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jiangmengtingyouxiehuangluanle，likejinzhangqilai，zaizenmeyang，tasuiranduijiangnanhenshiwang，yebuxiangrangjiangnanzaibeizhuaqu。
“yaoguang，nikuaidianxiangxiangbanfaba，wogehuoxushiyishichongdongledian。”
liyaoguangchaojinglishiyanse，jinglimashangjiushuodao：“tazheishichongdongma，tazheishizaiwushiwomenjiudian，tajiushiyigexiongedekuangtu，wobixumashangbaojingchuli。”
“bie，biezheiyangba。”jiangmengtingganjinshuohaohua。
liyaoguangjuedechabuduole，zhijieyibazhangdazailejinglideshenshang。
“nishibushimeizhangyanjingni，ganzheiyanggenwolaoposhuohua？jiangnankeshiwodajiugeni，zenmezheyeyaojiwoyigemianzishiba，nijuranzhendebaojing？”
jinglidizhetou，bigongbijingde。
“duibuqialishao，woyebuzhidaoshizheiyangdeguanxia，suanlebawojiujinimianzile，shizaishiduibuzhuni。”
“kanjianlemamengting，youwozainengyoushenmeshi，dajiugea，niyaolaiyebushixianshuoyisheng，woyehaoqujienia，zheinongdeduobuhao，wuhuibuqingni。”
“lai，limianqingba，mengtingnidaigejinquzuo，woqudiandiancaishenmede。”
liyaoguangzheixiakesuanshizaijiangmengtingmianqianchujinfengtoule，jiangmengtingshuolehaojishengganxie。
“zoubage，wozhenbuzhidaozenmeshuonicaihao。niyihouyaozhuyidianfencun，duokuileyaoguangyaoburanzenmeshouchangni。”
jiangmengtingtankouqi，zaiqianmiandailu。
jiangnanxinlimingbai，danshiaiyuzheiyicengguanxi，bingmeiyouchuopo。
jiangnanzhishichenmowusheng，genzhequbaojian。
liyaoguangdashanglejingliyixieqian，lianggerenduishixiaoleleqilai。
“爸妈，哥来了。”
daolebaojianhou，jiangmengtingmashangjiqitarenzuolejiandanjieshao。
liyaoguangdefumuyifukanbuqirendeyangzi，feichanglengdandepielejiangnanyiyan。
zheixiejiangnandaoshiwusuowei，bijingtasuanshibuqingzilai，zhuyaoshixianglaikankanyangfumuhejiangmengting，zaijiushitingyixiatamenhunyindezhunbeiqingkuang。
zhishimeixiangdao，jiangnandeyangmuzhangchunxiutebienaohuo，henbunaifan。
“jiangnannilaiganshenme，bierenyoumeiqingni，zaishuozheizhuoziyezuobuxia。”
“ma，woshuojijuhuajiuzou，keyima？”
jiangnansaoshiyixialijiaren，guoqubajiudaozailebeizili，duanleqilai。
“bofubomu，zheibeijiuwojingnimen，womeimeimengtingmashangyaojiadaolijiale，xiwangyihounimenkeyiduorongrenduozhaoguyixia，tahainianqing，youxiedifanghuizuodebuzhoudao，woxianganweijing。”
“denghuier，xiaohuozinishenmeyisi，zenmehaoxiangmengtingjiaguolaiwomenhuikuidaitaside，nenggoujiadaolijia，neishitadefuqihaoba，zaishuotayoubushiniqinmeimei，niqishenmehongjinzhangshenme？”
liyaoguangdemuqinhengmeishuyan，yinyangguaiqifeichanggaoao。
“wozhishixiwangwomeimeikeyixingfu，xiwanglijiarennenggouduochongchongta。”
江南看向江梦婷。
“tayoubushishenmejinzhiyuye，chongshenmea，jiajiwomenlijiajiudeshouguijude，zheikeshishixianyaoshuohaode，duibuduiqinjiamu？”
limugaorenyideng，daxinyanlijuedezheiyijiarensuqi。
jiangnanhaixiangshuoshenme，yangmuzhangchunxiumashangtuikaita，henhendedengtayiyan。
“qinjiamunishuodemeicuo，fangxinbamengtinghennenggande，jintianjiubazheihunshishuohaole，riziyedingxialaiba，nimenshuoshenmeshihoujiushenmeshihou。”
“ma，shibushizhejiledian？yinggaiwenyixiamengtingdeyijianbijiaohao……”
“nibizui，chashenmezui，zheiliyounishenmeshi，nizijideshiqingdougaobuhao，gongzuozhaolemanihuilaiganshenme，niyihouzenmeban，haiyouxianxinpaozheililuoluosuosuode，mashanggunchuqu。”
zhangchunxiujile，zhijiedaduanjiangnan，shengpajiangnanhuigaozalezheijianshi。
zhengzaiqitoushangni，liyaoguangpaojinlaile。
weilexianshitadedadu，dangranle，gengjiashixiangjixudechaoxiaohexiurujiangnan，liyaoguangmashangshenshoudangzhulemenkou。
“zhangmuniang，buyaoshengqia，zheikeshigehaorizini，dajiugeyeshiweilewomenhao，takenshanglianneijiushijiwomianzi，womenchifanhejiu，lai。”
liyaoguangzhijiezuoxialaile，zheixiachedidemeiyouzuoweile。
jiangmengtingburenxin，haishidasuanqilairangweijijiangnan。
“biea，zheiyangbage，nizuoneige。”
liyaoguangguyibanleyigexiaodengzi，fangzaibianshang。
jiangnandangranmeiyouzuo，yemeiyouzou。
zheidianjifenghechaoxiao，haibuzuyiyingxiangtadexinli。
“wozhishixiangzhidaojiehunderizi，shuojijuwojiuzou，fanwobuchile。”
“youshenmehaoshuode，niaichibuchi，buchixianzaijiuzou。”
zhangchunxiumashangpaizhuozile。
yangfujianggongchengzaokanbuxiaqule，xunsudeqishenbaweizirangjilejiangnan。
“laierzi，bielinima，womenheliangbei。”
“ba，zhenbubile，wojiushuoyigeshi，mengtingyatoujiehundehua，haishixuyaoyidianliwude，lingwaishangcihuijiazoudecongmang，woyemeishuoqingchu，qishiyejinimenzhunbeileliwu。”
jiangnangangshuodaozheili，liyaoguanghuranjiudaduanletadehua。
zailiyaoguangkanlai，jiangnanganggangconglaolichulaideren，nengjishenmehaoliwuni。
tacongxinyanlibishi，suoyiweilexuanyao，likeshuodao：“shuoqiliwua，mengtinga，wozaojiuweinizhunbeileyigetebiedeliwu，kankanbazheishishenme。”
liyaoguangcongdoulinachuyichuanyaochi，diuzaizhuozishang。
“aiyozheibushifangziyaochima，nvxuzheishinimailaijimengtingzuohunfangde？”
zhangchunxiudunshixizizide，liangyanfangguang。
李耀光得意洋洋。
“zhangmuniangnikezhencongming，jiushizheimehuishi，zheifangzikeshinanchengdashaneibiande。”
zhangchunxiujianzhimudengkoudaile，dajingshise。
“tiana，nishishuonimaidenanchengdashadefangzi，wokeshitingshuoputongyitaojiushishangqianwanya，niduimengtingyetaihaoleba。”
liyaoguangyuefadedeyile。
“zhangmuniangwozheifangzishinanchengdashafujindeneidongxiaoqu，jiaojiangtanshuian，liangbaiduowanni，jiehunhouwomashangjiumainanchengdashadefangzi。”
zhangchunxiulikeyipaishou，shuodao：“aiyo，nvxuniduimengtingyetaihaoleba，mengtingnihaibukuaidianxiexieyaoguang，yegankuaijingnigonggongpopoyibeijiua。”
jiangmengtingweixiaozhe，jiliyaoguangfumuzhenjiu。
keshierlaoquewuzhebeizibuleyi。
“heshenmejiua，nandaonibuzhidaowomenxueyagaoma，haimeiguomenjiuzheimebudongshi，liangbaiduowandefangzi，woerziyeduinitaichongnileba。”
dunshiqifenhenganga，jianggongchenggancuibulihui，dizhetouchoumenyanshengmenqi。
daoshizhangchunxiuhaizhendehenhuiyuanchang，mashangqishenjuzhejiubei。
“aiyo，qinjia，nimenjiayaoguangdequeshihenmingbaishiligandashideren，tazheishichongaimengtingni，mengtingpingshibeiwoguanhuailebudongshi，mengtingnigankuaidaoqian。”
jiangmengtingyouyixieweiqu，danshilijiaerlaoheizheliangaogaozaishangdeyangzi，feichangbugaoxing。
jiangnandangrankanbuxiaqule，mashangshuodao：“mengtingyatou，nanchengdashajiububimaile，wojibamahaiyounidoumaileyitao，wojintianyexiangshuozheigeshi。”
“nishuoshenme，nizainanchengdashajiwomenyirenmaileyitao？nizhendeshikexiaozhijiba，chuiniunichuquchuiqu。”zhangchunxiudangshijiujile。
liyaoguangxiaodeqianyanghouhe，lijiaerlaogengjiajuedeqiaobuqile。
“mengtingnigehaizhenyoumoni，wosuanshijianshidaole，huozheshuotazailimiangaizao，naozihuaidiaolesuoyixihuanshuohuhua，yaobuyaowosongtaquyiyuanjianchayixia？”
jiangmengtingyeshiyouxiuyouji，yuanbenhaiyinweijiangnanguolaixiangbangtashuodianhaohua，youneimeyisicengjingxiaoshihoudeganjue。
sheizhidao，jiangnanzaizheiyangyansudechanghe，juranxinkoucihuang，taidiurenle。
“ge，yaoburannixianhuiquxiuxiba？”
“woshuodedoushizhende，nimenkeyigenwoqukankannanchengdashadefangziyexing。”
jiangnanfeichangdanding，sihaomeiyoulihuitamendechaoxiao。
“goule，wozenmehuiyanglenizheiyangdeerzi，manzuihuangyan，niyoubenshi，zhiyaonachuyibananchengdashadefangziyaochi，wozuomengdouyaoxiaoxingle。”
zhangchunxiuchaojiangnanshenguoshouqu。
“yaochiwojimengtingyatoule，tameiyouchaikaikanma？jiushineitianwohuijiasongnideliwuhezilimian。”
jiangnangangshuowan，yangfujianggongchengdeshoudouleyixia，bajiubeizhuangfanle。
tajingyadekanzhejiangnan，haoburongyicaipingjingxialai。
neigeliwuhezi，beirengzailelajitong。
jianggongchengfaxianhou，chaikaikanlekan，youjibayaochi，xingkuimeiyourengdiaoxianzaihaifangzaitadoulini。
“laozhangren，zheihaimeikaishiheduoshaoni，nijiuzuile？”
liyaoguangyanlitouzhebishi。
jianggongchengyixiazizhanqilai。
“jiangnanshuodeshishihua，neitiantadequeliulejibayaochizaijiali，jiushizheixie。”
jianggongchengbayaochinachulai，fangzailezhuozishang，shanshanfaguang。
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