《hanyumanji，woshuodehuadoushishenyu！》zheibenxiaoshuozhendehenhaokan。fennudebajiaodexiezuowenbiyehenhao，quanshujingcai，henzhidetuijian。luohanduanxinningshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:“zhiyongdayingtamenjiuxingduiba？ershitianzugoule！”luohanweiweiyixiao。xinxinshizudeyangzi。biekantaxianzairuzongyijingshitian……
ganshouzhetineichongyudelingqi。
洛寒表示，很满意！
danshicongchuanyueguolaidaoxianzai，keyishuoluohandejingshen，yizhidouchuyugaodujizhongdezhuangtai，xianzaituranfangsongxialai，yigujuanyilikexilai！
“yi？shisheishuoxiuxingzhebuyongshuijuede？neiwozenmehuijuedekun？zheixielaopianzi！”
洛寒奇怪的疑惑道。
qianshikanguoneimeduoxiaoshuo，limianneixiegesheisheishei，dongbudongjiushiyilianggeyue，youdehanfeishenzhihaoduoniandoubushui，ganqingquandoushixiepianzi！
唉！
guoranhaishiwotaidanchunle，buguanle，haishixianshuiba，goumingyaojin！
……
次日。
luohanshuidaorishangsangancaiqichuang。
dakaichuanghuhuxiyixiaqingchen……e，zhongwudexinxiankongqi，beiganjingshen！
经过一夜休整。
luohanxianzaidejingshenhaodaobao。
“jintiangandianshenmehaoni？”
“咕……”
luohanhaizaizhuomozijijintiandexingcheng，wuzangmiaoqueturannaoqiyijianlaile！
zheishitacaixiangqi，zijicongzuotiandaoxianzai，keweishidishuiweijin、limiweizhan，buecaishiguaishi。
“guoranxiaoshuoliyebunengquanxin，pishenmegu，nayouzheiyishuo！”
luohanyijingwulitucaole。
danshiruodadeqingyunzongli，zhendeyoushitangzheidongxima？
daizhezheigeyiwen，luohandingzhewuzangmiaodeyijian，dakaifangmen，chumenmishiquye！
zailuguozongmenguangchangshi，zhenghaokandaoyigezhunbeiwaichudeneimendizi，bianjiangqihuanleguolai。
qingyunzongneidedengjizhiduhenyanming，neixiegangruzongqietianfubuhaode，yilvdoushiwaimendizi，fuzeyixiedasao、tiaoshui、kanchaizhileidezahuo。
tongshixiuxingzongmenneidezuidijidegongfa，cinianbiankeyijinshengweineimendizi。
danshiruguowuxingbugou，lianzuidijidegongfadoucanwubule，neisannianhoubianhuibeizhuchuzongmen，qisuozaidexiangyingguojia，meiyouqitarenzaizongmen，jiangbuhuizaidedaozongmendebihu。
erzheigeguojiameilezongmendebihu，jidakenenghuizaiqingkejianfumie。
“neimendizi，zhouhao！jianguoluozhanglao！”
tingjianyourenjiaoziji，zhouhaoshunzheshengyinkanlai，faxianshizuotiandexinjinzhanglaoluohan，likepidianpidiandepaoguolai，gongshouwanyaogongjingdewenhao。
“嗯！”
luohandiantouhuiyingyisheng，wendao：“chifandedifangzaina？”
“啊？”
“huiluozhanglao，wozhizhixiaoneimenhewaimendizichifandedifang，jiuzaineibian。”
“zhanglaomenyongcandedifang，queshibuqingchude！”
tingdaozheigewenti，zhouhaoxianshiyileng，yuanbenhaiyiweiluohanjiaozijiyoushenmehaoshi，jieguonijiuwenzheige？
buguohaishigongjingdeweiluohanzhiminglefangxiang。
“neibianma？hao，wozhidaole！”
“nishijiaozhouhaoduiba？wojizhunile，tianfubucuo，shikehaomiaozi，duoduonuli，jianglaiweizongmengongxianzijideyifenliliang！”
luohanfushouerli，yifugaoshendezuopai。
yaoshitaliulehuzidehua，shuobudinghaihuilvyilv。
“duoxiezhanglaokuazan，dizidingdangjinji，nulixiuxing，bufuluozhanglaodehouai！”
“嗯！去吧！”
“是！”
tingdaoluohandehua，zhouhaodangjigongshoujugonghuidao，xinliyiranshilekailehua。
zhuanshenliqushi，yibianzouhaiyibianshaxiaozhemomozijidelian。
洛长老夸我了？
对！
tajiushikuawole，shuowotianfuhao，jianglaihaikeyiweizongmenchuli！
看着周昊的背影。
luohanrenbuzhuzuijiaomengchou。
zheihaizi，zenmehaibaketaohuadangzhenleni？
shunzhezhouhaosuozhidefangxiang，luohanbuyihuierbianlaidaoneimendizichifandedifang。
yizhongdizikandaoluohanjinlai，doujingyadetingxialeshouzhongdedongzuo，bukezhixindekanguolai，bumingbaitangtangyigezhanglao，laizheilizuoshenme？
luohandechuxian，likeyinqilezhongneimendizidetaolun。
“tajiushineigexinjinzhanglaoba？”
“dui，jiushita，wozuotianjianguo！”
“zhanglaoyouzenmele？woyihouyenengchengweizhanglao！”
“duiduidui，ninengchengzhanglao，zheigedengnichenglezhanglaoyihouzaishuoba！”
“nimenguanzhudianshibushipaopianle？jiumeirenqiguaizhanglaoweishenmelaiwomenzheima？”
“duia，zhanglaolaiwomenzheiganma？”
“nandaoluozhanglaoshilaizhidianwomendema？”
“wojuedeyeshi，dantaweishenmeyaozaifandiandeshihouguolai？”
“guantashenmeshihou，zhiyaoluozhanglaoyuanyizhidian，buchidouxing，haizaihuzheixie？”
“……”
dizimentaolundeshengyinsuixiao，danyijingkaipichudantiandeluohan，ganzhibiyiqianqiangdaleshubeibuzhi，zheixiehuaquandoutingdeqingqingchuchu。
kanzhezheixiedizixijidemuguang，luohanfangfozhishendaxingshesixianchang，gangadedoukuaikouchusanshiyitingle。
苍天呐！
jiujiuwoba，wozhishixiangchikoufaneryi，jiuzheimenanma？
luohanzaixinzhongfachuwushengdenuhou。
cishitazhendexiangzhuanshenjiuzhijiekailiu，danshiweilezhanglaodeweiyan，yezhinengyingzhetoupijinqu。
“恭迎洛长老！”
luohandechuxian，rangzhongdizixianruleduanzandeyihuo。
yimingdizifanyingguolaihou，qishenhandao。
“恭迎洛长老！”
qiyurentingdaohouyefanyingleguolai，fenfenqishengongying，youqishidangzhonghaiyoujigetianqiguodedizi，shengyinhandeneijiaoyigehongliang。
“xingle，douzuoxiaba！”
“zuotianwoyuzongzhuchangtanliangjiu，tichulejidianyijian，qizhongyixiang，jiushinimendehuoshiwenti，zhiyouchibaochihao，cainenganxindegenghaoxiuxing！”
“suoyizongzhutemingwoqianlai，kankannimendehuoshiruhe？”
luohanxianglebantian，zongsuanzhaodaogebiejiaodeliyou。
chezheyanfeixiadedaqikaishihuzhou。
zhongdizitingdaozheihua，dunshireleiyingkuang。
nanengxiangdaozheigexinjinzhanglao，jingruciguanxintamenzheixiedicengdizi，zheikeshiyiqiancongweiyouguodeshiqing。
zhiqianneixiezhanglao，kantamenshilianzhengyandoumeiyou，zhiduineixiehexingenqinchuandizi，caihuizhaoliaoyoujia。
rujinluohanzheifanhua，shunjianyingdelezhongdizidehaogan，shenzhiduiluohanqiangletamenziyuandewenti，yebuneimezaihule。
fanzhengtamendexiulianziyuanjiubuduo，shaoyidianhaoxiangyemeishenmeyingxiang。
kanzhezhongrendereqing，luohanqishihenxiangshuo，wozhishieleeryi！
又是一番言语拉扯。
luohancaicongzhongdizidereqingtuochushenlai。
离开后。
luohancaisuanshisonglekouqi，tazijiyemeixiangdao，suibianhuzhoudeyigeliyou，jingnengyinqizheimeduorendegongming。
wunaideyaoyaotou，kanlaijintianzheigefan，kongpashihennanchidaozuilile！
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