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第8章
minghaozouchubeianhuayuan，renbuzhuchuiqilejiaxiangxiaodiao。
yizhayandegongfu，zijijingranchengweilebaiwanfuweng，suiranhezheiliderenhaishiyouhendadechaju，danshiduibiyiqianzuogexiaozhiyuan，jianzhijiushitianrangzhibie！
“xiansheng，qingwenyongchema？”
yiliangchuzuchewenwenditingzailetademianqian。
“quxuefulujunyuebinguan，bu，jiuzaineifujindedaxingchaoshitingjiukeyile，woxiangmaidiandongxi。”
minghaoxiangqileyaopinzuotianmaideciqisuipian，jiudeyong‘wannengciqijiao’。
准备好了一切。
huidaolebinguan，zhaochulenei32pianciqisuipian，baizaidibanshang，pingxiningshenzixidekanleyihui。
manmande，naohaizhongjiufuxianchuleyuhuajinsipingdeyuanmao。
奇怪！
neixieciqisuipianshangjingranjianjiandeyouyigeshuzibianhao，cong1yizhidao32，taishenqile。
肯定是组装顺序。
minghaomeiyouduoxiang，zhijiezuozaidibanshang，anshangmianfuxiandebianhaocong1kaishi，xiaoxinyiyidemanmankaishixiufu。
yuemoergexiaoshihou，yigewanzhengdeyuhuajinsipingjiuchengxianzaiminghaodemianqianle。
erqienaohailifuxiandexinxixianshi：
shijian：beisongzhenghenianjianchandi：bianjingruyaopinming：yuhuajinsiping。
“大功告成！”
chenggongdexiyuerangtaqingbuzijindedahouyisheng。
zhanqilaishenleshenyao，niuleniufasuandebozi，zhongzhongdetangzaichuangshangbiyanxiuxi。
滴滴滴......
dianhuashixiaoyuyadaguolaide。
“mingxiansheng，woyijingdaonibinguanlouxiale，keyixialailema？haishiwoshangquzhaoni？”
dianhualichuanlailexiaoyuyatiantiandeshengyin。
“womashangxialai，pingziwoyijingxiufuhao，daixialairangnibangwojiandingyixia。”
minghaoguaduandianhua，shunshounaleyijianyifuxiaoxinyiyidebaohaoleyuhuajinsiping。
“jintianwoqingke，quyonglidajiudian，qingzhuyixiaxinyouyiheshoucihezuo。”
xiaoyuyayijiandaominghaojiukaimenjianshandeshuominglaiyi。
“neijiuxianxiexiedaxiaojiele，woyexiangshouyixiawuxingjijiudiandedaiyu。”
“biepinle，shangcheba。”
xiaoyuyayizhizuozaichuzucheshangdengta。
yonglidajiudian，shishengchengjiaoqudezhumingdejingangshandujiacungaojiwuxingjiudian。
zheilibujujingqiao，gudiandechunpohexiandaidebenfangwanmeijiehe，yingruyanliandewenhuazhanglang，biejuyige，jizailejingangshanshenqidechuanshuo，meiyigejiaoluo，douyangyizhenongnongdetianranqixi，quanshileshenshendelvyouwenhuadiyun。
zheililvshuchengyin，xianhuayanying，lvsemanyuan，fangxiangpubi；yougaodatingbadebaiyangshu，youpangencuojiedegurongshu；zhengzhongjiangaosongdeshizhuxiandetebiezhuangyan。
dingzhibaoxiangnei，minghaomanmandedakaibaozheyifu，yigejingzhideyuhuajinsipinghuanhuanluchulequanrong。
“a，xiufudetaiwanmeile，seze，tuan，meiyouyisishousun，erqiepinjiechuyidiancishoudeganjuedoumeiyou，nitailihaile。”
xiaoyuyazixideduanxiangzhe，manmandedaoguolaikanzhepingdi。
“buhuiba，zheigejingranshiruyaopingzi，ruguowomeiyoukancuodehua，yinggaijiaoyuhuajinsiping，jiageyinggaijiushiqianwande。”
千万！
minghaogengshidengdaleyanjing，yigepingzijuranzhiqianwan，huibuhuiwangudongderenbaqiandoudangchengyigeshuzile。
bukeneng，jueduibukeneng。
“yuya，nijiubiezaidouwole，kuawoxiufunengli，wodaoshinenggoujieshou，jiageqianwan，shibushitaikuazhangle。”
“jueduizhizheigejia，erqiewogankendingzheigejiushizhengpin，yinweipingdidehongseyinzhangjiushiyoulidezuozheng。”xiaoyuyaxinshidandandeshuodao，meiyoubandiankaiwanxiaodeyangzi。
“zheiyangba，yuya，ganggangniyeshuoleqingzhuyixiaxinyouyiheshoucihezuo，zheigewojiudangzuojianmianlisongjiniba。”
“bugan，bugan，zheigejianmianliyetaiguizhongle，wokexiaoshoubaqi，niyetaikandeqiwole，mingxiansheng，niyetaidafangleba。”xiaoyuyashuozhelianshangmanshitaohua。
“yinggaide，xiangnizheiyangdeqianjinxiaojie，meiyouguizhongdejianmianlizenmepeideshangnizheigedameinvni。”
dedaoxiaoyuyadezanmei，minghaozaoyixinhuanufang，queyanbuyouzhongdedidiaochuli。
jingmingzhichuzaiyuyuqinguzong！
“e，nibuhuishiyijiandaomeinvdouhuichushourucidafangba。”
linyingyingshuowan，minzuiyixiao。
“bu，bu...wobushizheigeyisi，wo...woshuodeshimianduixinyidemeinv。”
minghaozhanghonglelian，shuohuayebiandebulisuo。
gangganghaiweizijideqingsheanzideyi，xiangbudaokouchilinglidexiaoyuyayiyugongpo。
“mingxiansheng，zheimejinzhangganma，wozhishisuibianyishuo。”
kandaominghaoyuwuluncidejieshi，linyingyingrenbuzhu‘gege’dexiaoleqilai。
“benlaijiumeiyoudeshi，wozhishikandaonizheigedaxiaojiecaijuedeyinggaiyongyouguizhongdejianmianli。”
minghaohongzhelian，zhinengyituiweigong，gancuifanchulezijidedipai。
“shima，nenggoudedaoshuaigedexinshang，woshibushiyinggaihaiyaohaoganxienia。”
xiaoyuyagancuijixuzuonongzheta，danshineixinquefanqilemanmandeyouyuegan，henmingxian，minghaozaiqingganzheiyikuai，wanquanjiushiyizhangjiebaiwuxiadea4zhi，guaibudezheimeduotianyemeijiantaqupeinvpengyou。
pingxinerlun，zuoweigongsidiyimeinvdexiaoyuyashenmeyouqianghuadiaodenanshengmeiyoujianguo，xiangminghaozheizhongchuchumaoludexiaobai，neixindeguijizaitamianqianjiushitanluwuyi。
“shuoshenmeganxie，zheishiwoderongxing，ruobushishangcizaihuochezhandeneiyizhuang，womenzhinengshitongyigediqiucundelureneryi，neiyouxianzaisuishidounengwendaonidefaxiang。”
jixuzhehuati，minghaohaoxiangyezailingganbaopeng。
“aiyo，yueshuoyueruxile，chabuduoyaochengweixuzhimodierle，jixu。”
xiaoyuyatingzhehenshouyong，jiuweiweiceguoleshen，quebushenhualuolebenyibanguadepijin，xionghoudeshiyezibenruoyinruoxian。
minghaohenhendexinshanglejiyan，fanglangdeshuodao：“zangdegoushendea，zheimeshoudeshenduan，jingranyourucixionghoudeshiyeziben。”
“mingxiansheng，fengliudejingjiehaoxiangbushizheiyangde，huibuhuiyoudiandashafengjinga。”
xiaoyuyadiaerbunu，quemingxiananhandiandaoweizhidetixing。
“nenggoulijietumoubuguihedudongguzuojinchicaishiyanxiadebiaopei。”
minghaoshuowanmangyikaishixian，shunshounaqilezhuoshangdehongjiu，daoleliangbei。
“lai，weiwoliangdexinyouyiheshoucihezuo，ganbei。”
“干杯。”
自费给员工针灸后，儿子竟要跟我断绝关系
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