《judangtiangoucongshuaimaizongcaikaishi》shixiaobianzuijinrukengdeyibujiazuo,wenlishejidaodeguanjianrenwufenbiewei linyutonggujinzhou,zuozhe“yechaolu”shihenduowangyouxihuandedashenjibiezuozhe,dadachuangzuodeneirongzhidexixipindu:woshenzhehualidelujianlifu,tuxianlewoaorendeshencai,toufapanchengzhongshifaji,shouwanshangdaizheyimeixiangjinbaiyuzhuo,kanqilailuo……
第一章甩卖
我穿书了。
wochuanchengletiangouzongcaidetiangou。
dui,meicuo,jiushitiangoudetiangou。
jieshoushishihou,zuoweixinshidaixinqingnian,wojuedingganqingshangbailan,zuoshiyeshangdejuanwang。
wofanxiangdaojubazongcai**degaodingxizhuang、chenshan、xiezidengdeng,quanbudabao。
zaizongcaijiamenkoubaiqileditan,qingcangdashuaimaineizhong。
benxiangzheyuanlinanrenzhengzuozuiqiangchiguaren,
sheiliaoyuanxianduiwoaidabulidetiangouzongcaifengleyiyangbawoyazaichuangshangxiangqiangwo。
woyijiaotibaoletadekudang:
「呵,细狗。」
houlai,wojiangshangsidewenlewentadeyanjing:
「guai,woshuoguo,wozhiyaonideyishuangyanjing。」
......
wojiaolinyutong,wochuanshule。
chuanjinleyibenhaomenjiufendegouxuexiaoshuo,chuanchengletiangouzongcainanpeidetiangou。
meicuo,jiushitiangoudetiangou。
垂死病中惊坐起。
wowangzheciqiboliposuiyidi,yipianlangjiedeketing,
「pa」diyishengjilewonaomenyibazhang。
嘶——
chuganhenzhenshi,naomenfahun,haiyoudiannaozhendang。
看来是真的了。
woyongqinshentiyanquangaosuoyouzaixiaodaxuesheng——
yidingbuyaoqingyizaidaxueshengjinzhang**、sshuxingdabaofadeqimozhouxuanzemoyu,
因为一不小心,
真的就S了。
benshudenvzhujiaobairuoyan,shigerenjianrenai、huajianhuakaidenvshenjibiederenwu。
gengshihezongcainanpeigujinzhoushiqingmeizhuma,shizongcaixinzhongbukemomiedebaiyueguang。
shuobaile,jiushitiangouzongcaitiandeduixiang。
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caihuisiwujidandeyibiangennanzhujiaowang,yibianduozaigujinzhouhuailikukujijiqiuanwei。
yigesiwujidandezha,yigetianbuzhichidejian!
woroulerouhaiyouxieyunyunhuhudenaodai,beipojieshouleyuanshendejiyi。
想起来了——
zheiliyinggaishigujinzhouzhidaolebairuoyanyaohenanzhushenqiandinghunhouxinqingyumen,jiejiuxiaochou,hedexizui。yuanshenzhidaohou,yougengujinzhoudanaoleyichang,baketinglimingguidezhuangshipindouzale。
zuizhong,gujinzhoushuaimenerqu,yuanshenduzibeishang,buhuanersan。
wokanzhemandiciqisuipian,zhijuederexueshangtou,naodaifahun,henhenwuzhuxinkou,ganshouzhexinzaidixue——
qian!mandibeisisuideqiana!
zuoweixinshidai5gchonglangyaoyaolingxiandezaidudaxuesheng,wohenshunlidejieshoulechuanshudeshishi。
buguowobingbujieshouzijidetiangoushenfen——
笑话!
我!林语桐!
zuoweiershiyishijixinxinxiangrongdedaxuesheng,yishenzhengzhengtiegu,chulexueshi、xuefen,haiyoushenmepeilaoniangqinziqutiande?!
荒唐!
wozhenzuoqilai,kaishizaigujinzhoudedabieshulifanxiangdaoju——
bieguaiwo,renshengdibushude,woyigeruonvzi,zirandezhaoxienengbangshendedongxi。
瑞士金表?拿了。
buzhidaoshenmepaizidezhubaoshoushi?nale。
haiyouzongcaidarenconglaimeiyouchuanguodexizhuanglifu、gaodingchenshan、**......
裤衩就算了。
jiwomendedatiangouzongcailiutiaozhexiubu——
主要是我嫌弃。
wojianggujinzhoubieshulinengzhaodaodedongxitongtongdabao——zhudayigeyanguobamao。
zheixiedoushiyuanzhujigujinzhoumaide。
gujinzhoubieshuopengle,kandoubudaikanyiyande。
xianglaishibuxihuande,shuodezhijiedian,huoxujiushitaixianqile。
jiranzheimexianqi,bururangwomailezhuanqian。
jinji:jinanrenhuaqian,daomeibabeizi。
说干就干。
wobashoubiao、shoushifangzhuanmaidianmaile。
yifuzheizhongdongxidoushianzhaogujinzhoudegerenchicunzhuanmendingzhide,renjiazhuanmaidianyequeshibuhaohuishou。
yushihu,woshoushishoushidongxi,dayaodabaidizaigujinzhoudedabieshumenkoubaiqileditan,daiyaohedeneizhong。
fanzhengzhiyaowobuganga,diuliandejiushigujinzhou。
gujinzhouruoshibuxiangdiulian,neijiulaibatadezheixiefeipinmaihuiqu。
「yutongjiejie,nizenmezaizheibaitanya?zhei......maideshishenmea?nigenjinzhougegechaojiale?!zenmelunluodaoyaochulaibaiditandedibule?」
qiaoqiao,zheichalichaqideyuqi。
woxunshengtaitou,guoranjiandaorenjianrenaidexiaobaihuanvzhutingtingyulidizhanzaiwomianqian,zhazheyishuangdayanjing,manyanwugudikanzhewo。
wozhenxiangyibazhangshuaiguoqu。
xiaobaihuazhangdequeshihaokan,jiushilaidebucouqiao,zhandeweizhiyebucouqiao,zhilenglengdichuzaiwomianqian,rangwoyouxiefanzao:
「zheiweijiejie,qingwennimaidongxima?bumainengbunengmafanrangrang?nidaraodaowozuoshengyile。」
haidaraodaowoshaitaiyangle。
bairuoyanfanlefandishangdeyifu,jiaoshengdao:
「jiejiebieshengqi,woshilaibangjinzhougegequdongxide,yixiachejiukandaojiejiezaimaidongxi。zheishi......jinzhougegedechima?zheibuhuishijinzhougegedeyifuba?jiejie,jiusuannigenjinzhougegechaojialeyebunengzheimehuangtangba......guaibudejinzhougegezuowandabanyelaizhaowo,yuanlaishijiejietaibutitiele......zhaowoshuo,zheilianrena,haishidemendanghuduidehao......」
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