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“tingshuolema，caozeibeirenbangle。”
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“wobushi，womeiyou..”
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caohuadeturanshizong，zaianzhongyinqidefanyingkeweishixidapuben。
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“woqu..e...”
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shiquanxiangzhongxianzhizhaiyuanli，hongyinvzipianguotou，faxianbanglaideshetouzhuanxing，meimuweileng：
“醒了？”
“guniang，budui，daxia，woyijieshusheng，conglaixunguidaojukejishouli...”
shizhicike，tayezhinengdushenfenmeibeifaxian，xuezhexiucaikouqiyangyangsasashuoleyidapianhaohua。
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hongyinvzibanxinbanyi，congchuangpushangnaqizhangjian，lengshengdao：
“jiranshidushuren，zuoshoushijiwotingting。”
这不撞枪口上了嘛。
talianshangqueshipoweiweinan，bielexujiucaijiannankaikou：“wenzhangbentiancheng，miaoshououdezhi，yaobuxianbawofangxialai...”
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“wenzouzou，tingbudong。”
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“啊？！”
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“怎么，不行？”
hongyinvziweiweicumei，youbajianbalechulai。
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“jianqiqianjunjingriyue..ng..bucuo..”
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anxiangpubi，shenshimuguangjinzaizhichi。
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“你怎么有胡子？”
“假的。”
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感天动地！
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hongyinvzi‘pu’deyixiao，xiaoyiyingyingyanruotaoli：
“kannizheimesong，yebuxianggehuairen。”
tadunshiyusai，shenmejiaosong？tazheishishishiwuzheweijunjie，doubeiwuhuadabangdiaoqilaidengzheshazhuzile，tahainengyinggangbucheng。
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piankehou，hongyinvzijiekaishengsuo，batafanglexialai。
zaiwuzhongzhuoyipangzuoxia，hongyinvzidaolebeicha，ziwojieshaodao：“wojiaoxieyijun，shuwanghuixiayijuntouling，cicirujing，yishishaquanyanxuejiuquan，ershibaobaihuajiandechou，tashiwoshifuzhiyi，sizaiheiyuweidouducaohuashoushang，sushi，nikejianguociren？”
sizai‘caohua’shoushangdelvlinhaohanshubushengshu，tayejibuqing，jianshilaixunchoude，yingmeiganzaizhuopangzuoxia，ershizoudaochuangbiansuiyidao：“doushidarenwu，wozhizaidiankuisipaotui，meijianguojici。”
jingdoutaisuicaohuaweigaoquanzhong，xunchangrengenbenjianbudao，xieyijundaoyebuqiguai，chouchushaoxuwendao：“nizaidiankuisizuoshiyingdangshuxidixing，jiwohuachulai，dengwoshaleneilianggejianzei，bianfangnizou。”
“没问题。”
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“谢谢。”
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zheiyiye，diankuisineihuoguangchongtian。
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