doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《jianbao：congjianloukaishi》，shizuozhewoshijiuguijingxinyuanchuangwanchengde，zhuyaorenwuyoujiangfengsuqian。zheibenxiaoshuojiangshuleyigekourenxinxiandegushi，qingjiejincou，yinrenrusheng。“gangcainishuobingrendeheixibaoyijingheihua，ruguoqingkuangshushi，womenyiyuanjiuyouganzangjibingfangmiandezhuanjia，keyizhuandaoganzangkequzhiliao，yidingnenggouzhihao。”……
第5章
“zenmele？nihaiyoushi？”jiangfengyansudihuitoukanxiangyuanzhangwendao。
yuanzhangdiandiantou，renzhenxiangjiangfengjieshidao：“xiaohuozi，zhenggejianghaishi，meiyounageyiyuandeganzangkebiwomengengzhuanyele。”
“gangcainishuobingrendeheixibaoyijingheihua，ruguoqingkuangshushi，womenyiyuanjiuyouganzangjibingfangmiandezhuanjia，keyizhuandaoganzangkequzhiliao，yidingnenggouzhihao。”
“你确定？”
jiangfenghaoqidikanzheta，ganjuetadaoshigeyouzerenxinderen,yinggaibuhuisahuang。
“shide，woqueding，ganxibaoheihuaqingkuangyanzhongdehua，bingrendezhiliaoshibunengdanwude，xiwangnijiwomenyicijihui。”yuanzhangjixushuodao。
“hao,neijiuzhuandaoganzangkezhiliao，ruguowomachulerenheshi，wobuhuifangguonimen。”jiangfenglengjundidao。
jinjiezhe，yuanzhanglijijiganzangkedezhuanjiadadianhua，jiangzhangxiufangzhuandaoleganzangkejieshouzhiliao。
cishideguoweihaishifenbufuqi，lenghengyishengdao：“yuanzhang，wodezhenduanjueduimeiwenti，yihuierlaoyangjiuhuibarenguaiguaisonghuilaide。”
“zheixiaozigenbenbudongyishu,budingzainaerxueledianerpimao，juranzaizheilizhuangzhuanjia。”
“你给我闭嘴！”
yuanzhangbinglengdedengzheguowei，yanlidixunchidao：“niduibingrenzheimebufuze，wohaimeiyouchufani，nifandaotizijishuoshanglehua。”,
“ruguobingrenganzangzhenyouwenti，nilimajiwogundan！”
“yuanzhang，buhaole，gangcaisongdaoganzangkedebingren，yangzhurenjianchawanhou，guoranfaxianganquyuheihua，erqieyijingdaolezhongzhengjieduan，xianzaixuyaoshoushuzhiliao，yangzhurenrangjiashuqianzi。”yiminghushijikuaidipaolaishuodao。
“什么？”
院长一脸震惊！
taxiangbudaozheiweixiaohuozidangzhenzheimelihai，yiyanjiukanchulebingrendebingqing。
guoweizhenggerenshihuadangchang，renbuzhujingchadikanxiangjiangfeng，juedezheiwanquanbukeneng！
“bashoushutongzhishunalai。”
jiangfengbugandanwulaomadezhiliao，kandaohushishoulidetongzhishu，lijinaguolaiqianlezi。
hushiyoufeibendaoshoushushi，rangyangzhurenjixuzhiliao。
zheishi，jiangfengbinglengdikanxiangguoweiwendao：“nihaiyoushenmehuashuo？”
“我......”
guoweizhenggerenmianhongerchi，neixintantewubi。
“heng，guoweinihaodadedanzi，bujinxiurubingren，haifashengwuzhen，chadianbabingrenhaisi，congxianzaiqi，nibuzaishiwomenyiyuandeyisheng。”yuanzhangfennuwubidao。
“yuanzhang，qiuninjiwoyicijihui，wobaozhengzaiyebuganle，ninfangwoyimaba。”guoweilianmangguizaidishangqiurao。
yuanzhangnuqitaotian，meidengtafahua，jiangfengyoushuodao：“duileyuanzhang，zheigeguoweimantianyaojiadewenti，xiwangniyediaochayixia，womazhuyuansantian，qiankuansanshiwan，jiusuanyongzuihaodeyao，yehuaxiaobuleba？”
“guowei，nihaibulaoshijiaodai，nitanwuleduoshaoqian？”yuanzhangfanyingguolai，youlengwendao。
“wo，wo......”
guoweiyanzhulaihuidazhuan，jiujiushuobuchuhualai。
yuanzhangmianselengjundao：“haonigeguowei，yishubujing，haigantanzangwangfa，zhenshizuidaeji，kaichunidoushiqingde，wozheijiurangliushanmendelaidiaochazheijianshi，banizhuazou。”
“yuanzhangraoming，wozhidaocuole，wofashiyihouzaiyebuganle。”guoweihedemantoulenghan，yipigutanzuodaoledishang，xiangyuanzhangqiuraodao。
danyuanzhangmeiyoujitarenhejihui，zhijiejiaoliushanmenderenguolai，jiangtadaizou。
suiji，yuanzhangdaizheshenhoudeqianyi，kanxiangjiangfengdao：“jiangxiansheng，zhenshibaoqian，womenyiyuanfashengzheizhongshi，doushiwoguanlibuyan。”
“meiguanxi，zheijianshibushinidecuo。”jiangfengdanranyingdao。
jiuzaitahuitousaoxiangyuanzhangquanshendeshihou，yanzhongyimoguangmangyouyicishanshuo，jingenzhemeitoujinzhou，suikouwendao：“yuanzhang，nizuijinshifoujingchangganjuedaoxiongmenqiduan，emenglianlian，jiulianyunshiyebushihenhao？”
“nizenmezhidao？”yuanzhangyilianchayidekanxiangtawendao。
tazuijindequeganjuezijideqingkuangbuduijing，meitianwanshangdouhuimengdaoyixieqiguaikongbudemeng，erqiejingchangguiyachuang。
pingshishangbanhaichangyudaoyixieyiwai，shenzhidaoleheliangshuidousaiyadedibu！
tajuedetashizuijinxiuxibuhaodaozhi，suoyimeiyougenrenshuoqi。
danmeiliao，jiangfengjuranyiyankanlechulai。
“nideqingkuangyijingfeichangyanzhong，ruguobujieyidehua，keyidaiwoqunidebangongshikankan，huoxuhuiyoujieguo。”
jiangfengzhuyidao，tashenshangyouyiguqiguaidexieqi，zheixieqidegenyuan，jiuzaifujin！
“好，没问题。”
yuanzhangdiandiantou，zhudongdaizhejiangfengquleloushangdebangongshi。
dangjiangfenggenzheyuanzhangjinrubangongshihou，zhijianbangongshineideqiangjiao，fangzhizhebushaogudongqixing，congqingtongqidaoqinghuaciping，zaidaoyushibaijian，yingyoujinyou。
kandechu，zheiweiyuanzhangduigudongjiweixiai，xiangbizheilizhishitaguwanshouzangquyudebingshanyijiao。
jiangfengmuguangsaoshiyiquan，dangtazhuyidaofangjianneiqiangbishangxuanguazhedeyibingqingtongbaojianshi，renbuzhuhaoqidizouleguoqu。
qingqingshenshouyimo，jiangfenglimashenseyanjun，jinghudao：“longfengfeiyuejian！”
“jiangxiansheng，nandaoniyedongguwan？”
yuanzhangtingwenjiangfengyixiahanchulezheibingjiandemingzi，renbuzhuhaoqiwendao。
“略懂一些。”
jiangfengqianxuhuiyingyiju，mianseshunjianbiandelengjun，huitoukanxiangyuanzhangdao：“zheibingjiannaishixizhouhuangshidezhengongzhiwu，taquanzhangyimisi，zhongwujinliuliang，naishiyijianbingzhongzhongqi。”
“cijiantongtiyiqingtongdazao，diaowenjingzhi，yuyifeifan，yilongyifeng，daibiaozhedangshizuigaoquanli，cijiankezhenxiebizai，youmingtianlongyumojian。”
“jiangxianshengguoranlejiegoushen，shuodequanduia。”
yuanzhangtingwenjiangfengdehua，yiweizhaodaolezhiyin，lianmangshangqianmianluxise，diantoushuodao：“zheibingzhongjian，shiwofeilehendadegongfucaizhaolaide，erqiejiazhibufei。”
“wobatafangzhizaizheili，yeshiweiletugejixiang。”
“yuanzhangdebenyihenhao，danshizheibingjian，qiaqiachengleyigehuohai。”
jiangfengyaoyaotou，jixuyansudeshuodao：“yuanzhangshenshangsuoyoudezhengzhuang，quandoushiyinweicijianerqi，tazaixizhoushiqikeyizhenxiebizai，zhengshiyinweicijiankexishouyinqi。”
“danshirenbuzhi，cijianzuijiyinliang，tajujinshuqiannianzhijiu，changmaiyudixia，neibuxishoudeyinqizaoyifashengzhuanhua，xingchenglefeichanglihaidexieqi。”
“yuanzhangzhengshizhonglexieqi，caihuiemengzaihuolianlian。”
“什么？”
tingwanjiangfengdehua，yuanzhangjingedangchang！
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