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zhidaocishi，mengjinglicaizhidao，tacuoguodejiujingshishenme。
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keguanyuzheiweizhonghaishoufudechuanshuo，shizaitaiduole。
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tadejingli，duiputongrenlaishuo，jianzhijiushichuanqi！
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qinliediantoudao：“guanxianshengfangxin，woyidingjinli。”
shuowan，zaiguanxinglandedailingxia，jirenzoujinzhuangyuan。
youzouyiquan，qinliebujingantan，bukuishizhonghaishoufu，guangshizheigezhuangyuan，zuyirangputongrenyibeiziyangwang。
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zhuanghenzhuzairenqunzhonglaihuipiaolehaojici，yihuodao：“yishengzainani？”
“我就是。”
qinliechongzhezhuanghenzhuweiweidiantouzhiyi。
zhuanghenzhuzhabazhedayanjing，youyudao：“guanshushu，nimeikaiwanxiaoba？”
qinliekanshangquyetainianqingle，meiyanfenming，chuleqizhikanshangquchenwenyixie，jihumeishenmezhangchu。
“jiejie，wobabazhendeshiyisheng！”
mengwaqingqingmeiruwanyue，tiantiandechongzhezhuanghenzhuxiaodao：“jiejienifangxin，wobabazhibinghenlihaide！”
dunshi，zhuanghenzhugengjiayiwai。
qinliekanshangqubuguoershiduosuidenianji，nverquezheimedale？
danzheibingbuyingxiangtaduiqingqingdexiai。
zhuanghenzhujiangqingqingbaozaihuaili，nielenietadexiaolian：“neihaoya，jiurangnibabaweiwobabazhibingba。”
suihou，zaizhuanghenzhudedailingxia，jirenjinruyichuangbieshu。
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zhuangtianhezuichunganse，miansecanbaimeiyouyidianxuese，meishuoyigezidouyaohaofeiquanli。
guanxinglanaitanyisheng，kanxiangqinlie：“qinyisheng，jiubaituonile！”
wenyan，qinliezoushangqianqu，yibajiekaizhuangtianheshenshangdebeizi。
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“你干什么？”
zhuanghenzhujimangnaqibeizixianggaihuiqu，quebeiqinliezuzhi。
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zhijianzhuangtianhequanshenkuilan，shenshangyouduochunongchuang。
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“ai，zheibinglaidetaiguoqiguai，woyebuzhiweihea！”
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meidengqinlieshuohua，yigejiansuankebodeshengyin，congwoshiwaichuanlejinlai。
"keyizhinidaoshizhia，zuishangshuoshuoyoushenmeyong？"
zhongrenxunshengwangqu，yigechuanzhebaidaguadezhongniannanzikuabuzoujinlai。
“jiangyisheng，nizenmelaile？”
zhuanghenzhujingyadekanzhezhongniannanzi。
ciren，zhengshizhuangtianhedesirenyisheng，jiangping。
jiangpingyilianlengxiao，buxiedao：“xiaojie，nibabadebingwocongtouzhiweidouzhidao，jiangmouziwenzaiyixueshangyouxiezaoyi，rengbuzhibingconghelai，zheixienianyezhaolehenduopengyou，douwujikeshi。”
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wenyan，qinliedandanyixiao：“woqueshixuyaoqian，wuqianwan，wokeyizaisantianzhineirangzhuangxianshenghuifujiankang。”
jiangpingmizheyandao：“biezhuangle，wufeijiushihuanbingzhiji，zhuangjiashudagenshen，nizhibuzhidaoxingpiandehouguo？”
qinlieweixiaodao：“ruguonengzaibangezhongtouzhineicouqiwoyaodeyaocai，jintianbiankerangzhuangxianshenghuifudaban！”
ciyanyichu，gengshijingdaizhongren。
guanxinglangankeyisheng，danyoudao：“qinyisheng，meiyoubawodehua，zanmenmanxielaijike，laozhuangdezhuangtaiyebushihencha，keqianwanbiedouqi！”
tazaihuaweiteyitixingzhezhongqiangdiao，biedouqi，xianranyeshibuxiangxinqinliezhennengzhihao。
weiyouzhuanghenzhu，yilianxijidao：“ninshuoxuyaoshenmeyaocai，woxianzaijiumingrenqumai！”
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zhuangjiashilidequepangda，buchubangezhongtou，yaocaibianjuqile。
qinliezhengzhongdao：“qingdaiwoquchufang，woxuyaoyigeanjingdekongjianaoyao。”
庄恨竹欣然答应。
“dengdeng，yidingyaorangrenkanzheta，zheixiaoziyoukenengyaotaopao！”
jiangpingyilianhuyidedingzheqinlie，miandailengyi：“yaocaiqingdanwodoukanguo，doushixiezibushentideyao，zheizhongyaozenmenengnalaizhibing？”
“聒噪！”
jiangpingtiaolezheimejiu，qinliezaojiubunaifanle。
“不懂就闭嘴！”
dunshi，jiangpingxiangshibeicaileweibademao，nuhoudao：
“xiaozi，nikeganyuwoduyiba？”
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