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寿宴？
linmojianmeiyoushiyitiao，yishijianxinzhongyoucuanchuyiguwumingnuhuo。
zijimeimeidoubeitamenjiarenhaichenglezheiyang，shenzhihaidasipaodaozijimianqianzhigaoqiangdiwuruzijiyijizhenggetianyiyimai，ertaquehaiyaodabanshouyan？
neikanlaizijizhendeyoubiyaodaochang，qujitahaohaozhuyizhuxingle！
“呼……”
shenxikouqihou，dangzhelinyandemianlinmoyebuxiangfahuo，xianglexiahoudao：“chenzong，zheisuanshiwodesishi，nijiubuyaochashoule。”
“taqintianhaibushiyaojizijibanshoume，wozhixuyaoyizhangshouyanqingjian，nengbandaoma？”
“zheimeiwenti，xiaocaiyidie。”
chensanshengdangjipailepaixiongfu，keyishiyouyouxiedanxin。
“linxiaoshenyi，wohenlijienixianzaidexinqing，zhishineiqintianhaizaijianglingshipoyouxienengliang，hairenshibushaobangpaideren，niyigerendehuawodanxin……”
yingzhelinmotoulaideyanshen，chensanshengzhidaozijiduolvleyejiumeizaishuoxiaqu。
林墨何许人？
tianyiyimaichuanren，niubidekebudanshiyishu。
yongjiaozhitouxiangdounengmingbai，ququyigeqintianhai，zhipalianrurenjiayandezigedoumeiyou。
songzouchensansheng，linmodaizhelinyanshanglou，zaiyouweitashileyicizhenjiu，dengdaotahunhunshuiguoquhoucailikaibieshu。
xiangyaohuifuxiaoniziderongmaozheishiqingkebunengzaituoxiaqu，erqiehaixuyaobushaomingguideyaocai，bixujinkuaichoujidaocaixing。
erjiuzaitagangchubieshuqu，yiliangbutaiqiyandechuzucheyeqiaorangenleshangqu。
荣达街道。
linmozaihaoyifandatinghou，cailaidaozheitiaoquanjianglingzuidadezhongyijie。
zaizheilibujinzhongyiguanlinli，haiyouhaoduojiadaxingyaopu，xiaodaogancaozheizhongputongyaocai，dadaolingzhi，laoshancanzheileimingguiyaocaiyiyingjuquan。
zuizhong，linmoxuanzelehuopinzuiduodeyijiayaopu。
zaixianshuditiaolesishiduozhongyaocaihou，dabaoxiaobaodedoukuaifangmanlezhenggejutai，bajigehuojiquandoukanshayanle。
zheixiaozizhuazheimeduoyao，shiyaoganma？
zizhi，bainianfendelaoshancan，shenzhiliantemeheshouwudouyou！
这是要开药铺么？
linmoqingdianlexia，jilinyandiaopeideyaogaosuoxuyaodeyaocaiquedingyijinggouzhiquanlehou，kaikaixinxinditiqizheixieyaocaijiuyaozou。
“哎哎！”
“niganma？zhangdoumeijielinbaojiuxiangzou？qiangjiedeani！”
“额……”
尴尬了。
linmokanzhelikelanzaizijimianqiandeneijigehuoji，jiaobuyidunshanxiaozhenaolenaotou。
zhiqiantaijiubuxiashan，zaijiashangzhiqianhaoduodongxidoushihuanzhemenbaisongdeyifenqianbuyao，gaodetadoukuaiyaowanglemaidongxiyaoqianjiezhangle。
“抱歉啊。”
“neige，wochulaidemangmeidaiqian，yaobuzheiyang，nibazheixieyaocaizhesuanchengqianhouwojiuzainimenzheierjiezhen，bangnimenjiezhenjigehuanzhe，yifenzhenjinbuyaoquandangdiyaocaiqianle，chengbu？”
neilianggehuojiduishiyiyan，yilianmengbi。
jinjiezhejiuhezhouweirenyiqihahadaxiaoqilai，zhizhelinmobizizhimafengzi！
“xiaozi，nizhidaonixuandezheixieyaocaishichangjiazhiduoshaoma？”
“woshuochulaiheniyitiao，zuzusanshiqiwan！”
“哦。”
linmoyiliandanran，henlisuodangrandidao：“sanshiqiwaneryi，woyongzhenjinlaidimeiwentiba？”
“放屁！”
“nitemeshizaishuanwomenwanerniba？xianbushuonizheimenianqingdoubuyidingyouxingyizigezhengle，jibianyouniyiweinishishei？”
“kanyitianbingjiunengdixiaosishiwandehuokuan？pei！”
“gaosuni，jiulianwomenyaofangdeshouxiyishi，youzhehuatuozaishizhichengdehelaoheshenyi，yitiandezhenjindouyuanmeiyouzheimeduo！”
“额……”
linmoyougangadinaolenaonaodai，chengranyixiao。
“tashita，woshiwo，woxiangwodeyishu……”
“yinggaibitaqiangyidian。”
俩伙计：“……”
众人：“……”
jianguo**de，danxiangzheime**dexiaonianqinghaizhentemeshaojian。
“xiaozi，bawomendoudangshazileshiba？”
“wolandegennifeihua，ganjinbayaocainalai！fouzewojiuhanrenbanijiluangundachuqu！”
“heng，jiunineidianyishudaoxinghaihaoyisigenwomenheshenyibi？wopeisini！”
linmolingqiaoyiduo，duokaileqizhongyigehuojitulaideyikounongtan，lianseyejianjianbushuangqilai。
“nikeyiwuruwoderen，danbukeyiwuruwodeyishu。”
“jiubiruwoyaoshiyiyanjiunengkanchulai，nineifangmiandegongnenghencha，genlaopozaichuangshanggaopashibuchaoguosanmiaozhong，jiuhuijiaoxietoujiang。”
“zenmeyang，xianzaishibushijuedewohenlihai？”
唰！
shunjian，neixiaohuojibianchenglezhouweizhongrenguanzhudejiaodian。
tingzhetongshi，kerendezhenzhenchaoxiao，neihuojidunshibeigaolegehou**lian，qijibaihuaididamadao：“ni，nihushuobadaomanzuifangpi！”
“likegunchuqu！womendianbuhuanyingni！”
“ai，nikannizheirenhaijishangle，huashuowoyijinggoujiniliumianzile，zhishuolenineifangmianbuxing，kemeishuonijingchangqufengyuechanggaonvren，erqiehaibazijijigaozangle。”
“meibing，huanleyouyizhenshijianleba？”
“**！”
“chenguangniteme**，delezheizhongbinghaigenwoyongyigeshuibei！”
“zhentemeexin，wozaiyebuyaogenniyigebanle！”
jigetongshidunshimanlianxianqi，xiangduowenyisidelikegenchenguanglakaijuli，jibianyijingduodaowumikaiwaihaijuedebugouyizhiwanghousuoni……
yishijian，neichenguangshenzhouwumineiyechenglezhenkongdidai，kongwuyiren！
suishuozhongrendoubuxinyigexiaonianqingdanpingkanjiunengkanchubierenyoubing，danzheizhongshidajiakexianglaidoushiningkexinqiyoude。
“你，你！”
chenguangganjuezijidefeidoukuaiyaobeiqizhale，tieqingzheliansuishoujiuchaoqiyigenmugunchaolinmozaleguoqu。
“哎呦？还动粗？”
linmohaoxiaozheyaotou，zhengyaotuiyibuduoyixiani，queturanwendaoleyiguqinrendexiangfeng。
“住手！”
yigeshenchuanzhensichenshan，suihuabaotunqundenvrenturanzoudaolinmoshenqian，qiaoshengshengditaishouzhizheneidianhuojichenguang。
“gukeshishangdi，nipingshijiushizheimeduidaishangdide？”
“上帝？”
“tayifenqiandoumeiyouxiangchibaishi，suannamenzishangdi！”
“bujiushijishiwanme。”
nvrenbaileneichenguangyiyan，erhouyebumoji，zhijiecongbaolitaochuyizhangyinxingkajiuchaotadiuleguoqu。
“tadezhang，wojiele。”
“刷卡。”
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