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精彩章节

diyibufenwojiaoyaoniang。shiyongdinghouxiaojuemailaidedibageqie。wodemingzishizhujunjide。tashuowoneizhanglian，

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jiuxiangmaoxihuanzhuaxianeizhisesefadoudequeer，bushiweileguofu，zhishiweilexiangshouneifenshengshayuduode**。

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napaneishuangdiguochazhandeshou，jiushicengqinshouqianxiachaomeishenjiawenshudeshou。“shouyibucuo。”taxialeyikou，

shengyinqingleng，tingbuchuqingxu，“henifuqinyiyang。”hongdeyisheng。wonaozhongdexianjihuyaoduanlie。

tazongshizaibujingyijian，yongzuipingdandeyuqi，jiangwodingzaichiruzhushang。wochuixiatou，

zhangzhangdejiemaoyanzhuyandifanyongdexuehai，shengyinxiruowenrui：“zhujunmiuzanle。”tafangxiachazhan，qishen，

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tabianjianghuoqisadaolequtiwohuihuadeqingdaishenshang。dengwozaijiandaoqingdaishi，

tayijingbeirencongchizililaoleshanglai，hunshenshitou，qixiyanyan。

liuyiniangshenbiandepozizhigaoqiyangdizhanzaiyipang，lengxiaodao：“nizheiyatou，shoujiaobuganjing，

jinggantouqiezhuzidezhuchai，beifaxianlehaixiangtiaohuxunsi。ruobushiwomenyiniangxinshan，zaojiubanidasileshi。

”wokanzheqingdaicangbaidelian，hetajinjinzuanzaishouli，neimeishuyuwode、zaoyibuzhiqiandejiuyinzan，xue，

yishunjianchongshangletouding。neibushitou，shiqiang。shiliuyiniangkanshanglewozheimeizanzi，qingdaibuji，

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“bie……biegentazheng……womendoubuguode……”takechuyikouxue，yanjinglideguang，yidiandiandianlexiaqu。

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neilibujinyoushicigefu，

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shibidaojiangengfenglidewuqi。wobishangyan。naozhongneizuopangdadejiyigongdian，kaishihuanhuanyunzhuan。

yipaipaishujiazaiwoyishizhongfuxian，wojingzhundizhaodaolewoxiangyaodedongxi。

《dazhouguanyuankaojilu·juanqishisan·bingbu》。wokandaoleliuyiniangdefuqin，bingbushangshuliuzhen。【liuzhen，

jingyuanershisannianjinshi，churenhuainanyanyunsipanguan……jingyuanershiqinian，huainandahan，guancangkuikong，

youyanshangchengmou，xianyinshiwanliang，zhuqitianbukuikong，hou，chengmoulongduanlianghuaiyanlu，huolijuwan。

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nizuidadeyizhang，shinibingbushangshudefuqin。neime，wojiuxianhuilenideyizhang。bu。zhijiehuidiao，

taibianyinimenle。woyaode，shizhuxin。dierri，woqujiliuyiniangqingan。zheishiqingdaisihou，

wodiyicitachuzijideyuanzi。liuyiniangzhengzuozaishangshou，xiangshouzhezhongrendefengcheng，jianwojinlai，

talianyanpidouweicengtaiyixia，zhiqingpiaopiaodishuo：“wodangshishei，yuanlaishibingyangzimeimei。zenme，

nineiduanmingdeyatousile，nidaoyoujingshenchulaile？”zhouweichuanlaiyizhenyayideqiexiao。

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fangfoyizhishoujingdeanchun。liuyiniangjianwozheifumoyang，yufadeyi，taguyinaqishoubiandeyizhichazhan，

neichazhanshiguanyaoxinchudeyuguotianqingse，jiweizhengui。“shuoqilai，”tamosuozhechazhan，yiyousuozhi，

“zheirena，jiugenwujianeryiyang，yefensanliujiudeng。guanyaochulaide，ziranshijingui。

neixiegeminyaolichulaidecupei，jiusuanxidezaiganjing，yeshangbudetaimian，zhipeizailannilidaizhe。

”woyijiudizhetou，fangfomeitingdongtadehua。zhidaotashenbiandepoziduanlaiyipanxinqiedemigua，

wocaihuanhuantaiqitou，kanzheneicuilvdeguapi，qingshengkaikou。wodeshengyinhenxiao，

quezuyirangzaichangdemeiyigerendoutingdeqingqingchuchu。“zheimigua，qiaozhedaoxiangshiconghuainanyunlaide。

wojidediedie……wojideyiqianzaijiashi，cengtingrenshuoqi，huainandeguazuishiqingtian，zhishilutuyaoyuan，

yundaojingzhong，sunhaojida，yijingua，jiadiyijinyanni。”changmianshunjiananjinglexialai。liuyiniangdelianse，

weiweibianle。woxiangshihaowuchajue，jixuziyanziyubandishuodao：“shuoqiyan，woyouxiangqiyizhuangquwen。

tingshuoershinianqian，huainanyougexingchengdeyanshang，fukediguo，tajiadezhaizi，biwangyefuhaiqipai。zhishikexi，

houlaibuzhizende，yichangdahuo，bachengjiashaolegeganganjingjing，lianpianwadoumeishengxia。”“zhukou！

”liuyiniangmengdijiangchazhanpaizaizhuoshang，chashuisijian，“nizaizheilihushuobadaoxieshenme！”wohuangkongditaiqitou，

yishuangyanjingxumanleleishui，xiangshibeihedaole：“yiniangxinu，wo……wozhishixiangqixiejiuwen，suikouyishuo，

bingwutayi。”“shenmejiuwen！”liuyi...niangdeshengyinyijingdaishanglejianruidezhandou，

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shengyinlidaizhekuqiang：“yiniangshuzui。huoxushiwojicuole。wozhijide，neichangdahuohou，

yourenshuozaihelilaoqileyijuwumingnanshi，shenshangchuanzhexunyanyushideguanfu……xianglai，yeshigekelianren。

”xunyanyushi。zheisigezi，xiangyidaojinglei，pizaileliuyiniangdetouding。tadelian，shunjianxuesejinshi。

tasisididingzhewo，neiyanshenlibuzaishibiyihejiaoheng，ershichegudekongju。tabumingbai，

wozenmehuizhidaozheixie。zheixieliantafuqindouhuimorushen，zaoyilanzaiduzilidechennianmixin。

wokanzhetajingkongdelian，xinzhongmeiyouyisibolan。wozhishiweiweifushen，yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeshengyin，

zaitaerbianqingyu：“yiniang，nishuo，ruoshizhujunzhidaolezheixieshi，shangshudarentoushangdezheidingwushamao，

haidaidewenma？”liuyinianghunshenyizhan，xiangbeichouzoulesuoyoudeliqi，tandaozaiyizishang。wozhiqishen，

tuihouliangbu，zhongxinhuifuleneifuqienuowenshundemoyang，duizhetayingyingyibai。“yiniangruoshibushufu，

bianzaoxiexiexiba。meimei，jiubudaraole。”shuowan，wozhuanshen，yibuyibu，

congrongdizouchuleneigelingrenzhixideyuanzi。yangguangluozaiwoshenshang，hennuan。wozhidao，congjintianqi，

liuyiniangzheizhizhilaohu，yijingbeiwochedifeile。tabuganzaizhaowodemafan，

shenzhihuixiangjinyiqiebanfalaitaohaowo，duzhuwodezui。danzheizhishikaishi。yigebingbushangshudebabing，

haibuzuyihandongxiaojue。wodemuguang，yaofangdegengzhangyuan。woyaode，shizheimanchaowenwu，shizheizhenggedazhouchaoting，

suoyouzangzaijinxiupaofuxiadewuhuiyubukan。woyaojiangzheixie，yiyiwozaishouli。ranhou，zhichengyizhangtianluodiwang，

jiangxiaojue，woneiweigaogaozaishangdezhujun，sisidikunzaizhongyang。wohuidaozijidexiaoyuan，zoudaoneikehaitangshuxia。

“qingdai，”woqingqingfumozheweiliangdetudi，“kanjianlema？”“youxi，caiganggangkaishi。”fengchuiguo，

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gouqileyimobinglengdexiaoyi。xiaojue，nibawodangchengjinlonglidequeer。quebuzhi，zheiqueer，huiyonggesheng，

weinichangyiquzuihualidezangge。dierbufenliuyiniangguoranlaoshile。tabujinbuganzaizhaowodemafan，

haigesanchawudiqianrensonglaixieshixindeliaozihejingzhidedianxin，zitaifangdejidi。fuliderendoumobuzhetounao，

zhidangwodelezhujundeshenmeenchong，liandaizheliuyiniangzheidengjiaohengderenyebudebubiqifengmang。wozhaodanquanshou，

quecongbujitahaolianse。kongjushizuihaodejiangsheng。woyaorangtashishikekedouhuozaibeiwojiechuandekongjuli，

rangtazhidao，taderonghuafugui，taquanjiadexingming，douzhizaiwodeyinianzhijian。

xiaojuesihuyechajuedaolefulidefengxiangbianhua。neiwan，tayoulailewodeyuanzi。

yijiushineifulengruobingshuangdemoyang，zuozaichuangbian，kanwozhucha。yueguangtouguochuangling，

zaitashenshangtouxiabanbodeguangying，rangtaneizhangwanmeidebusizhenrendelian，gengtianlejifenshuli。“nizuijin，

sihuguodebucuo。”takaikou，shengyinpingdanwubo。woduanzhechazhandeshou，wenwendangdang，meiyouyisizhandou。

“tuozhujundefu。”wochuimoudadao。“liushimeizaiweinanni？”“liuyiniangdaimeimeihenhao。

”taqingxiaoleyisheng，neixiaoshenglidaizheyisibuyicharayeddechaonong。“shime。wodaotingshuo，

taqianrihaijiangzijizuixinaideneiduinanhaizhenzhuerzhuisongleni，zhiweipeinineiyatoudebushi。

”wodexinmengdiyichen。tazaishitanwo。tafulideshi，meiyoushenmenengmanguotadeyanjing。liuyiniangdefanchang，

tadingranzaoyikanzaiyanli。wobunengrangtazhidao，wozhidaoliujiademimi。neihuibaoluwodenengli，

baoluwodeweixie。yizhihuichanggedequeershiwanwu，eryizhihuizhuorendeying，zhihuibeihaobuyouyudiningduanbozi。