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小说简介

《hezhadiegongganhou,xiaoxiaolaoziwanzhuanhaomen》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo,youjiangxiaokuijingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaoshangyanchisangbiaomianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian,zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。qishilimidenaiguanzimeishuohua,beizuanzhenaodaidetamomingdetihuidaoleyizhongbeipodangzhichideganjue。xiaowanyibeipoanzaichuangshangdangzhichideshihou,renhaimei……。

精彩章节

tarenmingdetanlekouqi,zhinengziligengshengdezaicizitaoyaobaodeyongneijinshengbuduodejifenduihuanleyishuangwuxingdeshou,qingqingzhuandongfushoudakaimen。

ranhou,qingxujiang:【jinqubabaobei,quyongnideai!ganhuata!!rangtachenggongrenxianizheigenverhou,womendejihuajiuchenggongleyibanle!】

qishilimidemeiqiguanziwenyanshunjiantinghuadejuedingqishen!

shangyimiaoxiongjiujiuqiangangdezoujinqu,xiangzheyaohaohaojineiyuchundeliangjiaoshouyigehaokan!

jieguoxiayimiao,zaikandaoyuchunrenleineibizijidalebuzhidaoduoshaobeidewodeshihou,qishilimimeiqiguanzicishicikedexinqingyonglianggezilaixingrong,neijiushi:xianmu!

yongsangezilaixingrong,neijiushi:henjidu!

yongwugezilaixingrong,neijiushi:xianmujiduhen!

真是可恶啊!!

shuohaodeqiangletayigenhuotuichangjiudejidangtachanshide!

nimenjiamaozhuzimeitianwozaineigaishudexiaowolihaidemujidundequansuozhecainengdaidekai,zheigeyuchundeliangjiaoshoudaoshihaolewa!!

maodoumeizhangquandeliangjiaoshoujuranzijibazhanlezheimedayigewo!jitasangbiaodewoquezhiyouneimexiaoyidingdian!

dingdiandaotadexiaowowogujizhinengfangkailiangjiaoshoudedingba!?

sangbiaoturanzhijianjiujuedezijibeikedaile。

好好好!!

tashuozheiliangjiaoshouzheimezhangshijiandoubuqushifengzijidemaozhuzashiganshenmeni,yuanlaishiyaobeizhetasangbiaotoutouxiangfua!

zheishizaijitahaokanba!??

tounaojiandandezaizishunjianjiujichuangshangbeimengyanchanshendenanrenpanlesixing。

naohaizhong,xitong001deshengyinhaizaicaoxindezhufudecuicu:【baobeibaobei,kanjianmei,nibabayoukaishixianrumengyanxingbuguolaile,nixianzaijiubanishenpangzhuozishangfangzhideneigezhuangzheshuideshuibeijinibabaduanguoqu,ranhouqingqingdebatajiaoxinghouzaishuoshangganggangbenxitonghenishuodeneijuguanqiedehuajiudashigaochenglebaobei!】

【takendinghuibeinidexiaoshungandongdexilihuala!】

jiligualade,xiaojiahuonulibiezhushengqi,naodaiyizhuanjiuchoudaoleshenpangzhuozishangneizhuangzheshuideshuibei。

tafeilidedianqixiaojiaojiao,roudududezhuazhuazaizhuoshangzuomomoyoutantandefeilelaodadeliqibashuibeibaoxialaihou,yebuzhidaoshibushiyinweineibeizikanqilaixiangui,suoyiliandaizhebabeizilideshuiyechendeguiqilexiexu。

fanzhengbuchuyiwaidehuajiuyaochuyiwaile。

嗯。

xiaowanyiyoukaishixinlibupinghengle。

dalazhedenaodaiyanbabadekanzheshangyanchibeizizhongdeshui,yuanliuliudedanaodailijiuzhibuzhudexiangqizijineixiaomaowanlideshui。

huoxumaodesiweijiushineimeqiqiguaiguai,guerliangxiangquanhengzhixia,zaizimingbaileyigedaoli,neijiushi...

shangyanchibeizilideshui=gongtingyulu

她猫碗里的水=马尿

zaijiandanyidiandejianeryanzhi,neijiushi:shangyanchibeizhezijizheigemaozhuziheqiongjiangyulu,jitahemaniao!

yuanliuliudeputaoyanzhongshunjianhuomaosanzhangdemaochufennudehuomiaomiao!

jiashangnaozhongdandanyibutingdicuicu,shangyouyouxiaopengyouyuexiangyueqi,xiaozhuazhuabaozheneibeizimaizheneihaimeitaixunfuhaodeyishuangxiaoduantuipulengzhezoudaonanrenshuizhedechuangqian。

ranhou,qidetaxiaoshouyiyang!

yibeizideshuijiujinshudesadaoleshangyanchishenshang。

dandan...epei!001xuxutaotaodeshengyinjiaranerzhi!

waifangdeshixiangenzheneizaikongzhongxingchenghududeshuiwangguoqu,zuihoujingzhunwuwudetingliuzaishangyanchineishiluludeyupaodangbudeweizhi。

一秒...

两秒......

sanmiao.........

【aaaaa!!!wanlewanle!!baobeiniganshenmea!!!worangnijiaoxingtajitaweishuinipotaganmaa!?tahuidasinide!!!】

001fachubengkuidetuboshudejianjiao,pianpiancishi,neixianrumengyanzhongtongkuzhengzhazhedenanrenmeixincuqi,sihuxiayimiaojiuyaoxinglai。

001yikan,duanbuzhule!

yebuguanjihuarenwunengbunengchenggongle,suhuashuodehaoliudeqingshanzaibupameichaishao!

shangyanchizheihuobenlaijiuminganduoyiyinqingbudingde,fanzhengzhishaoxianzaibunengjishangyanchiliuxiabuhaodeyinxiang,yaoburanyihouxiangjinshangjiadounan!

tajiaojidecuicu:【baobeibaobei!nihailengzheganshenmea,chentahaimeixing,zanganjinmabutingtidexianliuweishangba!】

【nibabaxingleyaoshizhidaoshinizheigelailibumingdexiaobendanbatakuzishangposhangshuikendinghuibanidaside!!kuaikuaikuai!!!woxianzaiyunxunisijiaozhedidefeikuaipulengchuqu!!】

嗯。

这话说得情真意切。

qishilimimeiqiguanguanquetingdeyilengyilengde:“shaxi?”

xiyaoyaoletademaomingma?

001ruguoyoushiti,gujijiuyinggaizhijietuozhezheixiaochunsuzhukaishiwangwaipaole。

ketameiyou,tazhinengzaishangyouyouxiaopengyoudenaozilijidetuantuanzhuan,jizhiyibi,bingbushihencongmingdexitongxiangdaolelingyigeyuchundanyouxiaodebanfa:【zhenshiyaolelaomingle!shizaibuxingbaobeinijiuzhijiezhuangshachonglengdekouershiba!nibabajiushizaizenmebuzuorenwoxiangxintayinggaibuhuiweinankouershideshazide!】

这屁屁话说的。

duiyulijienengliqipadezaizilaijiang,fanyifanyi,jiuzhijiechenglelingyihuishi。

neijiushifensexiaoxiongpieshouwaizui:“buguojiushibatashenshangnongshangledianshuieryi,nishitababanihaihaipata,zhenshigewonangdexiaobaobeia~”

“nikantawowonangnangdekendingyedabuguoni,tapanipadedouhelaoshujiandaomaoyiyanglenijiuqujitakoukouershirangtabianchengyigeshazijiuxingle。”

daijidenaozijiannandeyunzuoleyimiao...

两秒......

sanmiao.........

xiaojiahuozuanzheroudududezhuazhua,banzhexiaolianzhengzhongdedianlediantou:“ng,nishuodudui~”

她系他爸爸!

她不能怕他~

001shangyimiaohaixiqizheitingbudongrenhuadexiaozaizizhongyunengtingdongrenhuale,xinzhongbujinkuazan:ruzikejiaoye。

jieguoxiayimiao,jiukandaoneipangwanyixiongjiujiu,qiangangsijiaobingyongdepashangleyijingkuaicongmengyanzhongxinglaideshangyanchidechuang。

zazahuhudetongzikaishituboshujianjiao:【aaaaaxiaozuzong!!niganmaya??takuaixinglea!!】

gangchengjingdezaizihaimeinengshuliandexunfusizhi,dandanyizainaozizhongaoyixia,hedeyigemeizhanwen,zhijie”baji”yixiashuaileshangyanchineibeidashideshiluludetuishangqule。

001hedezhenjing,gangyaojiaozaizipaqilaikuaizou,xiayimiao,cubujifangdeduishangshangyanchineiqiheidemouzi,neiyijingkuaiyaotuokouerchudehuagengzaihoulongzhong。

【.......baobeikuaizhuang...】

huayuweiluo,ejiandaizhelenghandenanrenzhongyucongmengyanzhongchediqingxingguolai,shudiningmou,zuoqishen。

001daoxiyikouqi,liangyanyiheijianzhikanbudaoshangyouyouxiaopengyoudeguangmingweilai。

pianpianzuozaitatuijiandenaiwazihaihunranbuzhi,erhaiyinweidandanyideneixiehua,xiangshicantouleshenme。

cishizhijiemouzuliqi“baji”yigexiaozhuazhuafeidaoleshangyanchilianshang。

nanrenyidun,mianseshashiyichenhaimeifanyingguolai,jiutingjianheiyezhongyiqianneibuzhidaoshishenmewanyidewanyixiaolixiaozhangdeshuo:“shazabiepa,woxiniba!”

001:σ(゚∀゚ノ)ノ???

emmm...zenmebusuan“xiao”ni?

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