《hezhadiegongganhou,xiaoxiaolaoziwanzhuanhaomen》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo,youjiangxiaokuijingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaoshangyanchisangbiaomianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian,zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。qishilimidenaiguanzimeishuohua,beizuanzhenaodaidetamomingdetihuidaoleyizhongbeipodangzhichideganjue。xiaowanyibeipoanzaichuangshangdangzhichideshihou,renhaimei……。
tarenmingdetanlekouqi,zhinengziligengshengdezaicizitaoyaobaodeyongneijinshengbuduodejifenduihuanleyishuangwuxingdeshou,qingqingzhuandongfushoudakaimen。
ranhou,qingxujiang:【jinqubabaobei,quyongnideai!ganhuata!!rangtachenggongrenxianizheigenverhou,womendejihuajiuchenggongleyibanle!】
qishilimidemeiqiguanziwenyanshunjiantinghuadejuedingqishen!
shangyimiaoxiongjiujiuqiangangdezoujinqu,xiangzheyaohaohaojineiyuchundeliangjiaoshouyigehaokan!
jieguoxiayimiao,zaikandaoyuchunrenleineibizijidalebuzhidaoduoshaobeidewodeshihou,qishilimimeiqiguanzicishicikedexinqingyonglianggezilaixingrong,neijiushi:xianmu!
yongsangezilaixingrong,neijiushi:henjidu!
yongwugezilaixingrong,neijiushi:xianmujiduhen!
真是可恶啊!!
shuohaodeqiangletayigenhuotuichangjiudejidangtachanshide!
nimenjiamaozhuzimeitianwozaineigaishudexiaowolihaidemujidundequansuozhecainengdaidekai,zheigeyuchundeliangjiaoshoudaoshihaolewa!!
maodoumeizhangquandeliangjiaoshoujuranzijibazhanlezheimedayigewo!jitasangbiaodewoquezhiyouneimexiaoyidingdian!
dingdiandaotadexiaowowogujizhinengfangkailiangjiaoshoudedingba!?
sangbiaoturanzhijianjiujuedezijibeikedaile。
好好好!!
tashuozheiliangjiaoshouzheimezhangshijiandoubuqushifengzijidemaozhuzashiganshenmeni,yuanlaishiyaobeizhetasangbiaotoutouxiangfua!
zheishizaijitahaokanba!??
tounaojiandandezaizishunjianjiujichuangshangbeimengyanchanshendenanrenpanlesixing。
naohaizhong,xitong001deshengyinhaizaicaoxindezhufudecuicu:【baobeibaobei,kanjianmei,nibabayoukaishixianrumengyanxingbuguolaile,nixianzaijiubanishenpangzhuozishangfangzhideneigezhuangzheshuideshuibeijinibabaduanguoqu,ranhouqingqingdebatajiaoxinghouzaishuoshangganggangbenxitonghenishuodeneijuguanqiedehuajiudashigaochenglebaobei!】
【takendinghuibeinidexiaoshungandongdexilihuala!】
jiligualade,xiaojiahuonulibiezhushengqi,naodaiyizhuanjiuchoudaoleshenpangzhuozishangneizhuangzheshuideshuibei。
tafeilidedianqixiaojiaojiao,roudududezhuazhuazaizhuoshangzuomomoyoutantandefeilelaodadeliqibashuibeibaoxialaihou,yebuzhidaoshibushiyinweineibeizikanqilaixiangui,suoyiliandaizhebabeizilideshuiyechendeguiqilexiexu。
fanzhengbuchuyiwaidehuajiuyaochuyiwaile。
嗯。
xiaowanyiyoukaishixinlibupinghengle。
dalazhedenaodaiyanbabadekanzheshangyanchibeizizhongdeshui,yuanliuliudedanaodailijiuzhibuzhudexiangqizijineixiaomaowanlideshui。
huoxumaodesiweijiushineimeqiqiguaiguai,guerliangxiangquanhengzhixia,zaizimingbaileyigedaoli,neijiushi...
shangyanchibeizilideshui=gongtingyulu
她猫碗里的水=马尿
zaijiandanyidiandejianeryanzhi,neijiushi:shangyanchibeizhezijizheigemaozhuziheqiongjiangyulu,jitahemaniao!
yuanliuliudeputaoyanzhongshunjianhuomaosanzhangdemaochufennudehuomiaomiao!
jiashangnaozhongdandanyibutingdicuicu,shangyouyouxiaopengyouyuexiangyueqi,xiaozhuazhuabaozheneibeizimaizheneihaimeitaixunfuhaodeyishuangxiaoduantuipulengzhezoudaonanrenshuizhedechuangqian。
ranhou,qidetaxiaoshouyiyang!
yibeizideshuijiujinshudesadaoleshangyanchishenshang。
dandan...epei!001xuxutaotaodeshengyinjiaranerzhi!
waifangdeshixiangenzheneizaikongzhongxingchenghududeshuiwangguoqu,zuihoujingzhunwuwudetingliuzaishangyanchineishiluludeyupaodangbudeweizhi。
一秒...
两秒......
sanmiao.........
【aaaaa!!!wanlewanle!!baobeiniganshenmea!!!worangnijiaoxingtajitaweishuinipotaganmaa!?tahuidasinide!!!】
001fachubengkuidetuboshudejianjiao,pianpiancishi,neixianrumengyanzhongtongkuzhengzhazhedenanrenmeixincuqi,sihuxiayimiaojiuyaoxinglai。
001yikan,duanbuzhule!
yebuguanjihuarenwunengbunengchenggongle,suhuashuodehaoliudeqingshanzaibupameichaishao!
shangyanchizheihuobenlaijiuminganduoyiyinqingbudingde,fanzhengzhishaoxianzaibunengjishangyanchiliuxiabuhaodeyinxiang,yaoburanyihouxiangjinshangjiadounan!
tajiaojidecuicu:【baobeibaobei!nihailengzheganshenmea,chentahaimeixing,zanganjinmabutingtidexianliuweishangba!】
【nibabaxingleyaoshizhidaoshinizheigelailibumingdexiaobendanbatakuzishangposhangshuikendinghuibanidaside!!kuaikuaikuai!!!woxianzaiyunxunisijiaozhedidefeikuaipulengchuqu!!】
嗯。
这话说得情真意切。
qishilimimeiqiguanguanquetingdeyilengyilengde:“shaxi?”
xiyaoyaoletademaomingma?
001ruguoyoushiti,gujijiuyinggaizhijietuozhezheixiaochunsuzhukaishiwangwaipaole。
ketameiyou,tazhinengzaishangyouyouxiaopengyoudenaozilijidetuantuanzhuan,jizhiyibi,bingbushihencongmingdexitongxiangdaolelingyigeyuchundanyouxiaodebanfa:【zhenshiyaolelaomingle!shizaibuxingbaobeinijiuzhijiezhuangshachonglengdekouershiba!nibabajiushizaizenmebuzuorenwoxiangxintayinggaibuhuiweinankouershideshazide!】
这屁屁话说的。
duiyulijienengliqipadezaizilaijiang,fanyifanyi,jiuzhijiechenglelingyihuishi。
neijiushifensexiaoxiongpieshouwaizui:“buguojiushibatashenshangnongshangledianshuieryi,nishitababanihaihaipata,zhenshigewonangdexiaobaobeia~”
“nikantawowonangnangdekendingyedabuguoni,tapanipadedouhelaoshujiandaomaoyiyanglenijiuqujitakoukouershirangtabianchengyigeshazijiuxingle。”
daijidenaozijiannandeyunzuoleyimiao...
两秒......
sanmiao.........
xiaojiahuozuanzheroudududezhuazhua,banzhexiaolianzhengzhongdedianlediantou:“ng,nishuodudui~”
她系他爸爸!
她不能怕他~
001shangyimiaohaixiqizheitingbudongrenhuadexiaozaizizhongyunengtingdongrenhuale,xinzhongbujinkuazan:ruzikejiaoye。
jieguoxiayimiao,jiukandaoneipangwanyixiongjiujiu,qiangangsijiaobingyongdepashangleyijingkuaicongmengyanzhongxinglaideshangyanchidechuang。
zazahuhudetongzikaishituboshujianjiao:【aaaaaxiaozuzong!!niganmaya??takuaixinglea!!】
gangchengjingdezaizihaimeinengshuliandexunfusizhi,dandanyizainaozizhongaoyixia,hedeyigemeizhanwen,zhijie”baji”yixiashuaileshangyanchineibeidashideshiluludetuishangqule。
001hedezhenjing,gangyaojiaozaizipaqilaikuaizou,xiayimiao,cubujifangdeduishangshangyanchineiqiheidemouzi,neiyijingkuaiyaotuokouerchudehuagengzaihoulongzhong。
【.......baobeikuaizhuang...】
huayuweiluo,ejiandaizhelenghandenanrenzhongyucongmengyanzhongchediqingxingguolai,shudiningmou,zuoqishen。
001daoxiyikouqi,liangyanyiheijianzhikanbudaoshangyouyouxiaopengyoudeguangmingweilai。
pianpianzuozaitatuijiandenaiwazihaihunranbuzhi,erhaiyinweidandanyideneixiehua,xiangshicantouleshenme。
cishizhijiemouzuliqi“baji”yigexiaozhuazhuafeidaoleshangyanchilianshang。
nanrenyidun,mianseshashiyichenhaimeifanyingguolai,jiutingjianheiyezhongyiqianneibuzhidaoshishenmewanyidewanyixiaolixiaozhangdeshuo:“shazabiepa,woxiniba!”
001:σ(゚∀゚ノ)ノ???
emmm...zenmebusuan“xiao”ni?
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