《juedaitianjiao》zheibuqingshuizenqingxiedeshutinghaode，limiandeneirongyetingfengfude。zhujiaoweizhoudinglimuyanzhuyaojiangdeshi：“haiyou，sheiyunxunichulaide，sheirangnilaiyueliangwanle？！”yigechuanzhexiangnaiertaoqundenvren，biyidesaoleyanzhouding，qinghengdao：“kendingshitingshuonilaizheili，……
第6章
zhoudingtiaomei：“weishenmezheimeshuo？”
“yinwei......ganggangbeinidadeneixieren，jiushizhuzhenxiongdeshouxia！”limuyandao：“suoyinibunengzhaota，fouzedehua，neijiushidengyuzitouluowangle！”
kanzhelimuyanneirenzhendangzhong，haidaizhenongnongdeguanqiezhiyi，rangzhoudingxintouyinuan：“hao，wobuquzhaota，woquxiangxiangbiedebanfa。”
“zhouding，zhenxiangjiuneimezhongyaome，jibiannizhaodaolezhenxiang，yinixianzaiwuyiwukaogushenyiren，ruhenenggentamenduikangni？”limuyankukoupoxindedao：“nijiutingwoyijuquanba，buyaozaijiuzhezheijianshibufangle，haohaoshenghuoxiaqu，zheiyeshizhoushushuleyikandaode。”
zhoudingshenshendekanleyanlimuyan，nandaotazhidaoyixiezhenxiang，suoyizhidaomuhouzhirendeweixian？
chenyinpianke，zhoudingbingmeiyouzhijiexunwen，ershixiaodao：“xing，wotingnide，neiwoqujiqianbeimaidianyaohuilai，rangtajinkuaihuifu。”
“wogenniyiqiquba......”
“buyongle，woyinggaiyaozouhaojigedifang，nibushiyaomaicaime，womenfentouzouba。”
limuyanyemeiyoujianchi，genzhoudingyiqichumenzhihou，errenbianfenkaile。
erzhoudingyebingmeiyoutinglimuyande，rengjiushidachequlezhuzhenxiongsuozaidetianhuagongsierqu。
jiyizhong，zheigegongsijiushizhuzhenxiongkaide。
buguo，zhoudingqueshipuleyigekong，yinweizhuzhenxiongbingmeiyouzaizheili。
datanyifanzhihou，caidezhi，duifangshougouleyueliangwan，chengweileyueliangwandezhurenzhihou，taduoshushihoudoushizaineibian。
bangexiaoshihou，zhoudinglaidaoleleyueliangwan，danzheilishihuiyuanzhi，meiyouhuiyuanka，huozheshilaohuiyuandedailing，shibukenengjinqude。
zhoudingzhijiegenmenkouderenbiaominglelaiyi，shizhaozhuzhenxiongdatanxiaoxide。
keduifangrengjiushibufangxing，chufeitaochuyibaiwan，banhuiyuanka！
zhoujiasuiranfumiele，jiachanyebeiguafenle，danshousideluotuobimada，zhoudinghaishiyouyixiecaichanbangshende。
shidetazhijietaochukalai，shualeyibaiwan，banlehuiyuanka，zheicaishunlidejinqu。
bingqiededaolekanmenxiaodidereqingzhaodai，haizhaolaileyigeguanshide，duifangdaizhezhoudinglaidaoleyigebuduiwaikaifangdedianti，yongcikakailemenzhihou，zhidaleyueliangwandedingceng，yejiushiliuloudeweizhi。
ranhouduifangrangzhoudingdengzaizheili，taqulimiantongbaoyixia。
“xiaozi，woketiqiangennishuohaole，ruoshixiongyegaoxing，neiziranhuijianni，dannidatingxiaoxineijiudegewaishoufei；fanzhixiongyebujiannidehua，zheigehuiyuankawomenyeshibutuide，bingqieshibunengxiaofeide，zuiduojiushiruchangzigeeryi，erqiezhishijinniande，nimingbaileme？”zheigeguanshiyilianaorandejinggaoleyifanzhouding。
bijing，zhoudingchuanzhepuputongtong，genchuruzheilideshehuijingyinghefuhaomingliu，genbenjiushitiandizhicha，suoyicaihuijinggaoyifan。
zhoudingweiweidiantou，biaoshimingbai。
duifangzheicaijinqu，jifenzhonghou，zheirendakaifangmen，duizhezhoudingzhaolezhaoshou：“jintiannideyunqibucuo，womenxiongyeleyijianni，buguozhijiniyifenzhongdeshijian。”
zhoudingbingmeiyourenhebuman，zheigeshijie，zongshichongchizhegezhonggeyangdeguize，zaitedingdequanzili，ziranyeyoubutongdeguiju。
dangran，zheibudaibiao，zhoudingjiuhuianzhaoduifangdeguizebanshi，bijingzhidingguizede，doushiqiangzhe，ergengqiangderen，shikeyiwushiguizede。
jinrufangjianhou，yanqianhuoranbiandemingliangqilai。
zuyousansibaipingmidebangongshi，shehuadaqibushuo，haijirenyizhongjiqiangdeyapogan，rangrenzaizheililiandaqidoubuganchuan。
zhoudingsaoleyiyan，dunshifaxian，zheifangjianzhuangshihenshikaojiu，bujinshehua，hairongrulefengshuixuanxue。
zhengshizheizhongfengshuishangdeqichang，caihuijirenyizhongyapogande。
erzailimiankaojinchuanghudeweizhi，youyigewumizhangdegendiaochatai，cikezhengyouyigerenbeiduichuanghu，zaizhuchani。
cirensishichutoudenianji，baixidemianrongshangdaizheyifuwukuangyanjing，zuibazhouweiliuzhebobodeluosaihu，chuanzhebaisedewulingchenshan，jirenyizhongsiwenruyadeganjue，tongshihaisanfazhechengshunanrenteyoudemeili！
budebushuo，zheigerenfangzainvrenmianqian，neijueduishitongshajibiede。
“jiandaoxiongye，haibuxingli！”
zaizhoudingdaliangduifangdeshihou，neiguanshiqinghengyishengdao。
zhoudingbingmeiyoulihuiduifang，ershizhijielaidaolechataiqianzuolexialai：“xiongye，youyijianshixiangqingnibanggemang。”
guanshiliukaigejianzhuang，yanzhuzidouyaodengchulaile！
这小子是疯了么？
jingranganrucifangsidezuozaixiongyemianqian，tanandaobuzhidaotadeduimian，zuozhedekeshiyangchengdixiashuangxiongzhiyi，shenzhihaiyouzhesharenbujianxuedehuoyanwangzhichengdexiongye？！
zongshifangyanzhenggeyangcheng，ganrucifangside，yemeiyoujigeren！
shideliukaigemeitouweiweizhouqi：“xiaozi，nishibuzhidaoyueliangwandeguiju，haishibuzhidaowomenxiongyedeguiju？”
“zaixiongyemianqian，nishimeiyoupingqipingzuodezigede！”
zhoudingbuyiweiyidexiaodao：“guijushirendingde，danbushijiwodingde。”
liukaigelianseyichen：“nishenmeyisi？”
“wodeyisihenjiandan，nimendeguiju，duiwomeiyong！”
“zhenbuzhidaoshisheijinideyongqi，jingranganzaixiongyemianqianshuozheihua。”liukaigenujifanxiao：“daolewomenxiongyededipan，jiuyaofucongxiongyedeguiju，guannishilongshihu，doudejiwoguiguijujude！”
“zheijiushixiongyedeguiju！”
zhoudingkanzheyizhidoumeitaitou，zhuanxinpaochadezhuzhenxiong，dandankaikou：“zheigeshijieshangyousanzhongren，yizhongshizhidingguizederen，lingwaiyizhongzeshizunshouguizederen，zuihouyizhongzeshinenggouwushirenheguizederen。”
“erwo，jiushihouzhe。”zheihuabushiduiliukaigedehuifu，ershiduizhuzhenxiongdetixing。
shidezhuzhenxiongdongzuoyidun，zhongyutaitoukanxianglezhouding，shuangmujiongjiong，ruilirudian，jirenjiqiangdeyapogan。
jibianbushuohua，neiqiangdadeqichang，yenengrangrenganjuewubiyayi！
youqishicike，tadaizheshenshidemuguang，kanzhezhouding，rangwuzilideqifen，douningguleqilai。
zaizhuzhenxiongkanlai，ganzaitamianqianrucifangsideren，dingranshidayoulaitoude，eryanqianzheigenianqingren，sihuyouxieyanshu，dantaqueding，yangchengyouminghaoderendangzhong，meiyouduifang。
shidezhuzhenxiongweiweiyixiao，hurandaleyigexiangzhi，jinjiezhecongbangongshilimian，zouchuyigeheiyidahan，shouzhonghainazheyibashouqiang，duizhezhoudinghaowuyuzhaodejiukoudonglebanji！
嘭......
liukaigezuijiaogouqilengxiao，ganzaizheilifangsi，neijiubiexianghuozhechuqule。
zhuzhenxiongyanpidoumeitai，jixuditoupaocha。
fangfozaitazheilinongsiyigeren，jiugennongsiyigemayimeishenmequbie。
tazhuzhenxiongcengjingdequeshikaojirendatanxiaoxiqijiade，xianzaiyehuijiezheiyangdeshengyi，danbijingbushikaozheigechifanle，suoyibushisheideshengyidouhuijiede。
youqishiganzaitamianqian，rucifangsibubatafangzaiyanlideren，tagengshilandequting，jiujingshishenmeshi。
ranerjiuzaisuoyourendourenweizhoudingbidinghuibeiyiqiangjibideshihou，yigeshengyinyouyouxiangqi：“woyaozhidao，dangnianzhoubingkunyijiabeimiemendeqiyinshishenme，canyudedouyoushei，shifouhaiyoumuhouzhushi！”
tingdaozheihua，zhuzhenxiongdongzuoyidun，taitoukanleyanzhouding，ranhoutongkongweiweiyisuo，yihuodekanxianglekaiqiangdedahan。
liukaigeyeshiyilianbukesiyi，youqishikandaoneikaiqiangdedahan，cikezhangdalezuiba，xianxuecongtadezuilihaiyouhounaoshaobuduandeliuchu，shuangyanjiugenjianleguisidekanzhezhouding，putongyisheng，daodishenwang！
kaiqiangzhe，beizidanguanchuanlezuiba！
haiyoubizheigenglipudeme？！
zheiyimu，jingdaileliukaige，yerangzhuzhenxiongpoweichijing，danlveyisisuojiuzhidao，zidanshibeiduifangyonglemouzhongfangshi，jiyuanludalehuilai！
练家子！
buyoude，zhuzhenxiongzixidaliangqizhoudinglai。
yeshizheigeshihou，zhuzhenxionghuanghuzhongrenchulezhoudingdeshenfen：“nishi......zhoujiataopaodeneigexiaozi？”
zhoujiadangnianshiyangchengshoufu，youtouyoulianderendourenshitafuqin，ertahouqijingchanggensuizhoubingkunchurugezhonggaoduanchanghe，yeshijianguozhuzhenxiongde。
suoyizhuzhenxiongkantayouxieyanshu，jiashangxunwendeshizhoujiadeshi，biancaidaolezhoudingdeshenfen。
“dui。”zhoudingwendao：“woyaonibangwo，diaochachudangnianyishidezhenxiang！”
zhuzhenxiongshengyinyichen：“nizaiminglingwo？”
huashengluoxiazhiji，zhuzhenxiongdemuguangzhong，bengshechuhanmang。
rangyipangdeliukaigejiandao，renbuzhudaleyigejiling，hedezhijiesuoboditou。
yinweitazhidao，xiongyezheizhongyanshen，neijiushiyaodaorendeyisi！
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