《hezudejiejie，gangbanlaijiuxiangzisha》shiyibukourenxinxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youmenshaozhutiqinglichuangzuo。gushiyilinshuiluwanzhuweizhongxinzhankai，jieshileyigelingrenshenwangdeshijie。suizhejuqingdetuijin，linshuiluwanzhubuduanmianlintiaozhanhekaoyan，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindezhenzhengliliang。zheibulingrenjingtandetabieshuozuofan，lianxicaidoubuhui，gujijiuhuishaokaishuipaomian。mingwanliujitadecai，wubimanzujiandanbaidahehaochidesangetedian。muguangsaoguochaoshi……jiangrangnichenjinqizhong，wufaziba。
xiawuzhiyouyijieke，xiakehoulinshuizhunbeihuichuzuwu，shuzhangqiaoyaoqutushuguan。
huangxueyoulazhutamen，xiaoxixidiwen：“jintianshixinshengjunxundiyitian，buqucaochangguangguang？”
“没兴趣。”
linshuiheshuzhangqiaoyikoutongshengdihuidao，touyebuhuidegezouyifang。
“haohaohao，meixingqushiba？”
huangxueyoushuangshouchayao，gaoshengdao：“neiwozhihaochushou，rangnimenganxingqule。”
“你什么意思？”
liangrenshunjianyoubuhaodeyugan，tongshihuitounushihuangxueyou。
“meishenmeyisi，jiushicongjintianqi，wogaimingjiaolinshui，mingtiankenenghuigaimingjiaoshuzhangqiao。”
林水：？？？
舒长桥：？？？
liangrenmeitingdonghuangxueyoudehua。
dantazheimeshuo，kendingmeihaoshi。
huangxueyouwaizuiyixiao，muguangsouxunsizhouzuijindenvshengshenying，duinvshengdahan：“meinv，woshidaerjisuanjiyibandelin……”
“kuaibishangnidegouzui。”
dekuilinshuifanyingkuai，zaihuangxueyouhanchutaquanmingzhiqianwuzhutadezui，fouzehouguobukanshexiang。
shuzhangqiaoyezoudaohuangxueyoudeshenhou，lezhuhuangxueyoudebozi，shengpahuangxueyouhuihanzijidemingzi。
“你想怎样？”
liangrentuoxiele，zhiyaohuangxueyouyitianbusi，jiubuhuitingxiazuosidejiaobu。
“jiandan，daihuiwoquchaoshijietaishoutuiche，nimentuizhewoqucaochangzhuanjiuxing。”
“**！”
linshuiheshuzhangqiaodelianshunjianheixialai，zaozhidaojiuhebaozugongzouyiqile。
xuexiaolihuangxueyouweiyibuganrede，yejiubaozugongle。
jinguanneixinyouyiwangebuyuanyi，keliangrenyoumeiyoubiedebanfazhihuangxueyou。
zheibeizitanshangzheimegeqipashiyou，zhinengzirendaomeile。
huangxueyouduziquchaoshijieshoutuiche，linshuiheshuzhangqiaobangtabanfangzaisushedeyinxianghemaikefeng。
liangrenweilebaozhuqingbaishengyu，douyongjiuyifubaozhutou，zhiluchuyishuangyanjing。
qiguaidedaban，jiashangbuganjianguangdejudong，limaxiyinlaiyipianyiyangdemuguang。
daeryishangdelaoshengjiandaosanrenzhongyouhuangxueyou，shunjianshiran。
zhiyouzaisusheloufujinjunxundedayixinsheng，zaifengkuanghuixiangcishengzuitongkudeshi，biezhubuganxiaochusheng。
huangxueyoudiaoshihaomaikefengheyinxiang，zhanzaishoutuicheshang，minglingliangrentuitaqucaochang。
“用力。”
“继续。”
“加油。”
“不要停。”
liangrendoudizhetou，menshengtuiche，zhenxiangjihuangxueyoutuidaogouliqu。
haoburongyituidaocaochang，jibianshibululian，mianduijishigebanjidezhushi，liangrenyenanmianhunshenqijipigeda。
太丢脸了！
shangbeizimeidiudelian，zaijintianquandiuguangle。
“geweijiaoguan，laoshi，xuedixuemeimen，dajiaxiawuhao。”
huangxueyoudakaimaikefeng，qingleqinghoulong：“woshidaerjisuanjiyibandehuangxueyou，jintianshijunxundediyitian，youganyutianqiyanre，junxunxinku，tecilaixianchangjishouge，jidajiayulefangsongyixia。”
“好，多谢学长。”
“xuezhang，nipangbianneiliangweishiyaocanjiamengmiangewangma？”
caochangshangyoubanjizaitizhengbu，yeyouzuozaidishangxiuxide，kanrenaobuxianshida，fenfenqihong。
linshuiheshuzhangqiaowenyan，tougengdile，henbudemeichushengzaizheigeshishang。
buzhibujuejian，daerhedasanneixiemeikedexuesheng，wenzheweilaidaocaochang，nachushoujiquanchenggenpai。
“tamenlianggejintianhoulongfayan，woduchang。”
huangxueyouyiweishenzhangdiweixiao，kaishibofangdiyishougedebanzou。
“zheshengluchengzuidapigechang，jiangnanpigechangdaobile。”
“wangbadanhuanghelaoban，daizhetadexiaoyizipaole。”
banzouyixiang，quanyuanxiaochang。
wulunshiduozhengjingzaijunxundebanjidourenbuzhule，tingxialaixiangkankanhuangxueyouhuizhengshenmehuo。
“buhaoyisi，fangcuole。”
huangxueyouzhengzhongqishididaoqian，huitoujiaolinshuiheshuzhangqiaotuiche，yaorenzhenle。
“duimiandenvhaikanguolai，kanguolai，kanguolai，zheilidebiaoyanhenjingcai，qingbuyaojiazhuangbulibucai……”
xianchangdeshi《duimiandenvhaikanguolai》，xiangdangyingjing。
budebushuo，renzhenchanggedehuangxueyoushiwudide，shoutuicheyingshirangtayanyichengdawutai。
youhuichangdexuedi，chenggongbeitadaidongyiqichang。
linshuiheshuzhangqiaomomobuyu，tuizhehuangxueyou，zhixiangkuaidianjieshuzheisheside**。
yinweiliangrenshiquanchengditoude，zhiguankanjiaoxiadelu，wanquanbukanhuangxueyouzaiganma。
huangxueyouyishougemeichangwan，turantingle，zhuanshenchediaoliangrentoushangbaozhedeyifu，ranhoudaizhemaikefengduolukuangben。
“wanglejidajiajieshao，tamenlianggeshiwozai6dong508deshiyou，budaiyanjingdejiaolinshui，daiyanjingdejiaoshuzhangqiao，doushidanshen，aohahaha……”
huangxueyoudiudiaoliangjianyifu，xiangsunwukonggangbeitangsengcongwuzhishanxiajiuchulai，yibianpaoyibiandaxiao。
shuzhangqiaolianmangyongshuangshouwuzhulian，zhixiangzhaotiaodifengzuanjinqu。
linshuiqideqiqiaoshengyan，poguanziposhuaididuishuzhangqiaohan：“biewule，kuaizhuishangqushaleta。”
liangrenyiqiquzhuihuangxueyou，helibatapudaozaidishang。
shuzhangqiaozuozaihuangxueyoudebeishanganzhutadeshou，linshuizuozailiangtiaotuishang，bujihuangxueyourenhefankangdejihui。
“sharenla，jiaoguanjiuwo。”
huangxueyouxiesidilididahan，zhengtuochuyoushouxiangpangbiandejiaoguanqiuzhu。
jiaoguanxinxiang，zheibushiqunianneichouxiaozima？
活该！
“quantidouyou，xianghouzhuan。”
jiaoguanwushihuangxueyou，minglingzijibandexueshengxianghouzhuan，buzhunkanjiexialaideshibajinchangmian。
cishi，linshuigaogaodejuqishou，zuochuqiannianshadeshoushi，duizhunhuangxueyoudejuburuodianhenhendishaxiaqu。
“啊……”
huangxueyoupoyinjianjiao，linshuigengxingfenle。
jiezheshishuzhangqiaoshizhanqianniansha，liangrenlunfangeshahuangxueyoushijici。
sanrendoumeiyouzhuyidao，beijiaoguanminglingxianghouzhuandedayijisuanjiyiban，yougenvshengxiaoyingyingdehuitoutoukan。
linshuiheshuzhangqiaoshawanhuangxueyou，ganjindiuqitapaolule。
erdouyinderebangshang，yijingjiangtamenshesidemingchangmiangaogaoguaqi。
……
lijingsanxiaoshiaozhan，luwanzhuyongyingshilizhengfuneixiekanbuqitaderen，chenggongzhanxiashijueshejizuzhangdezhiwei。
xuanbiluwanzhubenrendoujidong，lianliangongxita：“wanzhugandepiaoliang，wozaigennishuoyixia，shijueshejizuzhang，shuiqianyuexin16000,14xin，liuxianyijin，zaojiuwanliu，shuangxiu，mingzaoguolaibanshouxuzhengshiruzhi。”
luwanzhuweiweixiaodao：“haodexuzong。”
xuanduitahuihuishou：“meixiangdaomianshihuizheimejiu，huiqulushangxiaoxinqiche，woyegaiquxuexiaojiehaizile。”
luwanzhu：“ng，ninkaicheyexiaoxin。”
zaiyulichongmanbiyiyubumandemuguangzhong，luwanzhuqizhexiaodianlvlikaihonghewenchuangyuan。
yinweixinqingtaijidong，tadeshuangbeihetuidougebuting，zhinengmanmankaibaochiwending。
zhenmeixiangdao，youyitianhuichenggongruzhidagongsiqixiadezigongsi，xinzishishangjiagongsideyibei，gongzuoquegengqingsongle。
kansimenghuan，queshitayingdede。
huidaochuzuwufujindeshihou，luwanzhudaoyijiachaoshimaileliangpingfutejia。
yiqianzhiyouxinqingfanmenheshuibuzhedeshihou，tacaihuihejiu。
danjintiantahenkaixin，yeyouhejiudechongdong，xiangqingzhuyixiazijihuodefulidaiyuchaohaodezhiwei。
zhibuguo，zheifenxiyuetameiyoupengyoukeyifenxiang。
huidaochuzuwulouxia，luwanzhuzhenghaozhuangjianmanlianyumendelinshui，xiayishidibatizhedejiuzangzaishenhou，buxiangranglinshuikandao。
zuotiandexingxiangyijinggoudiulianle，zairanglinshuizhidaotayouhejiudexiguan，tazhendehuiwudizirong。
tongchangqingkuangxia，linshuiyaomezaixuexiaofantangchiwanfan，yaomemaicaizijizhu。
jintianshizaishibeihuangxueyouqifengle，huidaochuzuwulouxiacaixiangqizijichuleyiduzideqi，shenmedoumeichi，yemeimaicai。
“gangxiaban？chilema？”
linshuixiguanxingdiwenluwanzhuyiju，zheishishenghuozhongzuichangjiandedazhaohuwenhou。
“没。”
luwanzhushenjingfanshedihuileyigezi。
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