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小说简介

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精彩章节

shiduomiaoguoqu，haijunbianyoushiduorensiqu。

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“deng.....dengyixia！”

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“nishihanghaishi？”yiyunshoulianqilewaifangdeqixi，huanhuankaikouxunwen。

neimingshuohuadehaijunzhanqileshen，shengyinyouxiezhandoudao：“bu....wobushi，danwozhidao，sheishihanghaishi，danzaicizhiqian，niyaodaying......”

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“废话太多。”

sunuoxinlingshenhui，doudedachuyijiwuxingzhanji。

“噗呲！！”

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“扑通~”

“yigeyigede，taimanle！congxianzaikaishi，meimiaozhongsuijishawuren，sanshimiaohousuijishashige！”yiyunsihushiqulenaixin。

meiyouyouyude，sunuodangjichushou。

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‘zheizhijiejiushangshoudaodebangjialea？haizeizheibianshizhendemeiyouyigedongdehanghaizhishiledema？neijiuzhishengxiahaijunzheibianle......yigehaizeituan，hanghaishiqueshihaijun？’

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sunuobingmeiyoujiuzhehaizeikan，tadexingdongquanpingxinzhongxiangfa，yihuikanhaijun，yihuiyouhaijunhaizeiyiqikan。

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“我是航海士！”

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“wogennimenzou，nimenfangtamenhuozhehuiqu。”

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“feiluona。”dingzheshaoweijunxiandejianglingkaikou，tayouzheyitouheisezhangfa，zhazhegaomawei，shencaibusuandingji，danyebucha，rongmaoyeshuyuzhongshangshuizhun。

“guolaiba。”yiyunzhaolezhaoshou。

feiluonaxinzhongsuirannanmiankongju，queyehaishijiandingdechaozheyiyunzouleguoqu。

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feiluonadianlediantou：“womingbai。”

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“wodechuanshanghaixuyaojimingzagong，ni，ni，ni，ni，haiyouni，guolai！”

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“就是你们。”

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yixingwurenhuanbulaidaoleyiyundemianqian。

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yigehaijun，chenglewuminghaizeidetoutou？？

shuangfangmianmianxiangqu，lianshangdouliuluzheguaiyideshenqing。

shence，bosaidongyitaishou。

“轰轰！！！”

santiaozhijingliangmidedashuizhudoudeconghaimianbaqi，chaozhejiabandefangxiangchonglai。

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zhei......shiemoguoshidenengli？caozonghaishui？

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zaishuole，haishui，bushiemoguoshinenglizhedekexingma？

来到水梯前。

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zheiyueshipandeng，feiluonajiuyueshinenggoutihuidaoyiyundengrenshilideqiangda。

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“哒哒....”

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“suanle，landezhetengle。”

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chuhangbushun，zaihaishangpiaobolehaojitiandetianshihaizeituan。

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