zaijingchashushukuaichata！tabuxiangshiyande！zhong，liyangliutianxianshiyiweichongmanmeilihejiandingderenwu。liyangliutianxiankefuleshenghuozhongdecuozheyukunnan，tongguonuliyujianchizuizhongshixianlezijidemengxiang。xiaoliuziabatongguoxinidemiaoxiehejincoudeqingjie，jiangliyangliutianxiandechengzhanggushizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。keyishuo，caiyaonvdemuqincongchuchangdaosiwang，jingtoubuchaoguoshige，xifenyebuchaoguowufenzhong，tuotuodelongtaojiaose。……bijiangjiduzhedailaiwujindegandongheqishi。
“qinaideguanzhongpengyoumendajiahao！”
“huanyinglaidao《paolongtaodedamingxing》jiemuzu！”
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“woshizhuchirennana，jinri，jiemuzujiangyaoqingwuweidamingxingqianwangzuijinrepaidejingfeidapian《saoheifengyun》jiemuzupaolongtao！”
“xiangzhidaodoushinawuweidamingxingma？”
yingpingshang，zhuchirennanadekaichangbaixiangqi，shunjianyinqiyipianguanzhongdeyilun。
“douyounawuweidamingxinga……”
“shia，damingxinghailaipaolongtao，haizhenmeijianguo，kuaijieshaoyixia！”
jinpiankejian，guanzhongmendouluchuleqidai，cuicujiabinliangxiang。
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nanayebufeihua，dalegexiangzhi，pingmushangzhijieliangqiwuweimingxingdeshenghuozhao。
zhishizaijieshaodaoliyangdeshihou，tazuijiaodoubujinchouchuqilai。
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“wogulouguawenlema？liyangshisheia？”
“buzhidaoba，jiushijiushineigekaotouzipaixibaiguangyiwanzichandemiantan！”
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“suanle，kanwojiatianxianqu！”
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“jiemeimenhaidengshenme，huahuayezai，wojintiankeyiyizhikanhuahuale！”
……
zaiguanzhongmendepiaopingdanmuzhong，jiemuhuamianhenkuaizhuandaowuweimingxingdezhibojian。
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liyangnaomenqingjintutuzhitiao，chadianmeibaochukou。
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yidingqixianneizhuanbudaoqianhaizhai，jiudejiekedang**。yankanqixiankuaidaole，qianshenshoubuleciji，shuangtuiyidengshengtianle。
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zheichangjiemushitazuihouyicijihui，weilebuzhongshengyuweigeweiban，tabixudehuoyiba，burantajiudezaiweigehebaicaokulixuanyigele！
kekanyanxiazheijumian，xianghuoyiba，gumozhebidengtianhainan！
“ding：gongxisuzhuchenggongbangdingjiaosebenshenxitong！”
“ding：xitongyijuexing，congcikeqi，suzhumeiyanyigejiaose，biankehuodejiaosexiangyingdeshiliyunengli！”
jiuzailiyangyukuwuleishi，turan，jixiebandeshengyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi，shunjianrangliyangdengdaleyanjing。
“wocao，jinshouzhidaozhangle！”
“zheiniubia，meiyanyigejiaosejiunenghuodexiangyingdeshiliyunengli，woyaoyanyigewanyifuweng，yihouhaiganshenmeyanyuana？woganyibeiziyanyuanqu！”
turuqilaidejinshouzhi，chadianmeirangliyangxingfendetiaoqilai。haobanshanghou，tazheicaiyazhizhuneixindejidong。
“lilaoshi，saoheijuzuneibianzhaohule，ninyaobuyaoguoqua？”
jiuzaizheishi，qianmianjuzheshexiangtoudedepaisherenyuandao。
“a……qu，dangranyaoqu！”
liyangyanjingyiliang，likezhuanshenchaozhejuzuzouqu。
cishi，tamenzhengzaimodouyingshipaishejidi，dazhongwude，lieyanggaozhao，rederenjihuzhongshu。
paishexianchang，zhengxuyaotiaoxuanyinanyinvlianggelongtaochuyan。
jubenshizheiyangde，liangrenfenbiebanyannvdaxueshengheheidaodage，dageyaozaixiangziliganbiantaideshi。
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zheizhonglurenqunyandexi，sheilaiyandouyiyang，danxianchangyoujigemianfeidedamingxingkeyiyong，juzudangranyouxiandongyongzheixiedamingxing。
henkuai、liutianxianhehuafashibeixuanzhongle。
liutianxiandaoshimeiyijian，keyitingshuozijiyaoyanyigebiantai，haiyaobeidademandizhaoya，fashikebuleyile。
baituo，zijikeshinanshen，nengbanyanzheimeexindejiaose？
zheiyaobochuqu，zijihaiyaobuyaojianrenle。
“buxingbuxing，zheigejiaosebushihewo，nimenhuangerenyanba！”
mianduiquanchangdezhushi，fashihenxiangheliutianxiandaxi，danweilezijidexingxiang，zheigejiaosejianjuebunengjiea！
quemeizhuyi，yipangdeyanglaobanheliutianxiandengrendouzaibiyidekanzheta。
zuoweiyigeyanyuan，lianzheizhongjiaosedoubuyuanyijie，haiyoushenmenengyande？
“wolaiwolai，heidaodage，zheigejiaosetaishihewole！”
“wolai，baozhengbensechuyan！”
jiuzaizheishi，liyangjidongdeshengyinxiangqi。
taxianzaijixuyichangxishiyanyixiaxitong，yaonengchenggong，zheiyihoukejiufale！
“liyang，niyanbiantai？”
beiliyangbaladaoyipangdedengqiqicuoedekanleguolai，zheijiahuoyanheidao，quedingbuhuiyanchengmiantanbazong？
bujinjinshita，qiyurenkanxiangliyangdemuguangdoushiyipianzhiyi。
youqishisaoheijuzuneibian，daoyankanzhexiangchuyandeliyang，bujinmiandaiyouyu！
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jiuzaizheishi，fashideshengyinxiangqi，lianmangbaliyangtuidaoqianmianqu！
“huibuhuishuohuani，nicaishigebiantai！”
liyanglianyihei，dunshijiubuleyile。
baituo，neishiyanheidaodage，bushibiantaihaoma？
“行吧，试一试！”
saoheijuzudedaoyanchiyipianke，bingmeiyoujujueliyangchuyan。
zaibujidaxiaoyeshigemingxing，youyidingdezhimingdu，nengyonghaishideyong。
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liyangdexifengangdingxia，naohaizhongdunshixiangqixitongdeshengyin。
“成功了！”
liyangxinzhongyidong，kanzhenaohaizhongturanchuxianlerenwumoban，tashaoyidongnian，dunshirongrujinqu。
chaneijian、yigubaonve、canreneryoubiantaideganjuechongchitadeneixin。
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“liyang、liutianxian，nimenzhunbei……”
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好凶狠。
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yucitongshi，jiemuzujigemingxingdezhibojianzhong、guanzhongmenquebaodongle。
“wocao，wogangcaikandaoleshenme？”
“shia，wokandaoleshenme？shiwoyanhualema？nimenkandaolemeiyou？”
“wohaoxiangkandao、zheimiantanjingranfangfobianleyigerenyiyang，zhenshijianguile！”
suoyourendouliuyidaolegangcaineiyimu，danzuihouyezhiguileiweiyanhualianggezi。
quebuzhidao，jiexialailiyangdebensechuyan，jianghuichengweitamensuoyourendeemeng！
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