doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《jiangchengnanjie》shiyibukoubeizhizuo，benwenzaishangxianzhihouyinfayizhenyuedurechao，buyaocuoguozhujiaosulelinqingxuanyanyidejingcaigushi，dashen“shiershao”dailaideneirongyou：jindonglenghengyixiao，lakaiyigedengzizuoxia，yigeyanshenlianggeshouxialikejiang“linzhonghao”jialeqilaiquanjiaozhaohuzhe。“shenmeshihoulinzhonghaochuxianle，shen……
zheishi，jinlaoyezituranliangshengkesou，erhouhuanhuanzhengkaileyanjing，huibaidemeimaoxiayishuangshensuideyanjingtoushechuliangdaojingmang。
“ba，banixingle？nizenmeyang？”
“yeye，yeyenihaole！”
laoyezituchuyikouzhuoqi，saoshileyiquanluchuyisijiuweidexiaorong，shuangyandinggezaisuledeshenshang，qingshengwendao：
“nianqingren，shinijiudewo？”
“laoyezi，nixianzaishenzihaitaixu，xuyaoxiuxi！”
几个人怔住了。
zhangqingfenglianshangpamanlewenhao，zijihezhaojiaoshouliangrenzaojiujijinlaoyezipanlesixing，zhisuoyihaiyongqiangxingzhiliaojiushiweilelaodianyoushui。
kezheixiaozicaiguolaijifenzhong，zhishijigenyinzhenbianranglaoyezizhengkaileshuangyan！
这不科学啊！
erzhaojiaoshousuiranzhenjingnaohaizhongxiangdequeshilingyigewenti：zheixiaoziduanlezijidecailu……
“suxiansheng，zhenshitaixiexienile，ganggangzaixihujiulouwohuaiyini，kanbuqinishishouyi，wodaoqian，duoxienijiuxinglewoyeye！”
sulebaishouyixiao，“meishenme，wojiushiyigeshouyi！kenengshicouqiao，zhiqianwojiuzhiguoyizhigou，bingzhenghelaoyeziyiyang，jiushiyongzheizhongfangfazhihaode！”
“zongzhixiexieni，suxiansheng，ninkaigejiaba，zhenjinshiduoshao？zhiyaowojinjianadechulai……”
“慢着！”
zhaoqingfengchayile，ganggangsuleneihuayujianglaoyezihegouxiangtibinglun，jinshaoyejingranhaijitazhenjin？
开什么玩笑？
“jinshaoye，laoyezinengxinglaiqishishiwomendegonglao，ruobushiwomencaiyongzhongxijiehezhiliaofa，laoyezizaojiubuxingle！”
zhangqingfengshunjianlinghuilezhaojiaoshoudeyisi，fuhejieshishuo：
“meicuo，qishilaoyezizaojiuxingle，zhishiqingduhunmizhuangtai，yuanbenwoxiangdengguoyiduanshijianshentijinenghuifulezaihuanzhongzhenfahuanxinglaoyezi，zheixiaozitaizhejile，yihoulaoyezihaixuyaozhangqizhiliaojiancha！”
jinwenguangshishangrenbudongyixue，tingdeyunliwuli。
sulekesouleliangsheng，zheiliangrenshuohuangdebenshierhaizhenbushiyibandegao。
zheijianzhishizaijiyishengdiuren，yixuejiebuyinggaiyouzheiyangdezasui。
“wei，nimenliangrenyigeshenyiyigejiaoshou，ganggangwoxiazhenshinimentuixiezeren，xianzailaoyezixingle，nimenyoulaiyaogong？haiyaolianbu？nimendeyizherenxinni？”
zhangqingfengnule，zijikeshitangtangshengzhongyixiehuifuhuizhang，jingranbeiyigexiaoxiaodeshouyimaitai，zheiyaoshichuanlechuqu，yihouzijizaijiangchenghaizenmehun？
“xiaozi，nibuguoshiyigeshouyi，nihaizhenyiweilaoyezishinizhihaodea？haiganmawomen？
linjiadefeiwunvxu，wohaigaosuni，jiusuanshinimenlinjiajiazhuheyanlilaile，yedegonggongjingjingdehanwoyishengzhangshenyi！
nisuanshenmedongxi？pei！”
砰的一拳！
sulezhijiezaxianglezhangqingfengdelaolianshang，liangkemenyazidanbanfeilechulai。
紧接着又一脚！
zhaojiaoshouhaimeifanyingguozenmehuishiershi，shenziyijingdaofeichuqu，zhongzhongdeshuaizailedishang。
“meicuo，woshigeshouyi，erqiewozhuanzhinimenzheizhongliangouburudeqinshou！”
zhangqingfengwuzhezuibazhanleqilai，zaijiangchengzijihaimeizheimelangbeiguo，jiusuanshineixiedingjijiazudejiazhu，jianlezijiyekekeqiqide。
“xiaozi，jintianzheiliangzizanmensuanshijiexiale，nijiwodengzhe！”
zheishi，liangrenqianmianturanhengchuleyizhishou。
“拿出来！”
“……什么意思？”
“bawobabajinimendekanaguolai，womenjinjiadeqiannimenhaibupeizhuan！”
“jinshaoye，ganggangwomenkeshi……zheiqianshinibabajiwomendezhenfei！”
jindonglengshengyixiao，“lairen，batamendekanahuilai，shengxiadezijikanzheban，jizhu，buyaozairangcirenyoupianyidenengli！”
shashijian，jinshaodeneijigeshouxiaguolaijiangliangge“shenyi”tuodaoyipang，xinzhonganzijingtan，ganggangzaijiuloushizheixiaozidandingrufeng，meixiangdaodongqishoulaijingrucilingli！
……
cishi，linqingxuanrengzaizhenjingzhong，daoxianzaitayebuganxiangxinsulejingranzhenzhihaolelaoyezi！
zaijiangbeiyikedashangxueshi，zijixuedejiushizhongyi，huoxuyeyouzheifangmiandeyuanyin，nainaicaiburangzijichashoulinshiyaoye。
ganggangsulejilaoyezizhiliao，neixianshudexiazhenbushuo，tashizenmezhidaolaoyezidebinggenerni？
nandaosulezhendedongzhongyi？haishiganggangneiliangweiyishengjisuledezhiliaozuolejiayi？
linjiakaihuideyanxisuleliangrenmeichicheng，danzaijinjiadebieshuli，yidunzuigaoguigede“jinjiayan”baizaileliangrendemianqian。
jinlaoyeziyijinghuanleyifu，manmianhongguang。
zhuozishangbaifangzheliangpingjinhuangdebaijiu。
“suxiansheng，zheishiwojinshijiazutegongdezuigaoguizedejianiang，zhiyoufengnianguojiehezhaodaidingjiguibinshicaihuishiyong，suxianshengchangyichang！”
sulehanshouyixiao，“laoyezi，nidabingchuyu，shaoliangyinjiu。wozheicixingzhenzhifazhinengbaoniqiridexingming，xiangyaoquanyuruchu，haixuyaozaicizhiliao！”
yijuhua，xianchangchenmole！
shunxizhihou，daoshijinlaoyezikairanyixiaodao：“suxiansheng，jinchaoyoujiujinchaozui。jiexialaizhiliaoxuyaorenhecaiwu，ninjinguankaikou！zhiyuzhenjin，womenjinjiajueduihuijiniyigemanyidedafu！”
苏乐点头回应：
“huitouwohuijiangsuoxuyaowulieyigeqingdan！zhiyuzheizhenjin，wozuoshouyishijiuhensuixing，zhenjinsuiyuan，wozhishizunzhongshengmingeryi！”
林青璇诧然了。
jinlaoyezimingmingyijingxingle，erqiejingshenyichangbaoman，cishisuleshuoqitianshishenmeyisi？shizhendexuyaozaicizhiliao？haishilingyoubiedemude？
yeyexingle，jindongliangxiongdilianfanjisuledaoqianjingjiu，jibeijiuxialai，wuwaiyiquanranhunhei。
夜深了！
“sule，zanmenhuiquba！”linqingxuanqingqinglacheleyixiasuledeyijiao。
“duibuqi，ganggangzhiguzhegaoxing，ruguowomeijicuo，suxianshengdetaitaiyinggaishilinjiadesanxiaojielinqingxuanba？jinianqian，woyulinzhennanzaiyicishangyehuodongzhongjianguoni！”
啊？
linqingxuanzhengleyixia，jinlaoyezijingranhaijideziji！
“laoyezi，shijianbuzaole，womengaihuiqule！”
zheishi，ganggangchuqujiedianhuadejinwenguangturancongcongdepaolehuilai，kanlekansuleliangrenzhejishuodao：
“suxianshengbuhaole，woganggangshoudaoxiaoxi，linjialianyefabutonggao，jiangsuxianshenghelinxiaojiezhuchulelinjia！”
什么？
linqingxuanhunshenyizhan，qishenziyu：“bukeneng，wo……nainaibuhuide，weishenmeyaozheiyangzuo？”
suledanranyixiao，congzijiheqingxuangenzhejindongtachujiuloudeneiyikeqi，huoxuzheijiejuzaoyijingzhudingle。
jindongmengranyinleyikoujiu，binglengdao：
“zheibangqinshouburudechusheng！suxiansheng，wojindongtuiwuhuilaizhengxiandefahuangni，zheixiexiaoshierwolaichuli！”
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