chenyiluyunzuoweidoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《haizizoudiuhou，woshafengle 》zhongdezhurengongquanfenwushu，henduowangyouchenjinzaizuozhe“ tunshujiang ”dujiachuangzuodejingcaijuqingzhong，xiangqingwei：wobeiqidebantianmeishuochulaihua，tuishangzaizhaohaizishihuapodeshangkouyinyinfare。2zhengdangwotengdemaochulenghanshi，men**……
di1zhanghaizizoudiuhou，woshafengle
erzisansuineinian，laopomanzhewojianghaizitouzousongjizhuma，haihuangchenghaizizoushi。
jiuzaiwojiaojiwanfensichuzhaorenshi，quekanjianluyandepengyouquan。
【yijiasankou，xingfujiushizheimejianjiandandan。】
peitushiluyanbaozheshuizhedeerziheyangyunde**zhao。
bumingzhenxiangdepengyoufenfenliuyanzhufu，erwodehuifuzuiweituwu。
“把儿子还给我。”
shifenzhonghou，pengyouquanbeishanchu，yangyunqichongchongdedadianhualaizebei。
“naoshenmenao！buguojiushiyigehaizibale，womenyihouhaihuiyoubiedehaizile！ayanzheibeizidoubuhuiyouzijidehaizi，jitayigeyouzenmeyang？”
suiji，dianhuaneitouchuanlailuyandequanshuosheng，yangyundiuxiayijunihaohaofanshengjiucongcongguaduandianhua。
yigexiaoshihou，tazaicigengxinpengyouquanbingaitewo。
【ainideren，huibaxiangyaodeyiqiedousongdaonimianqian。】
kanzhezhaopianzhongwotiqianbanniandinghaodezuanjie，mingbaizheishiluyunduiwodeqiaoda。
danzheici，wobudasuanzairenxiaqule。
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luyunzhidaowanshang9diancaihuijia，bishiwozhengzaishoushixingli，fangjianliyipianlangjie。
tadelianshangdaizheyunnu，kanlaijintianhuilai，dagaishixiangweiluyantaohuigongdao。
“nimingmingzhidaoyangeganggangchachubunengshenghaizi，weishenmehaiyaochuotadeshangba，bujuedenizheiyangzuoheneduma？”
wokanzheyanqianzheigezhengtuomohengfeimanlianzhengyidenvren，turanjuedeyouxiekexiao。
这就是我的妻子。
tashengpawodenayijuhuahuichuoshangtadezhuma，queyagenbuhuixiangdao，zaitadeqipianxia，wowuyiweihaizizoudiushigaiyouduohuangkong。
buxianggentazhengbian，wonazheshuibeikantazaifangjianlizoulaizouqu，congcongmangmangdabaoyangyangdexingli。
turanxiangdaoqiantianshangwu，wogangdaogongsi**haimeizuorejiujiedaotadedianhua。
dianhualishitadaizhekuqiangdeshengyin：
“laogong，zenmeban，yangyangzoudiule！”
congtaduanduanxuxudekusuzhong，wodezhierziyangyangzaishangchangzoudiu，dunshijidebuqing。
wodiyishijianlianxipengyou，zaishangchangfujinditanshisousuo，kejiusuanwozaigechuxunzhaohaizi，yemeiwangjianfuyangyundeqingxu。
可她呢？
taneishihoudagaipeizailuyanshenbianba！
yinweiluyangangbeiyiyuanquezhenwujingzheng，zheibeizidoubukenengzaiyouhaizile。
zheikebataxintengdebuqing，henbudeershisixiaoshitieshenzhaogu，jiupataxiangbukai。
erwojinjinshiduodalejitongdianhua，xiangyaocongtazuilizhidaogengduoyangyangzoudiudexinxi，jiubeitaxianfan，juedewodanwutapeibanzhuma，suoyizhijiejiangwodeshoujihaolahei。
zhengzhengliangtianbumianbuxiudexunzhao，yijiumeiyouhaizidexiansuo，jiuzaiwoyijinhubengkuishi，quewuyizhongkanjianluyangengxindepengyouquan。
【yijiasankou，xingfujiushizheimejianjiandandan。】
zhaopianliluyanbujinyishoubaozhehunshuideyangyang，lingyizhishouhailanzhexiusedeyangyun，jiuxiangshizhendeyijiasankouyiban，xingfujuanyong。
neiyikewoturanyouxietuoli，bumingbaiwozaiyangyunxinzhongdaodisuanshenme？
jianwozuozaizhuobianyiyanbufa，yangyundenuyizaiciyongqi：
“weishenmebushuohua？niyouzhuangshenmeyaba！dongbudongjiubaigechoulian，jisheikanni？”
“mingmingzaidianhualidougennijieshiqingchule，yangetameibanfashenghaizi，womenbayangyangsongjitabushizhenghaoma？tameiyouyaoqiugengduo，zhishiyigehaizieryi！”
worenbuzhuhunshenzhanli，shouyebuzijuewojinbeizi，woyayizhunuyi，taitouxiangtakanqu。
“takeyiyaoqiugengduo，danshiyangyangshiwoerzi，bixudaihuilai！”
yangyunnaoxiuchengnu，yibajiangshoulideyifuzaxiangwo。
“chenyi，ninaogoulemeiyou！woyijinggennijieshiguowushuci，woheyangeqingqingbaibai，zhishixiangbangbangtaeryi！”
“pingshizhiyaowoheyangejiechu，nijiuaichicu，xianzaiyangeshengbingle，weishenmehaiyaozaizheizhongshihounao？”
“kanlaiyangeshuodemeicuo，nijiushidananzizhuyi，xiangyaokongzhiwomanzunidesiyubale！”
wobeiqidebantianmeishuochulaihua，tuishangzaizhaohaizishihuapodeshangkouyinyinfare。
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zhengdangwotengdemaochulenghanshi，men**xiangleqilai。
yangyunjianwoyizhizuozhemeiyouqishen，jiuqukailemen。
“nihao，womenjiedaobaoanshuohaizidiushi......”
meidengjingchadehuashuowan，yangyunjiujiqiedekaikoudaduan：“meiyou，womenhaiziyijingzhaodaole，mafannimenduopaoleyitang。”
suijijiushiyishengzhongzhongdeguanmensheng。
yangyunzhuanguotoulaiyilianfennu，chongzhewodahou：“chenyi，nishibushifengle！haohaodebaoshenmejing，nijiushiguyideduibudui！”
“yangeshuodemeicuo，nijiushixiangyicikonghewo，rangwoshenmedoutingnide！”
jianwoyijiubuzuosheng，tazhengdasuanjixufafengshikanjianwocanbaidelianse，youxiejinghuangdeshangqianzoulejibu，kehenkuaiyoutingxia。
“he，niyouzaizhuangleshibushi。”
“nipingshineimexihuanjianshendeyigeren，zhishizhaoleliangtianhaizi，jiuxuruochengzheiyang？”
“wozhidaole，nishixiangxueyange，laiboquwodetongqingduibudui？”
dingzhetayouxiebiyidemuguang，woturanganjuehenkexiao。
suoyiluyanbeiquezhenwujingzhengjiudaibiaoshentibuhao，woyoudianbushufujiushizaizhuang？
taguzuocuiruodewubing**，jiunengqingeryijudeqiangzouwodehaizi，xinanlidedexiangshoushuyuwodeyiqie？
woyaozheyajiangshabuyiquanquanguozaixiaotuishang，tanzaiyizishanghuanlehaoyihui。
yangyunjianzhuang，congbaolitaochuyiheqiaokelifangzaiwomianqiandezhuozishang。
语气也软了下来。
“喏，吃吧！”
“zheikeshiyangetedirangwodaihuilaijinide，tashuoyangyangzaitaneirangnifangxin，zheiheqiaokelisuanshitasongnidebuchang。”
“ayi，womendoushiweilehaizihao，nihaohaojieshoule，zanmenyihouhaishipengyou，dengxiangkanyangyangleyenengsuishiqukankan。”
wokanxiangzhuozishangneiheronghualeyibandeqiaokeli，turanjuedeyouxiexinliang。
waibaozhuangmingxianbeirendakaiguo，limiandeqiaokeliyeronghualedaban，luchulinglingsansandexingrenguorou。
zixiguancha，hainengfaxianbianjiaochubeirenkenguodechiyin。
“不用。”
wodeshengyinyouxiesiya，houlongshenchuyingchudeganteng，fangfoshicuojue。
yiqiandeyangyunbushizheiyangde，tahenaiwo，tanengjizhuwodexihao，yejidewoduixingrenyanzhongguomin，pengyebunengpeng......
kezicongluyanhuiguohou，tajiuxiangshibianlegerenyiyang。
yangyunjianwoduitadeshihaobulingqing，yibajiangqiaokelishuaixiangwo，zhannideheisejianmanwobaisedeshangyi。
“goulechenyi！nishibushijilianbuyaolian！ruguonizainaopiqi，neinizheibeizijiubiezaijianyangyangle。”
“nikebiewangle，yangyangshicongwoduzilishengchulaide！”
tinglezheihua，wolengzhule，shunjianwangjituishangchuanlaidetengtong。
woconglaimeiyouxiangguo，zheigehewojiehunwunian，yeshenailewuniandenvren，youchaoyiri，jingranhuiyonghaizilaiweixiewo。
“woxianzaiyaokanyangyang。”
zhiyaoyixiangdaoyangyanghaineimexiao，jiubeidailibamashenbian，xianzaizhengzainagedifangkuzhenaozhehanbaba，wojiuganjuedaoxinliyizhenzhenmentong。
yangyundunshideyiqilai，sihushizhaodaokeyinaniewodebabing。
tanaqishouji，dasuanbotongluyandedianhua。
“keyi，danshiniyaoxianheyangedaoqian。”
womengditaiqitou，zhenggerenyuefabukezhixin。
“nibawoerzitouzousongjita，xianzaiwozhishixiangkankanwodeerzi，haiyaowoxianjitadaoqian？”
yangyunbaonu，jiangshoulideshoujizaxiangwo：“nideerzi？nikebiewangle，yangyangshicongwoduzilipachulaide！meiyouwo，ninalaideerzi？”
“至于给延哥？”
“wojintianjiubahuafangzheile！wodehaizi，woyuanyijisheiyangjiujisheiyang！”
“niyaoshibuyuanyidadianhuajiyangedaoqian，neigenghao，nizhijiejiwoqudangmiandaoqian！”
shuozhe，tashangqianzhuaizhuwodetoufa，jiuyaowangmenwaizou。
tuishangdeshangkou，yinweijicudejiaobuzaiciliekai，xianxuetouguoshabuyinlechulai。
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shangkoudetengtongrangwoxiangqileyangyang，tashiyigehendongshidehaizi，xianzaidetayidinghenhaipaba。
haijideyangyunzaiqujichangjiehuiluyanhou，zhenggerenxingqingdabian，bujinshiduiwo，liandaizheduiyangyangyemeiyouyiwangdeguanxin。
zhidaoyizhouqian，xujiujianbudaorenyingdeyangyun，potianhuangdetiqianhuijiazuoleyizhuozicai。
haiqingshengxiyudehewodaoqianpeizui，shuozuijinshiyinweigongzuomang，suoyihulvelewohehaizi。
yangyangneitianhenkaixin，ketabuzhidaodeshi，shenmeyangdegongzuonengrangyigemuqin，zhengzhengsangeyueduihaizibuwenbuwen？
danjiushizheimebiejiaodeliyou，weilehaiziwoxuanzexiangxin。
zicongluyanhuiguohou，tajiumeiyouzaipeihaizichiguoyidunfan，woduitadexuanzebiaoshizunzhong，jishihaizichaonao，woyezhinengjinlianfu。
kexianzaiwozhongyuminglele。
yuanlaisuoyoutabuzaijia，buhuixiaoxiderizili，doushiyinweilingyigenanren。
yijiasankounandeqijuzaicanzhuoqian，haimeikaishidewenxin，jiubeiluyandeyigedianhuadaduan。
dianhuaneitouluyandichenshiluodeshengyin，rangtashunjianjiuhuangleshen，naqicheyaochiqishenjiuzou。
tuliuxiazaoyilerandewo，hemanlianshiluodeyangyang。
xianxueluozaidibanshangdehenjimingxian，yangyunzongsuanshizhuyidaole，lachezhedeshouyebuzijuesonglekailai。
tayouxieyouyi：“nizhendeshoushangle？”
我只能一脸苦笑。
ganggangjiehunshi，womendeganqingyehenhao。
dangshideyangyunjiangsuoyoudezhuyilidoufangzaiwoshenshang，bieshuoliulezheimeduoxue，napabuxiaoxinkepengqingzitayenengdiyishijianfaxian。
可如今呢？
cengjingdeshiyandoubianchengkongtouzhipiao，wangdechechedidi。
talianshangyouxiebunaifan，zhuaqicheyaochi：“xingle，shoushanglezaozenmebushuo，xianquyiyuan。”
womeiyoujujue，shunzhetadelidushangleche。
zhidaozuozaifujiadeneiyike，wocaifajue，tadecheyezaoyidabianyangle。
zhongkongtaishangbaifangzheguowaidaihuilaidexiangshui，chandizhengshiluyangangganglikaidefaguo。
erdaochejingdeyijiao，zetiezheyizhangtaheluyandehezhao。
jianwodeyanjingyizhidingzheneikuai，yangyunnandeyouxiexinxu：“nibieduoxiang，zheigejiushipengyouzhijiansuishoupaide，tanaozhewansuoyitiezaizheili。”
“niyaoshibuxihuan，wojiunaxialai......？”
wojiangtoukaozaichuangbian，huanhuanbishangyanjingbikaiyangguang。
“meishi，xianquyiyuanba。”
doushinanren，zenmehuikanbudongluyandexinsini？
tamobuzuoshengdeqinruzheigekongjian，hechangbushizaitiaoxin？
yiqiandewo，huoxuhuiyinweizheixieshifapiqi。
danxianzai，zheigenvrenwobuxiangyaole，liandaizheyutaxiangguandesuoyoushiyedoubuzaiyile。
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chezizhikaichuqujifenzhong，luyandedianhuajiudaleguolai。
bansuizheluyanqiuzhudeshengyin，haiyouyangyangshengsilijiedekuhan。
wodexinturanjiuchengleyituanquewunengweili，zhinengpinmingzhuazhuyangyundegebo。
“yangyangdaodizenmele！weishenmekule！”
keyangyunyagengubushangzheixie，tasuiyidejiangchetingzailubian，yibajiangwotuichuchewai。
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