《jiedilian：jiaoshoujiejietakouxiantizhi》shiyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youzuojiayueshiwuchuangzuo。gushiweiraozheshennianchuwanningzhankai，jieshileshennianchuwanningdemaoxianyuchengzhang。zheibuxiaoshuojianjujincoudeqingjieheshenduderenwusuzao，weiduzhedailaileyichangshijueshengyanhexinlinglvcheng。shennianbuhuangbumangdefangxiashoulimanhua，suihoucongdoulimochushouji，diankailuyin———“xiangdangnian，gemenhaizaidugaozhongdeshihou，jiutongshihesangenvsheng……”……。
“niyaobuyaozaidashengyidianni？”
shenniankanlenaichadianyiquan，haihaozheigeshijianduanbingmeiyoushenmeren，chulezuozaitahoumiandaizheyashemaodenvren。
“fangxin，tayoubushishunfenger，zenmekenengtingdedao？”
陈安河拍了拍胸脯。
“buguo，xiaonianna，nizenmezhidaozheichujiaoshoushixinglengdande？”
“……”
“zanmennengbunenghuangehuati？”
shennianturanmomingganjueyouxieshendehuang。
zuowanmianqianzheibiesun，nazheganggangneizhangzhaopianjiulaiwenta，zhaopianshangzheinvrenzenmeyang？
ranhoutanainaideyiqiao…neizhangyanshilian，haiyouneibuxieyigudeshenqingjianzhihetaqianshinvpengyou…youbafenxiangsi。
lunqitaqianshidenvyou，neizhenshi…yiyannanjin。
tamengaozhongdeshihoujiuzaiyiqile，ranhoukaoletongyisuodaxue，benyiweinengzuoduibierenxianmudeshenxianjuanlv…
jieguo，tahoulaicaifaxian，tanvpengyouduiyuxing…wanquanmeiyouxiangfa，shenzhikeyishuoyane。
pianpiantanvpengyouhaishigeqiantuhouqiaodesjimeinv…
gaodetameiciyuhuofenshendeshihoudouzhinengpaocesuolimianchonglengshuizao。
suanyisuan，qianshixiangnianershiersui，zaijiashangtachuanyueguolaideshibanian…
hejisishiniandechunanhaimeibiye。
erqiehuoxushishouqianshitanvpengyoudeyingxiang，taxianzaiduiyutanlianai…meiyoubandianxiangfa。
“huanshahuatia，nidoubuzhidao，chujiaoshoushiduoshaorendemengzhongnvshen，bierenxihuanhailaibuji，nizashuotashixinglengdan？”
“走了，回寝室”
shennianlandedalizuozaiduimianderen，chuowanzuihouyikounaichahou，bianzhanqishen，yishounazhemanhuashu，yishounazheshouji，yangzhangerqu。
“ei…nidaoshixishuoyixiaawei”chenanhenaqihaishengxiadebanbeinaicha，zhuileshangqu。
……
“ningning，baoqian，ganggangturanyoushidangeleyihuier。”
yexuancalecaetoumaochudexixiaohanshui。
“没事。”
楚晚宁应道。
“你看啥呢？”
叶璇疑惑道。
suiranchuwanninghaidaizhemojing，buguozheinaodaipiandeyetaimingxianle。
窗外有什么吗？
叶璇也跟着转过头。
yemeishenmeqiguaidea…chuletabanshangdelianggexuesheng。
“eduile！ningning，neijiushiwojinishuoguodejinnianquanguoyikaodediyi，shennian。”
“yeshiwobanshangdexuesheng！”
yexuanyouxiedeyideshuodao。
“沈..年”
mojingxia，yishuangyonglandemaoyandingzhechuangwaizhengyutongbandanaodeqingxiushaonian。
“wojinijiang，dangchuzheishenniankeshibazanmenlaoshijingdexiabadoudiaochulaile。”
“jidayinlexueyuanzhengdeneikeshitoupoxueliu，neijiangxuejinbiwoxianzaiyiniangongzidougao。”
yexuanyuqimanshijiaoaohedeyi。
chuwanningmeiyouhuihua，zhishipingjingdewangzhechuangwai，zhidaoneiqingxiushaonianjianjianxiaoshizaitadeshixianzhong。
……
傍晚
男生寝室C206
“bushigemenhongbaidaowangqianzhonga，nizaiwannidedamuniua，wangeadcbuganshuchunihaiwanshenme？”
chenanhemamalielie，mianqiandiannaopingmudouzhanranshangbushaotadetuomoxingzi。
“……”
shenniankanzhezijidiannaoshangheibaidehuamian，yiyanbufa。
mianqiandezheiweiadcrangtaxiangqileqianshimouweiguren。
zheibatawandehuangzi，ranhouchenanhewandeshangdankainan，ganggangneibotuanzhan…tahechenanheyirenyigedakuangzhuwuge。
输出都拉满了…
jieguo，huitouyikangoubazijiaadcrenpaole。
ranhouhaizhenzhenyoucidezaipingmushangdazishuo：“dengyixiafuzhuhezhongdan，women3da5dabuguo…”
好好好
shennianxianshikanlekanzijiaadc，20fenzhongsanjiantao，10-0-5。
suihouyouenxiatabkanleyanduanwei…feicui…
jiuzaitahaikanzheduifangidhuaiyirenshengdeshihou，erpangyijingxiangqipilipaladejianpansheng。
jinjiezheheibaidiannaopingmushangyipaipaihanmaliangjigaodejuzijiumaolechulai。
“操，被禁言了！”
chenanhebumanyidedahouyisheng。
dazipinlvtaikuai，yibeixianzhiliaotian…
十分钟后
经典的失败组界面。
chenanhezuiyipieyoumamalieliedao：“cao，caibi”
shenniandaohaihao，meiyouxiangchenanheneiyangjidong。
pingjingdezhanqishen，jiutanghuilezijidechuangshang。
“cao，buxingbuxing，nainaideyuexiangyueqi！jiahaoyou！”
buyihuier，neipilipaladejianpanshengyouxiangleqilai。
片刻后
“dageyouxijinyujianxieshabi，haiburuzaiqinfanglianqinni！”
chenanhetuihuidiannaozhuomian，zhaodaoyinlebofangqi，diankaizijideshouzangjia。
yiduangudianyinledexuanlvxiangqi。
“……”
“xiaobang…shizhisi…jiliu…”
shennianshuangshoubaozhehounaoshao，yangtangzaichuangshang。
“啥？”
“肖什么四？”
chenanhetingdaodongjinghoulimacuanqishen“xiaonian，niganggangshuosha？”
“没啥”
沈年嘴角微勾。
“eiei，xiaonian，nishashihoujiaowodanzheiquzia？zheidoujunxunjieshule。”
chenanheyilianxianmudewangzhetangzaichuangshangdeshaonian。
shenniandeqinyi，keshijingguotamenxuexiaogedazishenjiaoshirenzhengguode。
shenzhiqizhongyimingnianguobanbaidelaojiaoshoucengyangyandao：“weilaigudianyinle，bidingyoutadeyixizhidi。”
“niweishafeiyaodanzheigea？”
shennianzhuanguoshen，kanzhechuangbiandezhanghe。
“hainengweisha！xiaonianniyoubushibuzhidao，shennanshendashikeshiwocongxiaodaodadouchongbaideouxiang。”
“erzheishoujiliujiushitalaorenjiashijinianqianchuangzuodediyishouquzi。”
chenanheturanjidongqilai，suihoutaotaobujueban，lazheshenniandeshoubei：“nidoubuzhidao！woxiaoshihouxuegangqindeshihou，diyicitingdaozheishouquzi！！neiganjue…wozhenggerenshenshangdemeigemaokongdouxiangshibeidakaileban！nidongneizhongganshouma？！”
“….”
shennianzuijiaochoulechou，tajurancongchenanheyanlikandaolexiexufengkuang，lianmangzhengtuokaiduifangzhuazhetadeshoubei。
“bushi，chenerhe，buzhiyuba…bujiushishouquzima…”
“bujiushishouquzima！！xiaonian，nibudong…shendashijiuxiangyizuodengtabanyinlingzhewo，kexideshi，zheihengkongchushiderenwumeiyouyizhangzhaopian，buranwotiedingbatatiantianguachuangtou…”
“ahahaha，kexichuanwenshuotazhijindouzaiguowaimousuoyinlexueyuanbiguan…”
shennianyouxiegangadexiaodao。
chenanheyanliquanshichongbaihefengkuang，tadouyouxiebuganhetaduishi。
“就是说啊！”
chenanhezuihouwanxidetanleyikouqi。
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