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yewenjiepaole,mianduilianggeren,tashizaishimeiyouyongqizaishuoshenme,shiyuzheixiaozikebubichenchi,tashizhengandadea...
“zhuyidiana,renduodedifangbunengdongshou,buranyaochikuide。”
“fangxin,wojiushiheheta,zhenyaodadehua,wokendingshixiaheishoude,baozhengchabudaowo!”
“suanle,bushuole,nizenmezaizhei?”
chenchiyibiananzheshouji,yibianwenshiyu,yanshenluodaotatizhedeheisedaizishang。
“这个嘛...”
“wolaimaidiandongxi...”
shuozhehaibaheisedaiziwanghouzanglezang,dazhehahashuodao:
“wojiuxianhuiqule,haha...”
“nibuhui...maideshiyuba?”
chenchikanleyiyantadeyugan,shitanxingdikaikoudao,kanzheshiyushunjianbiandebuzirandelian,tajiuzhidao,tacaiduile...
“zheigema...zheishimeigediaoyulaodouzuoguodeshi,henzhengchang...haha...”
chenchipailepaitajianbang,suihoushiyitazuoxialai,shiyuzuoshangchehou,shoudazaichenchijianshang,shengyinyincecedikaikou:
“nihuitiwobaoshouhaomimideba?”
“nibushishuozheishihenzhengchangdema?”
“womeikebuzheimerenwei,yaoshirangtazhidao,kendingyoudebeibishi...”
“jinwanlaiwojiachifan,womeizuofanhenhaochide!”
“秦姨不回来?”
“buhui,tazuijinhenmang,jingchangyaojiaban。”
“neibuyinggaishinizuofan?ranggexiaohaizuofanjinichi,nikezhenchua...”
“ganma,renjiakanbushangwozuode,suoyirangtazijizuo,woshunbianchangdian,meimaobingba?”
chenchiyaoyaotou,wunaiditanlekouqi,zheixiongmeiliangdexinggekezhenshiqiguai...
huidaojia,chenchibashicaifangdaobingxiang,suihouzuodaoshafashang,nachushouji,tingzheshangmiandeluyin,lengxiaoyisheng。
suihoubasuxuecongheimingdanlilachulai,baluyinfachuqu,zaibianjileyitiaoxiaoxi:
“zheijiushinisuoweidehaopengyou?douzheiyanglehaixiangpianwo?”
suihouyoubatazhongxinlahei,xinlihaowubolan,naqipingbanjiukanqilezuocaideshipin。
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suxuecishiganghelunafawanlaosao,zhengwujingdacaiditandaozaichuangshang,tingdaoshouji**,jiunaqishoujikanleyiyan。
dengtakanqingshichenchifaguolaide,zhenggerenlimajiucongchuangshangpaqilai,shoumangjiaoluandihuakaishouji...
dengtatingwanchenchifaguolaideluyinhou,zhenggerendangchanglengzhule,tameixiangdaolunajingrancaiduile,yewenjiejuranzhendeshibaozhechaisantamendexinsi,laijiejintade...
ketaweishenmeyaozheimezuo?tayizhidouzhishibayewenjiedangchengyigefeichangyaohaodepengyoueryi...
yishizhijian,suxuedoubuzhidaogaizenmemianduiyewenjiele...
suxuelenglehaoyihuier,caijicongcongdifaxiaoxijichenchi,quefaxianyijingbeitazhongxinlaheile。
dianhuayezaojiubeichenchilaheile,suxuezhinengyonglingyigehaomadadianhuajichenchi。
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chenchihaimeikanyihuier,yigemoshenghaomajiudaleguolai,takanleyiyan,meiyoulihui。
chenchimeiyoujie,shoujijiuyizhixiang,zhihaowunaidijieleqilai。
“喂...”
“nizheiluyinshizhendema?”
dianhuaneitouguoranchuanlaisuxuedeshengyin,chenchixixuedishuodao:
“tadeshengyinnihuitingbuchulai?”
“......”
“duibuqi,wobuzhidaotashibaozhezheizhongxinsi,woyihoubuhuizaihetalaiwangle...”
“nigaosuwonixianzaizhunahaoma?womenzhongxinkaishi...”
“bule,nihaishiquzhaonineihaopengyouba。”
“woshirenzhende,zhiqianwobuzhidaotayouzheigexiangfa,xianzaizhidaole,woyihoukendinghuiyuanlitade!”
suxuexinshidandandehua,rangchenchimomingdixiangxiao...
“jiusuannibuzhidao,kenizhiqianshiyounanpengyouderen,haiheyixingzouneimejin,shigenandedoujieshoubule。”
“kuangqie,meileyigeyewenjie,shuobudinghaiyouqitayewenjieni?sheizhidaonihaiheduoshaonandeyoulaiwang...”
“womeiyou!zhiyoutayigeeryi...”
shuodaohoumian,suxuedeyuqiyeyouxiexiao,xiangshixinxuleyiyang。
chenchibuguantazaishuoshenme,zhijiejiuguaduandianhua,shunbianbazheigehaomayelaheile。
tingzheerbianchuanlaideshengyin,suxuewulidifangxiashouji,daizhidikanzhetianhuaban...
suihou,huiguoshenlaidesuxue,limanaqishouji,jiyewenjiedalegedianhua...
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fangxiashoujidechenchi,xinqingyizhenyuyue,suishuotahaishiyoudianxixu,dangengduodehaishiqingxing,xinghaozijijishixingwuleguolai,meiyouyuexianyueshen。
jiuzaichenchilumaodeshihou,shoujiyouxiangleyixia,chenchizhongxinnaqilaiyikan,shishiyujitafadexiaoxi:
“laochen,nixianzaimangma?”
“bumanga,zenmele?”
“bumangjiuxing,kuaiguolaibanggemang...”
“?”
daizheyihuo,chenchibaxueqiufangxia,qishenzoudaomenkou,dakaimenhou,gangyaozouchuqu,quefaxianxueqiuzaibalazhetadekuzi。
chenchijiubatabaozaihuaili,zoudaoduimen,haimeishenchushou,menjiuzijidakaile。
“lailailai,laochen,wozhenshidingbuzhule,woyouxidayibanni,neinvhaijiuchongjinlaiwenwenti,gaodewonanshousile...”
shiyuzhijiebachenchijilalejinlai,batadaidaoketingdelianggenvhaimianqian,chongzhetamenshuodao:
“zheigeshixueba,biwolihaiduole,nimenyouwentiwentajiuxing。”
shiyushuowan,youcoudaochenchierbian,xiaoshengdishuodao:
“xiongdibangwoyingfuyixia,wanshangqingniquluchuan...”
shuowan,youlimapaohuizijifangjianqule,liuxiayilianwunaidechenchi。
“neige...nimenyoushenmewentikeyiwenwo...”
chenchibaozhexiaoxueqiu,kanzhezhanzaiketinglikanzhetadelianggenvhaishuodao。
“zheigegege,nijiaoshenmemingziya?”
guyaoxiaoxixidiwendao,yuyipangananjingjingdeshiyueyouhendadechayi。
“nihao,wojiaochenchi...”
suihouyoukanlekanliangren,jianliangrenshoushangyemeilianxiceshenmede,dunshiyouxieyihuo。
shiyuemeiyoushuohua,zouhuifangjian,henkuaijiunachujibenshu,fangzaizhuozishang,shunbianjichenchidaolebeishui,bazhengzainaotengdexiaoxueqiujieleguolai,suihoushiyiguyaoxianwen...
“chenge,zheigetiwobuhui...”
guyaolvxianzhilezhishangmiandetimu,chenchinaguotimukanleyihui,jiunaqibihecaogaozhi,kaishijiguyaojiangjie。
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