wanzhengbandoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《hezuihou，nvshenrangwowangleta》，ciwencongfabuyilaibiandedaolezhongduoduzhemendexiai，kejianzuopinzhiliangyouzhi，zhujiaoshiqijunyejianghanyi，yeshizuozhelaoniuaichicaosuoxiede，gushigenggai：duanduanjimiaozhongshijian，jiangshenglianshangdeshenqingcongzhenjingdaoxinxiruokuang，zaidaozuihouhuangrandawu，luchuyimochanmeidexiaorong……
“qinzifeng，nihaodadedanzi！”suroushuohuajianxinbulaidaojianghanyishenbian。
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“surou，niwuhuile，wozhishiqingyiyilaizuokeeryi。”qinzifengmianluchanmeitaohaodexiaorong，ranerxiayike，dangshixianzhongchuxianqijunyedeshenying，xiaorongdunshizaitalianshangninggu：“zasui，nijingranhaiganchuxianzaiwomianqian。”
“lese，shuoshuokan，nixiangzenmegesifa？”qijunyeshuangshouhubaozaixiongqian，kanxiangqinzifengdemuguangdaizheyiguxixuedeyiwei。
suroudangjitingshenlanzaiqijunyemianqian：“nibuyaochongdong，biewanglezheilishixiaguo。”
qijunyehengletayiyan：“buxuyaonikeyitixing，woqingchuzijizaizuoshenme。”
“zenmesi？hahaha——”
qinzifengdexiaoshengdaduanliangrendeduihua，mianmuzhengningdidengzheqijunye：“zasui，huisiderenyinggaishini，erbushiwo。”
“qinzifeng，woquannizuihaobuyaowanhuo。”surouningzhongkaikoutixing。
“surou，wozhidaonideshenfenbujiandan，danzheibudaibiaowohuipani。”qinzifengfangfoxianruxiesidilidezhuangtai，zhizheqijunyeshuodao：“jinwannapashitianwanglaozilaile，woyebuhuirangtaanranlikaizheili。”
surouwunaidiyaoleyaotou，zaitakanlaicishideqinzifengshiduomedeyuchun。
zheisiqiangxingluzoujianghanyi，jibianluozaiguanfudeshouzhongyezuibuzhisi，kezheiyuchundejiahuojingranyangyanyaonongsiyanwang，zheizhongxingweiyuzhaosimeiyourenhequbie。
“xiandaitazou，zheilijiaojiwochuli。”qijunyedehuayuburongjujue。
jianghanyiyuanbenhaixiangwenwensurouzenmehuigenqijunyezaiyiqide，jieguosurougenbenbujitajihui，zhijiezhuaizhejiuyaolikai。
zhishizaijingguoqijunyemianqianshi，surouteyitingbujiaodaileyiju：“jizhunizijidechengnuo，buyaojiantawomenzheigeguojiadefa。”
“聒噪。”
“你——”
surouyouxieshengqi，danhaishilazhejianghanyixianxinglikai。
fangjianneizhishengqijunyeyuqinzifeng，yijitangzaidishangbuzhisihuodeshizhe。
“niyaonongsiwoshiba？”
qijunyeyibianshuoyibianshangqian，senhandeyuqirangzhenggefangjiandewendudouzaijisuxiajiang。
qinzifengqingbuzijinwanghoutuileliangbu，kesuijixintouyongchuyizhongxiuchixin。
zijizaizheigejiahuomianqianzenmekeyitui，jiusuanduifangshenshoubufanyouruhe？zheilishiningcheng，shitamenqinjiadezhuchang，napashiguojiangmenglonglaileyedeguaiguaipanzhe。
“nisidingle，hahaha！”
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“qin...qinshao...pu！”
zhijianyimingzhongniannanzicongmenkoupajinlai，mianrongniuqu，zuijiaochuhaiyichuxiexuxuesi，cirenzhengshiqinzifengteyipairenqinglaidemingjingqiangzhe。
“huge，shisheidashangnide？”
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xunchangwuzhenengtupodaomingjing，shilizuyipimeiyixiedixiaquanchangdequanwang。ruoshinenggoutupoanjing，zeyiweizhemairugaoshouxinglie。erhuajingqiangzhejueduishuyuyiliugaoshou，xiantianqiangzhezaizhenggexiaguoyijingfengmaolinjiao。
zhiyuxiantianzhishangdebaodanjing，zheizhongdanengyoumeiyoubuqingchu，fanzhengmeirentingshuoguo。
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bukeneng，jueduibukeneng！
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“qinshao，ta...tahaoqiang，pu...”
youshiyikouxianxuetuchu，xuhuzhenggerenzhijiehunsiguoqu。
qinzifengzhenggerendoumale，congxuhudehuazhongkeyitingdechulai，dashangtadezhengshimianqiandeqijunye。
“zheijiahuoshiniteyizhaolaiduifuwode？made——”
qijunyeyikoutuomotuzaidishang，buxiedao：“niyetaikanbuqilaozileba？haodainiyezhaogexiangyangdegaoshoua，zheizhongleseyoushenmeyong？”
haozaixuhuyijinghunsiguoqu，fouzetingdaozijizheigeanjingqiangzhebeirenchengweilese，kongpahuiqijigongxinzhixiazhijieyimingwuhu。
“ni...nixiangzenmeyang？wojinggaoni，wobashiqinxuan，wojiujiushihongxinghuihutangtangzhu，ruguonigandongwo...neiniyidingwufahuozhelikainingcheng。”
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“wa...wa...”
liangbeihongjiuyidianyemeilangfei，quandoudaoleqinzifengzuili。
“e...e...”
qinzifengxiangyaobahongjiutuchulai，quebeiqijunyeyijishoudaokanyun。
......
二十分钟过后。
“pa”deyisheng，qinzifengganjuelianshanghuolalade，zhouranqingxingguolai，biankandaoqijunyezhengjugaolinxiadidingzheziji，yanshenzhongdaizheyimoxixue。
“nixiangduiwozuoshenme？”
qinzifenghuangusizhou，faxianzijishenchuzaiyizuofeijiugongchang，xinniandianzhuanjiantaganjuedaozijideshentikaishifare，limaxiangqihunmizhiqianhexiadeneiliangbeihongjiu。
完了，药效发作了！
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“kuang！”menbeiheshangle。
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henxianran，zheitoumuzhuyechiletebiededongxi！
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“老子忍不住了！”
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