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“挽着我。”
lifengsongkaizhouzhishandeyao，zhuantouduizhezhouzhishanshuoleju，zhouzhishanduqidekanxianglifeng，zijiyoubeiduifangjishuale：“nizheiyanghaowanme。”
“woshuogangcaichunshuqiaohenixinme？”
“he，qiaohe，nixinme，congzaoshangnisongwohuixuexiaokaishi，nijiuyizhizailiyongwodanggongju，nixiangbaofuzhangjiaren，wokeyilijie，keninengbunengbiekengwo。”
zhouzhishanyanquanyoudianhong，tayeshigebeihenduorenzhuidenvshenhaome，beiyigenanrenzheimewannongguzhang，tahenbiequ。
“钱我会打给你。”
lifengmeijieshi，zhijiemaibulikai。
“喂。”
zhouzhishanmeixiangdaolifengjuranlianduoshuoyijuhuadoubuken，haodainijieshiyijuyehao，benguniangyeshiyouzizunxinde。
叮。
zhouzhishannaqishoujikanleyiyanpingmu，weixindaozhangshiwan。
“xiansheng，nihao，nengkanyixianideqingjianme。”shizhezhanzaimenkoulimaodekanleyanlifeng，weixiaodekaikou，lifengnachuyizhangqingjiandileguoqu。
“一位么？”
“两位。”
zhouzhishanzoudaolifengdeshenpang，shenshouwanzhulifengdegebo，chaozheshizhemiyanxiaolexia，shizheweiweiyoudianshishen。
lifengdaizhezhouzhishanzoujinyanhuidating：“niyouhuilaizuoshenme。”
zhouzhishanpiepiezui，qinglengyiheng：“nalenideqian，wohuizuohaozijideshi。”zhouzhishanmuguangsaoxianghuichang，xinshenyidang。
zheijiushishangliushehuidequanzime。
“这是什么酒会？”
“cishanwanhui，chifandaoshiqici，zhuyaoshiyouyichangyimaijuankuanhuodong，zhutishibangzhuguer。”
lifengjiandandejieshaolexia，daizhezhouzhishanzoudaokaomendeyizhangzhuozuoxia，qishaobingenzhangxueshihougenlejinlai，qishaobinyiyanjiukandaozuozaijiaoluolidelifeng，zuijiaolengxiaoyisheng。
zuodeweizhizheimepian，zheiyikanjiushilaihunlianshude。
qishaobinzhijiejiaolaigongzuorenyuan，zaiduifangerbiandigulejiju，gongzuorenyuanmianweiqinandedianlediantou，niushenzoudaolifengzheizhangzhuogenliangrendiguleliangju。
片刻之后。
qishaobinlouzhezhangxuedeyaozouleguolai：“he，haizhenshiyuanjialuzhai，youjianmianlelifeng。”
“齐少。”
“这人谁啊？”
“sihaidichanxindongzhu，qishaobin，qihaotiandeerzi。”
tongzhuodejigerentingyanlianmangzhanqishen，yibiangongweiyibiandimingpian，qishaobingenzhangxuebeizhongxingpengyueyibandezuozaizheizhangzhuo。
“qishao，jiupingninzheishenfendiwei，zenmebuzaidiyizhuo…！”
“xiawenshenme，qishaozheishididiao。”
“meiguanxi，wojiukandaolegepengyou，suoyicaiguolaizuo。”qishaobintaiqitoukanxianglifeng。
“yuanlainishiqishaodepengyou，shijingshijing。”
“xiongdi，yaobuyaohuangemingpian。”
“shia，gangcaiwojiukanxiongdiqiyuxuanang，shenbianmeinvyeshiqingguoqingcheng，yuanlainigenqishaohaishipengyou。”
qishaobinkanzhezheijigejianfengshiduoderenzhuantouxianglifengpaomeiyan，weiweiyixiao：“haishiwolaijieshaoba，tashilifeng，shiwoqizideqianfu。”
jigesongmingpiandelaobanwenyan，dongzuoyijiang。
**。
qishaonizheihuanengbunengyikouqishuowan，zheixiajiuyoudiangangale，zheinashipengyou，fenmingjiushichoudi。
“jiweibuzhizhebuguai。”
qishaobinjilegetaijie，jigelaobanlianmangzuohuileyizibishanglezuiba，qishaobinweixiaodekanzhelifeng。
“lifeng，wohaitinghaoqide，nipingshenmeganlaizheicishanwanhui，shisheijinideyongqigenlianpi。”
“zuoweiyigeshangmennvxu，zanmenkeyiyoudianbishume，nizijiyoujijinjiliangnibuqingchu？zheishishenmequanzi，niyepei。”
“nishiyouqian？haishiyoudiwei？”
“e，duile，qiaowozheijixing，nixianzaidangleweijiadeyitiaogou，gouzhanglerenshijiugansichusayele。”
“上门女婿？”
jigetongzhuodelaobanduishileyiyan，guwangjinlai，daochamendenvxuneikedoushibeirenqiaobuqide。
hekuangshitamenshangliuquanzi，gengshibuhuirongxiayigeshangmennvxu。
“tazenmehunjinlaide，genzheizhongrenyizhuo，zheibushidalaozidelianme。”
“zheishikebunengjiuzheimesuanle，bagongzuorenyuanjiaoguolaiwenwenqingchu，zheibushiladijinwandegediaome。”
zhouzhishanniutoukanxiangbeiyizhuorenlengchaorefengdelifeng，yebuyoudegantongshenshou，tazaixueyuanliyeshichangnengganjuedaozheizhongkanyileiyiyangdemuguang，tazhisuoyihuiqianxiagaolidai，haibushiyinweibuxiangdangyilei。
yishichongdongjiudiaokenglipabuchulai。
“jiweifashengshenmeshileme？”
“nimenzenmehuishi，zheicicishanhuizenmehunjinlaizheimeyigeerliuzi，nimenfaqingjiandeshihousuibianfademe。”
yigeshizhelianmangzaifuzerenerbiandigulejiju。
“baoqiangewei，zheijianshishiwomengongzuodeshiwu。”huodongfuzerenniushenzouxianglifeng：“xiansheng，nengchushiyixianideqingjianme。”
lifengqiaoqizuijiao，wanweidekanxiangshuohuadehuodongfuzeren。
“zenme，nixiangganwozou。”
“xiansheng，womenzheicicishanwanyanyaoqingdedoushishehuimingliu，zheichanghekenengbutaishiheni。”
“he，shuodetaiweiwanledian，qizhishibushihe，jianzhijiushiyikelaoshushihuaileyiguotang。”
“jiushi，yebukankanzijishenmeshenfen，shenmedifangdouganlai，yaodianlianxingme。”
“doujirendangshangmennvxule，haiyaoshenmelian，tayoulianme！”
哈哈。
sizhouderenfenfenlengxiaochusheng，jianglifengdangchengyixiaobing。
“yaobu，womenzouba。”
zhouzhishanbeizheimeduorendingzhe，hunshendoubuzizai，jiufangfozijishidongwuyuanlidehouzibeirenzhizhidiandian，napatashenshangchuandeshidifanqiandeliqun，yijianyaoshangbaiwan。
“xiansheng，bierangwojiaobaoan，jizijiliudianyanmian。”
huodongfuzerentingzhesizhouqihong，zheijianshibixukuaidaozhanluanma，fouzezhenggewanhuidouhuibeiyingxiang，shenzhishidahuodongfaqirendelian。
renzaishangliuquanzi，lianmiankeshizuizhongyaode。
qishaobinshuangbeibaozaixiongqianlenglengkanzhelifengbeibizhutaofa，jingzhizoushangqian，lenglengdekanzhelifeng。
“he，tiangoujiushitiangou，yiweipanshangledashujiunengrenmogouyang，yiweizijishigerenle。”
“做梦。”
“jintianbujinishangyike，nijiubuzhidaozijishigeshenmedongxi。”
“kuaigunba，biejilianbuyaolian。”
qishaobinshenshoupaixianglifengdelian，lifengshenshouzhuazhuqishaobindeshouwan，taiyankanxiangqishaobin。
“zenme，nibuhuihaixiangdongshoudawoba，nidaoshidongshouyigeshishi。”
qishaobinyoushiwukongdekanzhelifeng。
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