《haizei:kaijupandianhaizeidianfengzhizhan》zheibuxuanhuankehuanleixingdexiaoshuohenxiyinren,shiyouzuozhebayueshiwuchiyuebingxiede!zhujiaoweiluoanleilixiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:【ding,gongxibaihuzihuodexiandou!】jiuzailuojiechouqujianglideshihoubaihuziyetongyishijianchupengdaolepingmu。【……
【jinshizishiji:luojie、baihuzi,zuoweilaoyou,nimenkaigejiaba。】
【dahaizeiluokesi:shiji,nizhaosi,ganqiangwodefuhuoka!】
【jinshizishiji:luokesichuanzhang,luokesihaizeituanzaojiujiesanle,nihaishisilezheitiaoxinba,bieshuohaijunshijiezhengfu,jiulianhaizei,nikansheihaiganrangnifuhuo,nimenshuoshiba,lingling,kaiduo!】
【bigmom:hahaha,luokesichuanzhang,jinshizishuodemeicuo,sirenjiubuyaolaicourenaole,luokesihaizeituanzaojiufenbenglixile。】
【baishoukaiduo:chuanzhang,anxindedaizheba,wodinghuibingchengnideyizhijunlindahaide。】
【dahaizeiluokesi:kee,nimenzheibangjiahuo!】
luokesicishiqifenwanfen,meixiangdaozheibangjiahuorujindouhaijidanzheta,wanquanbuxiangrangtafuhuo。
dengzheba,bierangwozhaodaojihui,buranwobuhuifangguonimende……
【haizeiwangluojie:hahahaha,nimenjiubuyaojidongle,nimenmeikandaoma,fuhuokasuozhandejiangpinbiliyouduoxiao,haibuyidingnengdedaoni;fanzhengsuiyiba。】
luojiebenshenjiushizishoude,tayizishensiwanglaiyinqizhenggeshijiededongluan,xianzaiyouzenmeyouhuiquxiangfuhuoni。
yaoshirangtazhidaobujiuhoudedingshangzhanzhengtaerziaisihuisi,huibuhuijiuxiangyaofuhuoleni,shishiwuchanga……
suijiluojiebianshenshouchupengletamianqiandexiaopingmu;zhijianhuamianheranchuxianyigebaoxiang,baoxiangbansuizhehuankuaide**zhendongzhe。
【ding,gongxihaizeiwangluojiehuodebaqitishengka(kesuiyitishengsansebaqi)!】
【ding,gongxibaihuzihuodexiandou!】
jiuzailuojiechouqujianglideshihoubaihuziyetongyishijianchupengdaolepingmu。
【jinshizishiji:qie,yuanlaibushifuhuokaa,neimeishenmehaokandele。】
【haizeiwangluojie:haha,biezheimeshuoshiji,youhaoguomeiyouma~】
无名岛
【ding,gongxisuzhuhuodexiandou×10,baqitishengka×10!】
“huo,shibeifanhai,zhenshuang,xiandoukeshihaodongxi,wulunzaizhongdeshangzhiyaobusilimakeyihuifuquanshengzhuangtai。”
“haiyoubaqitishengkashizhang,jiushibuzhidaoyizhangdezengfuruhe,buguanle,shizhangxiaqu,zonggainengtishengmouyizhongbaqidaodingjiba。”
luoanpobujidaideniesuilebaqitishengka,bajianwensebaqitishengdaolezuidingji。
“dingjisuiranshidingjile,danshihaoxiangbinghaimeiyoudadaoyujianweilaishenzhilingtingwanwudejibieya,kanlaihaikeyijixutisheng。”
“youledingjijianwensezhihou,jiukeyiduodianlequwanle~”
luoanxiangzheduolegejianwensebaqi,yejiuzhishiyigewanshuadegongjueryi,bijingzaidaoneitakeshiguizexingdewudide。
【dingdong,suzhushifoukaiqijifenshangdian。】
“jifenshangdian?zheishiganmade?”
【jifenshangdian,wanwujieshijifen,jifenkeyichoujiang,keyiduihuan……】
zaiyitongjieshixia,luoancaizhidaozheigejifenshangdianshiganmayongde;
jiandanlaishuojiushikeyijileijifenhuanquchoujiangjihuihuozhezhijieduihuanshangpin;
erqiewulunshisheiduihuanchouqushangpin,luoandouhuihuodeqishuangbeidejiangli,erbushixiangjiangliyiyangsuijidebeishu。
“haojiahuo,zheibujiushirangtamenjiwodagongma~zheibo6!”
“kaiqi,mashangkaiqi!”
……
莫比迪克号
cishibaihuzijujinghuishendekanzheshouzhongneiyidiandouzi。
“laodie,zheijiushineigeshenmexiandou?”
baituanzhongrenweizhebaihuzi,kanzhebaihuzishouzhongdexiandou,maerkezhouzhemeixunwendao。
“xiandou?xianrenchidedouzima?chilebufangpi?”
“zheimexiaoyike,bieshuolaodiele,doubugouwosaiyafengni。”
“laodie,neigeshenmirenyoushuozheiyoushenmezuoyongma?”
tingwanmaerketamendehuayu,baihuzishouqichensi…
gangcaitayeshibeiyanqiandexiaoxiaodouzizhenjingzhule。
“xiandou:chiyikekeyishunjiantianbaoduzi,buguanshiliangduoda;erqiekeyiweichishitianbue。”
“shenme?jiuzheimexiaodeyikedouzichilenengbao?hainengweichishitianbue?zheimeshenqima?”
“neizhenghao,ranglaodiechiyike,laodiekeyishitianbuchifan,shengxiadeshiwugouwomenfanduichiyigeyuele。”
“hahahaha,nizaishuolaodieshidaweiwangma,laodie,zouta!”
“不仅如此……”
yuanbenyiweizhishishiwuduicizhishigandaoshenqidezhongren,jiandaobaihuzideshense,ganjuedaolebuduijing,shouqiledanao。
ruguozhishinengtianbaoduzide,laodiebuzhiyuzheiyangningzhongcaidui。
“laodie,haiyoushenme?”
maerkeyeshimanlianningzhongdekanzhebaihuzi。
“bujinruci,tahainengshunjianhuifutili,shunjianzhiliaoshangbing,wulunshoushangduoyanzhong,chixiaxiandoudeshunjianjiuhuiquanyu!”
“shenme?juranhainengshunjianzhiliaoshangbing,huifutili,zhei……”
“zhenbukuishixiandouma?xianrenzhongdedouzi,haoshenqi~”
baituandezhongrenfenfenyanzhetuomo,zhenjingdezhengdaleshuangyan。
“纳尼???”
maerkeshunjiandengdaleyanjingjinjindedingzheyanqiandexiandou。
“zheimeshuo,laodie,nidebing……”
maerkeshenweibaituandechuanyi,keshihenqingchubaihuzidezhuangkuangde,yishendeshangbing,pingshijiudoubuganrangtaduohe。
“a,buzhidaoyoumeiyouyong。”
baihuzizijizhidaozijideshiqing,daotazheigenianjiyebushipasi,danshixianzaibaituanhaixuyaotazhefengdangyu,tafangxinbuxiatadezheixiehaizi。
“shishibalaodie,quanshijietoupingzheimeshenqideshiqingdoufashengle,shuobudingyouyongni。”
“shialaodie,shishiba,laodiedeshentizuiyaojin。”
zaibaihuzihaizeituanzhongrendequandaoxia,baihuzizhongyuchixialexiandou。
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