoutaomujian“zeng”yishengzidongchuqiaobancun，

linliededaojiazhengqishunjianchongyingzhenggefangjian，suodinglihongyi！“feirenfeigui，yuanshachanshenquelingtaiguiyiqingming！

”zhangqingyuanmuguangrudian，shengyindaizheburongzhiyideweiyan，“nijuefeifansuyuanling！shuo！nijiujingshishenmedongxi？

！‘wuchangsha’zhizi，weihehuichuxianzaici！”“wuchangsha？

”lihongyibeineizhengqiyadezhijiechuliudaoyizixiamian，baozhetoujianjiao，“wobuzhidaoa！

wojiujidewosideyuan，xinglaijiuzheiyangle！lingdaojiuwo！taqishilinshigong！”zhangjuzhangyanzhongjingguangyishan，

taishouanxialezhangqingyuandejian：“qingyuandaozhang，shaoanwuzao。zaiwomenzheili，yaojiangzhengju，jiangchengxu。

”zhangqingyuansisidingzhesesefadoudelihongyi，huanhuanshoujian，yiziyijudao：“juzhang，ciwuxiongxianyichang，

wojianyi，lijifengyin，yijuehouhuan！”pinggushiwai，zhangjuzhangkanzhelimianjifeigoutiaodechangmian，

duichenmodishengdao：“jita‘linshiguwen’deshenfen，youniquanquanfuze。kanhaota，ye……baohuhaota。

”03genjuqingbao，yigebeichengwei“jingzhongyao”deeling，zhengliyongwangluozhibosharen，yizaochengsanqimingan。

taxingzongguimi，chuantongshouduannanyizhuizong。“zheishinidediyigerenwu，”chenmojiangpingbandiannaodijilihongyi，

shangmianshianjianxiangqing，“zhengmingnidejiazhi。”lihongyipaizhexiongfu（suiranshouzaidou）：“fangxinlingdao！

kanwojitalaigeshehuizhuyihexinjiazhiguanquanfangweixili！”taruqinlezhibopingtai，

chuangjianfangjian“hongyinanhaiguanfangrenzhenghao”。dangjingzhongyaozaixiayigeshouhaizhepingmulifuxianchuzhengningmiankongshi，

lihongyidexunixingxiangzhunshidanchu。“dai！neibiandeyaoguai！

niyiweifan《wangluoanquanfa》he《zhianguanlichufatiaoli》！likefangqidikang，jieshougaizao！

”taqingleqingsangzi，kaishinianjing，“fuqiang、minzhu、wenming、hexie……”jingzhongyaodedongzuotingzhile，

sihubeizheilipudecaozuogaomengle。jiuzailihongyiyiweishengquanzaiwoshi，yibiandousheng！

zhibohuamianzhongdejingyaomengdizhuantou，tongkongbianchengyipianqihei，gekongduizhelihongyidexunixingxiangyizhua！“ea！

”lihongyiganjueyigubinglengdeliliangezhuletadehoulong，jiangtacongxunishijiehenhenzhuaichu，

lingtibeizhongzhongzazaijifangdedibanshang！yanqiandejingzhongyaobuzaishizhiqiandexiaojiaose，tadeqixibaozhang，

shenxingniuqu，sanfazhelingrenzuooudeeyi。tayibububijin，lizhuayangqi。

“budui……zheililiang……shixuanmingzi……”jingyaofachusiyadeshengyin。

lihongyide“guichuwangquan”dazaiduifangshenshangrutongnaoyangyang，“zuipao”wanquanshixiao。tabeidanfangmiannianya，

lingtiguangmangjisuandan，fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaochedixiaosan。

“lingdao……jiuming……zheihuiwantuole……”tajuewangdikanzhechongjinlaidechenmo。

chenmodenengliangshejibeijingyaoqingyidankai。siwangdeyinyinglongzhaoerxia。

jiuzaijingyaodelizhuajijiangchujilihongyihexindeshunjian——lihongyidekuhanjiaranerzhi。tadixiatou，

zaitaiqishi，lianshangsuoyoudesongbaohediankuangdouxiaoshile，zhishengxiayipianbinglengde、feirendemoran。shuangyan，

huaweichuncuideqihei。taqingqingkaikou，shengyinzhongdiezhelingyigegulaoerxionglideyishi：“guozao。

”yigulingchenmohegangganggandaodezhangqingyuandougandaoxinjidehuimiexingshaqi，yilihongyiweizhongxin，hongranbaofa！

04neigukongbudeshaqizhichuxianleyishun，suizhelihongyidehunmierxiaosan。

jingzhongyaozaineisheng“guozao”zhongzhijiehuaweifeihui。yiliaoshinei，lihongyiyouyouzhuanxing，

youbianhuileneigesongbaoyangzi，zhuazhechenmodexiuzikusuzijichadianjiu“yingongxunzhi”le。

chenmohezhangqingyuanduishiyiyan，doukandaoleduifangyanzhongdeningzhong。“fangcaineiguliliang……”zhangqingyuanchenshengdao。

“wohuixiangjuzhangxiangxibaogao。”chenmodaduanta，yanshenfuzadikanzhelihongyi，“niganjuezenmeyang？

”“touyun，fali，xuyaokaoyaozibubu……”lihongyiruoruodishuo。yucitongshi，

chengshimougeyinandedixiajitan。pizheheisedoupengdexuanmingzi，huanhuanzhengkaileyanjing。tamianqiandeshuipenzhong，

zhengyingchulihongyihunmiqiandehuamian。“zhaodaole……‘wuchangsha’。”xuanmingzishenchucangbaideshouzhi，

huaguoshuipenzhonglihongyidelian，yanzhongshijinhufengkuangdetanlan，“meixiangdao，

chuanshuozhongnengtongyuwanguide‘guiwangzhizi’，jingranzangzaizheimeyige……youqudequqiaoli。”“dengzhewo，

xiaojiahuo。nijiangshiwuchengjiu‘guixiandadao’，zuiwanmeiderongqi。”yiguanju，zhangjuzhangbangongshi。“suoyi，

tatineiqueshizangzhe‘wuchangsha’？”zhangjuzhangkanzhebaogao，yuqipingjing。“shi，suiranjibuwending，

qietasihuwufazhudongkongzhi。”chenmohuida。zhangjuzhangdiandiantou，

dijitayifenwenjian：“zheishijuligangtuixingde《waipinyichangshengwujixiaokaoheguanlibanfa（shixing）》。

jitakankan，rangtayoudianshizuo，fensanzhuyili。miandetalaodianjizhezijishentilide‘fangke’。

”dangchenmobaneifenyinzhe“kpikaohebiao”dewenjianfangzailihongyimianqianshi，tadengdaleyanjing。

“yueduherenzhibiao？renwuwanchenglv？nengliangxiaohaobi？haiyou……youxiuyuangongpingxuan？

”lihongyideshengyinzaizhandou，“nimenzheishinvedaitonggong！ebu，nvedaitonggui！”chenmotiaomei：“ganbugan？

bugandehua，wozhihaobanijiaojizhangqingyuandaozhang‘tuoshanchuli’le。”“**！**haibuxingma！

”lihongyiyibabaozhukaohebiao，yukuwulei，“neijuandoujuandaolingyiquanle，haiyoumeiyoutianli！

”05weilewanchengneigaisidekpi，lihongyizaichenmode“youhao”jianduxia，kaishitexun。

kaifachulezhuru“songyong（songyong）zhiguang”（rangdirendouzhiquanwu）、“pengcishifangyu”dengsaojineng，

suiranxiaoguoqipa，danzongsuanyoudianjinbu。zhidaoneitian，jingbaozaicixiangcheyiguanju，jibie——zuigao！

“duogelingmaijiediantongshizaodaogongji！youqiangdanengliangyuanzhengtupowaiweifangyu！”zhihuizhongxindapingmuyipianxuehong。

zhangqingyuandiyishijianyujianchongchu，chenmodaiduijinsuiqihou。raner，tamenmianduide，shijueduidenianya。

ruqinzhezhiyouyiren——xuanmingzi。taxiantingxinbubanzouzaiyiguanjuzongbudezoulangshang，

suoyouzidongfangyufuwenzaikaojintashishunjianandan、bengsui。

teqinduiyuandenengliangwuqishezaitashenzhoudehutiguiqishang，rutongniniuruhai。

zhangqingyuandetaomujianhuazuojinguangzhanqu，xuanmingzizhishiqingqingyidanzhi。“dang！”taomujiandaofeierhui，

guanghuaandan，zhangqingyuanruzaozhongji，koupenxianxuedaofeichuqu，zhongzhongzazaiqiangshang，yishiwufaqishen。

chenmojuqiangsheji，xuanmingzisuishouyihui，tashouzhongdetezhinengliangqiangbianzhachenglesuipian，

zhenggerenbeiwuxingdeliliangxianfei，zhuangzaikongzhitaishang，zuijiaoyixue。zhenggeyiguanjuzongbu，

zaitamianqianrutongbushefangdeertongleyuan。xuanmingzikandoumeikantamen，tademuguang，zhijiechuantoulecengcengzuge，

luozailezhengzhunbeiyong“songbaodundishu”taopaodelihongyishenshang。xiayimiao，

tarutongguimeibanchuxianzailihongyimianqian。fulingsuolianrutongdushe，zidongfeichu，jianglihongyikundejiejieshishi。

“guai，genwozou。”xuanmingziweixiaozhe，yuqixiangzaihongxiaohai，yanshenquebinglengrudushe，

“nitineichenshuideliliang，bugaibeizheixiefanrendianwu。tayinggaiyonglai……zhongsuzheigeshijiedezhixu。

”lihongyipinmingzhengzha，kuhan：“jiuminga！bangjiaa！lingdao！zhangjuzhang！jiuming！”xuanmingzituozheta，

rutongtuozheyijianxingli，jingzhichaowaizouqu。chenmozhengzhazhexiangpaqilai，quezaicidiedao，

zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhelihongyibeituozou，yanzhongchongmanlejuewanghebugan。lihongyidekuhansheng，

zaikongkuangdezoulangliyuelaiyueyuan……06binglengdefulingsuolianshenshenlejinlingti，dailaisiliebandetongchu。

lihongyibeixuanmingzixiangtuosigouyiyangtuoxingzaiyiguanjuyipianlangjiedezoulangshang。“jiuminga！bangjiaa！

youmeiyouwangfaa！”lihongyikudebitiyanleihuleyilian，tulaodizhengzha，“lingdao！zhangjuzhang！

nimenbunengbuguanwoa！wokeshilinshigong……linshigongyeyouguiquana！”xuanmingzizuijiaoguazhedanmodexiaoyi，

duitadekuhaochongerbuwen。jiuzaizheishi，qianfangchuanlaiyishengxuruodenuhe：“fang……kaita！

”chenmozhengzhazhecongkongzhitaibianchengqishenti，tazuijiaodaixue，zhanshufuposun，

quezaicijuqile……yikuaicongzhuoshangzhuaqidezhanshupingbandiannao。tayanshenxionghen，xiangyitouhuzaidemulang，

mingzhibudi，yeyaoliangchuzuihoudeliaoya。“ze，louyidewanqiang。”xuanmingzisishiyanfanle，suishouyihui，

yidaoningshideheiseguiqirutongbianzibanchouchu，jingzhundijidazaichenmoshenshang。

“pu——”chenmozaicibeizhongzhongjifei，houbeizazaijinshuqiangbishang，fachuyishengmenxiang，ranhouruanruanhualuozaidi，