houzi，zanjiaoshangyangjianfanba！miaohuilenazhatangsengdeyiduanyishijiemaoxianzhilv。tashenshishenmi，beirenweishimingyundeshouhuzhe。keyiyiqiaomiaodikehualemeigejiaosedexinggehedongji，xiaoshuozhongchongmanlejinzhang、xuanyiheqihuanyuansu。jingcaideqingjiejiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，tansuoneixieyinzangzaiheianbeihoudemimi。
高太公惊慌道，
“nizheihoutou，moyaotuoda！neizhuyaofaligaoqiang，kebushineimehaoduifu！”
猴子笑道，
“heihei，laoguaner，guantashenmezhuyao、zhuguai，daoleanlaosunmianqian，doudejiaowaigong！”
gaotaigongzhidanghouzishuodahua，kuzhezhanglaolianlianlianbaishoutanqi。
putongrenrouyanfantai，buxiaodehouzishentongguangda。
houziyebunao，ershiwendao，
“laoguaner，nikezhiwoshishei？”
“谁？”
“tinghaole，”houzitiaoshangzhuozi，chengzheyao，yangzhetou，“anjiushiwubainianqiandanaotiangongdeqitiandasheng！”
“啊！齐天大圣！”
“嘿嘿，怎样！”
“没听说过！”
“dai！”houziqidezhuaernaosai，yachimodegejigejixiang。
tangsengzuizhongbaodeyikouchashuichadianmeipenchulai，buhoudaodixiaodao，
“haole，wukong，haishixianshuoshuoruhejiangfuneizhiyaoguaiba！”
houziwenyancongzhuoshangtiaoxia，shuodao，
“zheiyoushenmehaoshuode，zhiguanba**jiedaoketing，zanmenjiuzaizheichifanliaotian。”
“zhiyaoyaoguaiganlai，zhenghaorangtaqiaoqiaoanlaosundeshouduan！”
gaotaigongjile，shangqianshuodao，
“aiyo！wanwanbuke！tangruonimenjiangbuzhuyaoguai，qibushilianleilaoshenyijia？”
“ka！！！”houziziyaliezui，hedegaotaigonglianlianhoutui。duokuigaocaiyanjishoukuai，yibajiangqifuzhu。
“zhei......”tangsengkanxiangyangjian，touquxunwendeyanshen。
cisantudi，yigeguaizhang，yigewanlie，zhiyouyangjiankanshangqukaopuyixie。
yangjianhuiyi，diantoushuodao：“jiuanhouzishuodezuoba，laorenjiafangxin，youwomenzaizhei，yaoguaixianbuqifenglang。
zheishinazhayeshuodao：“jinguanrangneizhuyaoguolai，wozhenghaochanle，yaochikaoruzhu！”
gaocaihuyidao：“nimenbushiheshangma？”
“chadianwangle，buhaoyisi！”nazhanaolenaotou。
“shibuyichi，kuaiqubagao**jielaiba！”houzitixingdao。
高太公面露难色。
zhiyinneizhuyaobazhangaocuilan，bianjiangtaguanzaihouyuanzhaizizhong。
weilefangzhigaocuilantaopao，bujinzaimenwaishangsuo，haizaizhouweibuzhixiazhenfa，xunchangrendengbudekaojin。
chulezhuyaomeiwansongfan，yugaocuilanjiaohuan，zaimeiyoubierenjinguoneijianzhaizi。
gaotaigongyizhuomo，yehao，daizheijigebuzhitiangaodihoudeheshangguoqukankan，jiandaorucibadaodezhenfa，tamenyehaozhinanertui！
“请跟我来！”
zhongrengensuigaotaigonglaidaohouyuan，kanjianyidongxiaozhaizi。
“cuilan！dielaikannile！yaoguaimeiqifuniba？”gaotaigongshenzhanghoulongfangshengdahan。
henkuai，erlouchuanghudakai，congzhongtanchuyiweimeimaonvzidetoulai，lianshangguamanleihen，aihaodao：
“die！jiujiuwo！neichushengtiantianwuruwo，nversilesuanle！”
gaocuilanshangxinyujue，jingkuhunguoqu！
“qianwanbiezuoshashia！woqingdongtudatangdegaosengjiunilaile！”gaotaigongshengleijuxia，laoleizongheng。
tangsengzhijueyizhenxinjiaotong，dishengyinleyishengamituofo！
houziwendao：“laotou，niweihebuzoujinlezaihan，ershigezhezheimeyuan？”
gaotaigongkuxiaodao：“niyousuobuzhi，neiyaoguaizaicidiliuxiazhenfa，shengrenkaojin，zhuanshunhuazuofeihui！”
“噢？”
houziwenyan，shichuhuoyanjinjingyikan，zhaizifangyuansanzhang，guoranyousisilingqiliudong。
nazhayangjianyezhuyidaozhenfa，quebingweifangzaixinshang。
zhiyinzheizhenfahuhufanrenhaixing，duitamenlaishuoshizaitairuo，genbenrubulefayan。
xingzhexiaodao：“yuanlaishizheibandaoli！”
suijichuichuyikouqingqi，polezhenfa。
“zouba，womenguoqujiugao**！”
“aiyo，wanwanbuke！nizheihouer，wodoutixingguoni，niweihehaiyaoguoqua？”gaotaigongchezhehouziyixiu，yihuodao。
houziyihuishou，buxiedao：“ququzhenfa，yijingbeipojiele，zhiguangenwojinqu！”
qianjici，yeyouyigezichenggaorendeheshang，qianlaizhugaotaigongjiangyao。
danggaotaigonggaozhiqiyouzhenfashi，neiheshangbuxieyigu，haiyiweigaotaigongzaikuangpianta。
yushiyeshuozhenfayipo，dayaodabaizouguoqu。
meichengxiangzhuanyanhuazuofeihui。
gaotaigonglisuodangranbahouziyedangzuotongyileixing。
nazha、yangjiangenzaihoumianzouguoqu。
“aiaiai！nimenzheishiweihe？kebieguailaoxiumeitixingnimena！”
gaotaigongcishijiaojidixiangreguoshangdemayi，tangruozheisangerensizaizijijiali，tangsengqihuishanbaganxiu？peiyinzibushuo，jiazhongsirenzhongguibujili。
shangcineigeheshangsile，gaotaigonghaizitaoyaobaoqingdaoshijitachaoduli！
“laoguaner！lengzhezuoshen？kuaiguolai！”
yishenghoujiaodapogaotaigongdehuanxiang，huiguoshenlai，dingjingyikan，neisanrenjingtuotuodizhanzaizhaizimenqian！
gaocaipaodaocengjingdezhenfabianyuan，shenchujiaojianlaihuishitan，zuihoubiyanyaoyayiyue，tiaoguozhenfa。
随即扭头兴奋说道，
“laoye！zhenfadangzhenmeile！”
“当真？？？”
gaotaigongnanyizhixindiroulerouyanjing，yeyaoyaohuanghuangzoujinzhenfa，
“高人呐！”
“luosuoshenme，kuainayaochi！”houzicuicudao。
gaotaigongshouqilianshangdexinxi，tanlekouqi，
“yaochimeiyonga！nibufangzijikankan。”
猴子三人仔细一看，
“haohaohao，zheiyaoguai，jingranyongtongzhibasuokongguanmanle！”
gaotaigongkuxiao：“neiyaoguaihuifei，meiwandoucongchuanghujinqu，menziranyongbushang，weilefangzhixiaonvtaopao，gancuibasuofengle！”
taguyishuochuyaoguaihuifei，jiushixiangrangmianqianbuzhitiangaodihoudesanrenzhinanertui。
buliao，liangdaoshengxiangtongshichuanlai。
“咔嚓！”
“嘣！”
houzishouzhongniezheposuidemensuo，nazhazuotuigaogaotaiqi，cunxuhoudeshimudamenhongrandaota。
yihouyixiaohaimianmianxiangqu，
“qinaidenazha，nizheishigansha？”
“bushishuosuobeifengzhulema，woxunsibamenchailebei。”
“jiushishuoyoumeiyouyizhongkeneng，womenkeyidandanchaisuo？”
“haibushiguainitaimoji，”nazhabuxiedishuodao，zhuanerhuitoukanzhedairuomujidegaotaigong，
“wei，laotouer，menbuyongpeiba？”
gaotaigongdaxi，xinzhiyudaozhengaorenle，nahaigudeshangmen。
“zhiyaojiweigaosengnengjiuxiaonv，bieshuoyidaomen，chailezheidongzhaiziyouruhe！！！”
suijiqiangaocaijiang**daihuiketingxiuxi，youfenfuxiarenshajizainiu，ji**bubushenzi。
dangranbuwangjishitusirenzhunbeidinghaodezhaifan。
zhiyudonghailongwang，cikezhengzaihouyuanmapenglichishangdengdecaoliao。
longwangnubukee，madao：
“yu~~~~！！！！”
“yu~~~~！！！！”
“yu~~~~！！！！”
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