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zheijuhuashuodejiushihuangxiaotianzheizhongren,jiusuanshifenjiankuaidi,yenengzuodaochangrensuobuneng,zheidequeshiyizhongbenshi。
yaobazhimashangpaochuganlanzhi,duihuangxiaotianshuo:“xiaotian,youmeiyouxingquguolaibangwo?nizhidaode,suichengsuoyoudekuaidixingye,wohuitongdejijiandanjiakeshizuigaode!”
“renjiaxiaotianqunalishangbandoubuhuiyoudigongzi,suoyia,haishilaiwomenpiaoxiangzuihaole!womenzheilikeshizhenggekuaidixingyemeinvzuiduodegongsi,haiyouhenduodoushixiaotiannidefensini!xiangxiaotianzheiyangderencai,meiyoumeinvxiangbanneizenmexing?suoyiruguoxiaotianxianghuangehuanjingshangban,bufangkaolvyixialaiwomenzheili!”qipaonvzijiaoxiaozheduihuangxiaotiandichulemingpian。
huangxiaotianyangzhexiaba,lianshangdaizhejiaoaodeweixiao,shenshoujieguoyaobazhiheqipaonvzidemingpian,diantouduizhongrenshuo:“wogenfeiniaoyeshilinshihetong,suishikeyizou!zuijinwozhengzaigenwomenlaobantanxinchoufangmiandeshiqing,ruguotanbulong,wojiulikaifeiniao,daoshihouwohuikaolvjiamengnimenqizhongyijiade!xianshuohao,wobuqianzhangqihetongde,neishimaishenqi!”
yaobazhiheqipaonvzidexiaorongdoujiangleyixia,suirankuaidixingyedeyuangongliudongxinghenda,keshizheizhongshicaiaowuderendaonalidoubushouhuanying,rencaiguranzhongyao,keshiliubuzhuderencai,xinbudingderencai,neijiumeiyoushenmeyouhuole。
dingdafayilianjidudekanlehuangxiaotianyiyan,tanxileyishengduishenpangdeduanchenshuo:“duanchen,wozhidaoniyeshigerencai,daizaishundazhenshiweiquleni,chenzhezheimeduolaobandouzai,buruni……”
“hahaha!”meidengtashuowan,zhouweiderenquandoudaxiaoqilai,yaobazhiyilianbuxiedekanzheduanchenshuo:“renjiahuangxiaotiankeshijingguoquanguotongxingkaohede,youmugongdudejinenghaoshou,zheicaishizhenzhengderencai。nishenbianzheiwei,kanqizhiyebuxiangshizanmenzheiyixingdelaoshouba?tayenengpeideshangrencaizheilianggezi?”
qipaonvzibiyidedaliangzheduanchenshuo:“jiupingzheiyangdehuoseyepeijirenjiahuangxiaotianxiangtibinglun?wokanjirenjiatixiedoubupei!”
huangxiaotianyiliandesedeyaoyaotou,qingqingtanxizheshuo:“lajijiushilaji,zhipeizaishundaneiyangdelajichanghunrizi,jiusuanchulaile,yeshiyiwushichu!”
“qi!”duanchenlengxiaoyisheng,bulihuipangbianneibangren,kanzhedingdafashuo:“laoban,wobuzou。wobiyehoujiuzaizheilile,yexiguanliuzaizheilile,buhuiqubiededifang。erqieyongbuzhehuixin,zheiyidansheinengnaxia,caishizhenzhengdexingyejingying,shuoqitade,doushifeihua,buyonglihui!renjiazheilideyezhukebuguannigongsiduiyuangongdedaiyuhaobuhao,youmeiyoumeinv,fenjianhuowukuaibukuai,renjiazhiguanhezuohuibuhuifangxinshunxin!ruguojianhuokuaidianjiushirencai,neijingchengneibianyijingkaishishiyongjiqirenfenjian,meixiaoshidoukeyichuliliangwanjianbaoguo!shibushikeyichengjiqirenshitiancaile?”
huangxiaotianlianseyibian,nushizheduanchenshuo:“xiaozi,nizaizheilihushuoshenme?”
duanchenpieletayiyan,yuqipingdandeshuo:“duguoqinianjima?yuwenkebenliyouliangpianwenzhanghenshiheni!yipianjiao《maiyouweng》,yipianjiao《nongfuheshe》!”
huangxiaotianyilianlengxiaodekanzheduanchenshuo:“aiyou,lajihaidongdegenwomainongxueshi?kenihaodaizhenggenandugaoshendiandea,zhenggeqinianjide,yebuxiandiuren!”
pangbianderenhahadaxiao,douyongchaonongdeyanshenkanzheduanchen,qipaonvzipiezuiduidingdafashuo:“dingpangzi,nishenbianzheiweirencaishinimengongsidexuexixiaobiaobingma?”
duanchenbulihuizhongrendechaoxiao,zhishikanzhehuangxiaotianshuo:“wuta,weishoushuer。shuodejiushinizheiyangderencai!shoujiaomalidian,yiqiedoushiziranfanshebandedongzuo,yijiangongzuozuozhangle,jiuhuixingchengdeyizhongjineng,youshenmezhidejiaoaozihaode?yitaijiqirenjiukeyiwanquanqudaini,yebuzhidaonidejiaoaocongnalilai!”
huangxiaotianliansetieqing,zhangzuijiuyaofanbo,duanchenlenghengyishengdaduantashuo:“genglingrenbuchideshi,nidezheizhongjineng,doushinisuocongshidegongsipeiyangerchengde,meiyouneifengongzuo,nigenbenyangbuchengzheiyangdejineng,keshinishaoweichuledianchengji,jiumashangzitaishenjia,beixinqiyi,xiangbuxiangnongfuyushelimiandeneitiaoshe?renjiahaoxinhaoyishouliuleni,banijiuhuolequebazhurenyaosile,nizheizhongxingwei……duibuqi,yinggaibujiaoshe,ershijiaoyangbushudebaiyanlang!zheiyangdebaiyanlanghaiyourenqiangzheshou?xinzazheimedani?”
“ni……”huangxiaotianqideliansefabai,yaoyaqiechi,keshikandaopangbianyaobazhiheqipaonvziyedouyongyizhongbiyideyanshendingzhetadeshihou,xinzhongyihan,yeyishidaozijigangcaiqueshiyouxiedeyiwangxingle,bayixiebugaishuodexinliquandoubaoluchulaile,xinzhongduijiechuantadeduanchengengshihendeyaoyaqiechi!
“xingle,nadaohaodekeyijinqule,meiyounadaodemashanglikaizheili!”xinlaidebaoanbanzhangcongzhibanshizouchulai,duizhongrenshuozhe。
nadaohaodegegexinggaocailie,meiyounadaodechuitousangqi,wunaidedadaohuifu。kanzhedingdafashouzhongkongkongruye,huangxiaotianhahadaxiaoqilai,zhizheduanchenchaoxiaozhe:“shuoleneimeduofeihua,haibushiyiyanggaibianbulezijishilajideshishi?lianjinqudezigedoumeiyou,niyoushenmezigeduibierenzhishouhuajiao?”
yaobazhiyexingzailehuodekanzhedingdafashuo:“laodinga,fengquanniyiju,zheiyixingdedangaojiuzheimeda,ninianjidale,jiubiegenwomenzheixienianqingrenzhengle,fanzhengniyezhengbuguo,buruzaodiantuixiu,huijiabaosunziquba!”
“jiushi,zaodianchele,yejizijiliulelianmian,shengdedaozuihoubeijidelianyikouchishidoumeiyoule,huiliuliudelikaigengjialangbei!”qipaonvziyelengxiaozheduidingdafashuodao。
dingdafamianrutuse,shenseanrandezhuanguoshen,duiduanchenshuo:“suanle,zanmenhuiquba!”zheiyishunjian,dingdafaganjuezijihaoxiangzhendeyijinglaole。
duanchenquelazhuletadegebo,weixiaozheshuo:“zanmenhaimeiyougenrenjiatanguo,ganmajiuzheiyangsuanle?buguanchengbucheng,xiantanguozaishuoma!”
huangxiaotianyilianbiyidekanzhetashuo:“nimenlianmendoujinbuqu,haitangeshenmeguia!lianhaodoumeizigenadao,haizaizheilichixinwangxiang,zheibushixiaohuama?”
baoanbanzhangyebanzhelianshuoleyiju:“meiyounadaohaodeganjinlikaizheili,buranwomenbaoanjiuyaoquzhule!”
duanchendandanyixiao,lazhedingdafazhuanguoshenshuo:“meitingshuoguohuijiahaiyaonahaode!sheishuomeihaojiubunengjinle?”
zhongmukuikuizhixia,duanchenlazhedingdafazoudaoletingzailubiandemaikailunpangbian,kanzhemianqiandehongsehaoche,dingdafadezuilijiuxiangshinengsaijinquyigeyadan,zhizhecheziduiduanchenshuo:“zhei、zheishinideche?”
duanchenzhijiedakaihudiemen,zuozaijiashiweishang,duihaishalengzaiyipangdedingdafashuo:“ganjinshanglaia!wozhijiedainiquwuyegongsineibian!”
hongsehuoyanfadong,huanhuankaojindamen,yimingbaoanhaixianglanzhe,zuilishuozhe:“wei,nimenmeihao……”
“pa!”meidengtashuowan,baoanbanzhangzhijieyigezuibazijiushanzaitadelianshang,dashengmazhe:“nitemexianghaisilaozia!kandaozheiliangchehaimeimingbaima?yaotemeshenmehaoa?renjiashiliuhaogongguandeyezhu!jingli!”
renjiashiyezhu!neigesongkuaididejuranshizheilideyezhu!kaidechebitamenzheixierenmeiyigedechezidouyaozungui!
yanzhengzhengkanzhehongsemaikailunzaishenbianshiguo,jimingbaoanquandouzhanzaidamenliangpanggonggongjingjingdejingli,yaobazhihehuangxiaotianyiqunrenzhenjingdexiabadouyaodiaodaodishangqule!
bachefanghuibieshucheku,daizhedingdafabuxingquwuyegongsibangongshi,zheiyilushangdingdafadoumeiyouhuanguoshenlai,zouliangbujiudingzheduanchenkanyiyan,dasitayebumingbai,zheimeyiweizhuzhehaozhai,kaizhehaochededashen,zenmejiuzaitaneigexiaoxiaodekuaidigongsidangyimingputongdekuaidiyuan?yigeyuedegongzi,lianyigeyuedewuyefeidoujiaobushangba?
zheiyidianduanchenzhiqianyemeiyoukaolvdao,buguoyanzhenyijingtiqianjiaoleyiniandewuyefei,suoyitaxianzaigenbenbuxuyaohuaqian,fouzehaizhendeshizhubuqi!
duanchenbeitadingdehenbuzizai,zhidaotaxiangwenshenme,zhijieduidingdafashuo:“buyongkaolvqita,yiqianzenyang,yihouhaishineiyang,wojiushiyimingputongdekuaidiyuan,woxuyaozheifengongzuo,nibuyongdanxinshenme!”
“hao!”dingdafayeshuangkuaidediandiantou。zheijiahuosuanbushangshiyigehegedelaoban,tancaikeke,zisizili。yexinbuda,queyoubuganpingyong。
buguoquehencongming,zhidaoshenmegaizuoshenmebugaizuo,henshaoquzuozizhaomafandeshiqing,bugaiwendejiubuwenle,fanzhengduanchenduitadegongsimeiqitu,yigejujuelebaiwannianxin,youyouhaozhaihaochederen,zenmekandeshangyigexiaoxiaodekuaidigongsi?
wuyegongsibangongshiliyijingweilebushaoren,kandaoduanchenjinlai,dajiadeshensedouyouxiefuza,duitadeshenshibeijinghenshihaoqi,keshiwuyegongsizheibianyeshaodekelian,datingbudaoduoshao,zheigengjiajiqilezhongrendehaoqi,douzaiqieqiesiyudeyilunzhe。
mingmingshiyigegongzibuchaoguosansiqiandekuaidiyuan,quezhuzhejiazhiqianwandehaozhaikaizheshubaiwandehaoche,zijiyebushifuerdai,zheibenshenjiushiyigerangrenxiangyaoyitanjiujingdehuati。
“jiusuantashiyezhu,yebukenengjinshuiloutai,fouzeyezhuweiyuanhuizaogentaqiandinghetongle,nalihaiyongjiaowomenguolai!”qipaonvzixinsixini,duiyaobazhijirenqingshengshuoleyiju。
zhongrendiantou,xinzhongzhongxinranqilexiwang,jiejuweidao,sheidouyoujihui,yezhuzenmele?haibushiyiyangyaohewomengongpingjingzheng?
yimingwuyegongsideguanlirenyuanzouchulai,duizhongrenshuo:“woshixinchenglidewaimaibujinglichangyuanzheng,jintianyouwolaizhaodaidajia,xuanzewomendehezuoduixiang。weiletixiangongpingxing,womenhuigenjubutongdezhiyexingzhianpailesanchangkaohe,kuaicanyedepengyouqingqugebifangjian,zheibianshikuaidiyedepengyoukaohedidian,denghuiyoujiweiyezhudaibiao,qinzijiandudajiadekaohe!”
meixiangdaoqiandingyewuhaixuyaokaoshi,buguojianyutangchenjudeteshuxing,zaijiashangjiedaoxiaoxideshihouyijingbeitixingguole,suoyidajiayebujuederenheyiwai,fanzhengdoudailezijigongsidehaoshouguolaile,xianzaizhengshitamendaxianshenshoudeshihou!
duanchenkanzhedingdafayaotoukuxiao:“laoban,niyilaijiumeibaoduodaxiwangshibushi?zenmemeidairenlai?
dingdafalianseningzhongdeyaoyaotou,kanzheduanchenshuo:“zhengshiyinweiwohenzhongshi,suoyicaizijilaide!zanmengongsinishuosheinengchengdeshangshiyewujingying?xiaoqianghaishijiangleping?doubuxing!”
pailepaizijidexiongfu,dingdafaxiaozheshuo:“wodangniankeshicongputongkuaidiyuanzuoqilaide,zhengyinweizuodehaocaiyoulejitiandeweizhi,suoyi**cuijiuzijilaile!buguoxianzai,wozhidaoyouyigerenbiwogengheshi,ruguozanmengongsiyaoxuanyewujingyingdehua,zhiyouyigerenheshi,neijiushini!”
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