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querendiyifurendejinzhutuweizhenjiwuyi，zheixialiyunhekekaixinle。
suiranbushiguhua，keyeshimingjiabushi。
genghekuanghaiyoushaoshuaihezhangdaqiandeyinzhang，songjiyeyezuoshoulijueduinachudechushou。
liyunhegangxiangwenlufeijiaqian，neibiandegaohenianyijingannaibuzhule。
“lufei，womenyesuanlaoxiangshile。”
“biedebushuole，zheifuhuawoshoule，sanshiwannikanzenmeyang？”
haibudenglufeikaikou，liyunhejiujiyanle。
nigelaodongxi，xiaoyehaoburongyizhaodaoyifuhaohua，nigelaoguisunhaixiangjiehu，zheihailede。
“aiaiai......”
“woshuogaolao，ninzheiyangbudidaoba。”
“zheiweilufeixiongdikanwojizhemaihuacainachulaide，ninhengchayijiaosuannamenzishiera？”
gaoheniankebuguanliyunhezenmeshuo，diyifurendehuabowuguanlishibushao，buguosanluozaiminjianqueshifengmaolinjiao。
genghekuanghaiyoushaoshuaihezhangdaqiandezhuli，jiandaozheiyangdehaodongxibuchushoudouduibuqiziji。
高贺年嘿嘿一笑。
“lishaobunengzheimeshuo，lufeikemeishuoyidingyaomaijini。”
“zheifuhuawolaogaozhizaibide。”
jiranjiefuxiangzhongle，zhaoqingfengsuiranxintongyebubianchanhe，zhihaozhanzaigaohenianshenbianzuojiefudelaladuiyaoqinahan。
liyunhelenglengyixiao，buxiedeshuodao。
“gaolaohuakebuyaoshuodetaiman，jiranshimaimai，ziranjiagaozhede。”
“ninchusanshiwanshiba，woliyunhechuwushiwan。”
“shaoyewo......buchaqianer。”
“哼！”
gaohenianlenghengyisheng，zijisuiranshichihuangliangde，danzheiwenbaozhaiyouzijiyibandegufen。
duolebuganshuo，sanwubaiwanhaishinadechulaide。
nimenlijiayouqianbujia，shebushedehuazhongjinmaiyifuhuashilingwaiyihuishi，laozijintianjiugennigangshangle。
gaohenianjuexinyiding，yiyaoyabaochuliushiwan。
liyunheyishengchixiao，zhijiejichuyibaiwan。
“咝——”
zhaoqingfengchouleyikoulengqi，zheifuhuasuiranyouliangweidakadezhuli，danyibaiwandejiageyepengdaoletianhuaban。
再争下去毫无意义。
zhaoqingfenggangyaoquanjiefubashou，gaohenianyidengyanjinghanchuleyibaiershiwan。
hanchuyibaiershiwan，gaohenianganjuezijixueyadouzaijisupansheng。
yibaiershiwanyijingshizijikezhipeidejixianle，keduimiandeliyunhequehaobuzaihu，xiaoxiaosasadetulegeyanquanchujialiangbaiwan。
zhei，jiushishilidechaju。
liyunhezuoweibaiyihaomendehuashiren，jibaiwandangzhenshimaomaoyuhaowuyali。
liangbaiwandejiagebaochulai，gaohenianzhongyulengjinglexialai，jiuzhexinwowanfenbugandezhihaofangqi。
zheigongfuwaimianyoujinlaiyiweinongzhuangyanmodezhongnianfunv。
jinwujiudashengchaochaoqilai。
“老板呢？”
“ganjinchulai，laoniangyaomaidongxi。”
“噗！”
gaohenianhezhaoqingfengduishiyiyan，momowuyuliangyanlei。
nima，congmingtiankaishi，kaimenyingyebixukanshichen。
liyunhehelufeishuohuajiugouchongdele，zheiyoulaileyigezidai**denvgaoyin，haitamashidongbeinvgaoyin。
pingshiyinianyeyubudaoyigeshuohuazheiyanglengde，jinerkehao，yilaijiushisange。
lianggehuoyaotongwaijiayigediyinpao，**shoubule。
buguodakaimenzuoshengyi，laizhejiushike。
zijiyuedeneisha，hanzheleiyeyaoneishabushi。
zhaoqingfengxinlibutongkuaihaishiyangzhuangxiaolianzhudongyingleshangqu。
“zheiweinvshi，ninyaochuhuo？”
dongbeifunvlengleyixiadashengwendao。
“nishuodeshishawanyi？”
“呃——”
“woshiwennishiyaomaidongxima？”
dongbeidajiesongjizhaoqingfengyiduierdadadeweishengyanqiu。
“nizheibufeihuama，laoniangyijinmenjiushuoyaomaidongxi，chifanyebudaonizheilaiya。”
“nizheilaotouhulebajide，huanyigeshuodesuandechulai，laoniangganshijian。”
zhaoqingfengbeizhishuangpoladedongbeiniangmenerduidemudenggoudaihaowuzhaojiazhili，gaohenianhentiebuchenggangdebaxiaojiuziladaoyibiankeqilejijuzongsuanshiqieruzhengti。
dongbeidajiecongbaobaolinachuyizunqiasifalangcaimeipingfangdaojutaishangjiaojigaohenianshangshou。
zheizunmeipingyinachulai，lufeidezuijiaojiuhenhendechoudongleyixia，buyouzizhudewojinquantou。
meipinggaosanshigongfenzuoyou，pingkoudaizheyanzhijingwugongfen，hulukouyuandu，pingdizhijingbagongfen。
zheizhongchicun，zaimeipingzhongsuanshidajiahuole。
gongyicaiyongdeshitongtaiqiajinsitianchongfalang。bainiaochaofengdetuanmeilunmeihuan，yihandeshiqizhongyouliangchujinsihankouduankaishifenbushao。
gaoheniankanlediyiyanyeshidachiyijing，daishangshoutaoshuangshounaqimeipingzhijiekandikuan，bianbuzhudiyaotou。
dikuanwuquanwukuang，zhishilianggefangsongtidazi“tianyi”。
nima，zheisuanshishenmewanyi？
天壹是什么东东？
jiusuanfangpinyebunengliuzheiyangdedikuanba，zheibushi**xingweima？
conglaiyetamameitingshuoguo“tianyi”zheigenianhaobushi。
zheige“tianyi”，yongxiandaiyuyanjieshi，youkenengshisirendingzhi，guanjiajueduibukenengchuxianzheiyangdedikuan。
zheizhimeipingdianxingdeqianlongshiqidefengge，ketianchongwuquebuduitou。
qianlongnianjianfalangcaitianchongdoushisongshilv，zheizhimeipingmingxianbushi。
zaijiashangsirendingzhiqipadikuan，jiandingjieguozhinengshilianggezi“yanpin”。
buguozuoguwanshengyidedouyouzijidexinghua，kendingbunengzhijietiaoming，neiyangtaishangren。
gaohenianbameipingfanghaoduidongbeidajiexiaolexiaokeqideshuodao。
“buhaoyisimeinv，ninzheigewujianerwokanbudong。”
dongbeidajiekebuhuigaohenianneiyitaoguaiwanmojiao，zhilaizhiqudeshuodao。
“nijiushuojiadejiudelebei，laoniangqulehaoduojiadoushuoshijiade。”
“zhentaniangdexinxian，zheidongximingmingzaiwomentangjiachuanlehaojidaile，zenmejiuchenglejiadeleni？”
dongbeidajiedanshouchaoqimeipingwengaohenian。
“neijiadenimenyaobuyao？”
“jidianqianlaoniangjiumaijinimen。”
“呵呵！”
“buhaoyisimeinv，ninzheigewujian，womenbunengshou。”
dongbeidajieyongshouzhigaibaduankaidejinsitiaoleqilai，zheiyimukandelufeixindouzaidixue，shouxindoumaohanle。
xinlibazheigebaijialaoniangmenerzuzongshibadaidouwenhoubianle。
“嗳！”
“laobannikan，zheishangmiankeshijinsiai！”
“zhiqianneijialaobangenwoshuole，guangshizheishangmiandejinsijiuzhiliangsanqian，suanniliangqianwunishouledele。”
buguandongbeidajiezenyangshuo，gaohenianjiushiwudongyuzhong。
shizaimeibanfa，dajiezhihaobameipingzhuangqilaifuqilikai。
gaohenianwangzhedongbeidajieliqudebeiyinglenghengleyijushenjingbing，jiezhequkanjinzhutu。
lufeijiezhezejiezheniaodunzhuilechuqu。
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