jiangyemingluxiao《jiangchengfushao》shiyoudashenzuozhelanmeixiedeyibenbaokuanxiaoshuo,jiangchengfushaoxiaoshuojingcaijiexuanzheiyiqunren,buguanshiyijingbeiwozhemodaoluopo,haishiyiranfengguangde,doushidangnianneiqunren,yigeyebushao,yigeyebuduo。……
第一章
woshijiangchengdiyifushao,jinribeidanqinmamaqianrenpengci,duifangtianbuzhichideyaoqiusuopeiyiqianwan。
woyinuzhixia,yaoqiutaguixingwanlilu。
taguixingdeshipinbeirenfadaowangshang,daozhiwodemingshengbeihui,wojuexinbaofutaquanjia。
napashenbaiminglie,woyeyaolatamenxiashui,kehoulaitaquanjiadougenwoshuoxiexie。
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wochengzuosijiachezhunbeiqugenhupenggouyouzhaolezi,xinlimeizizi,shenzituranwangqianchongleyixia。
lengbudingcongshuameinvzazhitupiandeipadzhongtaitou,wokanxiangsijinuma,[niyaoshishangganzhetoutai,laozibujieyisongniyicheng!]
sijizhizhecheziqianfang,shengyinzhanzhanweiwei,[shaoye,qianmianyougenvde,wozongbunengzhijieyaguoquba......]
[yajiuyabei,dajingxiaoguai。]wobiezheyikounuyikanxiangqianfang。
neilizhanzhegenvde,chuanzhehongsequnzi,zhangfapiaopiao,shenduanmiaotiao,meiyigediandouzhangzaiwodeshenmeishang。
nuqijiangleyidian,wodiukaiipad,congchechuangkoutanchutou,[bingyangzi,lianbaidegengeguiside,nixiangsijiutiaojiangqu,gelaozichetouchangnaerchua?!]
吼完,我啐了一口。
wobianchashangerjibianlengmodao,[ganjinde,buranwuleshigennisuanzhang!]
sijilenghanzhimao,zhizhiwuwu。
neinvdezhanzaicheqianbudong,qitaludouliutongzhe,weiduzheitiaodaoyincitingzhibuqian。
sijizhaozhunshijixiangyaoniuzhuansaidao。
keshi,wojiangyeming,jiangchengdiyifushao,congxiaodaodashenmeshihoujibierenrangguosaidao?
zaisijizhaozhunshijizhiqian,wojiuzaoyichajueletadeyongyi,suoyi,wodakaichemen,suduxiache。
yourenyigejichache,kankantingzaiwoshenhou,dakaichechuangjiukaishizhouma。
wohuitou,shouyisongbashoulideipadzaleguoqu,[ganmawode,nihaishitouyige!]
neirenkandaowodelian,fangfobeiheniaoleban,bilezuibushuo,haizhiwangcheliduo。
wolenghelesheng,nianzhejiaoxiadeerji,yangleyangxiaba,[niyouzhong,wojizhunile!]
[jiangyemingzheigeshaqiandaode!]
wolenglexia,niutoukanqu,lianruobingshuang。
neinvdeyuanbenzhanzaicheqian,cishiquetangzaidishang,yitiaotuihaishendaolechedi。
这声音?这侧脸?
tingzheshuxi,kanzhegengshuxi。
zouguoquyikan,guoranshiluxiao,neihaiwodiujinlianmian,mingshengdazaodegaisiqianren。
[guangtianhuarizhixia,jiangyemingjuranxiangyaokaichezhuangsiwo,dajiakuailaikankana!]luxiaobaozheliuxuebuzhidetuijiukaishirangrang。
wolianhei,niutoucuicuzhesiji,[zhuangsilewopeiqian,nidadanwangqiankai!]
weiguandecheliangyuelaiyueduo,luchedibutong,haiyourentingxialaiguankan。wokanzhesijixinxiang,tianliangle,zheirengaibeicituile。
meifale,zhinengqinzilai。woshangqiantiletiluxiaodetui,luxiaokaishidahandajiao,zhuangdebeierzhen。
[pengcishiba,shualaishiba,xiangzhaoshiershiba。]wotuolewaitaoshuaizaichetou,luchuyishenjianzirou。
cheguoluxiaoliuxuedetui,yonglichezhe,shouzhinianyazhetaneishangkou,zhuaizhurenwanglingyigesaidaotuoxing。
quanchangrenmuduyiqie,douheshale。
luxiaoxueliuleyidi,baozhuwodetui,shengyinxuruo,[jintiannibupeiwoyiqianwanzoubule!]
wodesaidaoyaobuyaoguaiwan,wozuozhu。
zheiqianpeibupei,yeshiwoshuolesuan。
nengbunengzou,gengbushiniluxiaonengjuedingde!
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kewohaizhenjiuzoubule,haiyincijinlejuzi。
wozhadielailaorenshi,luxiaohaibeiguanzhe。
wobeizhadiebaozouleyiquan,shunjianmengshenglexiangdafacibeidexin。
laidaolongziqian,wozhekansiyanyanyixideluxiao。
linzouqian,shunbianrangrenjiangqitilechulaisongjinleyiyuan,buchuyiwaishisibule。
zhanzaibingchuangbian,wobayitaziliaoshuaidaoluxiaolianshang,[xianzaiyijingshidanqinmamalea,lebuqia!]
[nibawohaichengzheiyang,meiyouyiqianwanwosiyeyaolanidianbei!]luxiaoqiruoyousi,yanshenquejiandingruchu,yourangwoxiangdaoledangchubeitifenshou。
mingmingbeifenshoudeshiwo,yanshenliyouzhehenyidequeshita,[yiqianwan,hehe,banimailedoumeiyouzheigeshu!]
wochaofengwan,yanzhuziyidong,shengyinyizhuan,[dangran,niyaoshihuilaijixurenshouchugui,laozibaoniyiqianwan,hairangniwenzuonvyouzheigeweizhi,ruhe?]
luxiaowojinquantou,yankuangfanhong,[bujinyaorenshounichugui,haiyaojinidangzhongketourencuo,woshuodeduiba。]
zheilezi,dangzhenyoudianyisi。
woxingfendaopaishoujiaohao,limazhaohuyizhonghupenggouyoujinlai,zhunbeijieshouqianrendeketourenzui。
[nimenkekanhaole。]kanhaodangchurangwodiyicibeifenshou,beiquanlirenanzhongchaoxiaodenvren,shiruhezaiduonianhou,yinweiyiqianwanerduiwofushouchengchende!
zheiyiqunren,buguanshiyijingbeiwozhemodaoluopo,haishiyiranfengguangde,doushidangnianneiqunren,yigeyebushao,yigeyebuduo。
luxiaokanzheyigenvdeshuangyandengda,sishikandaolelaoxiangshi,wozoushangqianlouzhuleneinvdeyaoshen,qingxiao,[laibabaobeier,laiduiwoketourencuo!]
luxiaoyilianquru,zhijiejujue,haimaleliangju,shushishichulewodemeitou,penglewodenilin。
zhenshi,delebianyimaiguai!
wotuikaihuaizhongnvren,kanxiangluxiao,[hao,luxiao,congjintiankaishi,wojiangyemingjiugennigangshangle!niujiudengzhebeibaofuba!]
younimeiwo,youwomeini,busibuxiu!
dangran,wojiangyemingguangmingleiluo,yigebingyangzi,jiusuanjitadianyangbingdeshijian,younengzenmele?
yigeyuehou,quanziliyedouzhidaolewoneitianzouchubingfang,fennuzhixiadexuangao!
[diergexuanze,niyaoshinengguixingwanlilu,wojiujiniyiqianwan!]
wogenluxiaodeshi,yuanbenzaoyibeiyiwangzaijiyidemougejiaoluo,keluxiaodepengci,qiahaoyoumeileziwan,tazhenghaonengchengweineigelezi。
xianzai,yekaozhewodetuidongchengweilequanligongtongdelezi,suoyizheishier,meiwan。
zheiwanlilu,tabuguiyedegui,wodeyanmian,wodechangzi,doudeyicizhaohuilai。
[buguishiba?quzhaodianrenshouyawantadejizhu!]
[shaoye,taguile,congjintiankaishijiuguile......]
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[yo,dangledanqinmama,jiuzheimequeqiana。]luxiaodeguixing,lingwodakaiyanjie,mabutingtidelaidaolexianchang。
luxiaozhizheyaoban,yilianbuqufu,[wojiushiqueqian,buranyebuhuilaipengci。]
woxiangdaoleneitianchalaideziliaolihaoxiangtiguoyiju,haizihuanlebing,xuyaodaliangdeqian。
keqianrendehaizi,pingshenmeyaowodeqianzhibing?
buguoluxiaoqueqian,woquelezi。
zhenghao,[xinga,niguixingwanlihou,yiqianwanlimadaozhang。]
鹿晓跟我约法三章。
wowangxiaguanwang,kanzhelouxiadeluxiaobubuguixing,neiqiguaidexingweibeixuduorenzhuzuweiguan。
luxiaobengbuzhu,dashengkusu。
lurendouzaima,[shenmewanyierdejiangchengbawang?zifengde?zhenbushigedongxi!]
suizheluxiaodekusuxunsuchuanbo,woouerjicichuxing,falalishangdouhuibeizachoujidanlancaiye。
renwukeren,wuxuzairen。
wochenzhelian,niutouqulegangshougoudefengongsi,fengongsideceojiuxianggehabagou,yilianqiufenfuzuoshidemoyang。
jiaojizheizhongrenbanshi,woyeledezizai,jiuxundaozuigaolou,laxiabaiyechuang,congfengxilitoutoukanxi。
kanluxiaodefuqin,lutao,shizenyangbeixiurude。
diyitian,beipenghuaishubiao,daozhizanshiwufagongzuo。
shangsiqiahaochuxianzhuangpo,lutaonaixinsushuoshiqingjingguo,yuanyiweihuidedaoliangjie,danshangsiyilianwuyu,[buxiangshangbanjiuquyinjiucizhi,zuoshenmeyaoani。]
lutaoganyuanbuganyan,wobeiluxiaolongzhaozaitoudingdeyinyunzhongyusanquleyidian。kanzhelutaobeidiaonan,bafandesududoukuaile。
lutaoxiabanshi,shangsihaiteyidingzhu,[sunhuaigongwu,jidepeichanga。]
zhuantouceolaiyaogong,wojiaqiyigejituisuanzuojiangli,zaiceochidezhengxiangshi,pixiaoroubuxiao,[sitiannei,lutaomeigun,gundejiushini!]
luxiaoguixingwanlilu,zheiqijiankeyoudeshishijian。
diertian,lutaoganzhidaobuduijing,laxianglejingti,quehaishibeipengsachashui,jianpanshixiao。
tongshibangmangxiu,lutaoqulecesuo,huilaiyikanbujinjianpan,liandaizhediannaodouhuaile。
liangtiannei,guangpeichanggongsiqianjiudaotielexiaoyigeyuegongzi,disantianlutaoguoranyilianpibei,danhaosishenmekunnandouzulanbuleta。
zheizhongjingshentouyourangwoxiangdaoleluxiao,dangchufenshoushenbianrenbushimeidiaonanguota,danshizhongyabukuata。
neishiwojiuhaoqi,zheigujingshenqijiujingshiyichuansheide,xianzaiyikan,juranshiyichuantafuqinlutaoa。
dangshihaijuedemeiyisi,zhetengjitianjiuhuanlexiayigelezi,zongguizhishiyigenvrenbale。
xianzaijuede,jiantazheiyangyinggutouderen,kezhenyouyisi。
santianyiguo,jitishiyadeweilikebuxiao,yigerenzaiyijianxiaoshishangdiaonan,neimewugeren,jiuyouwujian,shigeren......
woxiang,lutaozaizheizhong,mingzhicuodebushiziji,quebeisuoyourenzhizedeqingkuangxiaanzirenshou,beixiaheiguo,jiujingnengjianchiduojiu?
buguozongyourenbilutaoxianjianchibuzhu,woweixieceo,ceoweixiexiashu,xiashuyouweixieyuangong。
yiqunrenzaibijixia,zuochulaideshiqingkeshigengjiaeliede。
lutaohaishimeinengtingzhuzheimeduotongshidebujianduanyapo,zuizhongzaiyumen,qiyujiexindedisitianwanshangzijicizhi。
liandaizhedongxiquandoubeidiuchulegongsidamen,ceoshenzhidoumeiyoujilutaoshoushidongxideshijian,xiangdiudiaoshenmetangshoudeshanyu。
loushang,wodandinghezhecha。buguozheidengquru,haibuzuyidasuilutaodejiaoao。
chuxianzailutaomianqian,duifangyikandaowo,jiuxiayishilunqilequantou,quebeibaoanyazhuleshuangbei,dongdanbude。
lutaoduiwangshidezhouma,wodangzuotingbudao,zhishiqingleqingsangzi,shanliangquangao,[lushushu,huiquhouduochumenliuda,meizhunhainengkandaonindenverzaijietouguixingni。]
shuowan,wohaoxinyoulimaodebuchong,[lushushuninliukouqiba,xiaoxinshentiqichumaobinglai,neikedebuchangshia。]
wozhuanshen,huishoudaobie。tianliangle,lutao,gaibeiyeneifengshale。
guoranmeiduojiu,jiuchuanlailelutaoqixuegongxin,banshenbusuidexiaoxi。
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pa。zheiyibazhangrangwodelianbeidawai,lian**lade。
zhadietaochugesuxiaojiuxinwan,[nigebuxiaozi,qujiwodangmiandaoqian,bazheijianshizhongzhile,xiaoxinwanhuozifen!]
shuowan,zhadiejieqiledianhua,lianserumuchunfeng,[baobeier,bieji,zhuguangwancan,hao,womashanglai。]guaduandianhua,zhadiebujieqiside,taijiaochuailai。
tazouhou,xiashucailaifuwo,[shaoye,ninbieshenglaoyedeqi,laoyedoushiweilenihao。]
tuikaixiashudeshou,woyinyiyixiao,[laodongxi,zanmenzouzheqiao。]wojiangyemingdezidianli,nayoudaoqianzheilianggezia!
congdishangpaqilai,wobotongyigedianhua,beizhushifengyuechangsuo,naohailishengchengleyigeeliexiangfa。
dengdaoshijichengshu,zhadiezaicifenshou,zheibianshicuohelutaodeqiziwangxiaoligenzhadiezaiyiqidejihui。
zheijihua,woyuanchengzhiwei,doushiweilewangxiaoligenlaodongxihaoa!
wangxiaolidezhangfulutaobanshenbusui,xuyaorenzhaogubushuohaijiqueshenghuofei,xiaoerzikaoyanxuyaoqian,danverdehaiziyoumeiqianzhibing,jialimianlinzhejiebukaiguodeweiji。
zaizheizhongqingkuangxia,wodongdongshouzhi,rangshangdaoqiye,xiazhibaojie,quandoubuganshouliuwangxiaoli,wangxiaolizoutouwulu,xinluanruma,zheishiyudaowoneilaoshenshidie。
buchuyiwai,errendeouyuqiaoduankanchengjingdianouxiangju。yigeyudaofengyunyoucundewangxiaoli,yigeyudaobuqueqian,kenbangyidianmangdelaoshenshi。
zaishuangfangdewenrougongshixia,wangxiaolihenkuaijiupaoqiyiqie,lunxianqizhong,youcibeiqindidijiefahouhaidangjieduizheshoujifanbo。
[wozheidoushiweiletamenlaolujia,tamenlaolujiayinweineilianggeshengbingde,douyaojiebukaiguole!erqiehaiyouyigemichongdengzhewoyang,nigaosuwo,wonengzenmeban?woyougaizenmeban?]
zheijianshifashengshi,wozhengluzhedaoqianshipin,zaishipinzhong,luxiaobeiwocongjietouzhuaiqilai,erluxiaobuweisuodong,jixuguixing。
wokanxiangjingtousongsongjian,[duibuqigewei,zhenshimeibanfa,zheigenbenbushiwodewenti,shizheinvdeziyuanguixingde,genwomeibandianguanxi。]
lushipinjieshuhou,wodunzailuxiaoshenbian,[nitichufenshouneitian,jiuzaogaixiangdaojintiansuofashengdeyiqie,quandoushinizizuozishoukelaibudewo。]
luxiaodeshuangxidoumopole,renzhetong,[yiqianwan,wodehaizi。]dangzhenshiyinggutou。
wozelesheng,[zhidaohouhuileba,dangchudehuahaiyouxiao,jiwoketourencuo,xingxuwokaixinle,hainengshangniliangwan。]
luxiaoshifenbeifen,[wojiusuanbeininongsi,yejuebuhuichengrendangchudezijiyourenhecuo!]
haoyigeliexingnvzi,wozhenxiangguzhangjiaohao。
woqishen,zailurendejingtoumianqian,chaozheluxiaojugong,zhiqishendafacibeiquanshuo。
[tingshuonimuqinwangxiaolichugui,banifuqinqichenglebanshenbusui,niquedingweilexiangpengciwodianqian,jiusiyebuqukantayiyan?]
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